God-level ancient martial arts master
Chapter 278 Simple and rough girl-picking skills
Chapter 278 Simple and rough girl-picking skills
When Gao Yunfeng was in high school, he boasted that he was a master of entertainment who "lived among a hundred flowers without a single leaf touching his body". Now that he confessed his tragedy, his heart was full of anger.
Now, unexpectedly, a blind guy jumped out and stroked the tiger's beard. After preaching to him, he directly asked angrily, "Who are you? Is there a place for you to talk here?"
Lin Yu put on a look of "hate iron but not steel", shook his head and sighed.
After that, he took a step forward, snatched the blue enchantress from Gao Yunfeng's hand, and turned to walk towards Liu Huanxi.
Seeing this scene, everyone present was stunned.All of them stared wide-eyed and looked at Lin Yu quietly.
Even Liu Huanxi's watery eyes are turning back and forth at this time, wondering what medicine is sold in Lin Yu's gourd?
Lin Yu looked at Liu Huanxi carefully, and put the blue enchantress in her hair as a hairpin.
"Well, you are my girlfriend now!"
Hearing Lin Yu's words, the eyes of the boys and girls who were watching almost fell out.
Liu Huanxi's pretty face was flushed with shame.Obviously, she didn't expect that Lin Yu would come out like this?
She lowered her head slightly, bit her lips tightly, hooked her slender fingers together, and hit Xiao Jiujiu.Wei Wei paused for a moment, and then let out a soft "Oh".
Lin Yu asked casually: "By the way, sister Huanxi, which floor do you live on?"
Liu Huanxi gritted her teeth lightly, and replied in a low voice: "Sixth floor!"
"Oh, then I'll take you upstairs!"
After finishing speaking, before Liu Huanxi could react, Lin Yu directly hugged her by the waist, and went upstairs "deng deng deng" under the dumbfoundedness of everyone.
"Fuck, shit, shit!!!"
"Nimma, is this all right?"
"Simple and crude nirvana for picking up girls, it even saves the money for renting a house!"
……
It's not the first time that Lin Yu has hugged Liu Huanxi. He is familiar with the road and has no psychological burden.
Although it's not the first time that Liu Huanxi was hugged by Lin Yu, but the first two times were when no one was around.This time, it was in public, and a large part of the students who were watching were acquainted with her.In this way, how can I stay in school in the future?
However, she didn't have much resistance to this.On the contrary, there is an indescribable joy.
Especially Lin Yu's sentence "You will be my girlfriend from now on" made her heart throb, just like a deer running around.
Lin Yu sent Liu Huanxi to the dormitory, and said: "Sister Huanxi, I have something to do, so I'll go first. Your foot is sprained, remember to apply more safflower oil. If you need anything, just call my cell phone!"
Liu Huanxi wanted to keep Lin Yu here for a meeting, but then he remembered that this was a girls' dormitory and boys were not allowed to enter, so he had to give up.
"okay, I get it!"
"Well, sister Huanxi, goodbye!" Lin Yu waved at Liu Huanxi, and went downstairs again.
When I walked to the second floor, I happened to meet the dormitory aunt who was holding a broom, and yelled at him: "Student, which department do you belong to? Boys are not allowed in the girls' dormitory. Don't you know? It's really offensive!"
Lin Yu didn't bother to talk to her. He turned sideways and hid directly. He pointed at Gao Yunfeng who was still stupidly standing there, and said, "Auntie, I'm in the same class as him. If you have anything to do, just ask him. We are together!"
Before the words fell, Lin Yu's figure was like a whirlwind, and he disappeared with a "swish".
The dormitory auntie was in menopause. Seeing that she couldn't catch Lin Yu, she was so angry that she stepped forward and grabbed Gao Yunfeng's arm.
"Student, if you don't make it clear, you can't leave!"
Gao Yunfeng couldn't argue: "Auntie, I don't know him, why are you arresting me?"
"Hmph, he already said just now that you are together, tell me quickly, which department and class are you in?"
……
When Lin Yu returned to school, it was already ten o'clock in the morning and he was in the second class.
Fortunately, the third year of high school was all self-study classes.Under normal circumstances, the teacher does not stay in the class, so Lin Yu directly enters through the main entrance swaggeringly.
The two sisters, Xia Yixin and Xia Yiran, glanced at him, but they didn't speak.
Ye Xiaoya was immersed in the English test paper and didn't notice his existence.
Lin Wan'er spent almost all night playing games last night, and now she is lying on the table to catch up on sleep.
Seeing this, Lin Yu tiptoed over, wanting to play tricks on this disobedient sister.
Ye Xiaoya found Lin Yu, her agile eyes flickered twice in the air.
She was about to speak, but Lin Yu made a booing gesture to her.
