Xueba digs a hole and waits for you to jump

Chapter 326 173. Imagination Parenting

The ministerial election was held as scheduled, and there was no accident. Tang Hongdou won the position of minister. The official waved his hand and took Hongdou girl who had worked so hard to prepare for a week to go to the restaurant to reward her and celebrate by the way.

"Congratulations, Minister Tang, let's take my younger brother with me from now on!"

"No problem! But you have to work harder!"

"Decree! If you have something to do, just order it, the little one will die!"

Tang Hongdou smiled wretchedly, looking at the entire University A, there was no one else except Tang Hongdou who could make a legendary official president stand on his back.

Today, Tang Hongdou sat in the car and didn't even have time to eat snacks. She held her mobile phone and sent the news of her election success one by one to those who cared about her election results. Her face was flushed and she was very excited.

She did it!She is slowly getting better and better!

"By the way, Guan Xu, your birthday seems to be coming soon, right? October [-]rd? What gift do you want? Just ask!"

"My daughter-in-law is always on the lookout, if you don't ask for anything else, my wife will pack you up and send you to bed!"

"No problem! Remember to check it when the time comes!"

Guan Xu was also in a particularly good mood today, and his mood became even better when Tang Hongdou remembered his birthday, humming a little tune while driving.

"By the way, the department is about to recruit new people. Is there anything I should pay attention to? What should I pay more attention to during interviews? This is the first time I've taken office and must not make mistakes."

"There is nothing to pay attention to, just look at the edge of your eyes."

"Eyes?!"

Tang Hongdou was a little confused. Shouldn't the interview be based on the comprehensive ability of all aspects?

"Well, it depends on the eye. People who can be admitted to A University are not weak. There is basically no problem in ability. It depends on whether the eye is right. If you get along well in the future, the atmosphere in the department will be good. Efficiency is high."

Tang Hongdou was a little dazed, "...I feel like I've been cheated. Unfortunately, I thought that the seniors who were interviewing recruited me because of my extraordinary potential. I didn't expect it to be based on my face..."

Tang Hongdou looked at his small face in the rear mirror while talking, "Guan Xu, why don't I wear contact lenses? Ye Zi said that wearing glasses will make you look lifeless, what do you think?"

"No, just you clumsy girl, you will definitely be able to put on contact lenses but not take them out, and then you will have to go to the ophthalmology department every day."

"whispering sound--"

Tang Hongdou pursed her mouth. Although she didn't want to admit it, she still agreed with Guan Xu's statement in her heart. Don't say that she really wore it, but just thinking about the scene where her eyelids were stretched and her hands were stretched in to buckle Tang Hongdou I feel terrible, maybe I can pick out my eyeballs with a shake of my hand.

"Then why don't I stop wearing glasses, anyway, my glasses prescription is not high, it doesn't matter if I take them off, at most, I won't be able to find delicious food anytime, anywhere..."

That's right... Tang Hongdou is walking around looking around, not looking at the scenery, the road, or the people, just looking for the newly opened gourmet restaurant...

"what do you think?"

Just at a traffic light, Tang Hongdou patted Guan Xu's hand, blinked at him, and asked for Guan Xu's opinion.

"Huh? How about it, should I wear it or not?"

Guan Xu looked at Tang Hongdou's big sparkling eyes, slender and curled eyelashes, delicate double eyelids, and swollen eyes, as if they could discharge electricity, and it made Guan Xu feel numb.

Guan Xu's Adam's apple rolled, "Put it on, I'm afraid you'll hit a tree while walking."

"Hey, please, I'm nearsighted, am I blind?"

Tang Hongdou glared at Guan Xu, put on his glasses, and lay down by the car window to see if there were any newly opened snack bars on this road.

The official has a guilty conscience, the most Tang Hongdou walks is that she stumbles with her left foot and falls with her right foot, eats dog shit, and hits a tree. She is not asked to wear glasses to see the road, but to prevent peach blossoms. Those watery eyes The big eyes are blinking, and I don't know how many drooling flies will come.

Although the official doesn't care about beating flies, anyway, the electric mosquito swatter in his hand is waving at any time. Whoever you are, as long as you dare to spin around Tang Hongdou, you are guaranteed to slap it without hesitation.But rather than beating flies, the official still hopes to use the time of beating flies to do exercises with Tang Hongdou, kiss little mouths, shake little hands and so on.

