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Chapter 80 Watermelon Flavored Fart
Chapter 80 Watermelon Flavored Fart
The Neon Nation team.
The members of the Supreme Team headed by Okamoto all fell in the cemetery.
At the same time, the captain of the Red Star team was suffocated by the body odor around him.
In a panic, he parachuted ahead of time and also jumped to the cemetery.
Two teams, one from the south and the other from the north, landed to pick up guns, and a fierce exchange of fire took place.
among them.
Inspired by the spirit of the watermelon, the members of the Supreme Team displayed combat power beyond the normal level.
2 minutes on the ground.
Captain Okamoto and team member Xiao Cheng.
Use one long and one short, two-line play.
First knocked down the fat man of the Red Star team.
Then they adopted the strategy of encircling the points to fight for aid, and combining distance and near.
Successfully destroyed the team members who came to the rescue.
Next, they acted fearlessly, at the expense of Xiao Chengyi.
The team members rushed into the corner of the cemetery and killed the last members of the Red Star team.
In the end, they successfully wiped out the Red Star team with only 3 people.
"Xiao Cheng, thank you for your hard work!"
Captain Okamoto said in the team voice: "Your great sacrifice has made us, and we will add another watermelon for dinner!"
"Captain, don't talk about watermelon." Xiao Cheng said, "I just farted a watermelon-flavored fart, which made my hands slip!"
Okamoto ignored him.
After killing the Red Star team, he only felt that the blood in his whole body was burning.
I have never felt so confident since playing games.
Because the Red Star team is also a well-known team in Huaguo, and their captain is the Phantom Gunner King.
In the end, he screamed and died in the round fight of the supreme team.
All this is the credit of his command.
"It's fierce over there in the Lion City, and Tokyo is just getting up with the lunatics again!"
"Teams of the Neon Nation, let's go, besiege and kill lunatics!"
"Okay! Madmen don't die, neon lights don't exist!"
While commanding in the team voice, Okamoto cleaned the battlefield here.
Gradually, he brought together the members of Team Neon.
They drove various vehicles towards the direction of Lion City.
……
at the same time.
On the bench.
Sitting on the left of Wang Xiu, No. 17 Xiaopang.
Putting down the mouse suddenly, rushed to the toilet like crazy.
As the camera moved, the on-site director just captured the tears falling from the corner of his eyes.
"Tuotuo, wasn't that the talented boy Sweet Potato from the Red Star team just now?"
"Yes, Amei." Tuotuo raised his voice and boasted wildly, "Red Star Sweet Potato, a man with top skills and strength, his Asian server can be squeezed into the top [-]."
"It's a pity that the horse stumbled, and the people stumbled. Red Star was wiped out, and Sweet Potatoes could only shed painful tears. This shows that the opponent Supreme Team is really strong!"
"Yes, after all, it is a team from the top of the Neon Nation, and any player should not be underestimated."
As the director's lens turned.
Red Star Team No. 19 and No. 20 all got up and left their seats.
The competition is not over, the contestants cannot leave the seat, even if they sit, they must sit to the end.
This is basic etiquette.
It's okay if you don't get a picture, but if you get a picture, you can only continue to blow.
So Amei explained: "It seems that our Red Star team is under a lot of pressure."
"Well. I can understand their feelings."
Tuotuo answered: "Death before leaving the teacher will make the hero burst into tears!"
"They have lost control of their emotions. Let us mourn for the three stars."
Amei was silent for a few seconds, then raised her head with sincere eyes, "Our other teams will inherit their will and keep fighting!"
"We will win!"
Following their wishes, the director made a close-up of the Red Star team's back.
When the camera approached Wang Xiu, he miraculously ignored it.
Seeing the sensational performance of the two, Xiao Xiong was a little dissatisfied.
When she saw Sweet Potato passing by, she quickly shouted: "Sweet Potato, don't cry, stand up and masturbate!"
toilet door.
After hearing this, Sweet Potato wiped his face casually.
Quickly rushed to the scene, without waiting for the commentator's reaction, forcibly stealing the spotlight.
