Xueba digs a hole and waits for you to jump
Chapter 328. 176. The God of Time
Chapter 328. 176. The God of Time
174.The Thief of Time——Looking at the clouds and the wind
"What's wrong? Not feeling well?"
Guan Xu saw that Tang Hongdou pursed her mouth, didn't eat or play match [-] games, her expression was a little unnatural, and she was a little worried that she wasn't used to such occasions.
"Guan Xu, do I have to sing?"
Tang Hongdou held Guan Xu's hand and looked at him anxiously. He usually went to sing ghost howls with his friends. No matter how outgoing Tang Hongdou is when singing in front of people he knows, Tang Hongdou will be a little shy. After all, he is not a queen of songs, and the songs he sings are only the ones that can be heard by ordinary people.
"You don't want to sing?" Guan Xu didn't expect that Tang Hongdou's bitter expression was because he didn't want to sing, "If you don't want to sing, don't sing, it's okay, just leave it alone when they tease you."
Tang Hongdou saw that everyone in the room sang, not to mention whether it sounds good or not, at least no one was swaying, and suddenly felt that he was so cowardly.
"Will it embarrass you if you don't sing well? Liangliang and I go to the KTV to sing every thousand years, above the moon or something..."
Guan Xu rubbed Tang Hongdou's head, wanting to laugh, "Well, it's pretty good, it fits your style."
"I'm not joking with you, I'm afraid everyone will laugh at you if you don't sing well..."
It doesn't matter if Tang Hongdou loses face. Anyway, few people here know him, but they are all friends of Guan Xu. Although he knows that Guan Xu doesn't care, Tang Hongdou still wants to be a girlfriend that Guan Xu can handle. Don't talk about saving face for him, but don't lose his face anyway.
"Who dares to laugh at my wife? Today is the young master's place!"
In fact, Guan Xu also wanted to hear Tang Hongdou sing. Zhou Shuilin didn't mention Guan Xu tonight, but he still couldn't remember that he had never heard Tang Hongdou sing. Except for her occasional humming when she was in a good mood, the only person who heard it was herself. When I was in Johannesburg, Tang Hongdou sent me a voice, and Guan Xu went to look it up. The very magical song was called "I Miss You So Much", the official liked it very much, and I specially asked someone to export it from my phone and engrave it on a CD. .
"Okay! Then I'll sing!...Wow, but I'm still very nervous. I'm really a little stage fright since I've only participated in class chorus since I was a child..."
Tang Hongdou clenched her cheering fist before she could wave it, but she was immediately discouraged.
"It's okay, I'll sing behind you. If you can't sing well, I'll deliberately sing out of tune, so that they won't remember how well you sang."
Tang Hongdou's eyes lit up, and he nodded happily, "Hey! You can have this!"
Tang Hongdou hadn't decided which song he was going to sing when he heard Zhou Shuilin, the host who made a temporary guest appearance to warm up the scene, said, "Thank you Ding Meimei for your beautiful song you/are/beautiful! Good! Now our bricks are thrown away. Go out, and the next big show will be staged!"
As soon as the blockbuster drama was mentioned, everyone turned their heads to look at Guan Xu and Tang Hongdou. Tang Hongdou's palms were sweating when everyone looked at him like this. Guan Xu held Tang Hongdou tightly as if he could feel her nervousness. With wet little hands, Tang Hongdou calmed down inexplicably.
"Sister Hongdou, what do you want to sing, I'll give you some."
Tang Hongdou turned on the music player of his mobile phone, and the first song that caught his eye was Jin Wenqi's "The Thief of Time". Tang Hongdou listened to it twice before going to bed last night. Thinking of the lyrics of this song, Tang Hongdou decided to choose this song !
"Is there "The Thief of Time", I will sing this..."
"The Thief of Time? Isn't this a movie?"
Although Zhou Shuilin muttered, he still entered these words into the karaoke machine. Guan Xu had never heard of this song, and he only knew that "The Thief of Time" was a movie, and it was a good movie with a deep meaning. .
Except for one or two women in the room who know this song, most people, especially men, have never heard of it. How should I put it, this song is a bit artistic, very delicate, more like a little girl's style, It's normal for boys to not hear much.
"There is such a song, come on, sister Hongdou—"
Tang Hongdou walked over to pick up the microphone, carefully looked at the lyrics prompt on the screen, her heart was pounding, it was all right, it was like running 800 meters, as long as she survived these three minutes, she would be able to go from hell to heaven !
Tang Hongdou has been comforting himself, he was inattentive, and did not keep up with the tune. Tang Hongdou tried to make up for it, but found that if he didn't sing from the first line, he seemed to be unable to find the tune...
