Xueba digs a hole and waits for you to jump

Chapter 398 260. Taking Wedding Photos, Butchering Dogs

"Lucy, why don't you remind me?"

Lucy looked at the two who were still hugging in the fitting room, and felt a drum in her heart. Would it be unkind to interrupt such a romantic moment, but the two of them have been hugging for almost half an hour, this posture is good , but I have taken dozens of pictures, so I can’t shoot anything else. If the shooting plan cannot be completed on time, then everyone will not be able to get off work on time.

Besides, I and the cameraman were sore at the gate of time, wouldn't they be tired from standing like this?

"How about you go?"

"This is the women's fitting room, how do I get there!"

Lucy also knew that it was a bit embarrassing for the cameraman, but she really didn't dare to go up. This gentleman was gentle when he looked at the man in his arms, but he was always stern. Lucy felt that talking to him was a bit awkward. Afraid.

"It should be all right, don't you think Mr. Guan is also inside?"

"That's someone's wife inside! My wife isn't inside. If I go in, people will think I'm a pervert!"

Lucy glanced at the cameraman with a feminine beauty, and couldn't help muttering, "You're already perverted..."

"What did you say?"

Lucy quickly shut up, "No, it's nothing..."

"Don't be a jerk, hurry up, or when will I be filming today, I still have a blind date on the dating website today."

Lucy glanced at the cameraman, opened the door and walked into the fitting room, "What kind of a blind date? Just like this, which woman wants it? It's more practical to find a man..."

Seeing that she came in, Lucy didn't respond to the two people in her arms. If she couldn't hear the two whispering, she would have wondered if there were two plastic mannequins.

"Cough cough cough-"

Lucy pretended to cough twice, but it was a pity that Tang Hongdou was explaining the charcoal-grilled pig's trotters that he was going to eat tomorrow, and when he talked about the excitement, he didn't notice it at all. Guan Xu's eyes and hearts were Tang Hongdou, so he couldn't notice .

"Guan, Mr. Guan? Miss Tang?"

The reminder was useless, Lucy could only act like a giant light bulb, and interrupted himself, "Mr. Guan, our set is ready, is it convenient to shoot?"

Guan Xu seems to be addicted to hugging, he is reluctant to let go, "Let's wait a while."

Lucy really wants to eat what she said, why can't she put it in a more direct way, isn't this digging a hole for herself!

In order to be able to get off work on time, Lucy had no choice but to bite the bullet and said, "Mr. Guan, it's like this, because the two of you have chosen one more set of themes than normal shooting, so the shooting task is relatively tight, if you don't hurry up , it may be filmed in the evening, we get off work at 07:30."

Tang Hongdou blushed and said sorry, "We'll be fine soon, I'm sorry..."

"It's okay, it's okay, the relationship between Mr. Guan and Miss Tang is really enviable! Just go with the cameraman, I'll go to the makeup artist to touch up Miss Tang's makeup."

"Thanks a lot."

Tang Hongdou got out of Guan Xu's arms, her shy face was pink, the official lowered his head and kissed her face, "Let's go, let's hug her in another place."

The cameraman was watching from the door, and Tang Hongdou felt that the whole face was centered on the place kissed by Guan Xu, and it started to get hot all around, and when he reached out and touched it, it was hotter than usual, "What are you doing, you have a lot of things on your face of!"

Guan Xu held Tang Hongdou's hand, "What's the matter, didn't the person just now say to ask a makeup artist to touch up your makeup?"

As Guan Xu said, he tilted his head and kissed Tang Hongdou again. Looking at Tang Hongdou's face that was getting redder, Guan Xu looked like a troublemaker who had succeeded in a prank, his eyes were full of satisfaction.

"I'm not talking about this, this liquid foundation, isolation, loose powder, blush, etc. can't be eaten!"

Guan Xu raised his eyebrows, bent down and kissed Tang Hongdou again, but this time he kissed Tang Hongdou's chattering little mouth, "Can this be eaten?"

Tang Hongdou felt like he couldn't tell Guan Xu at all, and his tone was a little anxious, "You can't eat lipstick either!"

"is it?"

Guan Xu looked at Tang Hongdou's short-tempered face, "Then let me see where I can eat it..."

