Macross

Chapter 272 The Long-winded Tang Monk

Facing Ji Ming's doubts, Xiao Luo smiled mischievously and said, "You are too stupid!"

"I'm stupid?" Ji Ming's forehead turned black.

"That's right, you're stupid, and you're so stupid." Xiaoluo covered her mouth and said, "For the gods of time and space, traveling through time and space is only part of their ability. It’s within reach! For example, in terms of size, our form is actually indeterminate, as long as we want, we can make it as big as we want, and we don’t have any difficulty in making it as small as we want.”

As soon as these words came out, Ji Ming was immediately stunned.

He really didn't connect "space" with "size".

"You guys practiced the Dao of Time and Space to become immortals? Hahaha." Patriarch Bodhi said with a look of shock.In this regard, Ji Ming nodded and said bluntly: "That's why I'm interested in the Moonlight Box. By the way, you seemed to say that only Tang Sanzang and the Jade Emperor knew about the Moonlight Box. Let's ask them now. ?”

Hearing this, Patriarch Bodhi laughed solemnly and said, "Hahaha, don't go!"

"You don't want to go?" Xiaoluo frowned.

"Grandma, we really can't go!" Patriarch Bodhi immediately put on a bitter face, shook his head and said, "The Jade Emperor lives in the heavenly palace in the fairy world, and I don't know how far away it is from the mortal world, so we have been traveling like this for ten or eight years." We can't even get there. Besides, even if we can get to the Heavenly Palace, will the Jade Emperor definitely tell us about the Moonlight Treasure Box? Sending you to Zhanxiantai is almost the same!"

"He dares!" Xiaoluo is not afraid of anything except ghosts.

"Isn't it okay to ask Tang Seng about the Moonlight Treasure Box?" Ji Ming said.

"Him? Let's forget it. I'd rather go to the Jade Emperor." Patriarch Bodhi said with a troubled face, "I can't do that either. I can't let the gods in the sky see my Patriarch Bodhi's current appearance...you all become the avenues of time and space. You are so godlike, why do you have to explore the Moonlight Treasure Box? Didn’t you say you want to catch a swallowing beast? Come, Patriarch, I will take you to find it.”

In response, Xiao Luo rubbed her fists and said, "Stop talking nonsense!"

"You will regret it!" said Patriarch Bodhi.

……

In this chaotic time and space, Monkey King is planning to eat Tang Monk meat with the Bull Demon King, and the Bull Demon King betrothed his sister to Monkey King for a moment of pleasure.

"Three benefactors, if you want to ask anything, the poor monk will definitely answer it." After learning about the intention of Ji Ming and the other three, Tang Seng said enthusiastically, "However, I can say anything, whether I can get enlightenment, It also depends on your own good fortune. I remember that in the Guanyin Temple, there was an old monk who sat and talked with the poor monk all night. No matter how I enlightened him, he was obsessed with the colorful cassock of the poor monk. Isn’t it just a broken cassock? Although it is said that it was given by the Buddha and sent by sister Guanyin in person, but it is just a cassock after all, and it cannot help people to achieve a positive result? Alas, the world is obsessed. Wukong has followed me to practice for so long, but he can’t get rid of the violence in his heart. Angry... Oops, Patriarch Bodhi, why did you hit me?"

Patriarch Bodhi withdrew his hand, almost collapsed and said, "Shut up!"

"Oh, do you think my voice is too loud? Then you should have said it earlier, so you don't have to hit me." Tang Sanzang immediately said at length: "It's wrong to hit someone, even though you hit me, I won't give birth to you I will not hate you because of this, but your behavior is still wrong and does not conform to your status as a fairy. And it will also have a bad influence, for example, the young man and child next to you, they saw you If you hit someone, there is a great possibility that you will also learn to beat someone, and then... see, the kid has been led to ruin by you."

While he was talking, Xiao Luo couldn't bear it anymore and punched Tang Seng too.

"I'm not a child!" Xiaoluo said angrily.

"I sort of understand why Patriarch Bodhi doesn't want to see you anymore." Ji Ming also had a headache and said, covering his forehead.

"This little brother can actually suppress the anger in his heart. It's amazing. If he is willing to learn Buddhism from the poor monk, he will surely achieve a positive result." Tang Seng looked at Ji Ming again and said, "Oh, I think back then, Wukong It was because he couldn't suppress his anger that he made a big disturbance in the sky and caused the catastrophe. Fortunately, the Tathagata Buddha took action and pinned him down under Wuzhi Mountain. But even if there is my Buddha Tathagata, Wukong’s chaotic behavior at the beginning still led to continuous disasters in the world... I learned the scriptures to save the world, but Wukong learned the scriptures to redeem sins. .”

Patriarch Bodhi had blocked his ears, but he couldn't control his Bodhi root, so he laughed "hahaha".

"Why don't you have any sympathy?" Tang Sanzang said.

"Hahaha." Patriarch Bodhi couldn't hear him at all.

"Are you still laughing?" Tang Seng was speechless.

Patriarch Bodhi: "Hahaha."

"you……"

"Hahaha……"

Seeing this, Ji Ming said with emotion to Xiao Luo: "Sure enough, one thing descends one thing, the ancients never deceived me!"

"It deserves it, who made him talk so much!" Xiao Luo pouted.

Unexpectedly, when Tang Seng heard the words of Ji Ming and the two of them, he turned his head and said: "Of course the words of the ancients are correct. You must understand that famous sayings that have not been tested by facts cannot be handed down for a long time. In fact, I have always been more respectful." Confucius' "The Analects of Confucius", the philosophy in it is even more classic than the Buddhist scriptures, Amitabha, Tathagata Buddha, sister of Guanyin, little monk, this is just a metaphor, you must not blame it when you hear it. "The Analects of Confucius" is really profound, I always I am always "examining myself three times", and you come to me, the poor monk is also "extremely happy", but we also need to "learn and learn from time to time", otherwise the subtlety of the Analects will be gradually forgotten..."

"Why don't you reflect on your long-windedness?" Ji Ming jumped up and beat him violently with his fists.

"Come on, come on, kill him!" Xiao Luo cheered.

"I can't take it anymore!" Patriarch Bodhi also rushed up.Next to him, Monk Sha picked up the crescent shovel and was about to rush forward, but Zhu Bajie stopped him and said: "In the words of the senior brother, 'The old monk talks at length if he has nothing to do, mother-in-law and mother-in-law. Just go, don't go there."

Regarding this, Monk Sha scratched his head and said, "No, I also want to go up and down a few times."

Pig Bajie: "..."

"If I don't let you say, you are not allowed to say a single word, understand?" After a beating, Ji Ming finally felt at ease.When Tang Seng heard this, he wanted to say "Understood". Patriarch Bodhi gave him a direct nod and said, "Don't speak, there are only two answers to the question, just nod or shake your head."

Tang Seng nodded, not daring to speak.

"I want to know everything about the Moonlight Box, remember, everything, as long as it is related to the Moonlight Box, you can say whatever you want," Ji Ming said.

(End of this chapter)