"You're the only one crying, your whole family is crying, labor and management are getting tears from body odor!"
"You guys are so sloppy, don't you want to be ashamed!"
Bang!
Sweet Potato stomped his foot on the floor and rushed out quickly.
When I came to the entrance of the Internet cafe, I gasped heavily.
……
The narrators were dumbfounded.
at the same time.
Water lovers from platforms such as Fighting Shark, Tiger Cat, and YY laughed wildly from the sidelines.
"666666, Sweet Potato has contracted my laughing point for a year."
"Damn it, you just made me laugh and cry!"
"Hahahaha, I laughed out my abs!"
"Brothers, don't compare with me, I have laughed off my crow's feet."
"Summer, body odor, nothing wrong!"
"I have a hunch that sweet potatoes are going to be on fire!"
For a while, the gifts on each platform were very special.
Chaoguan, who wanted to scold her just now, looked at the rising data in the background, and smiled again.
"Red Star's sweet potatoes are good, pay attention!"
……
Internet cafe lobby stands.
Miss, who was sitting on the seat, shook her head.
She saw some ways.
"Sister Xiaowan, do you have masks here?"
"Mask?" Zhang Xiaowan shook her head and said, "Miss Han, what do you need a mask for?"
"Stop biological weapons."
Zhang Xiaowan is not a fool.
Combining what Digua said just now, I think of Wang Xiu's seat.
I understood in an instant.
The two supervisors standing behind Wang Xiu were clearly used to interfere with Wang Xiu's normal performance.
These neon people don't have much ability.
There are so many messy intestines, if you have this kind of thought, why don't you play the game well!
"Miss Xiao Han is waiting here, I'll go buy it right away!"
After speaking, Zhang Xiaowan ran out in a hurry.
Wang Xiu's business is her business, and it must not be delayed.
……
at this time.
lion city.
With the cooperation of Wei Shen.
The two, one on the left and one on the right, rushed towards the unfinished building in the center of Lion City.
Surrounded the captain of the Tokyo Metropolitan Team, Ogawa-kun, on the unfinished building.
Wei Shen opened the whole wheat and shouted in proficient Mandarin: "Put down the weapon, hand in the gun and kill!"
Jingle!
A grenade was suddenly dropped from the window on the second floor.
Bang!
Ka Ka Ka!
Wang Xiu shot the opponent's hand.
Then he reloaded and rushed up the stairs.
Da Da Da Da!
Bang!
The two engaged in a head-on firefight.
A bullet took away the opponent again.
dousha_wangxiu killed Tokyo_quitehot with s1897!
4 kills!
perfect!
The water friends in Wang Xiu's live broadcast room said it was enjoyable.
For a while, the bullet screen was sprayed wildly.
……
The two searched for loot and replenished resources.
Move on to the next point.
"By the way, Wang Xiu, I have a question."
"Ah."
Wei Shen asked in the voice: "Why do I see that you have not used s12k?"
s12k.
The continuous spray in the nozzle.
When there is no expansion, the bullet can be filled with 5 rounds, and it can be sprayed 5 times in an instant.
When there is expansion, the bullet can be filled with 7 rounds.
In close combat, the error tolerance rate is higher.
It's a fighter jet among trolls!
Super easy to use.
Wei Shen has always been curious, he changed his s12k to Wang Xiu a long time ago, why does he still use s1897 when making calls.
"I haven't gotten tired of this gun yet."
"My brother really made me laugh, when are you going to let him play?"
Over there, Wang Xiu was standing on the unfinished building.
I searched the screen with a vision of 6.3.
Then he went downstairs and rushed to the opposite pickup truck.
"Brother Wei, how about we have a drag racing?"
"Oh ha ha ha, brother, I will obey you."
Wei Shen said seriously: "Then my life will be entrusted to you, play well!"
big game.
Which player is not a dog to die.
Wang Xiu made Wei Shen feel extremely relaxed.
Especially that kind of understatement operation.
And the playful attitude made him suddenly realize.
