Six Realms Office
Chapter 28 Tiger...Rhubarb?
Chapter 28 Tiger rhubarb?
"You're... aren't you tall? (Aww?)"
"Tall, do you mean human?"
Chen Yuan tapped his finger, and a data panel appeared in the void.
"Human beings, yes, human beings."
The tiger straightened up suddenly, and sat on the ground very humanely.
"I rely on!"
Chen Yuan was stunned for a moment, and then said to the system: "This [listening to the voice of all things] ability can also make the tiger evolve?"
"DiDi. Host analysis error, this is a 'psychic' tiger."
"Isn't psychic spirit becoming a spirit?"
There was something wrong with Chen Yuan's eyes looking at the tiger. The Siberian tiger bared its teeth and roared softly: "I'm not yet complete. Well, in human terms, it's evolution or becoming a spirit."
"I heard from those humans that they seem to be able to speak human words when they become spirits. I have been in DXAL for so many years, but I have not been able to speak human words."
"Oh, I see. It's a slightly smarter tiger, but it's still far from becoming a spirit."
Chen Yuan complained, the tiger grunted twice, and then said: "You haven't said, who are you?"
"Can you understand me, what kind of Fengshui master are you?"
"What's the mess, Mr. Feng Shui? What are you talking about? It has half a dime to do with understanding animal language?"
Chen Yuan rolled his eyes, and said, "I'm the Six Realms Office here, which handles all kinds of affairs, and also sells some black technology, pills, miscellaneous items and so on."
"I accepted your commission, do you want to return to nature?"
The Siberian tiger didn't understand a word of what Chen Yuan said, and the whole tiger's face was in a state of bewilderment, and it looked a little cute.
But it understands the last sentence, which is to return to nature.
"Yes, yes! I want to go back!"
The Siberian Tiger kept nodding. As an immature guy, his brain circuits were extremely simple, and he never considered what to do if this was a trap.
"Subject confirmation, does the host accept the entrustment?"
Chen Yuan was taken aback for a moment, and then a kind of emotion came to him, God, this is the fastest order since he accepted the commission.
Animals are easy to talk, much more straightforward than humans.
"Your family is in DXAL so say you turned out to be wild."
The Siberian Tiger nodded, and then asked with surprise: "How do you know that my family belongs to DXAL?"
Chen Yuan was speechless: "Didn't you just say that?"
"Oh right, I don't remember."
The Siberian tiger looked cute and scratched its head in embarrassment.
Chen Yuan sighed, based on his memory, it seems that this family is still a long way from becoming a master.
"You are wild, that is to say, the Lanyang City Zoo captured you and locked you in?"
"That's right. Back in the winter, I wanted to get some black skin and long horns, but if it didn't work, a big dog would do, anyway, it's meat."
"What? Black skin? Long horns? Big dog?"
Chen Yuan complained: "You bastard, this is talking about wild boars, black deer and wolves!"
"Oh, so that's what you call those guys."
The Siberian tiger raised its furry paw, and suddenly said: "So, I have never had a name!"
"Why don't you call it Rhubarb!"
"You die for me."
Chen Yuan sighed, I really didn't see it just now, such a majestic tiger is actually a tease inside!
"Go on."
After all, it is a guest. Although the Siberian Tiger does not have this awareness, Chen Yuan still treats it as a "person" entrusted to him.
"Okay, where did you just talk about?"
"I remembered it, I remembered it."
The Siberian tiger roared twice, the voice seemed very dissatisfied, but Chen Yuan knew that this guy just cleared his throat, because in Chen Yuan's ears, the translation of these two roars was
"Cough cough. Grace hello."
"."
The Siberian Tiger said: "Later, I just found a target and caught a black skin, no, it was a wild boar, and then I felt as if I was hit by something on my buttocks, not to mention it hurt, there were more than one of them, my Both the foot and the neck were hit."
"Then I saw a few humans in heavy clothes appear, and after that... I woke up and went to the zoo."
Chen Yuan thought for a while. It seems that the law stipulates that without the permission of the state, it is not allowed to capture, hunt, kill or purchase national key protected animals in any form.
The Lanyang Zoo shouldn't be ignorant of the law, that is to say, the capture was approved by the above?
