Hilarious and Unscrupulous

Chapter 44 My lord, my concubine is innocent
In view of the chaos during this period, the toilets in the mansion were not used much, but Yan Sisi, who had been reduced to a villain, was able to rest for a few days.

So taking advantage of this opportunity, she quietly hid in the Xiaoxiang Pavilion, preparing to heal her still internal injuries.

It can be seen that the golden cicada kung fu doesn't know what kind of crooked kung fu it is?Unexpectedly, every time her internal force rushes up, it will be immediately dispersed by the injured part of her waist, and what is even more frightening is that, after repeating this several times, a puppet actually appeared outside the skin of that place. The looming golden autumn cicada came.

Mommy's!Could it be that she really died in the hands of this bug?
Panicked in her heart, she naturally thought of Xie Weiyi, the only person in the mansion who could help her, but Xie Weiyi hadn't seen him for many days. Where did he go?When he left that night, didn't he say that he would deliver medicine to her?What about the medicine?

Thinking of this, she also became agitated, casually pulled her hair and put on a veil before going out.

Outside the door, the guard who had been following her was still there. Seeing her coming out, he opened his mouth and asked, "My lord, do you feel uncomfortable there?"

"What?" Yan Sisi didn't understand under the upset.

"It's just...they in the mansion said it's uncomfortable there." The guard was a very young guy, and he dared to say that place, and he blushed a lot when he said something so cryptic.

When Yan Sisi took a look, she finally came to her senses, and when she looked at it with her head, I'll fuck it!In the palace, everyone is lining up in the garden, waiting for the doctor to see.

So he quickly ran back to the room: "No need, you go and ask, if the imperial doctor finds a prescription, come back and tell me."

This world is too scary, it is safer for her to hide quietly.

And almost at the same time, the Third Prince of Xiling, who was lying on the attic of the Jin Garden, was tortured by the chili seeds bursting out from the red chili pepper, so that he couldn't stop, he would rather die than live.

"You are all quack doctors. After so many days of tossing about such a trivial matter, you still haven't figured it out. What's the use of the imperial court supporting you?"

All the imperial physicians immediately knelt on the ground when they heard this: "Third Prince, please forgive me. It's not that I didn't try my best, but that the prince and the family have never seen these illnesses before. Please give me some more time. .”

"Give it some more time? If you give it some more time, the king of Japan will be tortured to death!" Xiling Shaoli was so angry that he picked up the cup beside him and threw it over.

Those imperial physicians didn't dare to avoid it when they saw it, so they could only suffer the blow abruptly.

Fortunately, at this time, another imperial doctor came in with a large handful of leaves. Seeing that the prince was so angry, he quickly took the leaf and threw it into the medicine cauldron to make a fuss, and then brought it in front of him: "My lord! , This is Weichen's latest discovery, I tried it for other people in the mansion just now, and it's very good."

The Third Prince of Xiling's eyes finally lit up: "Really?"

"If the prince doesn't believe it, I can ask the people below who have just been covered with medicine to come up and show the prince."

"no need!"

When he thought of those nasty red peppers and pepper seeds, he immediately lost interest in talking.

Seeing this, the imperial doctor hurried over and pulled the curtain, squeezed the juice from the leaves and wiped them on.

Sure enough, as soon as it was rubbed on, Xiling Shaoli immediately felt a kind of refreshing coolness in the place where Xiling Shaoli had been tortured for many days. Afterwards, the pain and itching also improved a lot.

Sure enough, this is the real antidote.Feeling relieved, I finally remembered to ask why.

Hearing this, the imperial doctor quickly replied: "What the prince is poisoned by is the poison of planting clover, which is what we often call the paint tree. As soon as the human body is infected with this kind of tree, it will immediately become red, swollen and rash, and extremely itchy." Incomparable."

"Paint tree?" Xiling Shaoli had rich clothes and fine clothes since he was a child, and he had heard about these things before, so when he suddenly heard this strange term, he couldn't help but feel a little puzzled in his eyes.

"That's right, it's the paint tree. We usually use the fruit of this tree to extract oil, and the oil is used to paint furniture, so it's called the paint tree. But because this tree is poisonous, most people only want it When it comes into contact with tree sap or leaf juice, the whole body will be red, swollen and itchy, and if it is serious, it will be like a prince."

Xiling Shaoli listened dumbfounded, and when he heard the touch, it seemed like him, and the place where he had just smeared the juice jumped violently as if it was being burned!
Paint tree?Well done, why is there a paint tree in his mansion?And what's even weirder is, why does this happen to everyone with their butts?Why is there no other place?
In a flash, he suddenly remembered the golden toilet, and immediately raised his head and asked, "Then where did you find this tree in the palace?"

"Go back to the prince, it's on the side of the Xiaojing River."

After saying a word, Xiling Shaoli kicked the table in front of him to pieces: "Come on! Bring that bitch from the Xiaoxiang Pavilion up for me immediately!"

With one order, how could the servants in the mansion dare to delay?

So in just a few minutes, Miss Yan, who was honestly hiding in the Xiaoxiang Pavilion for refuge, was dug out by the minions of this beast.

As soon as Yan Sisi arrived at Jinyuan, before Yan Sisi had time to see the scenery of the first attic of the legendary palace, the two guards who didn't know how to pity and cherish jade directly threw her in front of the beast.

"Report to the prince, the third concubine is here."

"Okay! You go out first!"

Yan Sisi gritted her teeth in pain, but when she heard the cold voice that was not like ordinary people, she still raised her hand and greeted the expressionless man opposite: "Morning, my lord!" I don’t know what you are looking for the little one for?”

That's right, she is a servant now, since she is a servant, there is still a minimum of etiquette.

But who knows?After hearing her greeting, this beastly creature not only replied impolitely, but reached out and grabbed her collar: "Yan Sisi, you bitch, how dare you plot against me? "

Yan Sisi was detained, and suddenly felt that it was difficult to breathe, so she squeezed those fingers hard, blinked her innocent eyes and panted, "My lord, what are you talking about? Why can't you understand?" Woolen cloth?"

The voice is waxy and the tone is soft, unexpectedly, it really looks like that innocent child who has been wronged.

Xiling Shaoli was not calm at first, but in order to make this bitch understand, he still asked the guards to throw those paint leaves that had just been cut from Xiaojing Lake in front of her: "Yan Sisi, you have nothing to say now. Bar?"

But who knows?Yan Sisi with a dazed face saw the leaves on the ground, but picked them up directly from the ground and grabbed them in her hands: "Isn't this the leaves I use to wash the toilet? Why? Your lord is interested in this?"

clang-

Everyone's jaws dropped to the floor!
And Xiling Shaoli was even more stunned to see that pair of white hands that kept shuttling among the leaves didn't move anymore.

(End of this chapter)