"Ahem, classmate Lin Wan'er, have you finished your test paper and are you sleeping in class?"
Lin Wan'er didn't sleep deeply, when she suddenly heard someone calling her name, subconsciously, she thought it was the teacher coming, so she quickly sat down and said casually, "Teacher, I'm not sleeping, I'm just thinking about something!"
When she was talking, she saw Ye Xiaoya and a few classmates around her were covering their mouths and giggling, feeling a little bewildered.
When she saw Lin Yu, she immediately widened her eyes, opened her teeth and claws in mid-air, and said, "brother, you scared me to death!"
Seeing that there was an empty seat beside Lin Wan'er, Lin Yu asked, "Wan'er, why didn't that classmate come to class?"
Lin Wan'er looked in the direction of Lin Yu's finger, and said, "Oh, you said Zhou Pei, she is an art student, and she is busy with the art exam. It will take more than a month, so she won't be able to come to class!"
After finishing speaking, she turned her little head sideways and said with a giggle: "Brother, do you want me to move my position so that you can hook up with sister Xiaoya?"
Lin Yu rolled his eyes and pretended to be serious: "How do you talk about this classmate? I am a good student who "studies hard and makes progress every day". I just want to ask our classmate Xiao Ya about my studies!"
After finishing speaking, he looked at Ye Xiaoya again, and said very seriously: "Student Xiaoya, you are so kind, you can't bear to hit a positive heart, can you?"
Seeing Lin Yu's serious appearance, Ye Xiaoya couldn't help laughing, covering her mouth and giggling.
Seeing that she was at a disadvantage, Lin Wan'er rolled her eyes and said angrily, "Cut, you still study hard and improve every day, you scumbag!"
"I'm going... to be a scumbag?" Lin Yu wanted to beat her up, but he raised his arm and let it go again.
Lin Wan'er giggled, and said, "Brother scumbag, you can change seats if you want me, but you have to buy me candies!"
"Ten Alpine candies, strawberry flavored!"
"Ten is too many, two!"
"No, eight!"
"Eating so much sugar, aren't you afraid of bad teeth, four!"
"Six, no less!"
"Okay, deal!"
Seeing Lin Yu and Lin Wan'er bargaining in class, Ye Xiaoya was already shaking with laughter, while the other students in the class were stunned.
Especially the male compatriots, their eyeballs almost fell to the ground.
Nima, six alpine candies, you can discuss life with two school beauties, this is too... nonsense, right?
(End of this chapter)
When Gao Yunfeng was in high school, he boasted that he was a master of entertainment who "lived among a hundred flowers without a single leaf touching his body". Now that he confessed his tragedy, his heart was full of anger.
Now, unexpectedly, a blind guy jumped out and stroked the tiger's beard. After preaching to him, he directly asked angrily, "Who are you? Is there a place for you to talk here?"
Lin Yu put on a look of "hate iron but not steel", shook his head and sighed.
After that, he took a step forward, snatched the blue enchantress from Gao Yunfeng's hand, and turned to walk towards Liu Huanxi.
Seeing this scene, everyone present was stunned.All of them stared wide-eyed and looked at Lin Yu quietly.
Even Liu Huanxi's watery eyes are turning back and forth at this time, wondering what medicine is sold in Lin Yu's gourd?
Lin Yu looked at Liu Huanxi carefully, and put the blue enchantress in her hair as a hairpin.
"Well, you are my girlfriend now!"
Hearing Lin Yu's words, the eyes of the boys and girls who were watching almost fell out.
Liu Huanxi's pretty face was flushed with shame.Obviously, she didn't expect that Lin Yu would come out like this?
She lowered her head slightly, bit her lips tightly, hooked her slender fingers together, and hit Xiao Jiujiu.Wei Wei paused for a moment, and then let out a soft "Oh".
Lin Yu asked casually: "By the way, sister Huanxi, which floor do you live on?"
Liu Huanxi gritted her teeth lightly, and replied in a low voice: "Sixth floor!"
"Oh, then I'll take you upstairs!"
After finishing speaking, before Liu Huanxi could react, Lin Yu directly hugged her by the waist, and went upstairs "deng deng deng" under the dumbfoundedness of everyone.
"Fuck, shit, shit!!!"
"Nimma, is this all right?"
"Simple and crude nirvana for picking up girls, it even saves the money for renting a house!"
……
It's not the first time that Lin Yu has hugged Liu Huanxi. He is familiar with the road and has no psychological burden.
Although it's not the first time that Liu Huanxi was hugged by Lin Yu, but the first two times were when no one was around.This time, it was in public, and a large part of the students who were watching were acquainted with her.In this way, how can I stay in school in the future?
However, she didn't have much resistance to this.On the contrary, there is an indescribable joy.
