The school grass is slightly sweet

Chapter 340 Asked about marriage, he was in a bad mood
"Are you lonely without your mother around?"

"Not alone, Master Kongji is my second uncle!"

moon,"……"

"Master Kongji?"

"It's the Great Immortal that everyone wants to see!"

"Half fairy?"

"Ah."

Huh~
Yue Yuegu rolled his eyes and knew that he was a deadly liar. The monks pay attention to the purity of the six senses and don't associate with the world. It's good for him to get such a troublesome nephew into the monastery to raise him.

"Then what's your legal name?"

"Holiday!"

"Pfft—what's it called?"

"Mom likes to watch Yixiu the most. I hope Xiaobao can be as smart as Yixiu, so I named it Shuangxiu. It happens that Xiaobao also likes weekends."

Yue Yue, "..." This reason is actually enough for her to be unable to refute.

It seems that this mother is also a veritable tease.

"Are you sure you didn't pick it up?"

"No, Ma Ma said she never rummaged through the garbage."

moon,"……"

"Sister, sister and that handsome brother inside are a good match~"

Xiao Bao shook her legs, and when he said this, his dark eyes stared at the candied haws in her hand, obviously wanting to use the adult's favorite sweet trick.

The moon caught a glimpse of his wolf ambition.

"Wipe the drool, don't drip it on my shoes."

"Want to eat?"

"Mmmmmmm!"

Xiaobao immediately nodded like a pounding garlic.

The moon smiled and held the candied haws higher, so she didn't give it.

This is the candied haws of love that Lu Jingyun bought for her.

Xiaobao swallowed, and looked at her inexplicably.

"Sister, do you want to beat your back?"

"..." Now you want to engage in a special industry in exchange for sugar?
"Actually, I can give you one, just tell me, where do I match up with that handsome guy in the room?"

"where……"

The moon had originally set up the posture of being flattered by the old man, but in the end...seeing Xiaobao rubbing his head in embarrassment, it seemed extremely difficult to figure it out.

The moon's face turned black all of a sudden.

Is it that hard to say? !

"The cutest height difference?"

Xiaobao's eyes lit up, and he suddenly looked up at her.

Moon jumped violently between her forehead, "Are you trying to say I'm short?"

"No~"

"You are!"

"It doesn't matter, Ma Ma said, men and women don't care about height, as long as the upper body is about the same length, that's fine."

moon,"?"

"!"

The little girl paused for a moment, Superman's excellent comprehension ability made her suddenly enlightened.

The upper body is about the same length = good for... 69 poses?
"!"

Xiaobao, you Mama told you too much.

"Sister, can Xiaobao eat candied haws now?"

Xiaobao looked at her, rubbing his white and tender hands excitedly, as if he couldn't live if he couldn't eat.

"Humph~"

The more anxious the moon looks at him, the less he will give.

"no!"

"Why?"

"You are a monk now, and monks are not allowed to eat meat and fish. If you eat it, it is disrespectful to the Buddha."

Xiao Bao scratched his head in doubt, "But hawthorn is vegetarian?"

"Hehe~"

Moon squinted, pinched a hawthorn ball with a half-smile, turned it around in front of him, and chewed it in his mouth, "No, this is called fruit pulp."

Xiaobao, "..."

The little monk was so anxious that his saliva really flowed down, and the moon almost laughed when he saw it.

"Sister, you are so cunning!"

"each other~"

"Such a handsome brother will not like you!"

The moon frowned, "Why?"

"Ma Ma said, the domineering rich and handsome guys in soap operas like to be silly and sweet, and the cunning ones are all vicious female supporting roles, and they will end badly! It's the same in reality."

"Oh?"

The moon lowered her head and looked at herself for a moment. She has fair skin and beautiful long legs. How can she not be silly and sweet?
"Aren't I stupid for nothing? I think I'm pretty stupid for nothing."

"No, Silly Baitian is kind and lovable. For example, when you meet a cute child like me and ask you for something to eat, you have to smile and deliver it to my mouth, and ask me if it's good!"

Moon, "..." Why don't you go to the sky?
"It's okay, it's not really silly and sweet, I can pretend to be silly and sweet."

"Sister is indeed a vicious woman. Vicious women are not likable, and they are the best at acting!"

The moon looked at his righteous indignation, thinking about how she changed from a beautiful sister to a vicious woman in a short period of time.

"I'm not stupid, sweet, nor a vicious woman. I don't like to please others. I like others to please me."

She went around in a circle, but Xiaobao couldn't understand and shook his head.

"Is it because the handsome brother always pleases my sister?"

"That's...Of course, I told him to face east, but he didn't dare to face west, and told him to stand at attention, he didn't dare to relax!"

"The little treasure is also facing east and standing at attention, my sister will give Xiaobao a small piece of the candied haws, just a small piece."

After Xiaobao finished speaking, he stood at attention facing east with a solemn expression.

Yue Yue, "..." It's really a kid who has grown up, and he fell into his trap after talking for a long time.

"All right, tell me another bad joke, and I'll give you one."

Moon compromised and reached out to touch his round head.

