Xueba digs a hole and waits for you to jump

Chapter 440 308. A Little Baby at Home ([-])
No. [-] Kindergarten in City A, afternoon snack time~
"Xiao Pang, why don't you eat it? Don't you usually like honey bean curd the most?"

Xiaodouzi stuffed a mouthful of bean curd, looked at Xiaopang who was dozing off at the table, stared at the untouched bean curd in front of him, and planned to eat another bowl of bean curd.

Xiaodouzi is one of Fatty's buddies, and usually has the best relationship with Fatty, and they are almost inseparable.

Xiaopang yawned, picked up the bowl and finished all the tofu curds in one go, and gave up Xiaodouzi's desire to eat an extra serving.

Xiaopang smacked his lips, "I haven't slept well these two days, I'm so bored."

"Why can't you sleep well? Your parents came back very late at night, did they disturb you?"

Xiaopang rubbed his eyes, and yawned again, "No, it's my tablet, it keeps beeping in the middle of the night, or it's nursery rhymes, or it's the alarm clock, I asked my dad to change three for me , still useless, yesterday I didn't use my tablet to watch cartoons, I watched it on my mother's phone, but when I fell asleep, the broken phone still rang, and I couldn't sleep well for several days. It's all broken Humph! I'm so mad!"

"How could there be such a strange thing? Have you told your parents?"

"Say it, my mom said I got it wrong, and my dad gave me a new tablet, but it didn't work."

Xiaopang's tone was a little aggrieved. He could memorize those nursery rhymes fluently, but he was forced to listen to them many times every day. He was almost aware of his psychological shadow.

The two children who were eating bean curd at the table on the other side also came over, "Why is it so strange, my iPad has never been like this."

"Yes, yes, my family doesn't know either."

Seeing that everyone's iPads are good, the little fat man was unhappy, and grabbed a passing child, "Hey, do you have a tablet at home?"

The child caught by the little fat man grew thinner, and the way the little fat man grabbed his clothes looked like an eagle grabbing a weak chick.

"Yes, yes...but my mother usually doesn't let me play more..."

"Then can your tablet computer sing by itself?"

"Probably not, even when I play."

It can be seen that the little fat man is the role of the bully in the kindergarten. The skinny children were so scared that their eyes turned red when he yelled at them, and their voices became smaller and smaller.

The little fat man ordered in a commanding tone, "Then you bring your tablet tomorrow and lend me to play for a few days, or I'll exchange mine for you!"

"No, no, my mother won't let me bring it to school..."

Seeing that the child disagreed, the little fat man immediately raised his fist, "You can bring it secretly! If you can't, just say that the teacher asked you to bring it, and your mother will definitely agree."

The skinny kid was about to cry with his mouth pursed, "But the teacher said it's not good to steal things, and kids can't lie..."

In a fit of anger, the little fat man pushed the kid on the opposite side, and pushed him to the ground, "I just lied once, I dare not, you coward!"

Probably when boys were young, they hated others saying that they were cowardly and not brave, so the little fat man said that. The skinny kid immediately stood up from the ground, puffed out his small chest, "I'm not a coward! I'll bring it tomorrow show you!"

The little fat man clapped his hands proudly, "That's right, I'll treat you to a hamburger after school!"

The thin little boy was not tempted by the hamburger, and ran away rubbing his butt with red eyes, and a group of fat people at the cartoon dining table began to happily chat about the content of Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf that was shown yesterday.

Tang Xiaobei ate a mouthful of tofu curd, and tugged at the corner of Guan Xiaobao's clothes, "Brother, look at that little fat man bullying people again, he pushed Hang Hang to the ground! What a bad boy!"

Guan Xiaobao glanced at Tang Xiaobei who was filled with righteous indignation, and took out a tissue to help her wipe off the bean curd on the corner of her mouth. It was obviously only a little over three minutes older, but Guan Xiaobao was like a brother who was more than ten years older.

"Don't take another bite, or you will have a stomachache when you go back at night."

Tang Xiaobei looked at the white and tender bean curd in his hand, and looked up at Guan Xiaobao. He acted like a baby who wanted to eat it very much, brother, you can't treat me like this. Guan Xiaobao had no choice but to retreat, "The last three bites!"

"Uh-huh!"

Tang Xiaobei nodded with a smile, her eyes bent into a small crescent, as beautiful as her name.

After Tang Xiaobei ate three more mouthfuls of tofu curd, he obediently put down the small bowl. Guan Xiaobao glanced at the group of people chatting enthusiastically over there, and took out his mobile phone to send a text message to Gu Xinzheng.

"Brother, why are you looking for your new cousin?"