"What... can I start again..."
Many people in the room laughed, not to ridicule of course, but because they were amused by Tang Hongdou. This stupid and cute look really made people laugh.
Tang Hongdou looked at Chao Guanxu as if he had done something wrong, but Guan Xu didn't mean to blame her at all. Instead, he smiled at Tang Hongdou, and Tang Hongdou's brain calmed down in an instant, without any distracting thoughts. Only Guan Xu's smile was particularly clear.
The prelude sounded again, and for some reason, Tang Hongdou didn't read the prompt lyrics this time, but pressed the rhythm without missing a second——
If you can hold it tight, don't let it go
If you can hug, don't pull
……
Who let
Time is something that catches people off guard
sunny and windy sometimes rainy
Can't compete day and night and miss the past
I stole Qingsi but kept you
Time is a journey with no return
Good and bad are scenery
Don't blame me for being greedy, I just don't want to wake up
because you want to be with me only for you
look calm
……
From the second Tang Hongdou opened her mouth, the whole room became quiet. Tang Hongdou's voice is very special. Don't look at her cute appearance, but her voice is a little hoarse. The song really has a feeling of "years", which is unique and charming.
It is said that only singing with emotion can move people's hearts. Tang Hongdou didn't know any skills, and just sang according to the original tune of the song, but because the song contained what she wanted to say to Guan Xu, she sang with extra care.
Others only felt that the singing was very contagious, but Guan Xu heard a different feeling, he could hear Tang Hongdou's heart, his eyes were full of tenderness, full of deep love.
The song "Red Bean" I sang to you, to accompany you to watch the long flow of water;
You give me a song "The Thief of Time", and accompany me to watch the clouds and wind.
It is enough to see all kinds of scenery with you in life.
After singing, Tang Hongdou stood there and looked at the official across the air. The emotion in the eyes could be seen by anyone with a discerning eye. The eyes of several women present were full of envy. Such an excellent and perfect Guan Xu, so affectionate Looking at a woman carefully, this kind of warmth is much more precious than famous bags and shoes.
Although Zhou Shuilin also knew that it was not good to interrupt the young couple's eye contact at such a time, but he was in charge of the field, so he couldn't let a group of people just watch the two show their affection and eat dog food, right?
"Uh... Sister Hongdou, you can give me the microphone. Let your family member Guan Xu come over and sing. You two can adjust your position and continue watching. It won't affect you..."
"Oh, here you-"
After hearing what Zhou Shuilin said, Tang Hongdou blushed, put the microphone into Zhou Shuilin's arms, and almost ran to Guan Xu's side as if fleeing.
"sounds so good!"
The official didn't care about the people who were staring at this side at all, turned around and pecked Tang Hongdou's small mouth, water lines appeared in his eyes, Tang Hongdou felt that he was about to drown in it, "It's good if you can listen, scare the baby to death It's..."
Tang Hongdou found that many things are actually like this. When you face it, you will be nervous and afraid, but when you actually do it, regardless of success or failure, you will feel relaxed.
"My daughter-in-law sings so well, it's cheap for these boys!"
Of course Tang Hongdou gave himself a face. Of course Guan Xu is happy, but he feels a little awkward in his heart. This is a fucking song my daughter-in-law sang to me, and you guys listened to it, eh!This uncle has a little mood!
"Guan Xu! Don't show off, show off your sister! Get over here and sing!"
As a single dog, Zhou Shuilin eats so many dog food that he is about to die in battle. Guan Xu's birthday comes every year, but this year he is particularly full. Yes, fucking stuffed with dog food!
"Me? I don't sing, it's not like you don't know."
"You don't sing?! Then you didn't fucking say it earlier!"
The official leaned closer to Tang Hongdou, "Didn't you fucking ask?"
Everyone was convinced, there are really few people in the world who are as shameless as Guan Xu but still can't do anything about him, if it wasn't for Zhou Shuilin's proposal to have him and Tang Hongdou finale and he didn't object, everyone wouldn't be obediently singing a song He sang it over and over, even the people who usually sang like they were at the scene of a disaster. Unexpectedly, when it was Guan Xu's turn, he actually said he wouldn't sing!
"How does my mother know that you are so shameless! Damn it!"
Zhou Shuilin was very angry, he wondered if he should take this opportunity to vent his anger, otherwise the dog food full of him might cause indigestion.
"What's a face? Can it be eaten, used, or used to seduce a wife?" Guan Xu said, smiling at Tang Hongdou angrily, like a goblin, full of allure.
