Hilarious and Unscrupulous
Chapter 184 Please Call Me Beauty, Thank You
Chapter 184 Please Call Me Beauty, Thank You
Thinking of the kind of invisible poison that she often saw on TV, Yan Sisi's whole face lit up with excitement.
Since it's bone-melting water, it's much easier to handle. She just needs to stay here and melt the corpse in front of her into meat paste. When the time comes, when the killer comes over, she will invite them to taste it...
Oh shit!Disgusting!
Thinking of that scene, she couldn't help but hugged the tree and vomited first.
After vomiting, feeling refreshed, he tore off a piece of his skirt to seal his mouth and nose, and picked up the sword to gouged out the big carrion on the chest of the man in black that had melted to the bone.
It's really disgusting!
Miss Yan, who never expected that she would do such a thing, was almost disgusted to death when she saw that lump of carrion being poked to pieces by the point of the sword.
Fortunately, after the carrion was gouged out, the dissolving of the corpse also stopped, so she carefully divided the man's corpse into several pieces and placed them around her.
Of course, she definitely recited the sutras while cutting.
After all, she is innocent in this matter, right?
After the cut, just in time, another wave of people who came to kill her also arrived, so she carried the sword, tried her best to hold back the nausea in her stomach, and greeted the dogs and men who came this time with a smile like a flower: "Hi! How are you!"
The ones who came this time are actually the well-known killer husband and wife duo Yin Yang Shuang Die in Jianghu. According to rumors, this Yin Yang Shuang Die learned from the Song family of the Tang sect with the most exquisite hidden weapons in martial arts in the world. Yang is Song Liancheng, uncle of the Song family.
Oh shit!What a pair of **** enough men and women!
However, it was precisely because of the crime that these two people were kicked out of the Tang Sect by the Song family, and became killers who worked for others in the Jianghu.
But Yan Sisi didn't know about this, otherwise she would have buried the two of them.
"The one standing in front... is the current Princess Jin?" Seeing Yan Sisi standing like an idiot among the piles of rotten flesh exuding stench, Song Furong couldn't help but started to feel nauseous.
Yan Sisi looked into her eyes at this moment, and saw that the woman covered her mouth and nose tightly, suddenly, a sly flash appeared in her eyes, and the bone-dissolving water in her hand poured down on the carrion next to her.
Sure enough, after another burst of "squeaky" smoke, Song Furong hugged her waist and vomited heartbreakingly: "Ugh..."
Seeing this, Song Liancheng hurried over and said, "Furong, how are you doing?"
Song Furong vomited so badly that she couldn't speak a word.
On the contrary, Yan Sisi in the rotten flesh heard it and immediately exclaimed: "Wow! Handsome guy, your wife must have one, right? Why is she vomiting so hard?"
These words were so lethal that Song Liancheng was shocked on the spot.
But it turned out that after he and Song Furong were expelled from the Tang Sect and became the laughing stock of the world, Song Furong really had... that with him.
Yan Sisi is a master who is very good at observing words and expressions. When she saw what she said, the man seemed to be insane. Immediately, she followed up: "Tsk tsk tsk, look at you, you are a big man, and you have wives. You still asked her to do such hard work, don’t you know that after a pregnant woman inhales this drug, the child will be deformed?”
"Really?" Hearing this, Song Liancheng got nervous and blurted out.
In this regard, Miss Yan nodded very firmly: "It must, look at my appearance, and then look at the stupidity on my body, it is because when my mother was pregnant with me, she smelled the smell of heavy smoke on my father's body." It has become like this.”
Speaking of this, Miss Yan burst into tears...
Yan Niang, I'm sorry, your daughter is forced by the situation, you don't want your daughter to go down to find you at such a young age, do you?
It can be seen that Song Furong vomited and vomited, but she stopped vomiting. Not only did she stop vomiting, but she threw a handful of thin needles with her hands.
oops!You bitch, labor and management are so lucky to let you go, you are so vicious.
As soon as Yan Sisi got angry, she immediately raised the point of her sword, and Yunli swung all the minced flesh of the carrion beside her.
After waving, looking at the sky full of pink, I got goosebumps, hugged the tree next to me and shook it three times.
Nima!This is how the word "bloody wind" comes from...
But over there, Song Furong saw that the Mianyu needle she had shot had suddenly brought back a large piece of rotten flesh exuding a foul smell, but she immediately turned pale with fright, and squatted down holding her head with a loud cry.