"Can't eat anywhere!"

"Hahaha, okay, okay, let's go home and wash it before eating."

Uncle Guan was so teased by Tang Hongdou that he couldn't help laughing out loud. He hugged her and coaxed her. Tang Hongdou's face was tense for a few seconds before he broke into a smile, holding Guan Xu's arm and smiling sweetly.

The cameraman in front rolled his eyes countless times. He is a single dog who is going on a blind date, okay? Why is he the one who goes to work today? Tired? !

The cameraman wanted to stay away from the two of them, but he didn't urge him in front of them. The two of them could walk a step and kiss and say a few words. In just a few dozen steps, they could barely walk for more than ten minutes.

But come closer, my heart really can't stand it, it's too bullying the baby!

"Guan Xu, do you know why women's body odor is called body odor, but men's body odor is called body odor?"

The official raised his eyebrows, why is this question so "interesting"...

"Because women like to be clean?"

"NONONO!" Tang Hongdou waved her little finger, "It's because women's cosmetics are pickled..."

"..."

Tang Hongdou tilted her head, "Isn't it funny?"

Guan Xu was helpless, "Is it funny?"

"It's funny, when Qianqian told this joke, everyone in our dormitory burst into laughter, okay?" Tang Hongdou stretched out his hand and squeezed Guan Xu's face, "Hey, why doesn't this person have any sense of humor... Tsk Tsk tsk, it's so boring."

The official slapped Tang Hongdou's little hand off, and laughed dryly in cooperation.

"Guan Xu, do you know what you smell like?"

"No smell." Uncle Guan shook his head. He likes to be clean. He takes a bath and changes clothes every day, but he doesn't wear men's perfume, let alone make-up, so naturally there won't be any smell.

"Yes, you are pickled by mint, you smell of mint, so I knew it was you when you came close just now."

A trace of surprise flashed in Guan Xu's eyes, he raised his hand and smelled it, "Is there any? Why didn't I know..."

"I usually don't notice it, only those close to you will notice it."

Guan Xu thinks it makes sense. After all, this girl is the only one who can lie in his arms every day. If this girl says it smells like mint, let's say it smells like mint. It's better than the smell of sweat or smoke.

"Daughter-in-law, do you know what you smell like?"

"Milk flavor."

"how do you know?!"

"They told me..."

"Where are they?" Guan Xu's eyes became dangerous.

Tang Hongdou remembered that he said that only people who are close to him can know what it tastes like, so he deliberately put it off, "The person who sleeps next to me, isn't it that two people live in a tent when going out to participate in outdoor development? Conditions are not allowed Pickiness can only be overcome.”

Guan Xu's brows were already slightly frowned, thinking of Jing Shu's broken society that specializes in this kind of outdoor expansion tourism, it seems that Tang Hongdou and the others also organized this kind of activity last semester, and the euphemistic name is - strengthen the department Understanding among members, enhancing feelings among members.

"Who do you live with, man or woman?"

Tang Hongdou looked at Uncle Guan's serious expression, and laughed until tears came out, "Hahahaha, Guan Xu, why are you so stupid, I'm kidding you, they must be girls, it's Liangliang and Ye Zi , um... and Ran Ran also said the same, so they have always wondered if I often bathe with milk."

Tang Hongdou saw that he had finished explaining, but the official still had a stern face, and he didn't know why he was still dissatisfied. This joke should not be too much...

"I didn't lie to you, it's really just the three of them who slept with me, um... It seems that my mother also said that I smell of milk, there is really no one else..."

"Women are not allowed!"

"What?"

Tang Hongdou was a little dazed, the official must be too jealous, isn't it normal for little sisters to sleep in the same bed?
"In the future, you can't sleep with others, you can only sleep with me."

Although he knew that it was a girl, Guan Xu was very fond of thinking of someone who could cover Tang Hongdou with a quilt, put his hands on her waist, and smell the milky fragrance on her body.

"Guan Xu, isn't it normal for friends to sleep together?"

"Where is it normal? I have only slept with you since I was a child, okay!"

"Uh... is it... ha, ha, ha, you are so clean..."

Tang Hongdou knew that Guan Xu was obsessed with cleanliness, so it was understandable not to sleep with others, but why did he cling to him like an octopus when he slept with him, and couldn't even take pictures of him? !

