A Journey into the World of Movies

Chapter 66 Molesting the Ghost Bride

After a leisurely afternoon, Lin Yang has mastered the basic method of expelling corpses.By the time the sun went down, it was already dark.The Taoist Master Simu asked Lin Yang to practice with these clients. Anyway, the Taoist Priest Simu was watching from the side, and nothing would happen.

Lin Yang followed the method taught by the four-eyed Taoist priest, first lit the four sticks of incense, bowed to the zombies, then sacrificed the soul-destroying bell, and chanted a mantra: "Brothers who died, don't let me live here. The place where you died in vain is truly mournful. My parents in my hometown look forward to you, and my beautiful wife and young son look forward to your return to my hometown. Your soul does not need to wander. Be as urgent as a law, get up!"

There are ways to light incense and spells.Three sticks of incense respect gods, and four sticks of incense respect ghosts. They must not be mistaken.The mantra is passed down by the ancestors of the Miao nationality, and it is a model that must be recited by those who drive the corpse.

As soon as Lin Yang finished his spell, those zombies who had lowered their eyes suddenly opened their cloudy eyes, stood straight up from behind the door panel, and jumped out of the shop following Lin Yang's command.

The door of the corpse inn is never closed, and a sign is hung in front of the door, which is also a rule.In case strangers don't know why, they enter indiscriminately.

Lin Yang and Taoist Simu are currently in Chenxi County, with Luxi and Yuanling to the north and Xupu to the south.Generally, the relatives of the corpse will pick them up in Luxi and Xupu, and then take them away in a horse-drawn carriage.

According to what Taoist Simu said, the destination this time is Yuanling, and he is about to pass Luxi, and his brother Jiushu is in Luxi. Positive.

Lin Yang and Taoist Simu took a few zombies, left the small town, and headed towards the mountains.

Under the silvery moonlight, Lin Yang walked ahead.In the middle is a row of zombies. The corpses are all covered with large black shrouds, a tall felt hat on their heads, and a few yellow papers with amulets written on their foreheads hanging down their faces. .

Every once in a while, Lin Yang would shout: "The sky is clear in the north, the earth is turbid in the north, Xiangxi chases away corpses, strangers avoid them!"

This kind of scene, when you are there, you know that it is indeed a bit scary.In the dead of night, in the barren mountains and wild mountains, plus a group of corpses, if you are a little timid, you can't do this kind of work at all.

In addition to guarding against monsters and ghosts in the mountains, one must also guard against poisonous insects and beasts.Ancient times are no different than modern times, and tigers, blind bears, and wolves are not uncommon.But relatively speaking, demons and ghosts are much more difficult to deal with.

Although the mountains are covered with mist, the roads are rugged and thorny, Lin Yang and Taoist Priest Simu are not ordinary people, so they have little influence.In the first half of the night, there was nothing but the roar of animals.

In the middle of the night, the two walked into the mountains.

Lin Yang felt that something was wrong, and his cloudiness became heavier and heavier.Lin Yang is a martial artist, and he has practiced Taoism, and his feelings are even better than before.

The two walked for a while, and there was a sound of gongs and drums in front of them, and the sound became louder and louder, obviously approaching.

The four-eyed Taoist said: "Not good! The ghost welcomes the bride! Junior brother, quickly dodge!"

Lin Yang sighed: "Senior brother, your induction is too slow, it's too late!"

As soon as Lin Yang finished speaking, a welcoming team in front was already approaching.

Lin Yang looked towards the team and saw four big men in black at the head, one was beating the gong, the other was playing the drum, and the other two were holding up two tall signs, the sign on the left said "Welcome", and the sign on the right said "Kiss".

Behind them are eight big men in black and fur, carrying a flowery sedan chair in mid-air.Beside the sedan chair, there were two maids each, carrying flower baskets and continuously throwing flowers into the air.

Looking closely, the eight bearers' faces were pale, and their smiles were very strange.But the two maids have thick rouge on their faces and braids on their heads.

The welcoming team saw Lin Yang and his party standing in front of them, and immediately fell from the air and landed on the ground, splashing waves of smoke and dust.

Without waiting for Taoist Simu's order, Lin Yang had already controlled the soul-destroying bell to stop the zombies.

The four priests didn't dare to be careless, and pulled out the mahogany sword from behind, walked up to Lin Yang, intending to fight against the enemy with Lin Yang.

In the middle of the night, in the barren mountains and ridges, a group of welcoming teams floating in mid-air, this shit is not a ghost or something.

Simu Taoist said in a low voice: "The idea is tricky, be careful!"

