Six Realms Office

Chapter 361 The Daily Life of the Siberian Tiger!

The wild deer was caught by the big tiger, and suddenly jumped up in horror. It screamed crazily, kicked its hooves, and wanted to kick the Siberian tiger away.

"If you don't let go, don't let go! You're finally caught by me!"

The Siberian tiger laughed loudly, and its wide open mouth was extremely humane. If anyone saw it, they would be horrified and shouted that the tiger had become a spirit.

boom!
The huge tiger paw slapped the wild deer directly, and Rhubarb thought happily, this time it would take a lot of time to eat.

In fact, this wild deer is alone, without a herd, and seems to have been driven out.It often ran to the village at the foot of the mountain to eat crops. Last time, a child with a bigger fart ran up the mountain, but was almost eaten by wolves. If the rhubarb hadn't appeared, the child would have become a corpse.

As for humans, rhubarb certainly disdains eating it. The first point is that it doesn’t suit your appetite. The second point is that it feels that it has been with the gods for a while. At that time, it left in a daze. Of course, I chose to follow that fairy with a shameless face!

Every time Da Huang thinks about this matter, he wants to slap himself. What a great opportunity, but he missed it because of his playfulness.

But life is going well now.Since the last time the child discovered that the tiger, Rhubarb, could communicate, he inadvertently revealed the behavior of this deer. As a model in the animal world, Rhubarb felt that this was an excellent opportunity to establish his reputation.

The so-called teacher comes from no name, so when the child said how this deer gave them a headache, Rhubarb immediately said that this kind of thing is on him!

It can fill the stomach and make a good name, why not do it?
After a while, the news spread, maybe the village will regard itself as a tiger god, and after a while, it will be enshrined. Every [-]th day, a pig will be slaughtered, and a sheep will be slaughtered, and then there will be two taels of red sorghum!Tsk tsk, that's refreshing!
Maybe after a while, I can really transform into a shape, and play like the Huli Immortal in Journey to the West!

Rhubarb was dreaming, and picked up the unconscious wild deer. It stood on two feet, with one hand on its hip. If one looked at it from a distance, people with bad eyes would think it was a big man wearing a tiger fur coat!

Rhubarb hummed and pulled the yellow hair on his body.

It touched its stomach, and suddenly it pulled out a stack of newspapers.

"News. Old men in Russia evaded fare visits to the zoo. They mistook brown bears for staff members and injured them because of their guilty conscience. I'll be good."

The gigantic tiger trembled and cursed secretly: "Poor old brother Xiong, he was beaten for no reason, and he was still defeated by humans. What a shame."

There are often newspaper deliverers at the foot of the mountain, and Rhubarb often goes to "rob the darts". The delivery person was scared to death for the first time, but later found that this tiger only robs money but not sex, so he brings a few more copies each time , the right to be bankrupt and eliminate disasters, anyway, there is not much money.

"Aww~~Aww~~Aw~~Aw~Ah (the big river flows eastward, the stars in the sky join the Big Dipper)!"

The loud roar of the big yellow made the birds and beasts fly in the mountains and forests. At this moment, this funny tiger suddenly felt a sense of pride in his chest.

Looking around the world, I am the biggest!
boom!
A stone flew from the direction of the gravel road in the mountains, Da Huang hid, and his eyes suddenly focused.

"Where is the master, dare to plot against me!"

There was a barking sound, and there seemed to be great dissatisfaction in it.

Rhubarb saw a black and white giant panda appearing at the end of the path, holding a bamboo stick in one paw, and a stone in the other paw.

"Hmph. Wang. (Sick, didn't take medicine!)"

The giant panda seemed very dissatisfied. Rhubarb looked at it contemptuously. This guy is considered to be the most intelligent person here, second only to himself. It's a pity that he is too lazy to practice more.

This is not the first time that the two beasts have met, and the appearance of the giant panda at this time is just to protest the rhubarb's throat, so that it will not get nervous and sleep by itself.

"Sleep with an egg and wake up!"

Rhubarb complained, and the giant panda obviously didn't understand what it meant, and after a few warnings, it turned around slowly and moved towards its own nest.

"You are lazy!"

Rhubarb made a contemptuous gesture, and suddenly, it trembled.

"Emma is not good, this guy has a detector on his body, don't take pictures of me!"

It suddenly realized that it used to crawl on four legs to brag to it, but this time it stood on two legs
God, China seems to have a rule that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, it is not allowed to become a master!

Rhubarb's tiger face became extremely funny in an instant, so I won't be caught and sent to a scientific research institute for slice research!
"Oh my god, Brother Xiong! Oh no, Brother Cat! That's not right either! Iron Eater, wait!"

Rhubarb was terrified, but at this time the giant panda had already escaped into the woods and returned to its old den.

"Emma, ​​I'm going to be in trouble! Do you want to run away!"

Rhubarb broke off the tiger's paw and counted its fingers. At this time, the wild deer that had been knocked unconscious before woke up and saw Rhubarb sitting on the ground with its buttocks, muttering something in its mouth. It panicked and stood up quickly.

"Hey, did you wake up?!"

Rhubarb turned around sharply, and saw that the wild deer was about to run away. It stood up like a fat tiger, and then made a 360-degree circle, directly pressing on the wild deer in a large font!
The wild deer let out a scream in an instant, and then fell silent.

Rhubarb stood up slowly, his fat tiger belly trembling.

"Let you run, little sample."

Boom!

The mountain shook and the ground shook, and the whole mountain shook. Rhubarb couldn't stand still, and fell to the ground with a bang.

"Fucking earthquake?!"

Da Huang turned his head and saw smoke rising not far away. At this moment, a familiar voice came from it.

"Da Huang, long time no see, how are you doing?"

Da Huang's eyes widened in an instant: "Fuck you are that fairy!"

Chen Yuan and Mo Xiaohu walked out from the smoke and dust. This time the landing was a bit violent, but it was harmless.

Mo Xiaohu's eyes turned to Da Huang, and Da Huang's eyes met Mo Xiaohu's for an instant.

A tiger standing upright, doing human movements.

A well-built young man imitated the cry of a tiger.

Rhubarb was horrified, and said to Chen Yuan: "God, when did you find me a fellow townsman! It's still in shape!"

It walked up to Chen Yuan like a human being, which made Chen Yuan look at it strangely.

Mo Xiaohu pointed at Da Huang, and said to Chen Yuan: "Boss Chen, is this my fellow clan?"

"Why are some of them irrelevant?"

Wearing the appearance of a beast, but doing the same movements as humans, anyone would find it a bit funny.

Chen Yuan nodded, and said to Da Huang: "You bastard, this time you have made a fortune!"

(End of this chapter)