Hilarious and Unscrupulous

Chapter 120 It's over, and the nosebleeds are flooding again

"5000 taels!"

Yan Sisi smacked her lips: "There are so many, aren't you afraid that he will run away?"

"Nervous!" The Third Prince of Xiling hissed unusually: "Do you think everyone is just wandering around like you?"

Yan Sisi blushed: "What's wrong with being in the market? I can't live a prosperous life in the market?"

"Humph!"

Xiling Shaoli was too lazy to waste his tongue with her, seeing the scent of a noodle shop in front of him, he dragged her over directly: "Boss, here are two bowls of noodles!"

Yan Sisi gave up after hearing this: "Qiu Beast, you just won 3 taels, and you actually invited me to eat noodles?"

"Are you going to eat?"

"Don't eat!" Miss Yan's attitude was unusually firm.

But what I didn't expect was that seeing her like this, the beast had an extremely bad attitude, so he just shook her hand and sat down!

Yan Sisi was so angry that she was burning with anger...

Fortunately, the owner of this noodle shop is a person who is very good at observing words and expressions. When he saw that the atmosphere was not right, he hurried over to say hello: "Yo, it's you, son. Didn't I tell you? It's just a bowl of noodles, so don't worry about it." Up."

When Yan Sisi heard this, she finally understood when she thought of this person's disappearance last night, so she approached this person again: "Tsk tsk tsk, so our young master ate noodles on credit last night?"

In embarrassment, Xiling Shaoli smashed his chopsticks on the table: "Yan Sisi, can you try again?"

Of course Yan Sisi didn't dare to say any more, but her mood became better because of this discovery. Seeing the rare blush on this man's face, she suddenly rolled her eyes and leaned over with a bright face: "My lord, what kind of noodles do you eat?"

“Noodles in Clear Soup!”

Yan Sisi didn't come back in time, she almost choked to death!

When he came back to his senses, just as he was about to scold the man for talking nonsense, the noodle shop owner's hearty yell came from behind him: "Two bowls of Xunzi noodles, come here!"

saozi noodles?What is glutinous rice noodles?
Yan Sisi had never heard of such a name before, so she couldn't help being very curious. After finally waiting for the noodles to be served on the table, she immediately looked at her bowl.

But who knows?Seeing this, I was dumbfounded!
Oh shit!It turns out that the "smell" of the scorpion noodles is all "burned" piled up with chili peppers, so how can she, who can't eat chili peppers, do with such a large piece of red?

While worrying, two dissatisfied eyes from the opposite side swept over: "Why don't you eat?"

Miss Yan looked distressed: "A lot of peppers..."

"Don't you eat chili?"

"Do you eat?"

Xiling Shaoli blinked, and it took him a long time to look at the plain bowl of noodles in front of him without a trace of pepper star and said in a muffled voice, "It's okay."

"Really? Then I'll change it with you!"

While talking, the woman has already changed the faces of the two of them swiftly.

When Xiling Shaoli saw it, the veins on his forehead twitched, and his teeth began to ache for no reason.

This noodle restaurant...is there no charge for chili?

But Yan Sisi didn't know it. Seeing that the noodles turned out to be as clear and translucent as spring white snow, she couldn't help but gain an appetite, so she stretched out her chopsticks and stuffed a mouthful into her mouth.

As soon as she took it in, the out-of-the-box delicious food overwhelmed all her taste buds, and she yelled "delicious!" without caring how the man across from her was staring at her?Grab the bowl and gobble it up.

Sitting across from her, Xiling Shaoli couldn't help feeling dissatisfied when he saw her like that: "You said you are a daughter of a thousand gold, why do you look like a village girl in the market? Don't people in the house care about yours?"

"Oh!" Yan Sisi ate happily, and agreed indiscriminately.

When Xiling Shaoli heard this, he became even more displeased: "Aren't you Yan Munian's biological daughter?"

As soon as these words were said, Yan Sisi finally reacted, but her reaction was not to refute his words fiercely, but as soon as she put the bowl down, two black and white eyes shot over like searchlights: "You Do you think so too? Let me tell you, for the past 16 years, I have been doubting that I am not his own!"

Xiling Shaoli: "..."

Forget it, talking to this woman is purely talking to me.

The Third Prince of Xiling picked up the chopsticks in his hand with a gloomy expression...

But at this time, after Miss Yan opened up the chatterbox, she was out of control: "But sometimes I think again, if it wasn't for my own birth, then Yan Qingxuan wouldn't be so kind to me? Don't you think so? How many scapegoats has he borne for me when I grow up? It's unscientific to say that we were not born of the same mother!"

"Cough cough cough..."

The Third Prince of Xiling was choked hard enough!With a mouthful of noodles, he directly choked his handsome face like a jade carving into a peach blossom that bloomed in full bloom in March.

So Yan Sisi didn't even eat the noodles, but just hugged the pair of shiny chopsticks and stared at the man obsessively: "The cloud bun is fluttering and green, and the flowers are beautiful and red, my lord, I saw you today." "Overwhelming countries and cities" are four words."

The Third Prince of Xiling was choking on that mouthful of chili and felt like dying. When he heard this, he didn't even think about it. He just grabbed the chopsticks in his hand and threw it at the damn woman's face!
So in an instant, the bold Miss Yan only felt a pain in the bridge of her nose, she lowered her head——

Second Olympic!The blood is flowing again!
Xiling Shaoli didn't expect that he would smash her nosebleed again, and when he saw her standing up in a panic, he frowned with lingering anger and asked, "Where are you going? "

Where did Yan Sisi have time to chat so much nonsense with him, she covered her nose, and hurried to the safflower medicine shop again.

Oh shit!Xiling Shaoli, you beast, I will never end with you——

After running all the way, when they arrived at the safflower medicine shop, the shopkeeper, the pimp, saw her and knelt down directly: "I said girl, will I give you 180 [-]% instead? Wouldn't it be okay if you didn't go?"

When Yan Sisi heard this, she immediately leaned her head against the counter: "Deal!"

So after another toss, the shopkeeper consumed five hemostatic pills, plus 180 taels of silver, and finally sent the plague god away.

But when the God of Plague stepped out of the door, this old man was unwilling to be reconciled, and gnashed his teeth in the ear of the God of Plague, and said, "Girl, take your fingerprints, and tell me that life and death have nothing to do with this pharmacy after you leave."

Neuropathy!
Yan Sisi didn't think about the meaning of these words at all. With a wave of her hand, she pressed a handprint on the proud white paper, and then walked away...

But what she didn't know was that as soon as she left, the two people behind her started talking: "Are you sure it's the horse chestnut?"

"It can't be wrong. I didn't find it at first, but after smelling it so carefully just now, I can be sure that it is a horse chestnut."

The shopkeeper turned pale when he heard it: "But doesn't the horse chestnut bloom only once every 50 years? Why does she have it on her body?"

(End of this chapter)