"Bah! Shameless!"
"Young master is shameless, but you are shameless. It's a pity that you don't have a wife. Your face can sleep with you? It's not as good as your right hand, is it?"
When talking about sleeping, Tang Hongdou's face turned red, and when talking about the right hand, Shui Linger's face also turned red.
Sure enough, in terms of poisonous tongue, no one can compare with Guan Xu.
"Damn it, Guan Xu is leaving! It's a showdown at the mahjong table, labor and management are frustrated, and casinos are proud. If you don't lose your family fortune today, I will take your surname!"
"No, I don't want a silly son like you."
"Don't talk nonsense, fight or not!"
"Do you want to play?"
Guan Xu tilted his head and asked Tang Hongdou what he meant. If husband and wife play mahjong together, they will definitely not agree. He makes Tang Hongdou stand by and watch the official feel sorry for him. But if Tang Hongdou is willing to play, it doesn't matter if he sees it next to him.
"I'll just watch you play from the sidelines. I don't know that your rules are different from ours."
"Watch me playing? Won't it be boring?"
"No, when I was a child, I always watched it when Madam Su played mahjong, and then helped her keep the money. If she won, she would get a commission, hahaha."
Mrs. Su likes to play mahjong. When the store is not busy, she sets up a mahjong table to play with the proprietresses of the shop next to her.
As Tang Hongdou, who knew how to read and started playing mahjong, in the words of Father Tang, other people’s prenatal education is about classical music, Tang poetry and Song Ci, Tang Hongdou’s prenatal education is the Mahjong Bible.
Seeing that Tang Hongdou seemed to be very interested, Guan Xu agreed. Anyway, they sometimes get tired of drinking, and they also play mahjong and gamble. fun.
"Then let's make a call. My wife has to manage the accounts, so let's just pay the cash today."
"Cash? Where the hell am I going to get so much cash for you?"
Zhou Shuilin felt that Guan Xu did it on purpose. In the past, they played with chips directly. They started at 1000, and with a big hand, they could get hundreds of thousands. It is impossible to lose more than [-] million in one night when they point their backs. Today you If I win tomorrow, I will win, and the final win or loss is not too big. If it happens now, how many grandpas Mao will have to prepare, the scene will be a bit scary.
"Go to Xiaoer's finances to exchange some money, for a small one, let's get it at the end of a thousand."
smaller?one thousand?
Tang Hongdou was about to faint when he heard their conversation. In their eyes, a thousand is a small point?Fortunately, I didn't let myself play. Otherwise, with such a big bottom, I guess my hands would shake when I drew the cards.
However, others don't think so——
"One thousand? That's right, how many games do I have to win for that meal?"
Tang Hongdou twitched the corner of her mouth, a meal?Master, do you eat gold or diamonds?Are you not afraid of indigestion?
"Don't think about it, you can still lose less if you play smaller."
Guan Xu took out his wallet and handed it to Tang Hongdou, "Here, housekeeper, take good care of the accounts."
Tang Hongdou sat obediently next to Guan Xu with his wallet in hand, feeling that he had a heavy task. After watching a game, Tang Hongdou knew that Guan Xu and the others were playing a bloody battle to the end, which was Chuan Ma. The game was played in the bloody battle mode. There is a limit on the number of cards, and the game does not end after one player wins the cards in each game, but until the three players are tied or all cards are drawn.
This kind of mahjong is very scary. There are many big cards. The first person to push the cards may not be the winner.
Except for Zhou Shuilin, the other three people who sat down to play cards had girlfriends next to them, but Tang Hongdou was treated the best. I will still ask Tang Hongdou which one is out, and play according to Tang Hongdou's meaning. The other two girlfriends are a bit pitiful, and it's okay for the boyfriend to ignore it. It's because someone sitting next to you affects your luck.
"Self-touch! Guan Xu and your ghost, pay the bill!"
Tang Hongdou sent out a thick pile of Grandpa Mao. This is the ninth stack. The [-] Grandpa Mao actually lost his cards after two rounds. Could it be that he was really happy in love and frustrated in a casino? I haven't played any cards, it's fine if the cards in the starting hand are bad, but I'm not lucky, I can't touch any of the cards I want, which one I want to draw, and I put this one and that one, it's absolutely raining All dipped.
"Hey, I'm rich without a girlfriend. It's not easy to win Guan Xu once. I'm going to take a picture and post it on Moments later."
Seeing Zhou Shuiling's vigor, the official didn't feel anything, money didn't matter, anyway, more Zhou Shuilin had lost to him before, having a wife was much better than being rich!