Tang Hongdou saw a boy wearing a camouflage uniform riding a bicycle on the sidewalk. He should be in high school military training, and suddenly said, "Guan Xu, why don't you become an instructor's assistant in the military training for freshmen this year?"

"I look like such an idle person?" Guan Xu asked back.

"But didn't you also go there last year? You also helped us solve the mosquito problem and even sang! At that time, Liangliang sang until his nose burst into tears, hahahaha, it's funny to think about it, Liangliang kept saying that It's her black history."

"Last year I was chasing after my wife, but this year my daughter-in-law is next to me. Why do I have to go to the deep mountains and old forests to feed mosquitoes?"

"Catch me?"

"Otherwise? I'm going to chase the female mosquito?"

Tang Hongdou raised her eyebrows proudly, "Tell me honestly, did you just meet me at the airport and fell in love with this fairy at first sight?"

"No, it will be earlier."

"Earlier?" Tang Hongdou tilted his head and thought for a while, "Oh! You're talking about the meeting at Sister Juan's coffee shop in the third year of high school, the time when I greeted Brother Haoran?"

Guan Xu smiled and shook his head, "A little earlier."

Guan Xu didn't expect that Tang Hongdou, who was only busy being infatuated with Qin Haoran that day, would have an impression of him, but his heart fell for her much earlier than that year's summer vacation.

"In a dream?"

"may be."

The black-bellied official didn't say anything on purpose, but he wanted to see when Tang Hongdou could remember. Although it might be eight years, no, it should be nine years. After nine years, maybe this silly girl can't remember anymore, but Uncle Guan just stubbornly hoped that one day Tang Hongdou could pat his head and say to himself - Guan Xu!I remembered!I met you when I was a child and promised to marry you in the future!

Guan Xu felt that life was really wonderful. He never thought that the little girl who had been cheated into him for so many years was really going to marry him.

The car drove for a while, and Guan Xu suddenly remembered something, "By the way, wife, do you want to hear gossip?"

"What gossip?"

Tang Hongdou's eyes lit up when he heard that there was gossip, and it was the gossip that the official said. You must know that the official never said such boring things. Even the gossip that the official is interested in must be a big deal. !

"Gu Qinyan gave birth prematurely."

"That's it?" Tang Hongdou gave Guan Xu an expression of "you can't do it." She already knew about this from Tong Muyan, "I've already finished gossiping about this, okay?"

"It's not over yet, premature birth is just the beginning..."

Uncle Guan raised the corners of his lips, why is this stupid girl so impatient, she doesn't listen to her own words, if it's just a premature birth, he won't bother to care, the follow-up stuff is really exciting, thinking Tang Hongdou, a nosy person, must be interested , that's why I patiently listened to Shang Xiaoer's gossip.

"Just the beginning? Hurry up and talk!"

Guan Xu shook his head, feeling very helpless with his behavior. Although he felt that he was bored, looking at Tang Hongdou's "full of curiosity" face, Uncle Guan forgave himself for such a boring behavior.

"When the surnamed Gu was sent to the hospital, the amniotic fluid had already broken, so he had to give birth. Fortunately, the baby is fine. It can be observed in the incubator for half a month..."

"Well, I know that. Fortunately, there is nothing wrong with this child, otherwise Muyan will not be able to explain it clearly!"

"Don't worry, even if there is a problem, your Muyan is fine!"

"Ah? Why?"

"Because - premature babies have yellow hair and blue eyes..."

Tang Hongdou blinked to digest the meaning of this sentence, "I'm going! Blue eyes! So the child is not Du Jianming's?!"

Guan Xu looked at Tang Hongdou's reaction and couldn't help laughing, "Yes, I heard from Shang Xiaoer that the nurse asked Du Jianming to pay the fee, and praised him enviously for being a good man, but Du Jianming was confused by the compliment. , when he saw the blue-eyed child in the incubator, his face turned green..."

What Guan Xu said was not as vivid as Shang Xiaoer's. Shang Xiaoer's words were full of emotion, as if he had seen it himself.

"Pfft—isn't he a good man, willing to marry a woman with a big belly, and what happens next?"

"Later, the Du family directly called the lawyer to draft the divorce agreement. I don't know where Shang Xiaoer heard it, saying that the Du family wanted Gu Qinyan to pay 1000 million yuan for mental damage and reputation damage."

"1000 million!"

