Black-bellied baby: mother, father is chasing

Chapter 56
Lu Mengmeng really admires her ingenuity now.However, it is impossible to establish some kind of "Shenbao", right?That's a copyright infringement.Gossip entertainment is king!

"Lonely dwarf??? The fishy boat??? What kind of mess is this?" Long Yinhuang asked back.Are these strange things from their place?

Lu Mengmeng glared at Long Yinhuang angrily, showing her irritable temper to the fullest: "What's the mess? If you don't know, don't talk nonsense. If you talk nonsense again, I will get angry."

Long Yinhuang didn't think so, he just liked her temper and personality!
"Okay, okay, I won't say anything, you can do whatever you want? But don't overdo it, remember, you are the queen."

Lu Mengmeng nodded and replied, "Yes! Yes! Yes!"

Then, as if suddenly remembering something, he hastily added another sentence: "I am contributing to your country. Einstein once said, 'The value of a person should be based on what he contributes, not what he contributes. What did he achieve.' I feel that the value of my life will be reflected!"

Long Yinhuang pinched Lu Mengmeng's small nose, and said helplessly: "You, you, don't keep mentioning Einstein. You even remember his words clearly. Why are my words left-handed? What goes in the ear and out the right ear?"

Lu Mengmeng stuck out her tongue.

Where can it compare?It was because she admired Einstein that she remembered his words clearly.And him?Is it a celebrity?
Um... ok.Maybe a celebrity in this day and age, but certainly no Einstein bull either.

"People worship Einstein!" Lu Mengmeng acted coquettishly like a little girl, her cherry lips slightly curled up, extremely cute.

As soon as she finished speaking, Lu Mengmeng felt a strong aura blowing towards her face.

"Worship him?" Long Xuanhuang frowned, with a look of disdain, "Worshiping him is not as good as worshiping the emperor."

Lu Mengmeng immediately felt that this sentence was explosive.

I have seen narcissism, but I have never seen narcissism to this extent.

"Report—" A strong and powerful cry came from outside the palace.

Long Yinhuang frowned tightly, with dissatisfaction on her face.

How can you keep up with these trivial matters in your own queen's palace?
"What's so important? How dare you interrupt me when I'm talking with my empress. If there's nothing important, you'll be executed!" The last two words were so strong that the people outside trembled.

Talk about something?Lu Mengmeng smiled.Are you talking about the boudoir?Still cutting it!She didn't know how frightened the people outside were. Although it didn't take long, she probably knew his personality, and she wouldn't behead someone for such a trivial matter, and he wasn't a tyrant.If it was a tyrant, she would definitely not follow him!
"Report to the mute emperor, there are foreign envoys asking to see him."

"Oh? Foreign envoys?" Long Yinhuang seemed to be a little interested, as soon as he ascended the throne, foreign envoys asked to see him.What... is it on your mind?

Long Xuanhuang licked his lips, evoking a wicked smile.

"Fanbang messenger? What's his name?" Lu Mengmeng asked casually.

The people outside heard the voice of the queen of their own country, and hesitated.

It stands to reason that the queen cannot interfere in state affairs, what's more, she doesn't even have the right to know.

To say... or not to say...?
The Silent Emperor is right next to him, if he said it, and it was contrary to his intention, then he would have no possibility of being promoted to a noble; and if he didn't say it... It is said that the Silent Emperor loved the Empress very much, and even deliberately dismissed her for her The harem, if you don't say it, then you will die?

"Aren't you going to say it?" Lu Mengmeng was a little annoyed, but with just three words, she really looked like a queen.

Could it be that he fell asleep and lost his majesty?please do not!

"Let's talk." Long Yinhuang also knows that the country has regulations, and the queen has no right to know political affairs, but he just wants to spoil her, let alone just let her hear who the foreigner is, so what's the matter?There is no interference in their own handling of state affairs.Even so, he might... be willing to praise her as a "disaster for the country, enchantress".

No reason, because she deserves it.

Hearing that the silent phoenix had let him speak, he breathed a sigh of relief, and the heavy stone in his heart fell to the ground.

In the palace, one has to be cautious when speaking, who would make a companion like a tiger?
"To the Empress, the name of the foreign envoy is: Albert Einstein."

"Oh." Before Lu Mengmeng could react, she responded.

After waiting for a few seconds, Lu Mengmeng suddenly got enough carrots like a rabbit who had been hungry for several days. She jumped three feet high with joy, and shouted loudly and without image: "Einstein? Einstein Is that Einstein?"

