Hilarious and Unscrupulous
Chapter 75 Miss Xiangfu is so stupid
Chapter 75 Miss Xiangfu is so stupid
So the man nodded, stretched out his hand and unlocked the acupuncture points of the woman in Tsing Yi.
As soon as the acupoints of the woman in Tsing Yi were untied, she suddenly felt her footsteps loosen, covered her chest and coughed a few times forcefully.
When the door master saw it, he ordered to open it: "I'll leave this stupid woman to you, be careful, don't let her run away."
After speaking, turn around and get on the horse and leave!
Seeing this, the rest of them all looked at the man who was entrusted with the important task of taking care of this silly lady "along the way" with sympathetic expressions: "Elder Chi Lian, you have worked hard!"
Chi Lian wanted to cry without tears, and wanted to grab the only woman among the five, Bai Hua, but beside him, a pair of fragile hands grabbed his sleeves: "Uncle Chi Lian, don't tie me up!" , I will not run away, I will be very good."
Chi Lian's eyes twitched violently!
How could this Miss Xiangfu be so stupid?A man like him?Is it uncle?
So he pushed the woman, leaned over and picked up the human skin mask from the ground with a gloomy face: "Don't call me uncle, call me brother, brother Chi Lian!"
Brother Chilian?
The woman in Tsing Yi, that is Miss Yan Dasha of Xiangfu, heard this title, two teardrops almost burst out of her tearful eyes.
Oh shit!I've seen shameless people, but I've never seen such shameless people!
But this man was called Chi Lian, so could it be that when he went to the other courtyard to assassinate Yuqiao that night, he heard Jin Buwu mention it, saying that it was the elder Chi Lian who had been notified by Xiling Shao to pick up Yuqiao?
If so, could this person be one of us?
When she thought about it this way, she suddenly felt a little excited, blinked away the two obstructive tears in her eyes, stared at the person in front of her, and said very obediently: "Okay! Brother Chilian, then don't wear it for me." Is that thing good? I will be very good!"
The voice is sweet and waxy, the tone is pure and innocent, and there is a kind of pity that makes people feel sympathetic when they hear it. At this moment, is this woman still a silly lady of Xiangfu?It was clearly a child abducted by traffickers.
But what made her desperate was that the shameless man in front only trembled slightly after hearing this, and stuck the mask on her face with a flick of his hand: "Who would believe that a fool will be good? You treat me like an idiot Woolen cloth!"
Miss Yan is crazy!
I'm the fucking idiot to think you're one of my own.
In fact, what Yan Sisi didn't know was that Xiling Shaoli sent someone to go to Yongle Casino to inform Elder Chi Lian to pick up Yuqiao. Except for his real identity, no one else knows.
That's why he asked Elder Chi Lian to go to the palace to pick up Yuqiao.
It's just that, Yan Sisi was very desperate. You must know that the current situation is not good for her. Although the acupoints have been unlocked, her internal injuries in the Golden Cicada Kung Fu have not healed, and she still cannot use her internal strength.
Moreover, even if her martial arts recovered, she would no longer be an opponent with Jin Buwu, and now with Yu Kou himself and the other five branch masters, she would have no way of escaping from them.
So the only way now is to use your brain...
Use your brain!
Thinking of what she heard that beast say to Zhou Fengchi just now in the shade of a tree, there was no reason for it, in her heart, it was as if she had become that little sailboat drifting in the sea alone and helpless, and the appearance of Xiling Shaoli, Just like the light that suddenly appeared in the vast sea, she wanted to get close, but she wasn't sure if it would let her down or not?
Oh shit!Really tangled!
"Okay! Put it on, let's go! Silly girl!"
Just when Yan Sisi fell into a fierce struggle, the elder Chi Lian who had put on her mask in front of her began to urge her.
Hearing this, she finally gritted her teeth, stretched out her hand as fast as lightning, and took out the only gold left in her arms and threw it on the ground.
After throwing, she was lifted onto the horse by Elder Chi Lian, and it suddenly occurred to her, why did she throw gold?If this was picked up by someone, then she would take a hair to report to Xiling Shaoli! !
In such despair, he slapped directly towards his other cheek which was not slapped!
Calling you a heartless, calling you a heartless...
Elder Chi Lian, who was behind her, saw her, his eyes twitched until his teeth started to ache: "What are you doing? Why are you beating yourself so hard?"
Yan Sisi turned her head blankly: "I can't think about it anymore, I want to commit suicide, do you have a knife?"
Elder Chi Lian gasped!