Tang Hongdou's eyes were straightened. Perhaps in the world of Guan Xu, Shang Xiaoer, and Gu Haiyang, 1000 million was not a big sum of money, but in Tang Hongdou's eyes, it was definitely an astronomical figure.

Although I know it's a lot of money, but Tang Hongdou is not such a holy mother, she will pity Gu Qinyan, after all, she did it herself, and she doesn't know how to restrain herself, so you should find someone of the yellow race, find someone It's no wonder blondes don't wear tops!
Although it is said that Gu Qinyan deserves what she does, the child is innocent after all. With such a mother, she almost died and came to this world. Now that she finally came to this world without a father, it is actually quite pitiful .

"What about the kid? What about him?"

"The Du family definitely won't ask for it, and they won't give any child support. Gu Qinyan can only raise it by herself."

"What! Gu Qinyan raised her by herself?!" Tang Hongdou's voice became louder unconsciously, "This woman is so determined to frame Muyan that she gave birth prematurely. It is impossible for her to raise that child well. Well!"

Tang Hongdou looked anxious, as if the child belonged to her, "Daughter-in-law, although I don't believe in this thing, but this is fate, if she doesn't take good care of it, why don't you help her?"

"I don't want it..." Tang Hongdou pursed her mouth, "But that child is really pitiful. I always feel that his childhood should not have had too much sunshine."

Guan Xu was about to comfort Tang Hongdou when he heard her painting style suddenly change——

"Guan Xu! From now on, I will make my son the happiest child in the world! Give him all the love, teach him to be brave, teach him to be friendly, teach him to help others, teach him to be positive, and let him see the beauty of this world , Let him grow up healthy and happy!"

"I disagree."

"I still want... No, wait, you said you disagree? Why?" Before Tang Hongdou could finish his beautiful imagination, he was blocked by Guan Xu's disagreement.

"First of all, I said that we don't want a brat in our family. It's enough to have me as a man in the family. Secondly, you can't give him all your love. You have to give all your love to me."

Tang Hongdou thought that Guan Xu had some serious reasons, but she didn't expect it to be something out of the ordinary. Tang Hongdou rolled her eyes and continued to think about her parenting experience:

"Tell him bedtime stories, play with him, take him to see the great rivers and mountains of the motherland, teach him homework, help him chase the girl he likes..."

When Tang Hongdou said these things, there was a soft light in his eyes. It was something called maternal love, but it was a pity that our poor student Guan Xiaobao didn't enjoy any of them——

bed time story?Sorry, no, the official does not allow his woman to sleep with other men, even though this man is his son.

play with him?I'm sorry, because of the existence of Tang Xiaobei, the little grinder, as a brother, he can only play with his sister.

Look at the great rivers and mountains of the motherland?I'm sorry, whenever my father and mother show their love to the great rivers and mountains of the motherland, the burden of taking care of my sister falls on my shoulders.

Teach him to do his homework?I'm sorry, student Guan Xiaobao has inherited Uncle Guan's incredible IQ, and the teacher understands it just once, so he almost never does homework.

Help her chase the girl she likes?I'm sorry, because the beauty has crushed her peers since she was a child, the headache for the arrogant student Guan Xiaobao is not how to chase girls, but how not to be chased by girls.

It's just that what Tang Hongdou said was a little bit true. Guan Xiaobao and Tang Xiaobei felt that this world was beautiful since they were young, and they both felt that they were very lucky to be the happiest children in this beautiful world.

*
October [-]rd.

The student organization is recruiting new students, plus the official's 22nd birthday!
Because of vice president Yang's corruption and bribery this year, many student organizations have changed their blood, so the time for recruiting new students has been extended to the November period. , Many people are unwilling to miss the opportunity to join the student organization, so they can only sacrifice the eleventh holiday.

Tang Hongdou was sitting by the window in the classroom, flipping through the dozen thick registration forms, and talking on the phone with Guan Xu.

"There are quite a lot. I just checked the registration form, and I will start one after a while."

"I don't know. It should depend on the progress of the two sides. Why don't you come over and pretend to be a judge for me? It's just over and we'll go there together!"

"Hmm...milk cover oolong, no sugar added, the other five people just have the signature panda milk tea."

"Siyuan Building 503, drive carefully, okay!"

Tang Hongdou hung up the phone, and immediately found a place in the back to hide the birthday present for Guan Xu, since it would be no surprise to give the gift now.

