The first god is in the city

Chapter 36 The Crappy System

"Damn it, the host has a heavy taste!"

"...Day, a wretched system, even an upright host doesn't know what you're talking about."

"Pretend, keep pretending, I don't believe you don't know."

"Of course I don't know. My nickname is Honest and Reliable Young Lord, I never lie."

"Mr. Xiaolang, just go for the waves, one day the waves will wash you away and a group of sharks will swim past, it's so sour, tsk tsk tsk..."

"Why do you swim here? Give me fish therapy? Hahahaha..."

"The host is a little crazy!"

"It's not your fault. I used to be very humble. When people praised me for being handsome, I would blush. Now it's no longer possible. Even if you say that I am the most handsome person in the world, I don't change my expression or my heartbeat."

"Isn't that dead?"

"It's just an analogy. Have you ever been to school? Do you know what an analogy is?"

"I haven't been on it but I have played Fangfang. That guy just needs a beating. He puts on a crew cut and pretends in front of me all day long, making himself a Yagami."

"Hey, hey, it's messed up, Iori Temple belongs to the King of Fighters."

"Every boxer in the world is a family!"

"It seems to have a little bit of meaning."

"Hey, it's fine if you agree, can you not add a few words!"

"Why, did you poke your heart?"

"Go away, my dignified system, I don't need that thing!"

"It's so pitiful. As a system, you will never be able to experience the joy of reproduction. I feel really sad for you!"

"Haha, host, you are too naive, as a system, I am androgynous!"

"I'm going, I really envy you, I don't need to chase after girls, I don't need to marry a wife, I don't need to pay gifts, I don't need to buy a house, I don't need to consider women's feelings, I'm going, I envy you for the first time in my life!"

"Be envious, be jealous, can't you too?"

"Don't be funny, how can I be as coquettish as you?"

"Don't you use your hands a lot?"

"...you spy on me!"

"Obviously looking at it openly!"

"Shameless! Wretched! Shameless!"

"Manly man, if you can do it, you won't be afraid of others knowing!"

"If you know it, you can know it, and you can watch it, but you didn't pay for it. There is no free lunch in the world, and there is no free LU movie~"

"Is it too little for you? It's hundreds of millions!"

"It sounds a little weird!"

"That's right, it feels weird, yes, that's what I mean, the host's mind is really full of eroticism, beast!"

"Hey, you are on the body of a beast, aren't you a beast among beasts?"

"It seems that there is some truth in it!"

"Hey, if you agree, you agree. Can you not add a few words? I graduated from college!"

"Pfft, are you trying to laugh at me for inheriting my ant money? I'm ashamed to talk about college, don't be so funny, okay?"

"Why is junior college not a university? You are discriminatory. As a system of outstanding people, how can you be so devoid of positive energy? I am seriously disappointed in you!"

"That's what it is. Junior colleges are all rubbish universities that can't pass the undergraduate degree. Those rubbish are all scumbags, and they usually have sex except sex."

"What the hell is Kakaka?"

"Swipe your card to get on the plane!"

"You're cheating! But there seems to be some truth in what you said. Indeed, my high school is like this, but isn't it the same for current undergraduates?"

"This is a high-level scientific question that involves when to do things! Can you smoke in high school? You can smoke casually in college, and it becomes a daily necessity when you go to work. If you don't know how to smoke, you won't be able to get promoted! It’s about when to do things, and if you’re early or late, you could be a freak in people’s eyes!”

"You mean that undergraduates must be better than junior colleges?"

"Nonsense, of course, in my eyes, undergraduates are college students, and you are all counterfeit! Of course, if you insist on saying that counterfeit mobile phones are also mobile phones, then I have nothing to say and despise you, because your level is too high." low!"

"Then why do I, a junior college student, get the awesome system that even undergraduates can't get? Could it be that undergraduates are not as good as me? Please ask the representatives of the opposite side to answer the positive questions."

"Affirmative, I think this is a low-probability event. It can't decide the general direction. Just because you are ugly doesn't mean everyone is ugly!"

"I'm ugly?"

"You are ugly!"

"I'm Nima, I'm a super handsome guy, are you blind?"

"Please list the evidence!"

"Grooving, my girlfriend isn't my ex-girlfriend, Wang Qian, isn't she pretty?"

"Well, not bad, regardless of character, I like it!"

"It's good to admit it. We are talking about appearance. He is so beautiful. Can his boyfriend be bad?"

"That's a flower stuck in cow dung!"

"..."

"Please continue to list the evidence, no more?"

"Yes! When I go out, many girls look at me."

"That's an illusion. Personal illusions cannot be used as evidence, and the court will not accept it."

"Many people praise me for being handsome!"

"Who, tell him to come here, he must be someone who doesn't know you."

"Why do people call me handsome when I don't know you?"

"This is called a sincere compliment. Everyone who knows you is a white lie."

"Okay, I'm ugly, I'm ugly!"

"Congratulations, you have finally found your position accurately!"

"let's break up!"

"Really?"

"fake!"

"I knew you hated me!"

"threw up!"

Chen Tianhao looked at his phone, and was stunned: "I'm going, I chatted with you for 10 minutes without knowing it, and you are actually wasting my time on purpose, system, you actually want to trick me! I trust you so much! "

"The host is wasting my time, I was going to sleep."

"Sleep, sleep you to death, pig head!"

After Chen Tianhao finished speaking, the phone rang. It was Jiang Ziqi's call.

"Mr. Chen, have you seen the news?"

Jiang Ziqi was very anxious.

"Look, it's sudden, unbelievable, and I can't look directly!"

"Me too. I really didn't expect Director Jiang to be such a person. I had always admired him before, alas!"

"It's not too late to change fans. Some people seem to be righteous on the surface, but they are actually evil."

"Yeah, people's hearts are really unpredictable! Then, why don't we stop filming?"

"Shoot! A director's downfall only affects himself, and the film market is still as bright as ever!"

"Then what shall we do next?"

"wait for my call!"

"Ok!"

After hanging up the phone, Chen Tianhao decided to take a shit because it felt like it was coming!
So, he took a roll of paper and walked into the bathroom, opened the toilet lid, lifted the mat, and squatted on it.

Soon, a pillar fell into the water like a green snake!
Yesterday was gruel!Today is fried dough sticks!
Life is like shit, you never know what shape it will take next time.

　Your body fluid is like dream blue, you will feel dizzy after drinking it!

　　——Holding the world

　　
　
(End of this chapter)