Are you sure this cleanliness isn't just an act? !

Seeing the two people going upstairs for almost 10 minutes, the video camera brother finally couldn't stand it anymore, with a smile on his face, "Both of you, we can take the wedding photos first, this kind of sleeping or not Can we discuss it slowly after you go home at night?"

Tang Hongdou was just about to open his mouth to say that it's normal for girlfriends to sleep together, when he saw the expression on the face of the camera boy who wanted to swallow the camera and commit suicide in the next second, he immediately changed his mouth shape and looked at the camera boy pitifully , said weakly, "I'm sorry..."

Finally started to shoot, the video camera brother thought he could finally catch his breath, but who knew that the real dog slaughter had just begun...

"Mr. Guan, you can just stand by the piano and watch Ms. Tang play the piano. You don't need to put your arms around her..."

"Mr. Guan, please look in the direction of your front left, and don't keep staring at Miss Tang."

"Mr. Guan, because you want to take a picture of the love flower behind you through the two of you, can you take your hand away from Miss Tang's waist first, your hand is blocking the flower..."

"Mr. Guan, please pretend that you don't know Miss Tang's appearance behind you, don't look back."

"Mr. Guan, I just want you to brush Miss Tang's hair lightly. Don't touch Miss Tang's face, otherwise Miss Tang's face will be covered by you..."

"Mr. Guan..."

Guan Xu couldn't listen anymore, why did he talk so much about taking pictures!
"I see what's wrong with my wife! What's wrong with me hugging my daughter-in-law! What's wrong with me touching my daughter-in-law's face! You won't be allowed to see, hold or touch her, but is this still a wedding photo!"

"Uh……"

The camera guy is so wronged... There are already a lot of photos of the two of them looking at each other hugging and touching. He also pays attention to the overall harmony of an album. It will look better, reflect the artistic conception, and fit the theme scene. Is there anything wrong!

It's okay to be abused by the dog, but I still have to be scolded. I really want to drop the camera and quit.

But after thinking about it, this is a rice bowl that can support me, I can't let it go, no, it should be called a dog bowl now...

"Then, next, Miss Tang, please sit on the carpet and raise your head. Mr. Guan, please lean over slightly, and touch Miss Tang's nose with your fingertips."

Lucy went to help Tang Hongdou shop the wedding dress. Lily took the balloon props and handed them to Guan Xu, telling him to hold the balloon in the other hand and put it behind her back.

When you are ready, the camera brother said, "Okay, Miss Tang, please close your eyes and smile, imagine that now Mr. Guan is going to take out a gift from behind to give you a surprise...Mr. Guan, please look at this woman you love so much, she Like a naughty little girl, waiting for your gift..."

"Okay...very good...that's the feeling—"

Before the words could be uttered, before the shutter could be pressed, it was just a light tap on the tip of the nose, but the official has turned into a light kiss on the small mouth——

The string of balloons in his hand was released by Guan Xu, and the uncle held Tang Hongdou's chin, and his thin lips gently covered Tang Hongdou's small mouth that had been painted with bright lipstick. Although Tang Hongdou said that the lipstick was not edible, the official Seeing the way Tang Hongdou raised his head and smiled at himself, he couldn't think of anything else.

The lipstick has a faint fragrance, but when you get close, you can smell the faint milk fragrance on Tang Hongdou's body. The balloon rose around the two of them, enveloping the two who were kissing. The photographer reluctantly ate the dog food, and quickly pressed the Shutter, capture this scene of dog abuse.

I don't know how long it has passed, but the camera guy is already packing up the lens.

Lucy was so sleepy waiting, she turned her head and glanced at Guan Xu and Tang Hongdou, "Hey, stop taking pictures?"

"Let them kiss, I'll go on a blind date first..." The video camera brother looked at the two who were still kissing lightly, feeling that they couldn't eat dinner anymore, and the dog food was already full.

"Then I'll go shopping too, I'm definitely going to work overtime today..."

"Well, I'll go home and bring my sleeping bag, maybe I won't be able to shoot all night."

Lucy took another look at Guan Xu and Tang Hongdou, and deeply felt that she also needed to buy a sleeping bag...

(End of this chapter)