Guan Xiaobao smiled mysteriously, the angle of his small mouth was exactly the same as that of Uncle Guan, it was almost carved out of the same mold, "You will know in a while."

The text message was sent, and in less than 5 minutes, Gu Xinzheng walked over with style in his trouser pocket.

Tang Hongdou has always had a question, that is, how could a gentle university professor like Gu Haiyang give birth to a son who has a naughty personality since he was a child, and the little man pretends to be cool, cute and cute.

Gu Xinzheng is also very popular in the kindergarten, because he always tinkers with novelty things, and children like new things, so Gu Xinzheng is very popular among children, and he just passed by. Other children enthusiastically invited him to join the discussion.

"Gu Xinzheng, did you see yesterday's happy show? That Big Big Wolf is simply too stupid!"

Gu Xinzheng shook his head, "I didn't watch it yesterday, I watched something else."

The other children's eyes lit up, and they all said, "What did you watch? Is it a new cartoon? Is it good?"

Gu Xinzheng shook his head, "No, I read a novel."

Xiaodouzi scratched his head, looking confused, "Gu Xinyi, what is a novel?"

Seeing that other children didn't know about it, Gu Xinzheng explained kindly, "It's just to write what happened before in a book and tell it again. It's like telling a long story. It's very interesting."

"Oh—so that's the case." Xiaodouzi looked suddenly enlightened, "Then what story did you read in the novel yesterday?"

Gu Xinyi raised his eyebrows, winked at Guan Xiaobao who was not far away, and began to make up nonsense according to the nonsense made up by Guan Xiaobao——

"It means that there used to be a child who always liked to bully other children. Later, a child who was bullied by him went to complain to Santa Claus. Santa Claus was very angry when he found out and decided to punish him. So every day he When I watch TV, I will start playing nursery rhymes to him, which is similar to the one taught by the teacher."

As soon as they heard that it was related to Santa Claus, everyone listened carefully and urged Gu Xinzheng to continue talking.

"Later, the child was still disobedient and broke the TV at home. Grandpa Santa thought the child was a bad boy, so he took him away while giving gifts to other children at Christmas, and took him to help Santa Claus. Feed the elk, it's very pitiful, there are no toys, no burgers, and no cartoons, and the elk is so fierce that it will bite people!"

After Gu Xinzheng finished speaking, the little fat man was a little panicked, and Xiaodouzi also reacted, and shouted, "Oh my god, fatty, you are just like the kid Gu Xinyi said! Is Santa Claus coming to catch you too?" I'm leaving you!"

The little fat man clenched his fists and looked at Gu Xinzheng with anger and fear, "You lied! My dad said that there is no Santa Claus in the world!"

Gu Xinzhen spread his hands, "Did your dad tell Santa Claus that adults changed him?"

The little fat man's voice immediately became quieter, "You, how do you know..."

Gu Xinzheng said in an inscrutable way, "Because Santa Claus has magic, adults can't see him, so they say there is no Santa Claus in the world."

Another child nodded confidently, "Yes, although my mother also said that there is no Santa Claus, but every Christmas, there will be gifts from Santa Claus in my stockings! It's just that I didn't see Christmas when I fell asleep. Old man, there must be a Santa Claus in the world!"

Gu Xinzheng nodded in agreement, and the little fat man panicked even more, "Then, will I be caught by Santa Claus and fed to the elk..."

Xiaodouzi looked solemn, "Little Fatty, you have replaced several iPads, maybe Santa Claus is already angry, what should I do, I can't eat hamburgers when I go to feed the elk, and I can't watch Happy and Big Big Wolf, and I will be bitten by the elk." ...so terrible, so terrible..."

The little fat man was already in a hurry, but the pig teammate Xiao Douzi added another piece of firewood to save Gu Xinyi from wasting any more time. The little fat man was scared and cried, and he sat on the stool and began to wipe his tears— —

"Wow—what to do, I'm going to be caught by Santa Claus, woooooooooo—I don't want to feed the elk, woooooooo—"

The little fat man was crying so sad that Tang Xiaobei was almost dumbfounded watching him.

"Brother, why is Xiaopang so easy to deceive... It's so embarrassing to cry like this!"

Guan Xiaobao glanced at his sister with disgust, "Aren't you easy to deceive, didn't you clamor last year to hang a row of socks at the end of the bed and wait for Santa Claus to stuff presents?"

Tang Xiaobei pursed her mouth, and her coquettish appearance had a three-point shadow of Tang Hongdou, "But then I saw it was Baba stuffing presents in it, so I knew that Santa Claus was a papa, so stupid! Boy The child is still crying, shyly—"

Guan Xiaobao has already figured it out. For this kind of pediatrics, Gu Xinyi, who is a "little cunning and cunning", will not be fooled, and the little fat guy who can't do anything except eat hamburgers and watch animations to bully other children People will definitely believe it.