When Song Liancheng saw it, he unleashed his strength and stood in front of her without even thinking about it.
"boom!"
After hearing only a muffled sound, damn it!The pieces of minced meat just now turned into powder under Song Liancheng's internal force, and in a blink of an eye they smashed down on the tops of the two people's heads.
Sin ah...
This scene was so brutal that Yan Sisi couldn't bear to look directly at it, so she had to silently cover her eyes.
In other words, it really has nothing to do with her, she had already let them come here just now, who told them not to leave.
Just as he felt guilty, suddenly, a sharp pain like a frosty wind blew past his ears, and he glanced sideways——
Second Olympic!who is it?Who is so perverted?Want to call back such a disgusting thing?
Yan Sisi was furious, pointing her toes, soaring up more than ten feet from the spot, avoiding the menacing carrion foam, she jumped and stepped on the tallest tree in the forest.
It was only at this time that she saw that an old man in gray was standing there like a ghost coming out of nowhere, more than ten feet away from the yin and yang. Everyone felt the suffocating cold.
Could it be that this is the third wave of killers invited by Xie Shi?
"Unexpectedly, the royal daughter-in-law, who is well-clothed and well-fed, is such a cruel person. The old man is really surprised."
Sophisticated?cruel?
Yan Sisi stepped on the tree, and after hearing these words, her face finally became completely cold: "Who are you?"
"You don't need to know the name of the old way, the princess, you just need to know that the old way is here to take your life today." While speaking, the old man with the nose has already shaken the whisk in his hand.
It was only at this time that Yan Sisi noticed that this person was really a Taoist priest, so the sarcasm on her lips became more intense: "The Taoist priest's words are so strange, since you said I was cruel, then you As a monk, what is it to slaughter an innocent woman for things outside of her body? Compassion? Or the so-called meritorious heart? I see you, but you are not even as good as me."
"You—" The gray-clothed old man was blocked, and immediately swept away with anger, and was about to kill him immediately.
But at this moment, a figure flashed behind him again, and he looked intently, my good fellow, it's really a real person who doesn't show his face, and you will be shocked when he shows up.
Unexpectedly, Xie Shi brought Yang Shicheng to appear in person!
"Yan Sisi, you..."
"Could you please call me Third Princess, you are a mere low-ranking captain, has no one taught you the rules of etiquette?"
(End of this chapter)
Thinking of the kind of invisible poison that she often saw on TV, Yan Sisi's whole face lit up with excitement.
Since it's bone-melting water, it's much easier to handle. She just needs to stay here and melt the corpse in front of her into meat paste. When the time comes, when the killer comes over, she will invite them to taste it...
Oh shit!Disgusting!
Thinking of that scene, she couldn't help but hugged the tree and vomited first.
After vomiting, feeling refreshed, he tore off a piece of his skirt to seal his mouth and nose, and picked up the sword to gouged out the big carrion on the chest of the man in black that had melted to the bone.
It's really disgusting!
Miss Yan, who never expected that she would do such a thing, was almost disgusted to death when she saw that lump of carrion being poked to pieces by the point of the sword.
Fortunately, after the carrion was gouged out, the dissolving of the corpse also stopped, so she carefully divided the man's corpse into several pieces and placed them around her.
Of course, she definitely recited the sutras while cutting.
After all, she is innocent in this matter, right?
After the cut, just in time, another wave of people who came to kill her also arrived, so she carried the sword, tried her best to hold back the nausea in her stomach, and greeted the dogs and men who came this time with a smile like a flower: "Hi! How are you!"
The ones who came this time are actually the well-known killer husband and wife duo Yin Yang Shuang Die in Jianghu. According to rumors, this Yin Yang Shuang Die learned from the Song family of the Tang sect with the most exquisite hidden weapons in martial arts in the world. Yang is Song Liancheng, uncle of the Song family.
Oh shit!What a pair of **** enough men and women!
However, it was precisely because of the crime that these two people were kicked out of the Tang Sect by the Song family, and became killers who worked for others in the Jianghu.
But Yan Sisi didn't know about this, otherwise she would have buried the two of them.
"The one standing in front... is the current Princess Jin?" Seeing Yan Sisi standing like an idiot among the piles of rotten flesh exuding stench, Song Furong couldn't help but started to feel nauseous.
Yan Sisi looked into her eyes at this moment, and saw that the woman covered her mouth and nose tightly, suddenly, a sly flash appeared in her eyes, and the bone-dissolving water in her hand poured down on the carrion next to her.