A new round has begun, Zhou Shuilin's Zhuang, Tang Hongdou sees Guan Xu's well-articulated hand holding cards, which looks very good-looking, playing mahjong with an elegant feeling.
Tang Hongdou lamented that God is unfair. People say that when God closes a door for you, he will open a window for you. But when you come to Guan Xu, God built a glass house for you. It is bright and dignified, and it is a winner in life!
The marimba music played, and Guan Xu glanced at the incoming call to remind him that it was from the studio.
"Daughter-in-law, come and play a game, and I'll go out to answer the phone."
Guan Xu had business to do, so Tang Hongdou had no choice but to bite the bullet. Sure enough, her hands were shaking. Fortunately, no one else noticed.
"Hey, little sister Hongdou, give me candy as soon as you sit down, six sticks are messed up, three times!"
Zhou Shuilin, who was sitting opposite Tang Hongdou, pushed the cards, took two flowers, and played three times. Tang Hongdou comforted himself. Anyway, the cards were just like this, and the official was playing a cannon, which had nothing to do with him.
The Shang family drew a card and played a three of a kind, which was also Zhou Shuilin's card.
"I can't help it. I know you want three, six, nine, but I can't keep these three. Useless scrap cards, if you keep them, you won't be able to do anything. It's cheap for you."
"This is not cheap for me. This is my luck today. No one can leave! The battle island is dawn!"
Zhou Shuilin smiled like a rotten cauliflower, "Sister Hongdou, hurry up and play your cards. If you really don't know, just play three, six or nine. Anyway, I only play three times. If you play something else, what if they are big cards? right?"
Tang Hongdou put the tiles aside and checked carefully. It seemed to be wrong, but she still didn't dare to push the tiles. This was her first time playing Sichuan mahjong. If she failed, she would be ashamed, "Wait a minute ,Let me see……"
After making the phone call, Guan Xu came in, stood behind Tang Hongdou, took a look, and said, "Don't read, stop talking, 13."
Zhou Shuilin was stunned for two seconds, "What the hell can have 13 times? Guan Xu, you fucking want to go back to the original, are you crazy!"
"Daughter-in-law pushing cards—"
Guan Xu sat down at Tang Hongdou's original position, and put his arms around Tang Hongdou, "All three ghosts are seven pairs, all one color is four, seven pairs are three, one ghost is two, three ghosts are six, a total of 4, don't worry, little Grandpa was right."
"Blow it up!"
Zhou Shuilin didn't believe it, so he leaned over to take a look, read it over and over ten times, and finally confirmed that it was all three ghosts and seven pairs.
Zhou Shuilin's face darkened, "Is this Sparrow God? What the fuck is 13 turns?"
"8109, give you a fraction, 800 million!"
Everyone, except Guan Xu, was dumbfounded. This is the first time they have seen three ghosts and seven pairs in the same color for so long. Everyone looked at Tang Hongdou with ghostly eyes, deeply suspicious of her Is it cheating, or is it possessed by a sparrow spirit, otherwise how could this kind of card that can only be played in movies appear?
Among the group of people, Shui Lin's face was the darkest for several weeks. It's fine if you don't have a girlfriend, but now you have no money!
Guan Xu is poisonous, and Tang Hongdou is also poisonous!Together, these two will add poison to poison!Poison King!
Zhou Shuilin took out the check, and looked at Tang Hongdou sullenly, "Sister Hongdou, don't play mahjong in this life, you are so lucky, you have used up all of this one today!"
Cai Cai can’t say this 13. I’ve been calculating for half an hour, and I still don’t know if I’m right——~(>_<)~
There are two more ~ also around eleven o'clock ~
"Picking a Ghost Wife" Feng Yuanchen
Introduction: Come, come and be happy..." There is a charming voice in the quiet and cool passage, the voice attracts people!
As the sole heir of the Jun family, Jun Nuo, the big boss, has two words engraved on his handsome and exquisite face with cold eyes.Abstinence!
It is easy to recruit ghosts but difficult to send them away. For the big boss Jun Nuo, it is perfect.
Uncle Jun, I can't figure it out. Didn't he just pick up a stray cat?Why in a blink of an eye, there was only one piece of skin left on the cat, but there was a female ghost next to the pillow?Or a pervert?
Fragment one:
In the middle of the night, she climbed into bed.Cold fingers frivolously lifted his nightgown!He opened his eyes, and there was a strange fire in them.
Coldly warned: I advise you not to set yourself on fire.Be careful to stir up my lust, dig your grave, and have a real intimate contact with you! "
Chang Jinglu: ...
