Six Realms Office

Chapter 531 Crow God Mouth, Arrest Brigade!

That Bai Ze phantom glared at Lu Wu fiercely, and then dissipated into a puff of smoke. Lu Wu curled his lips and looked at Yingzhao: "What about you, are you fake too?"

"Of course it's fake, it's just a divine mind program."

Yingzhao admitted, trembling all four hooves, then smiled playfully, and fled away in light smoke.

"Hmph! Everyone is very busy, it seems that I am the only one who is idle!"

Lu Wu hummed, and the eldest brother whispered in the background: "You also know that you are so idle."

All the immortals: "."

"What are you talking about, bastard!"

Lu Wu's eyes immediately widened, and the eldest brother immediately became discouraged: "I said you sold well yesterday's eggs, and the ones from Phoenix's nest are of guaranteed quality. Let's buy more next time."

Chen Yuan: "Can you have some backbone?"

The eldest brother licked his face: "If I can surpass him, I will have the backbone."

Lu Wu: "If he can do better than me, unless the stars explode!"

As soon as the words fell, a strange machine next to him suddenly rang.

"Beep beep beep beep~~ Tianxuan News: Today, a star explosion was discovered 035 million kilometers away from our 100 star system. This time the equivalent is about to destroy a first-level civilization and produce a small amount of supernova. For star transportation, It’s not a big problem.”

All the immortals: "Wow, it really exploded!"

Big brother: "Wow, I can beat you today!"

He turned around and stared at Lu Wu: "Look at you!"

ten seconds later
Big brother (with bruised nose and swollen face): "Brother, I was wrong, the weather is fine today."

The result of the battle is obvious, this Lu Wu is the real deity, that is the giant god of mountains and seas!

With three punches and two kicks, the eldest brother lay on the ground and called his mother. This made Chen Yuan and Chen Huan look dumbfounded. They couldn't imagine that this was a daily routine between the contractor and the shopkeeper.

This "system" is really violent, Chen Yuan thought so.

Lu Wu puffed out his nostrils: "Even if the planet explodes, you can't beat me! If you want to beat me, the chance is even smaller than you being hit by 1000 million heavenly spirits!"

Before the words fell, suddenly a mecha with a bird's head and a human body came flying at high speed, and landed beside Lu Wu with a bang. The tall body was ten meters long, like a hill.

It took out a stack of newspapers from its arm, threw it on the eldest brother's face, then took out a letter, and said mechanically: "Dear [Jiuhui Xia Bibi]. This letter is to be exchanged for the fifth planet in the 1000 galaxy [Tianyun Star], and the coordinate codes are all placed in the letter."

"Then. Goodbye!"

The bird-head mech took off with a bang, and disappeared into the sky in a stream of light.

Chen Yuan: "That's amazing, it's come true again."

Chen Huan: "I seem to understand something."

Feelings, Lu Wu is a crow's mouth!Or the opposite kind!
This time, the two looked at the eldest brother with completely different eyes, and the latter also had a sly smile on his face. Lu Wu was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized: "Damn it! How dare you play me!"

"Brother, let me assure you, this month's turnover will double that of last month!"

The eldest brother quickly stopped Lu Wu, who was about to get angry, with a firm face. The latter stopped moving, touched his chin with Tiger Palm, and nodded slowly.
While Chen Yuan and his group were stunned, the elder brother gave everyone a thumbs up. Then he was sent flying out by a tiger palm.Lu Wu looked serious: "You said the same thing last month."

Lu Wu: "I remember what you said at the time, if you can't finish it, come and see me."

Big brother: "Wrong! I caught a cold last month, so I can't speak very well. I'm talking about raising my buttocks!"

All the immortals: "There is still this kind of operation!"

Chen Yuan's jaw dropped in shock. Seeing his elder brother talking nonsense and whistling about running the train, he finally understood what the king of beards is.At the same time, I also understand why the No. [-] store is a canteen.

It's a pity not to do MLM with this talent
Chen Yuan: "I think the earth needs him, MLM organizations really need such a talent."

Chen Huan: "??? What pyramid scheme?"

After a flurry of blows, the eldest brother finally kept his sexy fat buttocks in front of Lu Wu, and turned around with lingering fear. Lu Wu's gloomy tone came from behind, scaring him into a cold sweat.

"Get out the guide book and let them register"

The eldest brother took out a booklet with his backhand, and then handed it to Chen Yuan. The latter was taken aback, and said strangely: "The guide book? Isn't this a small shop?"

"Yes, the canteen also serves as a reception desk."

The eldest brother pointed at the plaque, and all the immortals immediately followed his finger, and saw that in the lower left corner of the big characters [Tianzi No. [-]], there was a line of extremely small and light green writing "Heavenly Court Reception and Registration Department" ".

It is written in light green.
written in light green
It's light green.
light green
Chen Yuan wanted to complain inexplicably, but he couldn't control his energy of complaining anymore.

"Think about it, this is the heaven! Immortals come and go all day long, and the good deeds are outstanding! This is called eating enough for one day and not hungry for three years, and the words are not rough!"

The eldest brother patted Chen Yuan's chest, and then said obscenely: "I said, do you need to buy something?"

Chen Yuan: "No, I should have both"

Brother: "This is wrong! Listen to me, you see, Bai Ze knows the names of all things in the world. As a contractor, although you are just a program of Bai Ze's divine sense, most of the names of those things are still You know, doesn't this give you a variety of items to buy!"

"This is equivalent to giving you a super menu! According to this list, you can find everything you want, and you will know its effect when you hear the name. You see, you need permission and good deeds to redeem it yourself. I have all of them here. Most of the unlocked amount is cheaper here, 20% less than your own exchange fee, and you don’t have to pay taxes. I really sell it to you at a discount, so I can earn some money.”

Rumble!
Before the eldest brother finished speaking, there was a roar from the sky, and then the sky twisted, and hundreds of white mechas appeared. Their outer armors were like ancient generals, with silver armor and blue belts, extremely majestic.

The leading bronze mecha fell to the ground, its full ten-foot-high body (30 meters) showed its extraordinaryness, and the terrifying mountain-like pressure pushed forward, like a raging tide, almost suffocating.

All the immortals looked confused, Fan Yage looked at his eldest brother: "I said, is it a newspaper again?"

"Crack!"

Suddenly a black muzzle aimed at Fan Yage, scaring the latter to jump directly, but the muzzle seemed to be on automatic follow, staring at him all the time.

The bronze mecha muffled, and said to a group of people: "I am the Tianhe Navy. Just now our department received a report that someone was suspected of hunting and killing the third-level protected animals in the universe on the 007 natural ecological protection star. Well, the hunting attempt failed. According to the intelligence, we It has been confirmed that it is you, now please come with us to accept the investigation!"

What? !Kill protected animals? !
Before Chen Yuan and the others could react, Jiu Ping and Fan Yage jumped up, and Jiu Ping said, "When will the quicksand giant worm be considered an animal protection!"

"The law was enacted just last month!"

The bronze mech answered very sincerely. Jiuping was choked and speechless. After a while, he said again: "Then why do you say it's us?! He said yes?"

The bronze mech raised its giant hand, stretched out a finger, and poked at him: "A bone frame, plus a glowing octopus."

Day One: "(I'm not an octopus!!!)"

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