Sure enough, after another burst of "squeaky" smoke, Song Furong hugged her waist and vomited heartbreakingly: "Ugh..."
Seeing this, Song Liancheng hurried over and said, "Furong, how are you doing?"
Song Furong vomited so badly that she couldn't speak a word.
On the contrary, Yan Sisi in the rotten flesh heard it and immediately exclaimed: "Wow! Handsome guy, your wife must have one, right? Why is she vomiting so hard?"
These words were so lethal that Song Liancheng was shocked on the spot.
But it turned out that after he and Song Furong were expelled from the Tang Sect and became the laughing stock of the world, Song Furong really had... that with him.
Yan Sisi is a master who is very good at observing words and expressions. When she saw what she said, the man seemed to be insane. Immediately, she followed up: "Tsk tsk tsk, look at you, you are a big man, and you have wives. You still asked her to do such hard work, don’t you know that after a pregnant woman inhales this drug, the child will be deformed?”
"Really?" Hearing this, Song Liancheng got nervous and blurted out.
In this regard, Miss Yan nodded very firmly: "It must, look at my appearance, and then look at the stupidity on my body, it is because when my mother was pregnant with me, she smelled the smell of heavy smoke on my father's body." It has become like this.”
Speaking of this, Miss Yan burst into tears...
Yan Niang, I'm sorry, your daughter is forced by the situation, you don't want your daughter to go down to find you at such a young age, do you?
It can be seen that Song Furong vomited and vomited, but she stopped vomiting. Not only did she stop vomiting, but she threw a handful of thin needles with her hands.
oops!You bitch, labor and management are so lucky to let you go, you are so vicious.
As soon as Yan Sisi got angry, she immediately raised the point of her sword, and Yunli swung all the minced flesh of the carrion beside her.
After waving, looking at the sky full of pink, I got goosebumps, hugged the tree next to me and shook it three times.
Nima!This is how the word "bloody wind" comes from...
But over there, Song Furong saw that the Mianyu needle she had shot had suddenly brought back a large piece of rotten flesh exuding a foul smell, but she immediately turned pale with fright, and squatted down holding her head with a loud cry.
When Song Liancheng saw it, he unleashed his strength and stood in front of her without even thinking about it.
"boom!"
After hearing only a muffled sound, damn it!The pieces of minced meat just now turned into powder under Song Liancheng's internal force, and in a blink of an eye they smashed down on the tops of the two people's heads.
Sin ah...
This scene was so brutal that Yan Sisi couldn't bear to look directly at it, so she had to silently cover her eyes.
In other words, it really has nothing to do with her, she had already let them come here just now, who told them not to leave.
Just as he felt guilty, suddenly, a sharp pain like a frosty wind blew past his ears, and he glanced sideways——
Second Olympic!who is it?Who is so perverted?Want to call back such a disgusting thing?
Yan Sisi was furious, pointing her toes, soaring up more than ten feet from the spot, avoiding the menacing carrion foam, she jumped and stepped on the tallest tree in the forest.
It was only at this time that she saw that an old man in gray was standing there like a ghost coming out of nowhere, more than ten feet away from the yin and yang. Everyone felt the suffocating cold.
Could it be that this is the third wave of killers invited by Xie Shi?
"Unexpectedly, the royal daughter-in-law, who is well-clothed and well-fed, is such a cruel person. The old man is really surprised."
Sophisticated?cruel?
Yan Sisi stepped on the tree, and after hearing these words, her face finally became completely cold: "Who are you?"
"You don't need to know the name of the old way, the princess, you just need to know that the old way is here to take your life today." While speaking, the old man with the nose has already shaken the whisk in his hand.
It was only at this time that Yan Sisi noticed that this person was really a Taoist priest, so the sarcasm on her lips became more intense: "The Taoist priest's words are so strange, since you said I was cruel, then you As a monk, what is it to slaughter an innocent woman for things outside of her body? Compassion? Or the so-called meritorious heart? I see you, but you are not even as good as me."
"You—" The gray-clothed old man was blocked, and immediately swept away with anger, and was about to kill him immediately.
But at this moment, a figure flashed behind him again, and he looked intently, my good fellow, it's really a real person who doesn't show his face, and you will be shocked when he shows up.
Unexpectedly, Xie Shi brought Yang Shicheng to appear in person!
"Yan Sisi, you..."
"Could you please call me Third Princess, you are a mere low-ranking captain, has no one taught you the rules of etiquette?"
(End of this chapter)
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