Seeing that the little fat man was almost crying, Guan Xiaobao took Tang Xiaobei and walked over leisurely, "What a coincidence, Gu Xinping, have you read that novel too?"

"Yes, Guan Jiaxuan, have you watched it too?"

Gu Xinzheng took a look at Guan Xiaobao with a stinking face, and smiled at Tang Xiaobei who was next to him who was like a doll. If it wasn't for this beautiful and cute cousin, he wouldn't have played such a childish game with Guan Xiaobao.

But the little overlord, the little fat man, should be punished. It's fine to bully others, but he dared to bully his own cousin. Of course, Gu Xinzheng, a cousin who didn't have a real sister, would not agree.

"Well, that poor kid is going to feed the elk."

As soon as Guan Xiaobao mentioned the elk, the little fat man's crying that had just rested became loud again, crying so sadly.

"What should I do, woo woo woo—"

Guan Xiaobao pretended to be thinking, "Tsk—it seems that there is no other way..."

Hearing what Guan Xiaobao said, the little fat man immediately came over and grabbed Guan Xiaobao's hand as if he had caught a life-saving straw, "Guan Jiaxuan, what can you do! Tell me, I'll treat you to KFC for a week!"

Guan Xiaobao pushed away the little fat man's hand, and refused indifferently, "I won't let Yueyue and I eat KFC."

Seeing that Guan Xiaobao didn't agree, the little fat man immediately used the method he used against Hanghang just now to deal with Guan Xiaobao. It was like pushing Guan Xiaobao. Because Guan Xiaobao was one year younger than them, his body was also smaller than normal children. One lap, at least two laps smaller than the little fat man, but Guan Xiaobao has an old man who is a Sanda champion. Since he has the important task of protecting himself and Tang Jiayue, Grandpa Guan has been teaching him Sanda since his son can walk. If you can't fight with an adult, it's no problem to take down a little fat guy.

Guan Xiaobao kept in mind that Tang Hongdou could not bully his classmates, he wanted to be united and friendly, he didn't beat the little fat man, but he hid very flexibly, which made the little fat man miss several times. Arriving at Guan Xiaobao, he cried even louder in anxiety.

Tang Xiaobei looked disgusted, but his heart was sweet.

Sure enough, what the other three girls said in 516, if Guan Xu's Tang Hongdou gave birth to a son, he would definitely be a model of a good man. The reduced version of Guan Xu 2, if it is a woman, she must be spoiled by the entire official family Little princess, but it's not a lie that both children are taught very well, doting but not pampering.

At that time, I didn’t know that Tang Hongdou’s character was beyond the mark and she was pregnant with twins, so I counted one less person who spoiled her daughter. Now Tang Xiaobei also has a elder brother who looks cold but warm in heart. She is said to be the little princess of the whole family. It's really not an exaggeration at all.

Seeing that the little fat man was crying so hard that his voice became hoarse, Guan Xiaobao said seriously, "Little fat, do you know why Santa Claus wanted to catch that child to feed the elk?"

"I don't know, why?" Xiaopang wiped his snot with his sleeve.

Guan Xiaobao said earnestly, "Because that kid always bullies other kids, he is not polite, he is disobedient, Nuo, just like you, he is a bully."

The little fat man was taken aback by Guan Xiaobao, "Really? If I'm the same, will I also be caught and fed to the elk?"

Guan Xiaobao maturely raised his hand and patted the little fat man on the shoulder. He was obviously half a head shorter than others, but his aura crushed the little fat man to death.

"Don't worry, Santa Claus hasn't come yet, which proves that he is not completely angry. From now on, if you are a good boy, Santa Claus will not catch you and feed the elk."

As if he was afraid that the little fat man would not believe it, Gu Xinyi echoed a few words from the side, making the little fat man completely believe that the two drafts were not lying.

"Then what should I do?"

Guan Xiaobao pretended to be thinking, and after thinking for a long time, he said, "Follow the nursery rhymes taught by the teacher. Didn't the teacher say that what the nursery rhymes say is what good children should do?"

Xiaodouzi nodded emphatically, "That's right! Guan Jiaxuan, you are so smart!"

The little fat man also had an expression on his face that I was finally saved, excitedly recited all the nursery rhymes that had been repeatedly brainwashed in the past few days, and immediately apologized to Guan Xiaobao and Tang Xiaobei.

Guan Xiaobao remained expressionless, as if this was expected, Tang Xiaobei smiled and said it was okay, and forgave the little fat man generously.

"Thank you, Guan Jiaxuan. If I hadn't been caught by Santa Claus to feed the elk, I would have treated you to delicious food! I'll go to Hang Hang to apologize first, and I will be a good boy in the future!"

