The Return of the Immortal of the City
Chapter 537 You Don’t Slap Your Face, Why Are You Unreasonable
Chapter 537 You Don’t Slap Your Face, Why Are You Unreasonable (Second Update)
Chapter 590 The three promises are not slapped in the face, why are you being unreasonable (subscribe, reward)
"Cheap master?"
Le Tianyi was familiar with this voice, and opened his mouth to shout.
But no matter how you listen to these words, it makes people feel a little uncomfortable.
Master, just master; what is "cheap master", why do you add the word "cheap" alone, is this old man very cheap?
Among the clouds, the old man Tianji, who was dressed in a fairy style, staggered and almost fell down.
The fisherman and old man Tianji naturally had some kind of secret and special means of communication, either through air fluctuations or sound transmission. In short, the fisherman "heard" the ethereal voice.
The fisherman raised his stick and punched Gu Bei with both hands. His face returned to his old and ordinary face. He carried an empty fish basket beside him and walked towards the other side of the single-plank bridge.
Gu Bei and the two followed until they crossed the single-plank bridge, and the scene in front of them suddenly opened up.
Here, it is really the fragrance of birds and flowers, not an illusion.
In a small fenced courtyard, there is a thatched cottage.
Next to the thatched hut stood a roulette five meters high, made of unknown material.
On the roulette, engravings are mysterious, making people feel a little dizzy at a glance.
Even Gu Bei couldn't help feeling his eyes light up when he saw this roulette equipment.
But Le Tianyi's beautiful eyes were immediately attracted by the huge roulette, so he took the initiative to let go of Gu Bei's hand and walked towards the roulette.
Meimou stared at the roulette without blinking, Le Tianyi seemed to be trapped in some kind of illusion, his face showed a desire for knowledge, and he just stood quietly beside the roulette.
The old fisherman didn't enter the small fence and disappeared.
Seeing Le Tianyi's state, Gu Bei looked sideways slightly, but he didn't intend to wake up the girl, so he walked towards the thatched cottage.
Not long after, old man Tianji's voice came from the thatched hut: "Hey boy, you can't hit me, I am your woman's master!"
It's good not to mention this, as soon as the old man Tianji said this, there was a crackling sound and someone's screaming in the thatched cottage.
Then, the old man Tianji's voice came from the hut: "Boy, why are you so ruthless, ouch, my old bones..."
There was another "bang bang" sound and a series of screams from the thatched cottage.
"Damn it, brat, we agreed not to slap you in the face, why do you insist on slapping your face..."
"Did I promise not to slap my face?"
After Gu Bei's playful voice sounded, there were continuous "bang bang" sounds and screams in the thatched cottage.
But the screams seemed to be getting weaker and weaker.
Before, there was dissatisfaction with cursing, but now it is mixed with a strong intention of begging for mercy, "I'm sorry, my lord, my lord, stop beating. You beat me like a pig's head, how can I have the face to see me Tu Tianyi, oh Woo..."
What the hell, there was a choked sobbing sound from the thatched cottage.
Even the birds in the small courtyard immediately fluffed up their feathers, fluttered their wings a few times, and flew away quickly after hearing the hoarse and choked-up sound of grievance.
Le Tianyi seemed to be silent in some kind of mysterious truth, and didn't notice what happened in the thatched cottage at all.
At this moment, she only felt that the engravings on the roulette seemed to represent some kind of fortune-telling, like living lines.
The seemingly complicated engravings appeared in her mind, but they were very well-organized.
"Crack~~"
The wooden door of the thatched cottage opened, and Gu Bei walked out gracefully. Behind him, an old man with white hair and white beard with a bruised nose and swollen face limped while holding the door frame, and followed him out.
Old Man Tianji's eyes have become two huge panda eyes, his left cheek is also red and swollen, there is still a little bloodshot at the corner of his mouth, even the bridge of his nose is tilted to one side, and his hair is even more messy. There is a bit of a fairy-tale posture.
No one knows what horrible things happened in the thatched cottage just now, and how the old guy turned into such a appearance.
"Hiss~ You must have been a little ruthless!"
Old Man Tianji was holding the door frame with one hand, rubbing the bridge of his nose with the other, staring at Gu Bei in front of him with a resentful face, revealing his displeasure all over his body.