(End of this chapter)
174.The Thief of Time——Looking at the clouds and the wind
"What's wrong? Not feeling well?"
Guan Xu saw that Tang Hongdou pursed her mouth, didn't eat or play match [-] games, her expression was a little unnatural, and she was a little worried that she wasn't used to such occasions.
"Guan Xu, do I have to sing?"
Tang Hongdou held Guan Xu's hand and looked at him anxiously. He usually went to sing ghost howls with his friends. No matter how outgoing Tang Hongdou is when singing in front of people he knows, Tang Hongdou will be a little shy. After all, he is not a queen of songs, and the songs he sings are only the ones that can be heard by ordinary people.
"You don't want to sing?" Guan Xu didn't expect that Tang Hongdou's bitter expression was because he didn't want to sing, "If you don't want to sing, don't sing, it's okay, just leave it alone when they tease you."
Tang Hongdou saw that everyone in the room sang, not to mention whether it sounds good or not, at least no one was swaying, and suddenly felt that he was so cowardly.
"Will it embarrass you if you don't sing well? Liangliang and I go to the KTV to sing every thousand years, above the moon or something..."
Guan Xu rubbed Tang Hongdou's head, wanting to laugh, "Well, it's pretty good, it fits your style."
"I'm not joking with you, I'm afraid everyone will laugh at you if you don't sing well..."
It doesn't matter if Tang Hongdou loses face. Anyway, few people here know him, but they are all friends of Guan Xu. Although he knows that Guan Xu doesn't care, Tang Hongdou still wants to be a girlfriend that Guan Xu can handle. Don't talk about saving face for him, but don't lose his face anyway.
"Who dares to laugh at my wife? Today is the young master's place!"
In fact, Guan Xu also wanted to hear Tang Hongdou sing. Zhou Shuilin didn't mention Guan Xu tonight, but he still couldn't remember that he had never heard Tang Hongdou sing. Except for her occasional humming when she was in a good mood, the only person who heard it was herself. When I was in Johannesburg, Tang Hongdou sent me a voice, and Guan Xu went to look it up. The very magical song was called "I Miss You So Much", the official liked it very much, and I specially asked someone to export it from my phone and engrave it on a CD. .
"Okay! Then I'll sing!...Wow, but I'm still very nervous. I'm really a little stage fright since I've only participated in class chorus since I was a child..."
Tang Hongdou clenched her cheering fist before she could wave it, but she was immediately discouraged.
"It's okay, I'll sing behind you. If you can't sing well, I'll deliberately sing out of tune, so that they won't remember how well you sang."
Tang Hongdou's eyes lit up, and he nodded happily, "Hey! You can have this!"
Tang Hongdou hadn't decided which song he was going to sing when he heard Zhou Shuilin, the host who made a temporary guest appearance to warm up the scene, said, "Thank you Ding Meimei for your beautiful song you/are/beautiful! Good! Now our bricks are thrown away. Go out, and the next big show will be staged!"
As soon as the blockbuster drama was mentioned, everyone turned their heads to look at Guan Xu and Tang Hongdou. Tang Hongdou's palms were sweating when everyone looked at him like this. Guan Xu held Tang Hongdou tightly as if he could feel her nervousness. With wet little hands, Tang Hongdou calmed down inexplicably.
"Sister Hongdou, what do you want to sing, I'll give you some."
Tang Hongdou turned on the music player of his mobile phone, and the first song that caught his eye was Jin Wenqi's "The Thief of Time". Tang Hongdou listened to it twice before going to bed last night. Thinking of the lyrics of this song, Tang Hongdou decided to choose this song !
"Is there "The Thief of Time", I will sing this..."
"The Thief of Time? Isn't this a movie?"
Although Zhou Shuilin muttered, he still entered these words into the karaoke machine. Guan Xu had never heard of this song, and he only knew that "The Thief of Time" was a movie, and it was a good movie with a deep meaning. .
Except for one or two women in the room who know this song, most people, especially men, have never heard of it. How should I put it, this song is a bit artistic, very delicate, more like a little girl's style, It's normal for boys to not hear much.
"There is such a song, come on, sister Hongdou—"
Tang Hongdou walked over to pick up the microphone, carefully looked at the lyrics prompt on the screen, her heart was pounding, it was all right, it was like running 800 meters, as long as she survived these three minutes, she would be able to go from hell to heaven !
Tang Hongdou has been comforting himself, he was inattentive, and did not keep up with the tune. Tang Hongdou tried to make up for it, but found that if he didn't sing from the first line, he seemed to be unable to find the tune...
