Chapter 28 Literary Youth
"Young artists will stand up when the old... Master calls him by name to answer a question, first slowly spit out the word 'oh', and then under the expectant gaze of the master, ask childishly: 'Master, what are you asking? ’ Or pretend to be mature and say: ‘This question is actually very simple.’” I looked at Long Yinhuang’s expressionless face and sighed inwardly. What are you doing?He doesn't understand, he and she are not in the same world at all! ! !But when I think of the "Old Master" in what I said just now, even though it was made up, I really want to laugh. Sure enough, I will have this kind of sequelae after reading too many comics.

Lu Mengmeng tried her best to hold back her smile, and then continued: "Young criminals will pretend to be serious and say: 'Master, I just saw your mommy...er...mother came to see you in a UFO I'm telling you to go home early for dinner.' Or... um..."

Lu Mengmeng couldn't continue talking at all, looking at Long Xuanhuang's face that clearly didn't understand, but trying to make her own face, it made her feel sad.

"If you don't understand, only your mother can understand, so I won't talk about it!" Lu Mengmeng gestured and waved her hand.

She is just playing the piano to the cow, what else is she talking about?
Others say that there are three kinds of people in this world: men, women, and female doctors.

It's just to satirize the difficulty of communicating with female doctors.

Lu Mengmeng really wants to divide the world into three types of people: ancient people, modern people, and future people.

In this way, there is no irony anymore. People in every era are not easy to communicate with each other, so it is better to go home and have sex!

"Don't, don't!" Long Yinhuang pulled Lu Mengmeng into her arms, enjoying the beauty's fragrance, Long Xuanhuang was suddenly in a good mood, touched Lu Mengmeng's little face and said: "Woman , you speak, even if I don’t understand, I must listen, I can understand if I don’t understand. I know this is the language of your hometown, right? After listening to your mother, you are from her hometown. If you don’t understand I can ask the queen mother, really..."

Long Yinhuang spoke very resolutely.

Lu Mengmeng thought about it, and finally made a very difficult decision that she was unwilling to make.

"Forget it, just ask me if you don't understand in the future, don't bother your queen mother!" Lu Mengmeng said with some annoyance.

One sentence made Long Duanhuang and Longyan happy.

The influence of women is really big enough! ! !

"That's good, you said it!" Long Yinhuang hugged Lu Mengmeng tightly, for fear that she would regret it.

"Sure, I said it." Lu Mengmeng didn't know why, she obviously didn't look very serious and dignified, and then she looked like a good man who had the feeling of being king, why did she always feel that he was trying to curry favor with her when he met her? Woolen cloth?
Is it an illusion...or...an illusion?
Or... is it... hallucination?
Yes, hallucinations, the most likely thing is hallucinations + hallucinations = erotic dreams.

She...she...she Lu Mengmeng can actually have erotic dreams! ! !
In an instant, two pink clouds appeared on Lu Mengmeng's face, flickering, about to appear...

Long Yinhuang smiled and poked Lu Mengmeng's face with her slender fingers: "Woman, you are shy. In this case, it's better to do something that I didn't seriously enjoy that night. Anyway, I don't mind..."

Lu Mengmeng, who was in a state of mind wandering, "accidentally" heard Long Yinhuang's words, slipped away, and dropped three powerful words: "I mind!!!"

Long Yinhuang looked at Lu Mengmeng's fleeing figure who looked like "a mouse met a cat", and smiled softly.

His woman has such a personality!
(End of this chapter)

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