However, the Siberian tigers in zoos are generally injured, or are the offspring of previous tigers, and they grew up in the park since childhood. These are legal.
"System, tell me, if I find out that this zoo doesn't have a license, and then expose this matter, will I get extra rewards?"
"Didi. It depends."
Chen Yuan curled his lips, saying that it depends on the situation, that is, if the entrustment is involved, then it can be obtained, and vice versa.
"Actually, I could just put you back in DXAL, but it's bound to cause some trouble."
Chen Yuan rubbed his chin, of course he can take Feijian to DXAL now and leave this guy behind, the commission will be completed.
But in this way, the evaluation must be very low.
This time is the key to opening the big event commission, and it must be perfect.
"Then, I have to go to the Lanyang City Zoo first."
Three days later, in the center of Lanyang City.
A tiger's head hangs on the huge signboard, which is of course a cartoon version.
This is the private zoo in Lanyang City. Today is Saturday. Although it is already November, there are still a lot of tourists.
The Siberian Tiger looked at the crowd in the distance with a dazed expression.
"Why am I back again? (Aww?)"
As soon as it called, the crowd watching from a distance suddenly cheered up.A little girl was lying outside the iron fence, stretching her fingers happily.
"Mom, mom, the tiger is barking!"
"Well, the tiger should be hungry."
The Siberian tiger twitched its two little ears and said angrily, "You are hungry! (Roar!)"
"Look, mom, it's so hungry it's starting to growl. It's so pitiful, why don't you give it something to eat?"
The middle-aged woman also said: "Yingying, this is a wild animal park. All the animals live in a close to the original environment. The breeder hasn't come yet, so it's probably not time for feeding."
"So it's like this, mom, I'm hungry too, let's go eat barbecue."
"Okay, which restaurant does Yingying want to eat at?"
Siberian Tiger: "...can you stop talking, besides, I'm really hungry (oohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!)"
"Ah, mother, it's barking again."
Siberian tiger:"."
As a pure Siberian tiger, it feels that its stomach is calling out to itself!
"Goo~~"
"Ooooh (I'm hungry)"
(End of this chapter)
"You're... aren't you tall? (Aww?)"
"Tall, do you mean human?"
Chen Yuan tapped his finger, and a data panel appeared in the void.
"Human beings, yes, human beings."
The tiger straightened up suddenly, and sat on the ground very humanely.
"I rely on!"
Chen Yuan was stunned for a moment, and then said to the system: "This [listening to the voice of all things] ability can also make the tiger evolve?"
"DiDi. Host analysis error, this is a 'psychic' tiger."
"Isn't psychic spirit becoming a spirit?"
There was something wrong with Chen Yuan's eyes looking at the tiger. The Siberian tiger bared its teeth and roared softly: "I'm not yet complete. Well, in human terms, it's evolution or becoming a spirit."
"I heard from those humans that they seem to be able to speak human words when they become spirits. I have been in DXAL for so many years, but I have not been able to speak human words."
"Oh, I see. It's a slightly smarter tiger, but it's still far from becoming a spirit."
Chen Yuan complained, the tiger grunted twice, and then said: "You haven't said, who are you?"
"Can you understand me, what kind of Fengshui master are you?"
"What's the mess, Mr. Feng Shui? What are you talking about? It has half a dime to do with understanding animal language?"
Chen Yuan rolled his eyes, and said, "I'm the Six Realms Office here, which handles all kinds of affairs, and also sells some black technology, pills, miscellaneous items and so on."
"I accepted your commission, do you want to return to nature?"
The Siberian tiger didn't understand a word of what Chen Yuan said, and the whole tiger's face was in a state of bewilderment, and it looked a little cute.
But it understands the last sentence, which is to return to nature.
"Yes, yes! I want to go back!"
The Siberian Tiger kept nodding. As an immature guy, his brain circuits were extremely simple, and he never considered what to do if this was a trap.
"Subject confirmation, does the host accept the entrustment?"
Chen Yuan was taken aback for a moment, and then a kind of emotion came to him, God, this is the fastest order since he accepted the commission.
Animals are easy to talk, much more straightforward than humans.