The cut hair was prickly, and scratching her palms slightly itched, she suddenly remembered... It seems that she hasn't touched Lu Jingyun's head before, and she doesn't know how he feels when touched.

Mainly... She couldn't reach it.

"cold joke?"

"I thought you knew everything, even cold jokes."

"Little Treasure can't tell bad jokes, but Little Treasure knows a secret!"

"secret?"

"Yeah!" Xiaobao nodded, leaning into her ear and whispering mysteriously, "Second uncle is a liar."

"Cut~"

The moon sneered, what else is she doing.

"You don't need to tell me, I already knew."

"But sister doesn't know, second uncle is very good at deceiving people!"

Yue Yue, "?" Your second uncle knows that you betrayed him because of a hawthorn ball, does he really not know how to beat a child?

"My sister gave me one, and I will tell my sister how the second uncle cheated!"

The moon looked at him, the liar of Hawthorn.

But I couldn't bear the curiosity, so I reluctantly took a hawthorn ball from the skewer and handed it to him.

"Come on!"

Xiaobao took it, and gnawed excitedly, "Second Uncle will collect the money before answering the questions, and usually the answers given to tourists are not good."

"Not good? Why?"

"Because my second uncle said that good spirits don't work with bad spirits."

moon,"……"

Xiaobao quickly ate only a few hawthorns, and wiped his mouth.

"So sister, you must pay attention, the second uncle may speak ill of you in front of the handsome brother."

Moon, "Huh?"

"Oops, the second uncle is here!"

"Amitabha, benefactor, walk slowly."

At this time, a thick and hoarse voice came from behind.

Xiaobao immediately hid beside the moon, but he didn't want to. Master Kongji saw it right away, "Sunday, has your clock struck yet?"

"Shuangxiu knew it was wrong."

Little Treasure moved out gradually, pouted, waved goodbye to the moon with drooping face, turned and ran towards the hut.

Holding half a bunch of candied haws, the moon jumped off the stone lion, patted its buttocks, and looked in front of the Daxiong Palace.

On the quaint, crow-colored stone steps, stood an old monk wearing cassocks with twirled Buddhist beads in his hands. As Lu Jingyun climbed down the steps, the moon was everywhere with his long legs.

Finally came out, and she had been hanging out for more than an hour.

The little girl threw away the candied haws, and stepped forward to greet them full of joy.

But as soon as the boy raised his head, his gaze...was very strange, completely opposite to when he entered with a pleasant face just now, looking at her now, it was as if he was examining a sinner.

The moon froze for a moment, feeling a little inexplicable.

"Lu Jingyun, what's wrong with you?"

"Female benefactor, it's your turn."

On the steps, Master Kong Ji smiled at her.

The moon rolled his eyes at him, "No!"

"Let's go."

Lu Jingyun pulled her hand away.

"what?"

Moon looked at him strangely.

Lu Jingyun's complexion was not very good-looking, there was a layer of melancholy gathered between the black feathers and jade eyebrows, her pupils were pitch-black, and a ray of urgent light hit her.

The gaze tightened, as if to imprison her in it.

If she can't be imprisoned, she may run away in the next moment.

"……All right."

Moon scratched her head, and finally had to compromise.

Lu Jingyun doesn't have any religious beliefs, does he?

Master Kong Ji led her all the way into the Daxiong Hall. Because there are too many people who come to the Bodhi Temple all year round to seek fate and ask questions, the rules in the temple only accept one destined person every month. In the first month of early spring, the reception That's them.

Spring is the season of love again.

Master Kongji put down the prayer beads, lifted the purple sand pot on the table, and was about to pour tea.

"no need!"

Moon said impatiently, not even having the tendency to sit down.

"It's not for the benefactor, it's because the old man talked too much and his mouth is dry."

moon,"……"

The quack warlocks really talked about people when they saw people, and they talked about ghosts when they saw people. Knowing that she didn't believe it, they simply stopped working on her.

"You've been fooling around a lot, are you thirsty?"

The moon satirized, Xiaobao said that the second uncle always said bad things but not good things when answering questions, but he didn't know what bad things he said, which made Lu Jingyun feel bad.

"What did you just tell him?"

"The benefactor came to ask about the marriage, and the old monk told the truth. Later, the benefactor talked about donating money to the temple and repairing the old house."

"Heh~ The fox's tail is finally exposed, right? You said it wasn't for cheating money!"

"The female benefactor is too worried. Repairing the temple is a public and not private. It is a clear way to form good karma and accumulate well-being. Besides, the old monk has also given the temple's ancestral treasure-marriage relics to the benefactor. Our country It is normal for people to pay more attention to courtesy and reciprocity.”

"Ah bah! What kind of marriage relic, I will return Mai Lisu!"

Master Kongji, "..."

"Then why is he in a bad mood?"

"It's not good to ask about marriage."

"What do you mean? There is a problem with the marriage?"

Moon looked at him nervously.

"Didn't the benefactor say she doesn't believe in the old monk?"

"..."

The moon regained consciousness, yes, he was almost fooled by him.

"I'm just curious, who can fool him, after all, he is such a shrewd person."

(End of this chapter)