As soon as he stretched out his long arms, he howled forward: "Master! Master! Can I do something else? Don't worry, I will do it no matter how hard or tired..."
Yan Sisi: "..."
****
after three hours;
In the peach forest that has regained its tranquility, the afternoon sun casts a layer of golden afterglow. At a glance, the interweaving of blue and gold fully shows the beauty of this midsummer.
It's just a pity that this kind of tranquility didn't last long. About half an hour later, a frantic and urgent sound of horseshoes came from the front, and in a moment, at the end of the lush path, six or seven figures on horses appeared. came running wildly.
Who is that?
Seeing this scene, the children who were grazing under the peach trees showed uneasiness and panic on their faces.Turning around, he was just about to drive home with his own cattle.
But at this moment, in front of him, a man and a horse appeared in front of him in just a second, like gods descending from the sky.
"My lord, there is a shepherd boy here."
His voice was like the spring breeze blowing willows, and his eyebrows and eyes were as warm as the water of the lake next to the peach forest.
Only then did the shepherd boy realize that the man in Tsing Yi who appeared in front of him was actually a very good-looking big brother.
The voice fell, and there were several horseshoes in his ears. The shepherd boy turned his head slightly, looking for his reputation, but was surprised to find that behind the man in Tsing Yi, another man in purple, who was three points more handsome than the man in Tsing Yi, was facing towards him. Walked over by himself.
It's just that the man in purple doesn't have the kindness of the man in Tsing Yi at all. Compared with the man in Tsing Yi, there is a bit more evil and surly in his eyebrows and eyes. At first glance, it seems that these two people are two flowers blooming at extremes , one flower is like a magnolia with stars holding the moon, and the other is like a poppy that avoids snakes and scorpions.
"It should be a child from a nearby farm. Go and ask him, see if you find anything?" Seeing the shepherd boy, the purple-clothed man glanced at him lightly, then rested on his hands.
When the shepherd boy saw it, he felt that the gaze was like a knife. He was so frightened that he immediately hid the golden bead he picked up not long ago behind his back.
The man in Tsing Yi didn't notice this, and when he heard the man in purple's order, he immediately got off his horse and walked in front of him: "Little brother, have you seen anyone here?"
The voice was touching like jewels, and in the deliberately lowered tone, there was a kind of care and tenderness for children.
So the shepherd boy shook his head boldly: "No."
(End of this chapter)
So the man nodded, stretched out his hand and unlocked the acupuncture points of the woman in Tsing Yi.
As soon as the acupoints of the woman in Tsing Yi were untied, she suddenly felt her footsteps loosen, covered her chest and coughed a few times forcefully.
When the door master saw it, he ordered to open it: "I'll leave this stupid woman to you, be careful, don't let her run away."
After speaking, turn around and get on the horse and leave!
Seeing this, the rest of them all looked at the man who was entrusted with the important task of taking care of this silly lady "along the way" with sympathetic expressions: "Elder Chi Lian, you have worked hard!"
Chi Lian wanted to cry without tears, and wanted to grab the only woman among the five, Bai Hua, but beside him, a pair of fragile hands grabbed his sleeves: "Uncle Chi Lian, don't tie me up!" , I will not run away, I will be very good."
Chi Lian's eyes twitched violently!
How could this Miss Xiangfu be so stupid?A man like him?Is it uncle?
So he pushed the woman, leaned over and picked up the human skin mask from the ground with a gloomy face: "Don't call me uncle, call me brother, brother Chi Lian!"
Brother Chilian?
The woman in Tsing Yi, that is Miss Yan Dasha of Xiangfu, heard this title, two teardrops almost burst out of her tearful eyes.
Oh shit!I've seen shameless people, but I've never seen such shameless people!
But this man was called Chi Lian, so could it be that when he went to the other courtyard to assassinate Yuqiao that night, he heard Jin Buwu mention it, saying that it was the elder Chi Lian who had been notified by Xiling Shao to pick up Yuqiao?
If so, could this person be one of us?
When she thought about it this way, she suddenly felt a little excited, blinked away the two obstructive tears in her eyes, stared at the person in front of her, and said very obediently: "Okay! Brother Chilian, then don't wear it for me." Is that thing good? I will be very good!"
The voice is sweet and waxy, the tone is pure and innocent, and there is a kind of pity that makes people feel sympathetic when they hear it. At this moment, is this woman still a silly lady of Xiangfu?It was clearly a child abducted by traffickers.
But what made her desperate was that the shameless man in front only trembled slightly after hearing this, and stuck the mask on her face with a flick of his hand: "Who would believe that a fool will be good? You treat me like an idiot Woolen cloth!"