"Your family is in DXAL so say you turned out to be wild."
The Siberian Tiger nodded, and then asked with surprise: "How do you know that my family belongs to DXAL?"
Chen Yuan was speechless: "Didn't you just say that?"
"Oh right, I don't remember."
The Siberian tiger looked cute and scratched its head in embarrassment.
Chen Yuan sighed, based on his memory, it seems that this family is still a long way from becoming a master.
"You are wild, that is to say, the Lanyang City Zoo captured you and locked you in?"
"That's right. Back in the winter, I wanted to get some black skin and long horns, but if it didn't work, a big dog would do, anyway, it's meat."
"What? Black skin? Long horns? Big dog?"
Chen Yuan complained: "You bastard, this is talking about wild boars, black deer and wolves!"
"Oh, so that's what you call those guys."
The Siberian tiger raised its furry paw, and suddenly said: "So, I have never had a name!"
"Why don't you call it Rhubarb!"
"You die for me."
Chen Yuan sighed, I really didn't see it just now, such a majestic tiger is actually a tease inside!
"Go on."
After all, it is a guest. Although the Siberian Tiger does not have this awareness, Chen Yuan still treats it as a "person" entrusted to him.
"Okay, where did you just talk about?"
"I remembered it, I remembered it."
The Siberian tiger roared twice, the voice seemed very dissatisfied, but Chen Yuan knew that this guy just cleared his throat, because in Chen Yuan's ears, the translation of these two roars was
"Cough cough. Grace hello."
"."
The Siberian Tiger said: "Later, I just found a target and caught a black skin, no, it was a wild boar, and then I felt as if I was hit by something on my buttocks, not to mention it hurt, there were more than one of them, my Both the foot and the neck were hit."
"Then I saw a few humans in heavy clothes appear, and after that... I woke up and went to the zoo."
Chen Yuan thought for a while. It seems that the law stipulates that without the permission of the state, it is not allowed to capture, hunt, kill or purchase national key protected animals in any form.
The Lanyang Zoo shouldn't be ignorant of the law, that is to say, the capture was approved by the above?
However, the Siberian tigers in zoos are generally injured, or are the offspring of previous tigers, and they grew up in the park since childhood. These are legal.
"System, tell me, if I find out that this zoo doesn't have a license, and then expose this matter, will I get extra rewards?"
"Didi. It depends."
Chen Yuan curled his lips, saying that it depends on the situation, that is, if the entrustment is involved, then it can be obtained, and vice versa.
"Actually, I could just put you back in DXAL, but it's bound to cause some trouble."
Chen Yuan rubbed his chin, of course he can take Feijian to DXAL now and leave this guy behind, the commission will be completed.
But in this way, the evaluation must be very low.
This time is the key to opening the big event commission, and it must be perfect.
"Then, I have to go to the Lanyang City Zoo first."
Three days later, in the center of Lanyang City.
A tiger's head hangs on the huge signboard, which is of course a cartoon version.
This is the private zoo in Lanyang City. Today is Saturday. Although it is already November, there are still a lot of tourists.
The Siberian Tiger looked at the crowd in the distance with a dazed expression.
"Why am I back again? (Aww?)"
As soon as it called, the crowd watching from a distance suddenly cheered up.A little girl was lying outside the iron fence, stretching her fingers happily.
"Mom, mom, the tiger is barking!"
"Well, the tiger should be hungry."
The Siberian tiger twitched its two little ears and said angrily, "You are hungry! (Roar!)"
"Look, mom, it's so hungry it's starting to growl. It's so pitiful, why don't you give it something to eat?"
The middle-aged woman also said: "Yingying, this is a wild animal park. All the animals live in a close to the original environment. The breeder hasn't come yet, so it's probably not time for feeding."
"So it's like this, mom, I'm hungry too, let's go eat barbecue."
"Okay, which restaurant does Yingying want to eat at?"
Siberian Tiger: "...can you stop talking, besides, I'm really hungry (oohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!)"
"Ah, mother, it's barking again."
Siberian tiger:"."
As a pure Siberian tiger, it feels that its stomach is calling out to itself!
"Goo~~"
"Ooooh (I'm hungry)"
(End of this chapter)
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