The Propaganda Department of the Youth League Committee has one director, five deputy directors, one deputy director and her boyfriend to celebrate November [-]. It was crowded, so Guan Xulai just happened to be on top.

This year's recruitment was relatively hasty, so I didn't have time to prepare some new interview methods. The second interview still adopted the leaderless group discussion method that I had been using before.

A group of people were wiped out on the first side, and there were 40 people who participated in the second side, in groups of five, and were divided into eight groups.

Interview topic - Desert Island Survival: A private plane crashed on a desert island, only 6 people survived:

1.Pregnant women: eight months pregnant

2.Inventor: Researching new energy (renewable, non-polluting) vehicles.

3.Physician: Breakthroughs have been made in the study of AIDS treatment this year.

4.Astronaut: Expedition to space is about to find a new planet suitable for human habitation
5.Ecologist: Responsible for Tropical Rainforest Rescue Task Force

6.tramp. ?
At this time, the escape tool was only a rubber balloon basket that could accommodate one person, without water or food.So, who should leave the island in a balloon?
This question can be said to be a standard interview question for a group committee without a leader. Tang Hongdou also encountered it when he was a freshman. Tang Hongdou always thought this question was stupid. How could the person trapped on a deserted island happen to be such an important person? ?There is no need for them to escape when such an important person disappears. There must be a large number of rescue troops looking for it everywhere. Besides, how can such people who can’t get along together be trapped on a deserted island together? Is it a pairing experience activity if You Are the One?
But brain damage is brain damage, but because these six options have supporting reasons, they are reasonable anyway, it can reflect a person's logical and comprehensive, and can also see the leadership ability of each team member in the group, so It deserves its name as a classic test question.

When Guan Xu came, the second interview was half over. As soon as he came out, the atmosphere of the interview changed. There were four girls in this group, and three of them hadn't said a word since the second Guan Xu came in. Besides, only one of the girls with a pretty face and light makeup could continue to express her point of view clearly after glancing at Guan Xu. Apart from blushing a little, she was not affected much. People feel bright.

"Oh, there's still milk tea to drink, we've been honored by the minister, thank you senior!"

The one who spoke was a boy with a feminine temperament, the deputy head of the group propaganda, Su Gang, nicknamed rough, but he didn't look rough at all, with thin skin and tender flesh, Xiaoshou was full of temperament.

Guan Xu nodded towards Su Huang. Among the two male ministers in the group announcement this year, he liked this one better, because it was rumored that he was gay, so there was almost no potential threat.

"How many groups are there?"

Guan Xu handed Tang Hongdou the milk cap oolong with the straw inserted, and sat next to her naturally. Due to the presence of his juniors, Guan Xu just hugged Tang Hongdou's waist from behind, nothing else was too obvious move.

"This is the fifth group, the topic of survival on a deserted island."

Guan Xu nodded, squinted his eyes and looked at the people who were discussing at the round table in the distance, pursed the corners of his mouth, and looked deeply.

The latter groups were mostly girls. Almost all the girls would look at Guan Xu intentionally or unintentionally during discussions. Tang Hongdou was helpless. He really didn't know whether it was a good thing or a bad thing to invite Guan Xu to be a judge.

After four o'clock, the second interview was basically over, and the candidates who passed the interview were basically confirmed.

Guan Xu knew how to measure, and he didn't intend to take the lead in the slightest. Except for occasionally mentioning two of his own opinions, the final decision was still in the hands of Minister Tang Hongdou.

"What do you think of Yang Lijie?"

Tang Hongdou took a registration form and asked the other deputy ministers for their opinions. This Yang Lijie was the only girl who could resist Guan Xu's temptation and discuss issues clearly.

"I think it's pretty good. Her thinking is quite clear. It can be seen that she should be a very assertive person." "Well... But I don't like her tone of voice and eyes very much. I always feel that she is superior and makes people not feeling well."

"But I have to admit that her own ability should be pretty good. The discussion rhythm of their group is well grasped, but it's her baby voice that makes all the hairs on my body stand up..."

"Would it? I think the voice of this soft and cute girl is very nice. It's a bit like a Japanese voice actor, and it's quite unique."

"Deng Xiang, I think you've watched too many high-quality island action movies, and Japanese voice actors..." Xu Rui is also one of the five vice ministers this term.

"Red bean, what do you think?"