Miss Yan is crazy!
I'm the fucking idiot to think you're one of my own.
In fact, what Yan Sisi didn't know was that Xiling Shaoli sent someone to go to Yongle Casino to inform Elder Chi Lian to pick up Yuqiao. Except for his real identity, no one else knows.
That's why he asked Elder Chi Lian to go to the palace to pick up Yuqiao.
It's just that, Yan Sisi was very desperate. You must know that the current situation is not good for her. Although the acupoints have been unlocked, her internal injuries in the Golden Cicada Kung Fu have not healed, and she still cannot use her internal strength.
Moreover, even if her martial arts recovered, she would no longer be an opponent with Jin Buwu, and now with Yu Kou himself and the other five branch masters, she would have no way of escaping from them.
So the only way now is to use your brain...
Use your brain!
Thinking of what she heard that beast say to Zhou Fengchi just now in the shade of a tree, there was no reason for it, in her heart, it was as if she had become that little sailboat drifting in the sea alone and helpless, and the appearance of Xiling Shaoli, Just like the light that suddenly appeared in the vast sea, she wanted to get close, but she wasn't sure if it would let her down or not?
Oh shit!Really tangled!
"Okay! Put it on, let's go! Silly girl!"
Just when Yan Sisi fell into a fierce struggle, the elder Chi Lian who had put on her mask in front of her began to urge her.
Hearing this, she finally gritted her teeth, stretched out her hand as fast as lightning, and took out the only gold left in her arms and threw it on the ground.
After throwing, she was lifted onto the horse by Elder Chi Lian, and it suddenly occurred to her, why did she throw gold?If this was picked up by someone, then she would take a hair to report to Xiling Shaoli! !
In such despair, he slapped directly towards his other cheek which was not slapped!
Calling you a heartless, calling you a heartless...
Elder Chi Lian, who was behind her, saw her, his eyes twitched until his teeth started to ache: "What are you doing? Why are you beating yourself so hard?"
Yan Sisi turned her head blankly: "I can't think about it anymore, I want to commit suicide, do you have a knife?"
Elder Chi Lian gasped!
As soon as he stretched out his long arms, he howled forward: "Master! Master! Can I do something else? Don't worry, I will do it no matter how hard or tired..."
Yan Sisi: "..."
****
after three hours;
In the peach forest that has regained its tranquility, the afternoon sun casts a layer of golden afterglow. At a glance, the interweaving of blue and gold fully shows the beauty of this midsummer.
It's just a pity that this kind of tranquility didn't last long. About half an hour later, a frantic and urgent sound of horseshoes came from the front, and in a moment, at the end of the lush path, six or seven figures on horses appeared. came running wildly.
Who is that?
Seeing this scene, the children who were grazing under the peach trees showed uneasiness and panic on their faces.Turning around, he was just about to drive home with his own cattle.
But at this moment, in front of him, a man and a horse appeared in front of him in just a second, like gods descending from the sky.
"My lord, there is a shepherd boy here."
His voice was like the spring breeze blowing willows, and his eyebrows and eyes were as warm as the water of the lake next to the peach forest.
Only then did the shepherd boy realize that the man in Tsing Yi who appeared in front of him was actually a very good-looking big brother.
The voice fell, and there were several horseshoes in his ears. The shepherd boy turned his head slightly, looking for his reputation, but was surprised to find that behind the man in Tsing Yi, another man in purple, who was three points more handsome than the man in Tsing Yi, was facing towards him. Walked over by himself.
It's just that the man in purple doesn't have the kindness of the man in Tsing Yi at all. Compared with the man in Tsing Yi, there is a bit more evil and surly in his eyebrows and eyes. At first glance, it seems that these two people are two flowers blooming at extremes , one flower is like a magnolia with stars holding the moon, and the other is like a poppy that avoids snakes and scorpions.
"It should be a child from a nearby farm. Go and ask him, see if you find anything?" Seeing the shepherd boy, the purple-clothed man glanced at him lightly, then rested on his hands.
When the shepherd boy saw it, he felt that the gaze was like a knife. He was so frightened that he immediately hid the golden bead he picked up not long ago behind his back.
The man in Tsing Yi didn't notice this, and when he heard the man in purple's order, he immediately got off his horse and walked in front of him: "Little brother, have you seen anyone here?"
The voice was touching like jewels, and in the deliberately lowered tone, there was a kind of care and tenderness for children.
So the shepherd boy shook his head boldly: "No."
(End of this chapter)
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