The first god is in the city

Chapter 168 Eat My Car Fart
"Head!"

"Which one?" Chen Tianhao's mind suddenly took a sharp turn, he felt that the problem was not simple!
"It will be all right."

really!

"Haha, it's a good thing I'm witty. I asked one more question, otherwise it would be embarrassing to put on my head stupidly. An IQ of 120 is really not covered! You are very naughty!" Chen Tianhao silently thought for himself in his heart. Ingenuity got a bunch of likes.

"Oh, the host is getting smarter and smarter, and it will be even more difficult to cheat the host in the future!" The system sighed.

"Haha, it's hard to go to the blue sky! The car god's pants, show me!"

As soon as the words fell, a transparent top of briefs appeared in Chen Tianhao's crotch.

The trousers are exquisite and transparent, soft and comfortable, neither too big nor too small, just right.

"Haha, I just haven't washed it for eight days! It feels a little sticky, and I can finally change the bottom of my pants!"

"I'm going, I'm so embarrassed to say it, are you planning to grow mushrooms?"

"What the hell, I produce and eat it myself, so I don't need to go to the market, hahaha..."

However, just when Chen Tianhao was excited, a strange smell rushed into Chen Tianhao's nostrils, and he almost fainted!
"Damn, this smell is heavier than mine, what's the matter? Someone else just wore it?" Chen Tianhao was inexplicably surprised.

"Um... I wore it, and I haven't taken it off for eighty days." The system said, "That's why I just said it was a dirty deal."

"I'm going, how dare you say it, but it doesn't matter, what's yours is mine, what's mine is yours, you and I are like brothers, brothers wear the same trousers to look inseparable, that, if I guessed right If so, such a high-tech thing should be recoverable, right?"

Fuck it, eighty days, will it hurt your eggs if you wear it?
Too dangerous, or hygiene first!
"The host is really smart, that's right, as long as the host moves his mind, he can restore the factory settings!"

"Haha, I knew it, so here comes the question, why don't you recover and give it to me?"

"Because, in one word, lazy!"

"I'm going, I don't even bother to move my thoughts, you are also in the late stage of lazy cancer! I don't even bother to talk about you!"

As Chen Tianhao spoke, he moved his mind, and the smell disappeared immediately, and a little bit of luster was emitted from the bottom of his trousers, like the Big Dipper in the vast universe!
"Put it on!"

With one command, the trousers are put on immediately without hands. After a second, they are gradually embedded and finally covered on the original trousers, and the original trousers are dissolved immediately!
An unexplained coolness, softness, and comfort quickly spread and swept the whole body.

All kinds of god-level car skills come into mind instantly, and the speed is extremely fast, just like fast charging.

Great, great, I feel like I am already the God of Qiuming Mountain Rider!
"Hey, shit, why does it feel so hot, it seems like it's about to grow again." Chen Tianhao wondered.

The system said: "Because the pants are too strong and the position is too good, it will increase the length of the penis while improving the host's driving skills, and help the host to become the number one penis in the universe to a certain extent! But this is not the main thing, it is a side effect!"

"I'll go, kill two birds with one stone, amazing, amazing! No wonder you want to wear it, you waste!"

"Same wave!"

"Acceptance!"

At this time, the two whistlers just now came to Chen Tianhao's sides, and the two slowed down!

Fuck, there is a long-legged beauty with a big chest in every car, tsk tsk tsk, she is fair and beautiful, worth a look!
But what do these two want to do?
"Hey, brother, Ferrari, why does it drive like Wuling Hongguang? It's not as good as my BMW. If it doesn't work, drive it for me. As an old driver, I can teach you god-level car skills as compensation!"

A pigtail sneered.

"Yeah, the car was driving like a snail, and I didn't even dare to overtake. I saw that my brother didn't have it, so I went up to [-]! Swoosh...hahaha..."

Another crewhead in a Mercedes sneered.

The two beauties also had mocking expressions on their faces.

Liang Zhenzhen, who followed behind, immediately showed displeasure after hearing the sarcastic remarks of those two people:

"Aren't you free? Does it matter how fast people drive? Does it matter?! Ah?"

Hearing this, the little pigtail immediately slowed down again, and slowly came to Liang Zhenzhen's car, only to see him licking his lips in a foolish way, looking at Liang Zhenzhen and saying: "Oh, isn't she good looking, get in brother's car, Brother let you feel the speed!"

"Bah!" Liang Zhenzhen spat and said angrily, "The car drives really well!"

"It's really amazing." Little Braid smirked, "Girls like men who drive well! So satisfying! Hahaha..."

"Shameless!" Liang Zhenzhen rolled his eyes, wanted to drive faster, but didn't dare to stay away from that trash.

"Two chickens, eat my fart!"

Chen Tianhao smiled and stomped his feet, and the Ferrari flew out like an arrow from the string!

Little braid and Pingtou were taken aback!
Fuck, this guy is stimulated!
Hahaha………

Sure enough, he couldn't stand molesting his girlfriend!

This is looking for abuse!
"Go! Do it ah ah ah ah!"

The little pigtail yelled, spitting flying across the sky, stepped on the gas pedal, and chased after him like crazy, and the flat head also rushed up.

To gain momentum, the two beauties immediately took off their short sleeves, waved them wildly in their hands, and acted as cheerleaders: "Bump him, bump him, oh..."

The braids and flat hair are arranged on the left and right, ready to clamp Chen Tianhao!

"Clamp it, clamp it!" the pigtail laughed loudly, "hit him, hahaha..."

"Hee hee... I'm catching up soon, my husband, come on~" the little braided horse jumped while shouting, the waves were turbulent, and he was so carried away that he seemed to be suffering from epilepsy.

Chen Tianhao smiled, and stepped on it again!
Whoosh!
Ferrari flashes in seconds!
Immediately, a puff of car fart filled the two cars behind!
Hmph, the corners of Chen Tianhao's lips are raised, it's you guys who are playing!

I'm playing you to death!

As soon as he was about to catch up, he ran away, Xiao Zhuang and others felt like cooked ducks flew away!

"Damn! This guy dared to go up to more than two hundred and five, do it!"

The little pigtail cursed, stepped on the gas pedal, desperately chased after him, even the crew cut, the speed was about the same as that of the little pigtail, and they both hit [-]!
Immediately, the car is a little floating!

The two beauties felt that they would be blown away standing up, so they quickly sat down!

"What are you afraid of? Stand up for me and keep shouting!" The little braid saw that the two women were so frightened that the aunt was about to come, and immediately became upset.

The beautiful woman next to him showed embarrassment: "No, Young Master Zhou, it's too dangerous, slow down."

"Slow down, I'm a car god of Zhonghai, and my driving skills are first-class. Stand up for me, do you want to be wheeled by Erha at night!"

Hearing this, the beauty frowned: "Young Master Zhou, that's a bit too much for you to talk like that!"

"Excessive? Hahaha... If you talk nonsense, I will let you eat dung!" The braid laughed.

"You, I want to get off the car, stop, I want to get off the car!" The beauty was so angry that her mouth was pouted like a dick's butt.

　Had a headache last night...don't ask me which!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)