Hilarious and Unscrupulous

Chapter 154 Shameless must have a degree
But what they didn't know was that when the chickens and dogs were restless inside, outside, the man in purple who hadn't had time to come in, heard the "earth-shattering" movement inside, but lay there without holding on to the wall and laughing.

Damn woman!You pretend to be crazy and stupid, does your brother know?
He was laughing until he couldn't breathe, and at the gate of the courtyard, a crying woman had already run out, so he turned his head, and what he saw was a woman with disheveled hair, covering her face and running madly all the way over. , It really looks like a crazy female nerve.

It's just that I don't know if it's because the eyes can't see clearly?Or for other reasons, the route that this woman ran all the way looked weird, she ran a few steps and jumped a few times, she looked like a frog all the time, not to mention, the route she drifted all the way was also in an "S" shape Winding, don't be too ecstatic in that posture.

So he didn't make a sound, just folded his arms, and leaned against the small tree beside the road quietly, waiting for the person's "snake-shaped micro-step" to float towards him, and then he stretched out his hand and grabbed it. , directly dragging her over.

"Who? Who's pulling me?" Yan Sisi was running, but when she was suddenly dragged aside, she was terrified!
Seeing her like this, Xiling Shaoli finally couldn't control the smile in his chest, and with a "poof", he sprayed all his saliva on the other party's face: "Not bad, the acting skills can reach [-]%!"

Xiling...a beast?
Yan Sisi blinked her eyes, and finally recovered from the horror, and immediately yelled at the man like a lion with its hair blown up: "Bastard, are you sick? Do you know that people who scare people can kill them?" ah?"

Xiling Shaoli has been scolded a lot, and has become numb: "How can I scare you? I've been here all this time, you just can't see it."

Yan Sisi: "..."

After a while, he yelled again: "I can't see you, can't you bark?"

"I called, and I told you to go a little further to the right, and you'll fall."

"and then?"

"Then you were howling, howling like killing a pig, so I had no choice but to drag you over." At this moment, the Third Prince of Xiling suddenly realized that the feeling of talking nonsense with eyes open is quite good!
It turned out to be Jiangzidi...

Miss Yan resolutely said nothing, wiped the drool off her face, and immediately returned to her previous dog-legged appearance: "Hehe, did your lord just arrive here?"

The implication: bastard, did you hear what was said in the yard just now?

Xiling Shaoli is such a smart person, upon hearing her question, he immediately nodded with a smile on his face: "Yes, I was just about to go in to see Princess Jing'an when I found you crying and ran out. Why are you crying? I haven't seen a single tear come down for a long time."

While speaking, he did not forget to stretch out his fingers and shave the man's dry face twice.

Yan Sisi was scratched, and she immediately knocked off her two paws angrily: "Didn't you see that I am malnourished? Tears also consume energy. I haven't eaten or drank well for several days and nights. You think it's a flood ah?"

The corners of Xiling Shaoli's eyes twitched violently: "Yan Sisi, there must be a limit to being shameless."

"for example?"

"For example, don't self-willedly doubt other people's IQ!"

Yan Sisi finally resigned to her fate and lowered her head: "Okay, to be honest, it's just a scene with two mad dogs just now."

The majestic Princess Jing'an was actually described as a mad dog. In this world, I am afraid that there is only a woman who is not afraid of the world.

Xiling Shaoli didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Then what's the result?"

"I don't know. I came out howling all the way just now, and I didn't look behind."

Xiling Shaoli smiled sinisterly: "You are so reckless in doing things like this, aren't you afraid of bringing some bad results to yourself?"

"What are the consequences?"

"I don't know, but I heard that although Princess Jing'an lives in seclusion, if she wants to deal with a matter that makes her sleep and eat uneasy, she can still do so without leaving any traces."

Yan Sisi trembled all over, touched the man's side and raised her frightened little head: "You mean...she will be me?"

After speaking, don't forget to make a "click" gesture.

Xiling Shaoli was angry and funny, and wanted to slap her across the face so that she would not act in front of him.

But when she looked up, she saw that there were still a few unpicked pearls on her head, and sighed again: "Have you heard of Mrs. Tao?"

Mrs. Peach?
Yan Sisi had just come to Jing'an Palace, and she hadn't had time to gossip yet, but when the name was mentioned, she was really asked about it.

Seeing her like this, Xiling Shaoli guessed that he didn't know the famous Mrs. Tao in Jing'an Palace, so he stretched out his hand and picked off the few emeralds on her head neatly.

"As for Mrs. Tao, she was originally a little girl picked up by King Jing'an when he went out to fight. Later, because of her talent, she was favored by King Jing'an. At first, King Jing'an just wanted her to have something to eat in the mansion so that she would not be hungry. But later he was surprised to find that this little girl had a talent for making weapons that was different from ordinary people, so he took her to the army and stayed there for six years."

"Then they fell in love for a long time?"

The Third Prince of Xiling had black lines all over his head: "If you want to hear it, don't interrupt!"

Miss Yan hurriedly covered her mouth...

These days, the standard line of dog-blood dramas is like this, otherwise where is Mrs. Tao?

However, her slander is slander, and the Third Prince of Xiling opened his mouth, but she still dare not do anything wrong.

So the Third Prince of Xiling continued: "Then they lived together for a long time..."

The word "love" almost blurted out, and when he took a closer look, he saw the woman in front of him, who was bending her eyes like a crescent moon gang, and desperately endured it. Suddenly, he became angry with embarrassment: "Stop talking, hmph!"

After snorting coldly, the beast actually got up and was about to leave.

Yan Sisi became anxious when she saw it, and hurried up and grabbed the man's arm: "I won't laugh anymore, I swear, if I laugh again, I'll be a puppy."

In order to prove that she did not lie, at this time, Miss Yan did not forget to raise her two fingers.

Seeing this, the Third Prince of Xiling, who was desperate for face, finally turned back: "Why do you women love to gossip so much?"

Yan Sisi smiled obsequiously: "If you don't gossip, you won't be called a woman, sir, tell me quickly."

The master finally opened his mouth: "Then that little girl became Mrs. Tao, she lived in Prince Jing'an's mansion, and has always been favored by King Jing'an. I heard that she once lived in the same yard as King Jing'an."

"What then?"

"And then died!"

"what?"

Yan Sisi was quite shocked: "Just like that... died?"

"Well, I heard that within three months of getting married, a group of killers came to the mansion to assassinate King Jing'an, and then she went to save King Jing'an, but unfortunately she was killed."

Yan Sisi broke out in cold sweat behind her back: "Did your aunt kill you?"

The man looked at her with eyes like water: "I didn't say it, you said it."

When Yan Sisi heard this, she immediately covered her mouth!

(End of this chapter)