In the eyes of Taoist Priest Simu, although Lin Yang is highly talented, he has only learned Taoism for a short time. He only learned simple soul-suppressing talismans and corpse-controlling talismans. Obviously, his combat effectiveness is limited.

When the four-eyed Taoist priest was vigilant, the flowery sedan chair in the middle moved automatically without wind, and the curtain was lifted.

Inside was a woman wearing a phoenix coronet and Xiapei, with a delicate face and a ladylike attire. She held a brocade handkerchief in her hand, and she looked pitiful to me.

Lin Yang saw that this woman had a thick body, and most of them were solid, while the bearers and maids outside were all incorporeal, which shows that there is a world of difference between the two.You must know that ghosts are originally spiritual bodies, and it is so extraordinary to be able to cultivate to the point where they are close to the real body.

Before the female ghost could speak, Lin Yang had already said: "The girl is beautiful and beautiful, she is really admirable. We meet each other tonight, why don't I compose a poem and give it to the girl?"

The female ghost giggled, and said: "Your Majesty is really funny. Since you have such a taste, I will listen to you all the time!"

Lin Yang opened his mouth and said: "The gongs and drums are playing fairy music, and there is a beautiful woman in the sedan chair. The old forests in the deep mountains are happy to meet each other, and the meeting under the moon is unforgettable!"

Although the rhyme of this poem is not complete, it is very suitable for the occasion, expressing Lin Yang's praise for the female ghost in a timely manner.

The four-eyed Taoist slandered endlessly in his heart, what audacity, you dare to moleste even female ghosts, you are a role model for us!

After hearing this, the female ghost covered her mouth and smiled softly, showing a charming expression, and said with a smile: "Your Majesty likes the slave family? How about being a happy couple with the slave family?"

Lin Yang said with a smile: "If the girl is willing to follow me, I will take the girl away, how about it?"

The female ghost said with a half smile, "Looking at you, you should be a corpse chaser. You don't know that I am a ghost, so you are still willing to marry me? Aren't you afraid of me?"

Lin Yang laughed, and said: "Since I'm dealing with zombies, how can I be afraid of ghosts. If the girl wants to harm me, it's useless to be afraid; if the girl doesn't want to harm me, why should I be afraid!"

Hearing Lin Yang's words, the female ghost praised: "You are the first person I have ever seen who has such courage. You have a good literary talent and a handsome appearance. You are willing to marry me. I have to say that the slave family is very tempted. I would rather go with you, but unfortunately, I am afraid of the ghost king's revenge."

Lin Yang said with a smile: "If you follow me, I will be the ghost king to resist. Before I die, the ghost king will never hurt you!"

The female ghost sighed: "What a responsibility! Since you are willing to do this for me, I can't harm you! You go!"

The four-eyed Taoist hurriedly pulled Lin Yang's sleeve, signaling Lin Yang to leave quickly.You know, if a living person collides with a ghost to greet his relatives, it can be said that there will be ten deaths and no life.Especially the female ghost is about to have a physical body, and the four-eyed Taoist priest fights on his own, and the outcome is only [-]-[-].If there was a real fight, maybe the four-eyed Taoist priest would survive, but it was hard to say for Lin Yang.

This is the first time Lin Yang has seen a ghost, and she is still such a beautiful female ghost, so he is very curious.Since the female ghost had no intention of killing, Lin Yang didn't bother to touch the female ghost.Relying on the four-eyed priest and himself to join forces, it should be no problem to kill the female ghost and his party with the palm of the Tathagata.

Lin Yang also sighed: "It seems that I have nothing to do with the girl. My name is Lin Yang. I don't know how to call the girl?"

"Dong Xiaowan!" the female ghost replied.

Lin Yang cupped his hands and said: "If the girl changes her mind, please come to Luxi to find me within half a month. After the time has passed, I will go to Maoshan to learn art. Take care, girl!"

Taoist Simu couldn't help but want to give Lin Yang a thumbs up, if he could.This kind of style is typical of seducing female ghosts. The four-eyed priest asked himself that he had only seen ghosts seduce people, but he had never seen people seduce ghosts.I don't know whether it is good or bad to introduce Lin Yang to the Maoshan School.

Hearing these words, Dong Xiaowan felt turmoil in his heart, do he love the ghost king? Obviously, he has never seen the ghost king, so where is the love coming from?In such a comparison, Lin Yang, who wanted to cut off the Hu halfway, is much more interesting.

Dong Xiaowan felt depressed and didn't know what to do.

At this time, Lin Yang had already rang the dementor bell and started walking again.

Dong Xiaowan looked at Lin Yang's back, sighed, and immediately let the bearers start, and the sound of gongs and drums sounded again.

(End of this chapter)