The first god is in the city

Chapter 416 Must Win

In the first game, I lost.

In the second game, I lost.

In the third game, I lost.

Three wins in five rounds, MW lost three games in a row!

There is no suspense at all!

And she was abused to pieces!Terrible!
In the first game, 25 kills were better than six kills.

In the second round, nineteen kills were better than nine kills.

In the third game, 23 kills were better than ten kills.

After watching this uninspiring match, Chen Tianhao knew the gap between Ming Wanli's team and the South Korean team.

Simply a world of difference!
No wonder it never won a championship!
I really don't know what Ming Wanli is doing!
Don't try to do something other than women.

should be!
"Tongtong, I am a majestic hero. The team under me must not be the second in the millennium. It must win the championship. Do you think what I said makes sense?" Chen Tianhao began to fool the system.

"Indeed, as the number one hero in history, the team under him must be No.1, otherwise he will lose face." The system replied.

"You can think so, I'm so happy, it really deserves to be the number one Shenhao system in history!"

"Of course, this system only cares about the number one. The runner-up and third place are all out of the question."

"However, this two-game team lost [-]-[-] to others. It's only three games. If it's five games, it must be [-]-[-]. I don't think there is any way to save the team by myself. I can only ask the system to help me out, everything, you can’t just be a spectator, my face is your face, you and I are a whole, you have me, I have you, you have entered me, I tolerate you , you and I are grasshoppers on the same rope, brother is in trouble now, shouldn't you help me?"

"Want to advance skills again?"

"I know you are disgusted, and I also know that your advance payment is limited, but for the sake of you and me, make an exception once! The face is big, and the exception is small. If it is broken, it can be repaired. If the face is gone, you will live in the next life." I'm aggrieved."

"Can it be repaired if it's broken? Host, you're so dirty!"

"Total, I admit, I did it on purpose, but I just want to cater to your taste, don't you like it? Alas, asking for help is bound to flatter you. How about it? Is this flattering comfortable? "

"I'm going, are the hosts so direct these days? I'm shocked! Can't you be more tactful and reserved? Why do you have to be so direct? It's disgusting."

"Be tactful, I'm going to lose my face and still be tactful, and I'll lose the bowl if I try to be tactful!"

"Why are you throwing bowls?"

"Hunger strike."

"Why are you on a hunger strike?"

"Suicide."

"Suicide? Are you willing? You are now a rich man worth tens of billions."

"You're wrong. The richer people are, the less they care about money, the more they care about face. Money exists for face. Without face, I will be ridiculed for living with so much money. I might as well be a poor man."

"When it comes to the point, ah, living is a matter of face! Not only humans, but all creatures are like that. If a tree wants to go straight into the sky, you will know how much face it has."

"That's right, look at those flowers, one blooms more colorfully than the other, and they open their faces to lure the bees to kiss them, it's true!"

"Yeah, there's no way, who told everyone to live on the same planet? If you occupy a planet with nothing, you won't think so much, eat and sleep all day long, and sleep when you're full. , Sleep after masturbating, continue masturbating after sleeping, inside and outside the house, in the river, in the sea, cry wherever you want, don’t need to consider anyone’s feelings, take off your pants if you want to shit, open your mouth if you want to eat shit..."

"Hey, the last sentence is too much, I'm a human being, not a dog."

"I'm just making an analogy, don't take it seriously."

"You can pull it off. I think your father and I went to the bathhouse to take a bath. I was embarrassed when your father took off his clothes. Your father got anxious and said, Tianhao, take it off quickly. I said, no, old man , we haven't entered yet."

"Just take it off outside? Just take it off at the door, you guys are really talented, okay, don't talk about it. Where did I get my father? I was born with the essence of the universe."

"I'm just assuming."

"Okay, let's set it up."

"I just love chatting with your dad. Your dad is a man of status, from the Qing Dynasty. Satisfaction! In the flag!"

"Oh, is it?"

"Yes, the one who urinates the yellow flag!"

"Don't think I don't know about the Qing Dynasty on your earth, that's called XHQ."

"You smell sweet."

"Day, still pee."

"Your father's surname is different from other people's. The emperor's surname is Aixinjueluo, and your father's surname is Yehenala."

"Oh, it's really different."

"Of course, you have a status, but then it didn't work. The last emperor abdicated and changed his surname to Han. Aixinjueluo changed his surname to Jin, and Yehenala's surname should be La, so your family is Lao La's. "

"Lao Lajia?"

"Yes, although your family has changed their surname, there are still other places that are different from ordinary people."

"what?"

"Ancestral property! There is an ancestral property on Qianmen Street outside Qianmen. It is an alley called Pimp Alley."

"Is there this alley?"

"Of course there is. Everyone knows that Lao La's house in the old Yanjing pimp alley."

"Is that the one that specializes in pimping?"

"I didn't ask you about your work."

"Who said it worked!"

"Laola, I'm very envious."

"You like that job too?"

"No, I like to collect. There are many cultural relics in Lao La's house."

"is it?"

"Well, there is amber, which is the thing formed after the rosin dripped on the insects and passed through N."

“Very valuable!”

"Of course, they are bugs, but your house is a red-crowned crane."

"I'm going, silly bird, what a big grease, it won't run away after dripping!"

"That's why it's precious. I doubt that that crane is your ancestor."

"Your ancestors were birds!"

"My family's ancestor is a monkey! Oh, your family is so rich, I envy you, there are other things besides amber. Your father brought the bowl at home and told me, brother..."

"Wait, my dad calls you brother?"

"Are you still human when you say that?"

"That's it."

"Your dad is saying ouch, Tianhao, look at my bowl, is it time to wash it? Last time I finished washing it and almost fell it on the stairs. This time, tell me where I should put it. It's just a paragraph , you have become a brother."

"I'll go, my ear is a bit redundant, cut it off and go to the bar."

"I'm tired of eating pig ears, and I want to change some vegetables recently."

"I want to eat monkey ears."

"It's not suitable. After all, it's still that bowl. You bought him for 80!"

"80 for a bowl?"

"Of course, for the face of the rich."

"Makes sense."

"He showed me the bottom of the bowl. When I saw it, there were a few large characters in gilt script, in italics!"

"I'll go, it must be written by the awesome calligraphy."

"That's right, very elegant, like Wang Xizhi."

"What did you write?"

"Specially for induction cooker."

(End of this chapter)