Gu Xinzheng shook his head. It is true that there is a reason for being fat. You can’t do without eating. It’s strange not to be fat.

As soon as the little fat man said that, he immediately ran to the classroom to apologize to Hang Hang. Several children present looked at Guan Xiaobao and Gu Xinzheng as if they were idols, and they couldn't help but admire them.

Guan Xiaobao became famous in the kindergarten, because he followed what Guan Xiaobao said, and Xiaopang’s iPad really never let go of nursery rhymes, but these Santa Claus nonsense should be useful to children, If adults find out that their mobile phones and tablets will automatically play something in the middle of the night, they will probably be scared to death.

The little fat man thought that it was because of Guan Xiaobao's "good intentions" that he didn't have to be caught by Santa Claus to feed the elk, so he directly regarded Guan Xiaobao as an idol, and he listened to what Guan Xiaobao said. One sentence is more effective than his father yelling.

Regarding the extra little follower, Guan Xiaobao didn't think anything of it. The only thing that gave Guan Xiaobao a headache was that since that day, there was an extra follower behind his butt, a follower who likes to bite his fingers.

What Guan Xiaobao didn't know was that there was a young girl not far away that day, biting her finger, tilting her braided head to the side, watching him talking nonsense, there seemed to be something hidden in her big eyes. There are two stars, shining brightly.

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"Really? Children nowadays are so easy to deceive?"

Tang Hongdou looked at Guan Xu who was driving with an expression of disbelief, and Tang Xiaobei in the back seat nodded heavily, "Of course it's true! Brother is amazing, Xiaopang has been very good this week, and he doesn't bully others I'm a classmate, I get little red flowers every day!"

Tang Xiaobei danced and told all the glorious deeds of her brother, her tone was full of pride, Guan Xiaobao looked out of the window with a calm expression on his face, but the corners of his slightly pursed lips still betrayed him Little joy in my heart.

It should be something that every brother can be proud of to make his younger sister admire him.

Guan Xu glanced at his "very capable" son from the rearview mirror. He had already heard from Shen Jin that he let people from the company's technical team hack into the chubby iPad system. This brat did something What the official uncle has roughly guessed.

Although Guan Xiaobao's behavior is not only not a good boy's behavior, but also illegal, but the uncle likes it!This is his son!

He's here to kill you openly, but he can kill you secretly!

In short, it is dead anyway.

Guan Xiaobao and Guan Xu in the rearview mirror looked at each other, and the two tacitly did not mention the hacking of the network, otherwise, if Tang Hongdou knew about it, he would definitely start talking about it again.

"Tsk tsk tsk, I still can't believe it. Anything like feeding an elk can be deceiving. Then next time I receive a scam text message, should I reply that I am Ultraman? Or Teletubbies?"

As soon as Tang Hongdou's words came out, he was disgusted by the three people in the car. After all, they were all mothers, and this kind of nonsensical thinking was not good at all.

"Mommy, that means your IQ is about the same as that of a three-year-old..." Guan Xiaobao said like a kid.

The official suppressed his laughter and revealed his wife's background, "Don't be surprised, you forgot that you were cheated by Shang Zhengxi into a whole box of chocolates when you were a child, then how many years older than Xiaobao are you? Our son Much smarter than you, your IQ is no better than that little fat man."

Tang Hongdou pursed her lips, "You are the only one who is smart, all of you officials are smart, that's fine!"

The official was amused by Tang Hongdou's awkward tone, but Tang Xiaobei, who was sitting in the child safety seat behind, couldn't laugh anymore, her pink face was covered with injuries, "Mama, Yueyue is not an official, it is Isn't Yueyue not smart?"

Tang Hongdou gave the old man a sneaky look, and went straight upstairs to the old man's arm, "It's okay, our woman surnamed Tang is lucky, it's much more useful to find a smart husband than myself!"

Tang Hongdou blinked at Guan Xu, smiling like a flower, "You think so, husband?"

Guan Xu shook his head helplessly and pamperingly, and his mouth was very cooperative, "Daughter-in-law, you are so pretty, you can say anything!"

Tang Hongdou nodded in satisfaction, and Tang Xiaobei who was sitting behind was also amused. Guan Xu felt the person leaning on his shoulder, tilted his head and kissed Tang Hongdou's forehead, and whispered, "Daughter-in-law , now I cooperate with you, don't forget to cooperate with me at night—"

　Physical gifts will be sent out one after another this week, and Cai Cai will stamp the order number privately for the babies~
　　(ps. Because the status of the text cannot be modified after it is finished, Cai Cai will check for typos before uploading, please forgive me if there are any omissions by accident~)

　　
　
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