Lonely love rich lady

Chapter 316 Is also drunk (1)
Xu Chen's face turned completely dark, and he pissed on Ruan Yu's face without saying a word.

Ruan Yu didn't expect Xu Chen to act like this at all, and was immediately caught in the shower.Because he was smiling with his mouth open, some of the urine even went straight into his mouth.He froze and looked at Xu Chen in disbelief.

Xu Chen raised the corner of his mouth and said, "Is it cool? Do you want some more?"

"Xu Chen!" Ruan Yu was so angry that he fell on his back and said angrily.

Xu Chen pulled up his pants and said calmly, "I'm not deaf, so you don't have to shout so loudly." He paused, and continued: "By the way, are you sure the most important thing to do now is not to wash your face and mouth? "

Ruan Yu said: "You wait for me!" After finishing speaking, he walked quickly to the sink, turned on the faucet, and washed his face and mouth.

Xu Chen said indifferently: "Wait anytime." Then, like a normal person, he walked out of the bathroom dignifiedly.

Ruan Yu rinsed her mouth more than a dozen times, but still felt that there was a residual smell of urine in her mouth, so she walked into the bathroom in the guest room where she slept, planning to brush her teeth first, then take a shower, and change into a set of clean clothes.

Twenty minutes later, he walked out of the bathroom, took his mobile phone, stood in front of the French window, and called Ruan Yan.At this time, if he didn't sue him, he wouldn't be Ruan Yu!
"Third brother, what's the matter?"

Ruan Yu said angrily, "Yan'er, your son is going too far!"

"Huh? What did Chen'er do?"

Ruan Yu gritted her teeth and said, "He peed on my face on purpose!"

"What did you do to him? He hated his father so much before, and never did such a thing."

Ruan Yu said aggrievedly: "I didn't do anything, I just laughed at his size."

"Third brother, I really don't know what to say about you. When you were his age, you were almost like this."

Ruan Yu didn't want Ruan Yan to stand by Xu Chen's side, and emphasized: "He peed on my face! Even in my mouth!"

"Give him your phone, and I'll talk to him."

Ruan Yu walked up to Xu Chen, knelt down, put the phone by his right ear, met his suspicious eyes, smiled brightly, and said, "Your mother told you to listen to the phone." Xiao Mian, I can't cure it You, no one can cure you yet?
Xu Chen gouged out Ruan Yu's eyes, and when he heard Ruan Yan's voice on the other end of the phone, he immediately responded, "Mom, I'm here."

"Chen'er, did you pee on Uncle Third's face?"

Xu Chen calmly explained: "Mom, I didn't do it on purpose. I couldn't control the urge to pee all of a sudden, so I shot on Uncle Third's face. I told him a long time ago that I wanted to pee, but he kept staring at me. Look, little brother."

It seems very convincing... Ruan Yu realized that she had such thoughts, she shook her head hurriedly, and said, "You did it on purpose! Because I laughed at your little brother, you feel that the dignity of a man has been seriously challenged." , so take revenge on me!"

Xu Chen raised the corners of his lips and said, "Third uncle, I can't understand what you are talking about at all. Why do you laugh at my little brother, and I feel that the dignity of a man has been challenged? Let alone me How far is it from the word man now? Is there any relationship between the little brother and the dignity of a man? Uncle San, can you explain a thing or two to me?"

Ruan Yu uttered a few words from between his teeth: "Pretend! Keep pretending!"

"Third Brother." At this moment, Ruan Yan's voice sounded.

Xu Chen frowned and said, "Third Uncle, my mother is calling you."

Ruan Yu glared at Xu Chen, put the phone to her ear, stood up and said, "Well, listen."

"Third brother, I think you may have misunderstood Chen'er. He didn't urinate on your face on purpose, but he was too anxious to control it."

Ruan Yu complained: "Yan'er, you forgot your third brother when you had a son! My heart is broken."

"Uh, third brother, I just think that Chen'er is still so young, he probably doesn't understand many things. No matter how talented he is, he is still a child, not an adult."

Ruan Yu knew that it would be useless to continue talking, so she said, "Well, I must have misunderstood him."

"Let Chen'er answer the phone."

Ruan Yu looked at Xu Chen's frightened smiling face, resisted the urge to shoot him dead, and put the phone to his ear again.

Xu Chen called sweetly: "Mom."

"Chen'er, even if you didn't do it on purpose, you should apologize to Third Uncle."

Xu Chen said without blushing, "As soon as the incident happened, I apologized, but the third uncle was angry at the time and didn't listen."

Ruan Yu: ...Is it really okay to talk nonsense with your eyes open like this?
"Well, I see. You get along well with the third uncle, and mother will go back at noon, be good~"

Xu Chen said "Mm" and said, "Goodbye, Mom." Hearing that the phone was hung up, he said to Ruan Yu, "You shouldn't have complained to my mom."

Like a defeated rooster, Ruan Yu said dejectedly: "I know now, it really shouldn't be because it's useless."

At around twelve noon, Xu Mo held Xu Yue in his left hand and the lunch he bought in his right hand, and followed Ruan Yan into the door.

Seeing them coming back, Ruan Yu couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, and sighed silently: "I'm finally back. If I don't come back again, I will be tortured crazy by the devil Xu Chen..." The whole morning, Xu Chen didn't stop Calling him, he asked to drink water, to ride a horse, to eat water eggs, to have a bowel movement... He really wanted to refuse, but he couldn't.

Xu Yue opened her hands towards Ruan Yu, and said sweetly, "Third uncle, hug me!"

While changing her shoes, Ruan Yan said, "Yue'er, go to the living room by yourself, okay?"

Ruan Yu saw the word "not good" clearly written on Xu Yue's face, and said with a smile, "Let me hug you, it's okay."

Xu Mo brought the bag in front of him, and said, "Take it to the restaurant."

Ruan Yu took the bag and said, "Yue'er, Third Uncle will hug you later."

Xu Mo put Xu Yue on the ground and asked, "What did mom say?"

Xu Yue pursed her lips and walked towards the living room without saying a word. Those who didn't know thought how much she had been wronged.

A few black lines were drawn across Ruan Yan's forehead, and it was only a few steps away, so what about her?If you continue to be lazy like this, will you still have it in the future?Is it possible to be hugged by others for the rest of your life?
(End of this chapter)