"What... can I start again..."
Many people in the room laughed, not to ridicule of course, but because they were amused by Tang Hongdou. This stupid and cute look really made people laugh.
Tang Hongdou looked at Chao Guanxu as if he had done something wrong, but Guan Xu didn't mean to blame her at all. Instead, he smiled at Tang Hongdou, and Tang Hongdou's brain calmed down in an instant, without any distracting thoughts. Only Guan Xu's smile was particularly clear.
The prelude sounded again, and for some reason, Tang Hongdou didn't read the prompt lyrics this time, but pressed the rhythm without missing a second——
If you can hold it tight, don't let it go
If you can hug, don't pull
……
Who let
Time is something that catches people off guard
sunny and windy sometimes rainy
Can't compete day and night and miss the past
I stole Qingsi but kept you
Time is a journey with no return
Good and bad are scenery
Don't blame me for being greedy, I just don't want to wake up
because you want to be with me only for you
look calm
……
From the second Tang Hongdou opened her mouth, the whole room became quiet. Tang Hongdou's voice is very special. Don't look at her cute appearance, but her voice is a little hoarse. The song really has a feeling of "years", which is unique and charming.
It is said that only singing with emotion can move people's hearts. Tang Hongdou didn't know any skills, and just sang according to the original tune of the song, but because the song contained what she wanted to say to Guan Xu, she sang with extra care.
Others only felt that the singing was very contagious, but Guan Xu heard a different feeling, he could hear Tang Hongdou's heart, his eyes were full of tenderness, full of deep love.
The song "Red Bean" I sang to you, to accompany you to watch the long flow of water;
You give me a song "The Thief of Time", and accompany me to watch the clouds and wind.
It is enough to see all kinds of scenery with you in life.
After singing, Tang Hongdou stood there and looked at the official across the air. The emotion in the eyes could be seen by anyone with a discerning eye. The eyes of several women present were full of envy. Such an excellent and perfect Guan Xu, so affectionate Looking at a woman carefully, this kind of warmth is much more precious than famous bags and shoes.
Although Zhou Shuilin also knew that it was not good to interrupt the young couple's eye contact at such a time, but he was in charge of the field, so he couldn't let a group of people just watch the two show their affection and eat dog food, right?
"Uh... Sister Hongdou, you can give me the microphone. Let your family member Guan Xu come over and sing. You two can adjust your position and continue watching. It won't affect you..."
"Oh, here you-"
After hearing what Zhou Shuilin said, Tang Hongdou blushed, put the microphone into Zhou Shuilin's arms, and almost ran to Guan Xu's side as if fleeing.
"sounds so good!"
The official didn't care about the people who were staring at this side at all, turned around and pecked Tang Hongdou's small mouth, water lines appeared in his eyes, Tang Hongdou felt that he was about to drown in it, "It's good if you can listen, scare the baby to death It's..."
Tang Hongdou found that many things are actually like this. When you face it, you will be nervous and afraid, but when you actually do it, regardless of success or failure, you will feel relaxed.
"My daughter-in-law sings so well, it's cheap for these boys!"
Of course Tang Hongdou gave himself a face. Of course Guan Xu is happy, but he feels a little awkward in his heart. This is a fucking song my daughter-in-law sang to me, and you guys listened to it, eh!This uncle has a little mood!
"Guan Xu! Don't show off, show off your sister! Get over here and sing!"
As a single dog, Zhou Shuilin eats so many dog food that he is about to die in battle. Guan Xu's birthday comes every year, but this year he is particularly full. Yes, fucking stuffed with dog food!
"Me? I don't sing, it's not like you don't know."
"You don't sing?! Then you didn't fucking say it earlier!"
The official leaned closer to Tang Hongdou, "Didn't you fucking ask?"
Everyone was convinced, there are really few people in the world who are as shameless as Guan Xu but still can't do anything about him, if it wasn't for Zhou Shuilin's proposal to have him and Tang Hongdou finale and he didn't object, everyone wouldn't be obediently singing a song He sang it over and over, even the people who usually sang like they were at the scene of a disaster. Unexpectedly, when it was Guan Xu's turn, he actually said he wouldn't sing!
"How does my mother know that you are so shameless! Damn it!"
Zhou Shuilin was very angry, he wondered if he should take this opportunity to vent his anger, otherwise the dog food full of him might cause indigestion.
"What's a face? Can it be eaten, used, or used to seduce a wife?" Guan Xu said, smiling at Tang Hongdou angrily, like a goblin, full of allure.
"Bah! Shameless!"
