Money fans cute baby come to cheat father

Chapter 2 No money for milk powder

Squinting at the unkempt woman, Yan Zile reminded with a blank face: "Ma Ma, it's time for you to eat dinner."

After his reminder, Yan Xiaoxiao felt that she was already so hungry that her chest was pressed against her back.She lowered her head and took a bag of dry toast with a few slices left from her feet. She was about to stuff it into her mouth when a certain child snatched it away.

Yan Xiaoxiao had the urge to slap him to death, so she gritted her teeth and said, "You don't like bread, so why grab my dinner?"

"Ma Ma, can you eat less nutritious junk food?" He is so old, and he needs to worry about it. He is only five years old this year, and he will definitely age early in the future.

Yan Xiaoxiao was very annoyed: "You little bastard who doesn't even have developed breasts, why are you dictating me?"

"I'm a boy and I don't need to develop breasts." Yan Zile glanced at the chest of a certain girl, Ma Pingchuan, and asked innocently, "But Mama, you have eaten 18 years more than me, why haven't you developed breasts until now? Woolen cloth?"

Being poked at the sore spot, Yan Xiaoxiao went into a rage, and kicked it straight away: "Yan Zile, do you believe that my mother picked your skin?"

"Help, it's a domestic violence!" Yan Zile ran to the door quickly with oil on his feet, took ten yuan from the change jar at the entrance, and fled, "Mama, I'll go downstairs and buy you dinner!"

This stinky bastard!
Yan Xiaoxiao glanced at the closed wooden door, got up from the floor, stretched her waist and lay down on the sofa behind her.

Who knew that when she sat down, something hit her buttocks.With a backhand, she pulled out Yan Zile's small schoolbag from behind.

After weighing it with her hands, she found that her son's schoolbag was bulging and much heavier than usual.

Yan Xiaoxiao unzipped the schoolbag suspiciously, and suddenly a cobra head slipped out of the schoolbag.She was particularly afraid of molluscs. When she saw the head of a cobra, she screamed in fright and threw her schoolbag far away.

'Boom boom! '

The schoolbag fell on the old floor with a muffled sound.

Immediately, a stick-shaped unknown object about [-] to [-] centimeters long rolled out from the zipper opening of the schoolbag.

Yan Xiaoxiao had lingering fears in her heart, and slowly turned her head to look at the ground. When her gaze fell on the object similar to a hand, her pupils shrank involuntarily.

Lying quietly on the ground was a cane, and the body of the stick was carved into the shape of a cobra standing upright, and a pair of emeralds were inlaid in the eyes of the cobra.

Under the light, the emerald gemstones shone with a ghostly green light, making the cobra on this walking stick look more lifelike.

With her keen sense of treasures for many years, Yan Xiaoxiao can conclude that this cane has at least a thousand years of history, and its value is calculated in 'billion'.

"Ma Ma, I bought dinner!" At this moment, the wooden door was pushed open, and Yan Zile jumped all the way in front of her with the packed lunch.

"Yan Zile," Yan Xiaoxiao raised the cane in front of his eyes, and asked with a serious expression, "Where did you get this thing?"

"This one, I stole it from a big, big basement after school." Yan Zile noticed that her face was not looking good, and wanted to sneak away again.

As soon as he turned around, Yan Xiaoxiao quickly grabbed his back collar and carried him directly to the sofa.

"Didn't I ask you to steal the flowery underwear that Lao Wang bought in the neighborhood next door? Why are you stealing this?"

Yan Xiaoxiao is the [-]th generation disciple of Qianmen. Since Qianmen was destroyed five years ago, their mother and son have been living in hiding.

In order not to lose the thousands of secret skills handed down by the patriarch for thousands of years, she often instigated her son to steal underwear, ties, socks, and even half-used soy sauce bottles from residents in various communities.

What is stolen is not important, what is important is to develop the ability of the son in this way.

Yan Zile pursed his lips, and replied helplessly, "Because Lao Wang is not at home."

The first rule of Yan's burglary is that there is no one in the room, so don't steal!
What's the difference between stealing and taking in an empty house?This kind of non-technical thing, the descendants of Qianmen disdain to do this kind of thing.

"Old Wang is not at home, you can go and steal the soy sauce from Widow Liu's next door to his house!"

Yan Zile shrugged his shoulders, and said helplessly, "Widow Liu is not at home either."

Oh my gosh!
Will Lao Wang next door take Widow Liu to another hotel to enhance their relationship?

Yan Xiaoxiao rubbed her temples, forget it, other people's affairs are none of her business, let's deal with her son's issue first.

"Which house did you steal this cane from? Do you remember his home address?" It is definitely not easy to own such a valuable item. I have to return the cane quietly before people find out, otherwise I may cause trouble.

Yan Zile scratched his head, thought for a long time, and honestly shook his head: "I don't remember."

Yan Xiaoxiao pinched the center of her eyebrows: "Then why did you steal this family's cane?"

Yan Zile walked to the coffee table, rummaged left and right in the high pile of information books with her little paws, and finally pulled out an outdated magazine from several months ago from the bottom.

He flipped the magazine to the financial page, poked the handsome man on the page with his fleshy fingers, and said in a Weng voice: "I see that his family is so rich, so I went to see if there are any good things!"

Yan Xiaoxiao stroked her forehead with a very sad expression.

It is all to blame for her weak legal awareness and not instilling in her son that stealing valuables is a crime since childhood.

"Xiao Le, you can't just take home valuables. If the police uncle finds out, he will be arrested and sent to jail!"

Yan Zile bent his big eyes, and smiled with two pointed canine teeth: "I'm still so young, even if the police find out, the one who will be punished and go to jail will be the guardian Mama you!"

No wonder some people say that the scariest creatures in this world are children. Not only are they curious and destructive, but they also have a damn minor protection law!
"You little bastard, my mother really raised you for nothing!" Yan Xiaoxiao showed a vicious expression on his face, and rolled up his sleeves to beat him up.

Yan Zile immediately opened the lunch box and held it in front of her: "Ma Ma, the food won't taste good when it's cold!"

For the sake of this takeaway, Yan Xiaoxiao decided to let him go.She took out a packet of ketchup from under the coffee table and handed it to her son, pointing to the opposite side of the coffee table: "Come and have dinner together."

"Yeah." Yan Zile saw the ketchup's eyes start to glow, and he quickly unscrewed the lid, sucking it with relish.

To tell the truth, Yan Xiaoxiao has never seen such a strange child, since he was born he didn't like to drink milk, but only liked to eat tomato sauce.Therefore, Yan Zile hadn't spent money on milk powder until he was five years old.

He doesn't like rice and meat. His favorite fruit is tomato, his favorite dish is tomato scrambled eggs, and his favorite staple food is tomato sauce.

(End of this chapter)