God-level ancient martial arts master

Chapter 489 A birthday present for Yuting

"Shh, keep your voice down, don't shout, I have something to say!" Lin Yu glanced outside the door, seeing that no one was paying attention here, he breathed a sigh of relief and said in a low voice.

At this moment, Shangguan Jin was filled with fear.Therefore, she didn't think about Lin Yu's words at all, and just nodded in agreement.

After a while, she opened her almond eyes, glared at Lin Yu angrily, and asked, "Lin Yu, you beast, what are you doing in my boudoir?"

Lin Yu curled his lips and responded casually: "I said I was looking for the bathroom in a hurry to urinate, and I went to the wrong door. Do you believe it?"

Lin Yu really came to find the bathroom, at least, that's what he and Shangguan Hong said when he left the meeting.

When Shangguan Jin heard that Lin Yu was a bastard, she used her boudoir as a bathroom.

Then, she remembered that just last night, she was also in the bathroom.The beast in front of him forcibly claimed his innocence.

It is tolerable, which is unbearable.My uncle can bear it, but my aunt can't bear it either.

Ever since, Miss Shangguan was completely out of anger.

However, before she got angry, Lin Yu said leisurely again: "Your birthday is coming soon, I specially prepared a birthday present for you!"

Hearing that Lin Yu was going to give her a birthday present, Shangguan Jin couldn't help being a little dumbfounded for a moment.

What kind of medicine is sold in this bastard's gourd?Moreover, there are only two months left before my birthday!
Shangguan Jin blinked, and asked curiously, "What birthday present?"

Miss Shangguan lived for nearly 20 years.I haven't received a birthday gift from the opposite sex yet, so I was a little excited for a while.

At this moment, Lin Yu took out a boxed thing from his pocket like a magic trick and handed it to her.

Out of strong curiosity, Shangguan Jin opened the outer packaging.

However, a line of small characters that caught her eyes made her dumbfounded again.

Taking it within 72 hours after the event can effectively prevent unwanted pregnancy. The ingredients are simple, the effect is reliable, professional and rest assured!
There is love, there is Yuting!
"This is the contraceptive pill. This bastard actually gave the contraceptive pill as a birthday present for himself?"

Lin Yu smiled cheaply and asked, "Do you like it?"

"I like you, uncle!" Even Shangguan Jin, who was well-educated, couldn't help but swear at this moment.

Lin Yu rubbed his nose and responded casually, "er, I don't have a master!"

Shangguan Jin's eyes widened, and she squeezed out a word between her teeth: "Get out!"

Then, she seemed to think of something, blinked her eyes, pointed to a line of small words on it, and said, "This has no effect on people who are already pregnant!"

Lin Yu was startled when he heard the words, glanced at Yu Ting's manual, nodded, and replied, "Well, what's wrong?"

"What did you say? It's not a good thing you bastard did." Shangguan Jin rolled his eyes at him and said angrily.

Poor classmate Lin Yu, I really can't think of what good thing I did today to provoke the young lady in front of me.

After a while of swaying, Shangguan Jin blushed and whispered, "I might already have it."

"Uh, yes?" Lin Yu felt as if he was suddenly struck by lightning.

Then, he asked instinctively, "What do you have?"

Shangguan Jin glared at Lin Yu angrily, and said angrily, "What are you talking about, of course it's a baby!"

This time it was Lin Yu's turn to be dumbfounded: "it can't be so fast, can it?"

"Hmph, I know you are a bastard and don't want to be responsible. If you don't believe me, you can see for yourself!" While speaking, Shangguan Jin showed Lin Yu the pregnancy symptoms that she had just searched on Du Niang.

Lin Yu looked at the screen of the mobile phone and was speechless for a while.

Regarding this, he couldn't help looking up to the sky and sighing: Didn't all the biology teachers in the world die earlier?

Lin Yu thought for a while and said: "Miss, you are wrong. You should ask Baidu for internal affairs, Google for foreign affairs, and Tianya for sexual affairs!"

"Ask Baidu for internal affairs, and Google for external affairs." Miss Shangguan still knows this classic catchphrase.

As for the second half of the sentence, "Ask Tianya about sex", she doesn't know.

However, seeing that what Lin Yu said seemed to make some sense and his tone was very sincere, she was dubious and searched on the horizon.

Regarding the matter of "pregnancy", on a forum called "Friends of Women" on Tianya, the owner wrote more than 5000 words eloquently, and the explanation was quite clear.

"So it's not pregnancy!" When Shangguan Jin said this, his tone was a little bit disappointed.

Lin Yu quickly wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, nodded and said in agreement: "Even a pig knows that it is impossible to get pregnant so soon. From last night to now, it is only a dozen hours. Miss, what do you say ,Right?"

Before Lin Yu could finish his question, he had already greeted Shangguan Jin's murderous gaze.

"Who are you calling a pig?"

Lin Yu hurriedly shook his head like a rattle, and replied repeatedly: "No, no, I dare not insult the pig's IQ!"

"Huh, that's right!" Before the words fell, Shangguan Jin suddenly realized that there seemed to be something wrong with Lin Yu's words just now.

Seeing that Shangguan Jin hadn't recovered, Lin Yu quickly changed the subject: "Miss, take this medicine quickly, so as not to cause any accidents!"

After listening to Lin Yu's words, Shangguan Jin took another look at "Yu Ting" carefully, nodded, and replied, "Pour me a cup of hot water!"

After finishing speaking, she saw that Lin Yu had no intention of moving, so she gave him an angry look again: "what are you doing standing here, go quickly. Otherwise, I won't eat! "

Lin Yu had no choice but to pour hot water.

Seeing Shangguan Jin eat Yu Ting, Lin Yu breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Miss, if there is nothing else, I will leave first."

After finishing speaking, before Shangguan Jin could answer, Lin Yu turned around and wanted to leave.

At this moment, Shangguan Jin suddenly stopped him: "Wait!"

Lin Yu was startled when he heard the words, and asked, "Miss, is there anything else?"

But at the moment when Lin Yu turned around, Shangguan Jin suddenly stretched out his jade fingers and touched his acupuncture points.

Seeing this scene, Lin Yu was dumbfounded.

"Hey, miss, what do you want to do?"

Shangguan Jin smiled complacently, and said, "My aunt doesn't like to take advantage of others, but she also doesn't like to suffer. What did you do to me last night, today I want...hehe!"

In the middle of speaking, Shangguan Jin actually laughed evilly.

Looking at Shangguan Jin's smile, Lin Yu couldn't help but feel his scalp tingling, feeling his hair stand on end.

However, at this moment, my body was restrained and I couldn't move at all, so I had to let the other party manipulate it at will.

Seeing that Lin Yu's expression was unnatural, Shangguan Jin yelled triumphantly like the evil young men in ancient times who bullied women from good families: "You are shouting, see if your throat is broken, will someone come to rescue you?"

(End of this chapter)