It turns out that the game can still be played like this, so happy!
……
(End of this chapter)
The Neon Nation team.
The members of the Supreme Team headed by Okamoto all fell in the cemetery.
At the same time, the captain of the Red Star team was suffocated by the body odor around him.
In a panic, he parachuted ahead of time and also jumped to the cemetery.
Two teams, one from the south and the other from the north, landed to pick up guns, and a fierce exchange of fire took place.
among them.
Inspired by the spirit of the watermelon, the members of the Supreme Team displayed combat power beyond the normal level.
2 minutes on the ground.
Captain Okamoto and team member Xiao Cheng.
Use one long and one short, two-line play.
First knocked down the fat man of the Red Star team.
Then they adopted the strategy of encircling the points to fight for aid, and combining distance and near.
Successfully destroyed the team members who came to the rescue.
Next, they acted fearlessly, at the expense of Xiao Chengyi.
The team members rushed into the corner of the cemetery and killed the last members of the Red Star team.
In the end, they successfully wiped out the Red Star team with only 3 people.
"Xiao Cheng, thank you for your hard work!"
Captain Okamoto said in the team voice: "Your great sacrifice has made us, and we will add another watermelon for dinner!"
"Captain, don't talk about watermelon." Xiao Cheng said, "I just farted a watermelon-flavored fart, which made my hands slip!"
Okamoto ignored him.
After killing the Red Star team, he only felt that the blood in his whole body was burning.
I have never felt so confident since playing games.
Because the Red Star team is also a well-known team in Huaguo, and their captain is the Phantom Gunner King.
In the end, he screamed and died in the round fight of the supreme team.
All this is the credit of his command.
"It's fierce over there in the Lion City, and Tokyo is just getting up with the lunatics again!"
"Teams of the Neon Nation, let's go, besiege and kill lunatics!"
"Okay! Madmen don't die, neon lights don't exist!"
While commanding in the team voice, Okamoto cleaned the battlefield here.
Gradually, he brought together the members of Team Neon.
They drove various vehicles towards the direction of Lion City.
……
at the same time.
On the bench.
Sitting on the left of Wang Xiu, No. 17 Xiaopang.
Putting down the mouse suddenly, rushed to the toilet like crazy.
As the camera moved, the on-site director just captured the tears falling from the corner of his eyes.
"Tuotuo, wasn't that the talented boy Sweet Potato from the Red Star team just now?"
"Yes, Amei." Tuotuo raised his voice and boasted wildly, "Red Star Sweet Potato, a man with top skills and strength, his Asian server can be squeezed into the top [-]."
"It's a pity that the horse stumbled, and the people stumbled. Red Star was wiped out, and Sweet Potatoes could only shed painful tears. This shows that the opponent Supreme Team is really strong!"
"Yes, after all, it is a team from the top of the Neon Nation, and any player should not be underestimated."
As the director's lens turned.
Red Star Team No. 19 and No. 20 all got up and left their seats.
The competition is not over, the contestants cannot leave the seat, even if they sit, they must sit to the end.
This is basic etiquette.
It's okay if you don't get a picture, but if you get a picture, you can only continue to blow.
So Amei explained: "It seems that our Red Star team is under a lot of pressure."
"Well. I can understand their feelings."
Tuotuo answered: "Death before leaving the teacher will make the hero burst into tears!"
"They have lost control of their emotions. Let us mourn for the three stars."
Amei was silent for a few seconds, then raised her head with sincere eyes, "Our other teams will inherit their will and keep fighting!"
"We will win!"
Following their wishes, the director made a close-up of the Red Star team's back.
When the camera approached Wang Xiu, he miraculously ignored it.
Seeing the sensational performance of the two, Xiao Xiong was a little dissatisfied.
When she saw Sweet Potato passing by, she quickly shouted: "Sweet Potato, don't cry, stand up and masturbate!"
toilet door.
After hearing this, Sweet Potato wiped his face casually.
Quickly rushed to the scene, without waiting for the commentator's reaction, forcibly stealing the spotlight.