Tang Hongdou looked at Yang Lijie's registration form. On the one-inch ID photo, the beautiful girl was full of confidence. Qi bangs made her very sweet. Tang Hongdou was not sure if it was her own prejudice, but she always felt that there was something wrong in her eyes. Unspeakable hostility, not obvious, but I just have this uncomfortable feeling.

"How about this, don't we have two candidates for the last seat, we will vote anonymously in the group, and whoever has the most votes will stay, is that okay?"

The other four people agreed with Tang Hongdou's proposal, and suddenly discovered that the anonymous function in the QQ group is still very powerful!
Guan Xu smiled and touched Tang Hongdou's small head, with a hint of pride in his eyes, it seems that this girl is quite smart sometimes, this method seems to be very good!
Nanyuan Grape Edge.

"Li Jie, don't worry, you will definitely be selected. Although Tang Hongdou, that bitch, can't be seen as better than her, she can't run a dictatorship, she must obey the public opinion, right?"

Ouyang Zhi flatteringly poured Yang Lijie a glass of juice. Yang Lijie was the daughter of his father's immediate boss. The two grew up together. Although Ouyang Zhi was one year older than her, Ouyang Zhi had always placed himself in a lower position. Location.

"It's such a pity. If I'm still the head of the Tuan Xuan, I will guarantee that you can come in! But don't worry, I have a good relationship with a deputy head of the Tuan Xuan. She said that you have a high possibility of staying!"

Yang Lijie kept staring at the cup, holding a small spoon and stirring it repeatedly, "Sister Ouyang, are there two male ministers in this group announcement?"

Ouyang Zhi was taken aback, but still explained, "Well, one is Su Yu from the Chinese School, and the other is Deng Xiang from the School of Economics and Management."

"Then who is this?"

Yang Lijie took out her mobile phone, and it was a photo secretly taken from outside the classroom. In the photo, Tang Hongdou and Guan Xu were facing each other, not knowing what they were talking about. is gentle.

Ouyang Zhi glanced at the photo, his eyes were full of disdain, "I just said that Tang Hongdou has something to be a minister, isn't she relying on Guan Xu! Bitch!"

"Guan Xu?"

"Well, the legendary figure of University A, he is a senior this year, and he doesn't appear in the school very much. It's normal if you haven't seen it, but there are many legends about him in the school, and you will gradually know."

Ouyang Zhi's tone was a little impatient. She and Tang Hongdou had been married since Lu Xuan, and they were very close. Even if they went their separate ways after graduation, I guess I would still be upset when I mentioned Tang Hongdou in my life. Gritting teeth.

"Then he is Senior Sister Tang's...boyfriend?"

"Well, otherwise, why do you think she can be the minister of the regiment propaganda?"

Yang Lijie's expression was a little disappointed, "It's a pity, if only I could get to know Senior Guan Xu earlier."

"Li Jie, do you like Guan Xu?"

Yang Lijie blushed, and said angrily, "It's not that, I just have a good impression of him, his temperament is great! It's like the tall and cold male god in Two-dimensional, um! It's very similar to Sakata Gintoki! Tall There is tenderness in the cold!"

Ouyang Zhi despised the metaphor of the rich lady in his heart. What kind of relationship could Guan Xu and Sakata Yinshi have? They both have the halo of the protagonist?If that counts as common ground.

However, Ouyang Zhi liked the fact that Yang Lijie liked Guan Xu. Although in his own eyes, Yang Lijie, a scheming bitch in disguise, was not worthy of Guan Xu at all, but wouldn't it be enough if he could add trouble to Tang Hongdou?

"Li Jie! Go for it if you like it! You have such a good condition, Guan Xu will definitely kick that bitch to be with you!"

"Sister Ouyang, will Senior Guan Xu really like me?"

Yang Lijie held Ouyang Zhi's hand, her eyes were full of uncertainty, but what flashed in the depths of her eyes was the certainty of winning, she was sure of this man, Guan Xu!
Ouyang Zhi patted Yang Lijie's little hand, "Don't worry, I will help you!"

"En! Thank you, Sister Ouyang!" Yang Lijie nodded obediently. I don't know if the baby's voice was the original one or a deliberate one, and the people at the table next to them who were talking about it became completely silent...

I dare not open my mouth, for fear that what I just ate in my stomach will spit out.

　There are already [-] words in this chapter, there may not be a second chapter~ hehehe~
　　
　
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