"Young master is shameless, but you are shameless. It's a pity that you don't have a wife. Your face can sleep with you? It's not as good as your right hand, is it?"
When talking about sleeping, Tang Hongdou's face turned red, and when talking about the right hand, Shui Linger's face also turned red.
Sure enough, in terms of poisonous tongue, no one can compare with Guan Xu.
"Damn it, Guan Xu is leaving! It's a showdown at the mahjong table, labor and management are frustrated, and casinos are proud. If you don't lose your family fortune today, I will take your surname!"
"No, I don't want a silly son like you."
"Don't talk nonsense, fight or not!"
"Do you want to play?"
Guan Xu tilted his head and asked Tang Hongdou what he meant. If husband and wife play mahjong together, they will definitely not agree. He makes Tang Hongdou stand by and watch the official feel sorry for him. But if Tang Hongdou is willing to play, it doesn't matter if he sees it next to him.
"I'll just watch you play from the sidelines. I don't know that your rules are different from ours."
"Watch me playing? Won't it be boring?"
"No, when I was a child, I always watched it when Madam Su played mahjong, and then helped her keep the money. If she won, she would get a commission, hahaha."
Mrs. Su likes to play mahjong. When the store is not busy, she sets up a mahjong table to play with the proprietresses of the shop next to her.
As Tang Hongdou, who knew how to read and started playing mahjong, in the words of Father Tang, other people’s prenatal education is about classical music, Tang poetry and Song Ci, Tang Hongdou’s prenatal education is the Mahjong Bible.
Seeing that Tang Hongdou seemed to be very interested, Guan Xu agreed. Anyway, they sometimes get tired of drinking, and they also play mahjong and gamble. fun.
"Then let's make a call. My wife has to manage the accounts, so let's just pay the cash today."
"Cash? Where the hell am I going to get so much cash for you?"
Zhou Shuilin felt that Guan Xu did it on purpose. In the past, they played with chips directly. They started at 1000, and with a big hand, they could get hundreds of thousands. It is impossible to lose more than [-] million in one night when they point their backs. Today you If I win tomorrow, I will win, and the final win or loss is not too big. If it happens now, how many grandpas Mao will have to prepare, the scene will be a bit scary.
"Go to Xiaoer's finances to exchange some money, for a small one, let's get it at the end of a thousand."
smaller?one thousand?
Tang Hongdou was about to faint when he heard their conversation. In their eyes, a thousand is a small point?Fortunately, I didn't let myself play. Otherwise, with such a big bottom, I guess my hands would shake when I drew the cards.
However, others don't think so——
"One thousand? That's right, how many games do I have to win for that meal?"
Tang Hongdou twitched the corner of her mouth, a meal?Master, do you eat gold or diamonds?Are you not afraid of indigestion?
"Don't think about it, you can still lose less if you play smaller."
Guan Xu took out his wallet and handed it to Tang Hongdou, "Here, housekeeper, take good care of the accounts."
Tang Hongdou sat obediently next to Guan Xu with his wallet in hand, feeling that he had a heavy task. After watching a game, Tang Hongdou knew that Guan Xu and the others were playing a bloody battle to the end, which was Chuan Ma. The game was played in the bloody battle mode. There is a limit on the number of cards, and the game does not end after one player wins the cards in each game, but until the three players are tied or all cards are drawn.
This kind of mahjong is very scary. There are many big cards. The first person to push the cards may not be the winner.
Except for Zhou Shuilin, the other three people who sat down to play cards had girlfriends next to them, but Tang Hongdou was treated the best. I will still ask Tang Hongdou which one is out, and play according to Tang Hongdou's meaning. The other two girlfriends are a bit pitiful, and it's okay for the boyfriend to ignore it. It's because someone sitting next to you affects your luck.
"Self-touch! Guan Xu and your ghost, pay the bill!"
Tang Hongdou sent out a thick pile of Grandpa Mao. This is the ninth stack. The [-] Grandpa Mao actually lost his cards after two rounds. Could it be that he was really happy in love and frustrated in a casino? I haven't played any cards, it's fine if the cards in the starting hand are bad, but I'm not lucky, I can't touch any of the cards I want, which one I want to draw, and I put this one and that one, it's absolutely raining All dipped.
"Hey, I'm rich without a girlfriend. It's not easy to win Guan Xu once. I'm going to take a picture and post it on Moments later."
Seeing Zhou Shuiling's vigor, the official didn't feel anything, money didn't matter, anyway, more Zhou Shuilin had lost to him before, having a wife was much better than being rich!