"You're the only one crying, your whole family is crying, labor and management are getting tears from body odor!"
"You guys are so sloppy, don't you want to be ashamed!"
Bang!
Sweet Potato stomped his foot on the floor and rushed out quickly.
When I came to the entrance of the Internet cafe, I gasped heavily.
……
The narrators were dumbfounded.
at the same time.
Water lovers from platforms such as Fighting Shark, Tiger Cat, and YY laughed wildly from the sidelines.
"666666, Sweet Potato has contracted my laughing point for a year."
"Damn it, you just made me laugh and cry!"
"Hahahaha, I laughed out my abs!"
"Brothers, don't compare with me, I have laughed off my crow's feet."
"Summer, body odor, nothing wrong!"
"I have a hunch that sweet potatoes are going to be on fire!"
For a while, the gifts on each platform were very special.
Chaoguan, who wanted to scold her just now, looked at the rising data in the background, and smiled again.
"Red Star's sweet potatoes are good, pay attention!"
……
Internet cafe lobby stands.
Miss, who was sitting on the seat, shook her head.
She saw some ways.
"Sister Xiaowan, do you have masks here?"
"Mask?" Zhang Xiaowan shook her head and said, "Miss Han, what do you need a mask for?"
"Stop biological weapons."
Zhang Xiaowan is not a fool.
Combining what Digua said just now, I think of Wang Xiu's seat.
I understood in an instant.
The two supervisors standing behind Wang Xiu were clearly used to interfere with Wang Xiu's normal performance.
These neon people don't have much ability.
There are so many messy intestines, if you have this kind of thought, why don't you play the game well!
"Miss Xiao Han is waiting here, I'll go buy it right away!"
After speaking, Zhang Xiaowan ran out in a hurry.
Wang Xiu's business is her business, and it must not be delayed.
……
at this time.
lion city.
With the cooperation of Wei Shen.
The two, one on the left and one on the right, rushed towards the unfinished building in the center of Lion City.
Surrounded the captain of the Tokyo Metropolitan Team, Ogawa-kun, on the unfinished building.
Wei Shen opened the whole wheat and shouted in proficient Mandarin: "Put down the weapon, hand in the gun and kill!"
Jingle!
A grenade was suddenly dropped from the window on the second floor.
Bang!
Ka Ka Ka!
Wang Xiu shot the opponent's hand.
Then he reloaded and rushed up the stairs.
Da Da Da Da!
Bang!
The two engaged in a head-on firefight.
A bullet took away the opponent again.
dousha_wangxiu killed Tokyo_quitehot with s1897!
4 kills!
perfect!
The water friends in Wang Xiu's live broadcast room said it was enjoyable.
For a while, the bullet screen was sprayed wildly.
……
The two searched for loot and replenished resources.
Move on to the next point.
"By the way, Wang Xiu, I have a question."
"Ah."
Wei Shen asked in the voice: "Why do I see that you have not used s12k?"
s12k.
The continuous spray in the nozzle.
When there is no expansion, the bullet can be filled with 5 rounds, and it can be sprayed 5 times in an instant.
When there is expansion, the bullet can be filled with 7 rounds.
In close combat, the error tolerance rate is higher.
It's a fighter jet among trolls!
Super easy to use.
Wei Shen has always been curious, he changed his s12k to Wang Xiu a long time ago, why does he still use s1897 when making calls.
"I haven't gotten tired of this gun yet."
"My brother really made me laugh, when are you going to let him play?"
Over there, Wang Xiu was standing on the unfinished building.
I searched the screen with a vision of 6.3.
Then he went downstairs and rushed to the opposite pickup truck.
"Brother Wei, how about we have a drag racing?"
"Oh ha ha ha, brother, I will obey you."
Wei Shen said seriously: "Then my life will be entrusted to you, play well!"
big game.
Which player is not a dog to die.
Wang Xiu made Wei Shen feel extremely relaxed.
Especially that kind of understatement operation.
And the playful attitude made him suddenly realize.
It turns out that the game can still be played like this, so happy!
……
(End of this chapter)
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