Which Einstein could Einstein be?
Isn't it Einstein, the foreign messenger?
Will there still be a group of people called Einstein?
Long Yinhuang always felt a little unhappy in her heart. Every time this person was mentioned, her baby was always so excited that she lost her mind like a cute little doll that was just a treasure, jumping and jumping. The innocent and cheerful side is fully displayed.

What should he do with this?Well, I have to discipline this disobedient baby myself.

"Calm down." Long Xuanhuang still couldn't bear to look at this face that was so excited that she was smiling.

His discipline?

It seems that he will only be disciplined by her in his life, so how else can he discipline her?

If he doesn't see her for a few days, he will probably chant "May you pick more, this thing is the most lovesick." Or "I keep cutting, the reason is still chaotic, it's the sorrow of parting. Don't just feel the ordinary feeling in my heart." Of course, Such good poems were all heard from the queen mother.

So talented, but why isn't he from his own world?If so, you can use it for yourself.Wouldn't it be fun?
She is a girl from another world, different from the girls in this society. She "doesn't leave the door, and doesn't walk in the door" all day long. She is a little girl from a good family every day. Just look at her like that. she is gone.

If one day, she looks like a girl with yellow flowers and talks to him in that soft voice, maybe he will really suspect that someone is pretending to be her!

With her temperament, as long as she said, "I only wish that the king's heart is like mine, and I will live up to my love", he would dance happily.This request is really not too high, but for her... Hey, it's a little difficult to achieve, right?How could he fall in love with such a heartless aunt?

Long Yinhuang sighed, and went to change into formal attire. After changing, Lu Mengmeng also changed. The shoes look solemn with a touch of cuteness, and cuteness with a touch of stability, they are really perfect.

There was a smile on Lu Mengmeng's face, and he did not forget to ask Long Xuanhuang to ask for that guard, not to punish him for his "disrespect" behavior to her just now, but because he thought this guard was a tactful but Those who are loyal must be cultivated well, and they may become their right-hand men in the future.

Want a guard?Long Yinhuang felt a little unhappy.He was very curious what she wanted to do with that guard?Is it a prank?But looking at the serious look on her face, it doesn't look like that.

"Don't you give it?" Lu Mengmeng pouted her mouth, her brows were furrowed, and she looked at Long Yinhuang with some displeasure, "You're so stingy, you don't even give me a guard. It seems that being your queen is not good , I want to take my baby out of here."

It would be very easy for her to leave here, of course, she has martial arts, and her baby's martial arts should not be underestimated, so this sentence scared Long Yinhuang so much.

His wife ran away with her son?
This kind of shame, he didn't want to try it lightly, and it was still for such a small matter.

Besides, he loves her so much that he is willing to pluck the stars and moons from the sky for her.

"I didn't say no, it's just..." Long Yinhuang hesitated to speak.

"Just what?" Lu Mengmeng looked at Long Xuanhuang with pure eyes like a five-year-old child who wanted to get an answer.

"It's just... you have to tell me what will happen to him? Don't kill him!" As far as he can tell, killing people is a special right for him, and he also has the right to give her this right, but he doesn't want to let Her hands were stained with blood, and she didn't want people's lives to become a stain in her life.

killed?Lu Mengmeng chuckled lightly, but had an evil idea.

"Kill him? How is it possible?" Lu Mengmeng raised her beautiful eyes and smiled triumphantly, "I'll just skin him at most." Skinning is one of the ten cool methods of the Manchu Qing Dynasty, and its cruelty It can be creepy to watch.

peeling?Long Yinhuang was not frightened, but he really wanted to know who taught his baby such a terrifying criminal law.

Seeing that Long Yinhuang was not moved by it at all, Lu Mengmeng became a little anxious, and began to explain the specific process of peeling: "When peeling, the knife is cut from the spine, and the back skin is divided into two halves with one knife, and the skin is slowly separated with the knife. Tear apart the muscles like a butterfly spreading its wings. Or, the method is to bury the person in the soil, with only one head exposed, cut a cross with a knife on the top of the head, pull the scalp away, and pour mercury into it. Because The specific gravity of mercury is very heavy, and it will pull the muscles and skin apart. People buried in the soil will writhe in pain and cannot break free. Finally, the body will crawl out "naked" from the top of the head, leaving only a piece of paper. The skin remains in the soil..."

As she was talking, Lu Mengmeng felt like she was telling a ghost story. Although it was not midnight, she still felt a gloomy and cold atmosphere.

"That's right, but I'd really like to know what this mercury is, it's so miraculous." Long Yinhuang smiled, showing no trace of fear on her face, which made Lu Mengmeng a little disappointed.

Long Yinhuang knew that no matter how impulsive his queen was, she would never do such a thing, and it was just for fun, so she didn't care at all.

(End of this chapter)