A new round has begun, Zhou Shuilin's Zhuang, Tang Hongdou sees Guan Xu's well-articulated hand holding cards, which looks very good-looking, playing mahjong with an elegant feeling.
Tang Hongdou lamented that God is unfair. People say that when God closes a door for you, he will open a window for you. But when you come to Guan Xu, God built a glass house for you. It is bright and dignified, and it is a winner in life!
The marimba music played, and Guan Xu glanced at the incoming call to remind him that it was from the studio.
"Daughter-in-law, come and play a game, and I'll go out to answer the phone."
Guan Xu had business to do, so Tang Hongdou had no choice but to bite the bullet. Sure enough, her hands were shaking. Fortunately, no one else noticed.
"Hey, little sister Hongdou, give me candy as soon as you sit down, six sticks are messed up, three times!"
Zhou Shuilin, who was sitting opposite Tang Hongdou, pushed the cards, took two flowers, and played three times. Tang Hongdou comforted himself. Anyway, the cards were just like this, and the official was playing a cannon, which had nothing to do with him.
The Shang family drew a card and played a three of a kind, which was also Zhou Shuilin's card.
"I can't help it. I know you want three, six, nine, but I can't keep these three. Useless scrap cards, if you keep them, you won't be able to do anything. It's cheap for you."
"This is not cheap for me. This is my luck today. No one can leave! The battle island is dawn!"
Zhou Shuilin smiled like a rotten cauliflower, "Sister Hongdou, hurry up and play your cards. If you really don't know, just play three, six or nine. Anyway, I only play three times. If you play something else, what if they are big cards? right?"
Tang Hongdou put the tiles aside and checked carefully. It seemed to be wrong, but she still didn't dare to push the tiles. This was her first time playing Sichuan mahjong. If she failed, she would be ashamed, "Wait a minute ,Let me see……"
After making the phone call, Guan Xu came in, stood behind Tang Hongdou, took a look, and said, "Don't read, stop talking, 13."
Zhou Shuilin was stunned for two seconds, "What the hell can have 13 times? Guan Xu, you fucking want to go back to the original, are you crazy!"
"Daughter-in-law pushing cards—"
Guan Xu sat down at Tang Hongdou's original position, and put his arms around Tang Hongdou, "All three ghosts are seven pairs, all one color is four, seven pairs are three, one ghost is two, three ghosts are six, a total of 4, don't worry, little Grandpa was right."
"Blow it up!"
Zhou Shuilin didn't believe it, so he leaned over to take a look, read it over and over ten times, and finally confirmed that it was all three ghosts and seven pairs.
Zhou Shuilin's face darkened, "Is this Sparrow God? What the fuck is 13 turns?"
"8109, give you a fraction, 800 million!"
Everyone, except Guan Xu, was dumbfounded. This is the first time they have seen three ghosts and seven pairs in the same color for so long. Everyone looked at Tang Hongdou with ghostly eyes, deeply suspicious of her Is it cheating, or is it possessed by a sparrow spirit, otherwise how could this kind of card that can only be played in movies appear?
Among the group of people, Shui Lin's face was the darkest for several weeks. It's fine if you don't have a girlfriend, but now you have no money!
Guan Xu is poisonous, and Tang Hongdou is also poisonous!Together, these two will add poison to poison!Poison King!
Zhou Shuilin took out the check, and looked at Tang Hongdou sullenly, "Sister Hongdou, don't play mahjong in this life, you are so lucky, you have used up all of this one today!"
Cai Cai can’t say this 13. I’ve been calculating for half an hour, and I still don’t know if I’m right——~(>_<)~
There are two more ~ also around eleven o'clock ~
"Picking a Ghost Wife" Feng Yuanchen
Introduction: Come, come and be happy..." There is a charming voice in the quiet and cool passage, the voice attracts people!
As the sole heir of the Jun family, Jun Nuo, the big boss, has two words engraved on his handsome and exquisite face with cold eyes.Abstinence!
It is easy to recruit ghosts but difficult to send them away. For the big boss Jun Nuo, it is perfect.
Uncle Jun, I can't figure it out. Didn't he just pick up a stray cat?Why in a blink of an eye, there was only one piece of skin left on the cat, but there was a female ghost next to the pillow?Or a pervert?
Fragment one:
In the middle of the night, she climbed into bed.Cold fingers frivolously lifted his nightgown!He opened his eyes, and there was a strange fire in them.
Coldly warned: I advise you not to set yourself on fire.Be careful to stir up my lust, dig your grave, and have a real intimate contact with you! "
Chang Jinglu: ...
(End of this chapter)
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