God-level ancient martial arts master

Chapter 266 Goodbye Alexander
Lin Yu and Fatty were called to the office by Liu Qing, the head teacher, and they were severely criticized.

By the time they came out of the office, the school bell had already rang.

Some self-proclaimed girls, when they saw the two of them, they dodged like they saw the source of pollution, lest they tarnish their purity.

Regarding this, Lin Yu didn't take it seriously at all. He walked to Ye Xiaoya's desk in a leisurely manner, tapped the table lightly with his fingers, and said, "Xiaoya, Wan'er, are you going to eat?"

Ye Xiaoya rolled her eyes at Lin Yu, and said angrily, "You're so filthy, you watch such... a small love movie?"

Lin Yu shrugged helplessly, and said, "I didn't watch it, the fat man watched it alone."

Lin Wan'er next to her giggled, and handed over a shopping bag containing snacks: "Hee hee, brother, here's a bag for you!"

Lin Yu was startled when he heard the words, and asked suspiciously: "Wan'er, why did you give me this shopping bag? Let me buy you snacks?"

Lin Wan'er shook her head with a smile, and said, "No, I told you to pretend, try to pretend!"

The black line on Lin Yu's head is speechless.

After playing around for a while, Lin Yu asked, "Xiaoya, Wan'er, what do you eat today?"

Ye Xiaoya blinked her eyes and replied, "I want to eat bridge rice noodles!"

Lin Wan'er casually agreed: "Me too!"

Ten minutes later, Lin Yu, Lin Wan'er, and Ye Xiaoya came to the small restaurant opposite the school.

"Boss, three bowls of rice noodles across the bridge!" After the three sat down, Lin Yu shouted at the restaurant owner.

"Yu, two bowls are enough, Wan'er and I can eat one bowl, and we can't finish it if there are too many!" Ye Xiaoya thought of the bowl that looked like a small basin, and hurriedly spoke to stop it.

Lin Yu nodded, and shouted again: "Boss, two bowls first, if there is not enough, ask for more!"

The boss responded readily, and after waiting for about six or seven minutes, two large bowls of steaming cross-bridge rice noodles were already served on the table.

Lin Wan'er was originally a foodie, and when she smelled the aroma of rice noodles, she couldn't wait to grab her chopsticks.If it wasn't for the steam from above, she probably would have dared to attack directly.

"Sister Xiaoya, come, let me feed you!" While speaking, Lin Wan'er picked up the rice noodles and sent them to Ye Xiaoya's mouth.

Seeing this scene, Lin Yu was speechless.

"Xiaoya, Wan'er, you two girls, why are you playing so many tricks after a meal?"

Lin Wan'er giggled and said, "Brother, let me discuss something with you!"

Lin Yu was startled when he heard the words, and asked, "What's the matter?"

"Give me sister Xiaoya, the two of us are true love, don't you, sister Xiaoya?"

While speaking, Lin Wan'er pursed her pink mouth, wanting to kiss Ye Xiaoya.

"Wan'er, stop making trouble!" Ye Xiaoya pushed Lin Wan'er away, pretending to be angry.

Lin Wan'er laughed and trembled wildly, completely ignoring the strange eyes of other students.

"Fuck, isn't that our school's Bingshan beauty Ye Xiaoya and Lin Wan'er?"

"It turns out that she doesn't like boys, but only girls. No wonder so many boys who pursue her all end in vain."

"Hey... It's a pity that the two school beauties are against Lily!"

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Just as everyone was discussing, there was a harsh shout outside.

"Catch the thief, catch the thief..."

"Damn it, why did the chimpanzee escape from the zoo?"

"Brother, sister Xiaoya, look quickly, isn't that the African chimpanzee I met in the coffee shop on New Year's Eve?" Lin Wan'er pointed at the black man surrounded by everyone, and shouted in surprise.

Seeing this scene, Lin Yu frowned slightly, and said, "Xiaoya, Wan'er, you stay here first, I'll go and see!"

"I'm going too!" Lin Wan'er stuck out her tongue playfully, and followed along with Ye Xiaoya.

"I didn't intend to steal from you, but I was very hungry and wanted to find something to eat..." the black Alexander stuffed a bun in his mouth, held his head in his hands, and tried in vain to defend himself.

His half-baked Chinese has a strong African taste, which makes people feel very funny.

"Dare to steal my buns, and see if I don't beat you to death!"

"Call the police and send them to the police station!"

"Why send it to the police station? It must be sent to the zoo. Look at this size, a chimpanzee on the cliff!"

Lin Yu stepped forward, pushed aside the crowd, and asked, "what's the matter?"

Alexander heard Lin Yu's voice, like a drowning man who caught the last straw and rushed to it.

"Lin, save me, save me..."

Lin Yu dodged sideways, dodged the pair of black claws covered with oil, frowned, and asked, "Alexander, how did you fall to this point?"

"Lin, that Tang didn't believe what he said, and refused to settle my salary. I have no choice, so..." Alexander chattered a lot.

After hearing the general idea, Lin Yu took out a small red fish and handed it to the owner of the bun shop: "Boss, this is the money to buy your buns. Do you see enough?"

The owner of the bun shop hurriedly took the money, nodding like a chicken pecking at rice: "Enough, enough..."

Lin Yu smiled slightly and said, "well, it's all a misunderstanding, so let's forget about it. They are fighting in Africa every day, and it's not easy to live. Uncle, are you right? "

While rubbing Grandpa Mao, the owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes, yes, the young man is right. African compatriots should feel the kindness and simplicity of our Chinese people!"

"Everyone put the guy down, who the hell, don't hold the stick so high. Someone's kid, don't throw bricks!"

After sending everyone away, Lin Yu led Alexander into the rice noodle restaurant.

"Boss, another bowl of rice noodles!"

However, before Lin Yu finished speaking, Alexander raised his black paw: "NO, I can eat five bowls!"

The boss was startled when he heard this, and looked at Lin Yu in a daze.

Lin Yu waved his hand and said, "Do as he said, come, five bowls!"

Alexander grinned, showing his shining white teeth, and said, "I want beer, Snowflake!"

Half an hour later, there were twelve bowls and five or six beer bottles piled up in front of the dining table.

Seeing this scene, Lin Yu frowned and asked, "Alexander, are you full?"

Alexander wiped his mouth and said, "Lin, you are so kind. I'm already half full. It would be even better if I could have two more meat buns!"

Hearing Alexander's words, Lin Wan'er was so startled that her little mouth became an "O".

"Gorilla, I can't eat so much in a month, and you're only half full?"

"Oh, My, God, what a beautiful angel!" Alexander shouted excitedly when he saw Lin Wan'er, his eyes lit up, and he wanted to open his arms to hug her.

However, it was directly separated by Lin Yu with a beer bottle.

Lin Yu raised his eyebrows and asked, "Alexander, what are your plans now?"

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