Hilarious and Unscrupulous

Chapter 113 Does he want to sell himself in a brothel?

You have an incurable disease, your whole family has an incurable disease——

Yan Sisi leaned against the counter and raised her head vigorously: "Didn't you realize that someone beat you?"

"Beat?" The shopkeeper, the pimp, was startled.

"Yeah, I said, are you too dark? For the introduction fee of 30 taels, I was thrown into such a hell on earth. I did one wrong thing, and I was beaten like this. If it continues, Am I going to be beaten to death?"

When the shopkeeper heard it, his face immediately became as white as paper: "What you said is true?"

"Pearls are not so real. Didn't you see my nose? If I continue to bleed like this, I'll die!" In order to make her words more realistic, Yan Sisi lowered her head while gritting her teeth.

In an instant, the shopkeeper, who was frightened out of his wits, saw two streams of liquid rolling down from the woman's nostrils like well water!
"Come on, hurry up and bring me the best hemostatic pill!"

These days, nothing is more terrifying than a human life lawsuit, so the most urgent thing is to get rid of this plague god as soon as possible.

After finally administering medicine to Yan Sisi, the shopkeeper was startled and afraid, and he did not forget to pat the back of her hand: "Then little girl...won't you go to Xinghualou?"

Yan Sisi thought about it carefully, and finally said righteously: "Shopkeeper, don't worry, since I promised you, I will definitely do it! You are such a good person, I will not let your money go to waste !"

After finishing speaking, he grabbed the remaining hemostatic pill in his hand, and Xiong Jiu walked out in high spirits.

The rest of the shopkeeper hugged the chair, and it took a long time before he burst into tears and said: "Give me the order, from now on... we won't do this business..."

At this time, in the Xinghua Building, the grand flower appreciation conference just started slowly——

After She Ji finished the opening remarks, the old bustard in the building, Aunt Hong, carried up today's subjects one by one from behind the red bead curtain under the eyes of everyone.

Xiling Shaoli sat on it, listening to the exclamations from below from time to time, but his eyes were looking around, trying to find that familiar petite figure in the crowd.

It can be seen that after looking for a long time, not only did he not see the dead woman, but even the servant girl from the Xinghualou downstairs disappeared.

Damn woman!
Thinking of the woman's fleeing just now, Xiling Shaoli was annoyed and ashamed and regretted.

Really, it's not the first time he's seen this woman's shamelessness. Wasn't it because he was molested by her in public in Ten Mile Peach Blossom Forest that the two got married?So what is he still angry about now?Wouldn't it be better for Quan Dang to be molested by her again?
As soon as this thought came to his mind, he suddenly felt a chill in his heart!Looking back, the subjects of the competition below have been put up under the eyes of everyone's eagerly looking forward to it

When he lowered his head and saw that the things placed on it were swords, chess pieces, pens and inks, zithers, and the most unrefined dice, the disdain in his eyebrows and eyes immediately poured out: "The people in the Jianghu are really unrespectable." , is it even better than that?"

Since it is sword, chess, pen and ink, piano, dice!In this competition, one can imagine how big Xinghualou's appetite is.

As we all know, an outstanding man is nothing more than the coexistence of high IQ and skill, and these things in front of him seem to be the best interpretation of the two.

The sword, of course, refers to martial arts. The so-called people in the rivers and lakes, of course, are the first in martial arts, and all people submit to them.

As for chess, it goes without saying that it is definitely the best way to check your IQ. In ancient times, there was a man who determined the world, and there was also a saying that the world was likened to chess. Therefore, playing chess is nothing more than the most critical part of these games. Bureau.

As for the rest of the pen, ink, piano, and dice, those things are just used by a man to cultivate his sentiments, and they are dispensable.

However, regarding the sword, one of the two key points, the majestic Third Prince of Xiling frowned.

It's not that he doesn't want to compare, but that he is more self-aware, knowing that in such a dark room full of masters, his little kung fu is really nothing?
Therefore, when he heard that She Ji announced that the first contestant would be the sword, he directly threw down the abstention card that was dealt on the table.

As soon as the sign was thrown down, the five men on the stage, and even everyone in the hall looked towards him in astonishment.

What the hell is this guy doing?
You know, he just signed the life-and-death agreement with Mrs. She Ji in Xinghualou, so he gave up in the first game?Does he want to prostitute himself?

She Ji was also very strange, but after being strange, what followed was the kind of ecstasy after finally being surrendered: "Mr. Li, are you going to cancel the competition? If it is cancelled, I can pretend that nothing happened .”

Hearing this, Xiling Shaoli glanced at her indifferently, and said: "Madam misunderstood, I just feel that my martial arts are not very good, so I abstained!"

"You!!" She Ji became angry from embarrassment!

Seeing this, Aunt Hong hurried over and stopped her: "Ma'am, since he is so ignorant, we just need to let him lose the bet, and you can do whatever you want for the rest!"

Hearing this, She Ji finally calmed down, but her eyes looked at the man upstairs with a trace of hatred and murderous intent.

As soon as Xiling Shaoli abstained, the atmosphere of the five men below immediately became angry.

Yan Sisi hid in the dark, looked at the young castle master who was said to be Flying Eagle Castle standing on the far left, and saw a strong inner aura all over him, even her side could feel the chilling aura , so I understood that this person must have won this round.

Sure enough, after several sword fights on the stage, Chu Huaiqiu was finally defeated by the Young Castle Master of Flying Eagle Castle. Since then, the Young Castle Master of Flying Eagle Castle has successfully won a point in the first round.

A round was won, and many people in the hall cheered in unison. Judging from the situation, they should be people from Flying Eagle Fort.

Yan Sisi hid there and watched quietly, neither making a sound nor wanting the beast to see it!
paralysis!It's too embarrassing, isn't it?

Thinking of Yan Sisi's life as a hooligan, how many young talents she has gotten involved in with her demeanor?But today, I was so lacking in concentration that I was "f***ed" on the spot, causing my nose to bleed profusely, oh, oh, oh... Mistake!

If this got out, how would Miss Yan still be in the capital?
He was so mad that he couldn't control himself, the second round on stage started again, this time, the competition was on pen and ink.

When Yan Sisi saw it, she didn't know if the beast would do it or not.So he simply slipped to the table behind him and began to eat melon seeds nervously.

But I never thought that the person sitting at this table was an extremely stingy person. Seeing her eating without asking, she was very happy, so he came over with a fan and directly pressed the back of her hand: "Girl, these melon seeds seem to be Did I pay for it?"

(End of this chapter)