Six Realms Office

Chapter 527 Coffin!

Tian Bing broke free from Chen Yuan's clutches: "Hmm. Your Excellency doesn't know, our place is a disinfection room, and the pick-up platform is still behind. As I said before, the front is the bacteria collection cabin. Hey, please don't take pictures, my lord." , all those who were fine were killed, besides, are gods still afraid of germs?"

Chen Yuan: "TM bring me that black bread from [-], I'm going to stuff it in his mouth!"

Chen Huan: "It's okay, no one can die, the most serious one is a high fever for three months."

All the immortals (with one voice): "This is not serious!?"

Tian Bing said seriously: "This is the first disinfection, a few adults, wait a moment, we will prepare the things needed for the second and third disinfection."

"Okay, move in!"

Chen Yuan: "Damn it, you didn't turn around at all!"

Four heavenly soldiers carried a coffin, which was erected and fixed on a special platform.

Tianbing A: "This is the most advanced scanning coffin. It can detect the body structure of immortal gods in multiple directions, and find pathogens and mutated germs in the first time, so as to protect the health. The original price is [-], and now it only costs."

Celestial Soldier B: "Going off topic."

Heavenly Soldier A: "Oh, cough cough, I'm sorry, it's only 998 now."

All the immortals: "."

Master Jiyun was puzzled: "Why do you want to make it look like a coffin?"

Celestial Soldier C: "Auspicious."

"Your Geely is putting a coffin at home."

Chen Yuan was angry, Tianbing C said: "Hey, isn't there a saying called coffin coffin, promotion and fortune."

Chen Yuan: "What you said is so reasonable that I'm speechless."

Heaven is indeed a place where mental illnesses are concentrated!
After protesting, the Heavenly Soldiers rejected the request of the Immortals with righteous words, saying that this is a step that must be taken, and it does have auspicious meanings.

In the end, unable to hold back the other party, Chen Yuan's heart broke, and he lay down with a bang.

"Didi. Detection starts!"

The soft system sound sounded, and Chen Yuan felt the scanning of those light beams, and at the same time had a feeling that his whole body was being looked at.

Outside, the coffin lid suddenly fluctuated, turning into a mirror image, which displayed various panels, which were exactly Chen Yuan's physical fitness and health status.

"Physical strength."

"Agility. Intellectual thinking fluctuates with or without germs"

"Excellent health"

"With or without myopia. Prostate."

"No fever in the past month"

Master Jiyun said to Lei Ze, "If you continue to test this, you can even find out whether a three-year-old is drinking milk or not."

Tianbing A coughed: "This system does not support weaning detection."

All the immortals: "."

Chu Lian walked to the left side of the coffin, suddenly looked at one place strangely, pointed there and said to several heavenly soldiers: "Why are you fixed with willow nails and iron plates?!"

Tianbing A: "That's right, it's welded with nails and iron sheets."

"Huh? Tangtang Tianting still uses nails?!"

Fan Yage was stunned, Tianbing B replied: "This is normal, is there anyone who stipulates that it cannot be used?"

"This"

Everyone looked at each other, especially the day one (brought up by force), he couldn't believe that a super civilization still used rivets!
Tianbing D: "Everyone, don't make a fuss, this willow nail. Don't touch it!"

Chu Lian was frightened by him, and slapped the willow nail with a slap, and there was silence all around (he was most afraid of the silence of the air at this time), and then heard a creaking sound, and all the willow nails under the coffin flew flying After going out, under the horrified gaze of everyone, the coffin hit the ground with a bang, and got off the testing platform!

Chu Lian: ".It's not expensive."

Her voice was weak, and her pretty face turned pale at the same time. Several heavenly soldiers looked at each other, and heavenly soldier A sighed: "Hey, this thing is broken again."

"Yeah, in disrepair."

"Apply to the superior for a new one."

Listening to the discussion of the heavenly soldiers, Chu Lian almost cried, this thing doesn't look like a cheap product, and now it's really going to go bankrupt, and it's going to be sold out to pay for this thing.

Article 580 of the "Tianting Work Manual": All equipment held by Tianting that has not been issued belongs to public property. Anyone who damages public property must pay 150% of the original price. Those who refuse to pay will be dismissed (eliminated immortal status) and will never be hired.

Tianbing A: "My lord, there is no other way, you still have to pay."

Tianbing D: "My lord, I told you not to touch it, hey"

Chu Lian wants to cry but has no tears, what can I do, I am also very desperate!

Tianbing C: "Fortunately, this item is not expensive, only the price of a Tianjing."

Chu Lian: "Tianjing? What is that...?"

Jiuping coughed: "Let me talk about this. The so-called Tianjing is the essence of the sky. It is a currency that is only popular in the Heavenly Court. It belongs to a special energy block and is a building object condensed by the planet. It is not difficult to obtain and can support The practice of a practitioner."

"Converted into planetary currency, taking the earth as an example, it is about 15 yuan."

All the immortals: "So cheap!?"

Chu Lian was also stunned: "Is this thing really not difficult to obtain?"

Tianbing B: "Yes, how expensive is a piece of iron, sir, are you joking?"

Iron sheets?

Everyone looked at the ground, and saw Heavenly Soldier C picking up the deformed iron piece, saying: "That's the thing, otherwise, what do you think it is?"

All the immortals: "."

Chen Huan was also a little dazed, pointing at the coffin, then pointing at the testing table: "Then this"

Tianbing A: "It's just fixed on it, it has nothing to do with it."

"A coffin is a coffin, and this stand is for erecting the coffin."

Chen Huan: "Then why bother?"

Tianbing A: "This is based on immortals. If you want to place the coffin horizontally, you have to step in, lie down, sit up, and climb out. What a hassle. After standing upright, you only need to walk inward and outward Just go away."

Chen Huan: ".Yes, it's really convenient."

She is almost speechless!But what this guy said really makes sense!Although I feel that something is wrong, there is no way to refute it!

Chen Huan feels that his IQ has been suppressed. He heard a saying that there is only a thin line between a genius and a lunatic, and only half a toe between a lunatic and a psychopath. Therefore, according to calculations, it can be concluded that genius = psychosis.

"Didi, the test is complete!"

Chen Yuan pushed the coffin, but the lid didn't move at all. Chen Yuan became suspicious, this time he bombarded with great force, the coffin lid shook, and then was closed by a greater force.

"Not good! Fraud!"

These words popped out subconsciously in Chen Yuan's mind.

Bang!
The coffin trembled, and Heavenly Soldier A panicked: "Damn it, I forgot to lift the coffin over while I was talking."

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