Especially Lin Yu's sentence "You will be my girlfriend from now on" made her heart throb, just like a deer running around.
Lin Yu sent Liu Huanxi to the dormitory, and said: "Sister Huanxi, I have something to do, so I'll go first. Your foot is sprained, remember to apply more safflower oil. If you need anything, just call my cell phone!"
Liu Huanxi wanted to keep Lin Yu here for a meeting, but then he remembered that this was a girls' dormitory and boys were not allowed to enter, so he had to give up.
"okay, I get it!"
"Well, sister Huanxi, goodbye!" Lin Yu waved at Liu Huanxi, and went downstairs again.
When I walked to the second floor, I happened to meet the dormitory aunt who was holding a broom, and yelled at him: "Student, which department do you belong to? Boys are not allowed in the girls' dormitory. Don't you know? It's really offensive!"
Lin Yu didn't bother to talk to her. He turned sideways and hid directly. He pointed at Gao Yunfeng who was still stupidly standing there, and said, "Auntie, I'm in the same class as him. If you have anything to do, just ask him. We are together!"
Before the words fell, Lin Yu's figure was like a whirlwind, and he disappeared with a "swish".
The dormitory auntie was in menopause. Seeing that she couldn't catch Lin Yu, she was so angry that she stepped forward and grabbed Gao Yunfeng's arm.
"Student, if you don't make it clear, you can't leave!"
Gao Yunfeng couldn't argue: "Auntie, I don't know him, why are you arresting me?"
"Hmph, he already said just now that you are together, tell me quickly, which department and class are you in?"
……
When Lin Yu returned to school, it was already ten o'clock in the morning and he was in the second class.
Fortunately, the third year of high school was all self-study classes.Under normal circumstances, the teacher does not stay in the class, so Lin Yu directly enters through the main entrance swaggeringly.
The two sisters, Xia Yixin and Xia Yiran, glanced at him, but they didn't speak.
Ye Xiaoya was immersed in the English test paper and didn't notice his existence.
Lin Wan'er spent almost all night playing games last night, and now she is lying on the table to catch up on sleep.
Seeing this, Lin Yu tiptoed over, wanting to play tricks on this disobedient sister.
Ye Xiaoya found Lin Yu, her agile eyes flickered twice in the air.
She was about to speak, but Lin Yu made a booing gesture to her.
"Ahem, classmate Lin Wan'er, have you finished your test paper and are you sleeping in class?"
Lin Wan'er didn't sleep deeply, when she suddenly heard someone calling her name, subconsciously, she thought it was the teacher coming, so she quickly sat down and said casually, "Teacher, I'm not sleeping, I'm just thinking about something!"
When she was talking, she saw Ye Xiaoya and a few classmates around her were covering their mouths and giggling, feeling a little bewildered.
When she saw Lin Yu, she immediately widened her eyes, opened her teeth and claws in mid-air, and said, "brother, you scared me to death!"
Seeing that there was an empty seat beside Lin Wan'er, Lin Yu asked, "Wan'er, why didn't that classmate come to class?"
Lin Wan'er looked in the direction of Lin Yu's finger, and said, "Oh, you said Zhou Pei, she is an art student, and she is busy with the art exam. It will take more than a month, so she won't be able to come to class!"
After finishing speaking, she turned her little head sideways and said with a giggle: "Brother, do you want me to move my position so that you can hook up with sister Xiaoya?"
Lin Yu rolled his eyes and pretended to be serious: "How do you talk about this classmate? I am a good student who "studies hard and makes progress every day". I just want to ask our classmate Xiao Ya about my studies!"
After finishing speaking, he looked at Ye Xiaoya again, and said very seriously: "Student Xiaoya, you are so kind, you can't bear to hit a positive heart, can you?"
Seeing Lin Yu's serious appearance, Ye Xiaoya couldn't help laughing, covering her mouth and giggling.
Seeing that she was at a disadvantage, Lin Wan'er rolled her eyes and said angrily, "Cut, you still study hard and improve every day, you scumbag!"
"I'm going... to be a scumbag?" Lin Yu wanted to beat her up, but he raised his arm and let it go again.
Lin Wan'er giggled, and said, "Brother scumbag, you can change seats if you want me, but you have to buy me candies!"
"Ten Alpine candies, strawberry flavored!"
"Ten is too many, two!"
"No, eight!"
"Eating so much sugar, aren't you afraid of bad teeth, four!"
"Six, no less!"
"Okay, deal!"
Seeing Lin Yu and Lin Wan'er bargaining in class, Ye Xiaoya was already shaking with laughter, while the other students in the class were stunned.
Especially the male compatriots, their eyeballs almost fell to the ground.
Nima, six alpine candies, you can discuss life with two school beauties, this is too... nonsense, right?
(End of this chapter)
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