"Why? Don't accept? If you don't accept it, do it again!"
Gu Bei suddenly turned his head and grinned, he was very narrow-minded.
Old man Tianji dared to complain, he immediately shut his mouth, and hit himself with a hand tactic, the gown all over his body was immediately clean as if washed, not even wrinkled.
The messy white hair and beard were also tidy, and the topknot on the top of the head was missing a hairpin, and the aura of the whole person returned to the old fairy style.
Even the redness and swelling on the eyes of the two pandas disappeared to only a few traces, the bridge of the nose that was crooked to one side was corrected, and the swelling disappeared on the corner of the red and swollen mouth, leaving only a little bloodstains.
Practitioners, especially those who have reached a certain level, want to recover from skin trauma, so naturally it is no problem.
Old Man Tianji failed to completely restore his facial features, naturally it was because of insufficient cultivation.
"Unconscionable brat, if old man Ruofei is covering you, those bastards from the temple have already found your door!" Elder Tianji couldn't help muttering.
There was a look of remorse on his face.
That day, the God of Light from the temple came to Huaxia in person, wanting to find Gu Bei, but met the old man Tianji who fled.
The old man Tianji didn't tell the truth, and it was also because he was hit by Guang Shenzun.
Of course, the God of Light finally found Gu Bei. Above the East China Sea, Gu Bei summoned Long You to torture the God of Light;
But hearing what old man Tianji said, Gu Bei looked sideways. He didn't expect that old man Tianji knew about the shrine, and even fought against the people in the shrine.
"Don't look at me like that, I don't like men!"
The old man Tianji looked proud, and walked towards Le Tianyi first.
The state of Le Tianyi really surprised the old man Tianji, and he was even more delighted in his heart. He slapped his legs and said, "My eyes are really good. This doll is really the material for practicing my Tianji Pavilion skills. It's a good seed. The old man's mantle has been passed down. Hahaha~~
The old man Tianji raised his head to the sky and screamed, as if he was aggrieved just now, because he received such a qualified female apprentice, he released all of them.
After all, Le Tianyi's cultivation base is limited, the more desperately he tried to understand the engravings on the roulette, the more anxious he became.
After receiving it, she was out of breath, and with a muffled snort, her delicate body shook and fell to the ground.
With sharp eyes and quick hands, Gu Bei stood up and came over, taking advantage of the situation to hug Le Tianyi by the waist.
"I... what's wrong with me?"
Le Tianyi opened his eyes in a daze, and felt that his body was weak for a while, and his mind was even pricked by needles.
"It's caused by excessive consumption of mind, don't rush everything!"
Old Man Tianji made a leisurely sound, and walked over with a kind smile on his face, like a celestial being.
Le Tianyi broke free from Gu Bei's arms, got up, and bowed to the old man Tianji with both hands: "I will greet you... Master!"
He swallowed the word "cheap" abruptly.
"Well, no courtesy for my good disciple!" Old Man Tianji stroked his white beard with the dignity of a teacher.
"Master, what's going on... on your face? You were beaten?" Le Tianyi's eyes were better, and he pointed to the reddish eye sockets of the old man Tianji, as well as the blood stains at the corner of his mouth, and asked curiously.
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(End of this chapter)
Chapter 590 The three promises are not slapped in the face, why are you being unreasonable (subscribe, reward)
"Cheap master?"
Le Tianyi was familiar with this voice, and opened his mouth to shout.
But no matter how you listen to these words, it makes people feel a little uncomfortable.
Master, just master; what is "cheap master", why do you add the word "cheap" alone, is this old man very cheap?
Among the clouds, the old man Tianji, who was dressed in a fairy style, staggered and almost fell down.
The fisherman and old man Tianji naturally had some kind of secret and special means of communication, either through air fluctuations or sound transmission. In short, the fisherman "heard" the ethereal voice.
The fisherman raised his stick and punched Gu Bei with both hands. His face returned to his old and ordinary face. He carried an empty fish basket beside him and walked towards the other side of the single-plank bridge.
Gu Bei and the two followed until they crossed the single-plank bridge, and the scene in front of them suddenly opened up.
Here, it is really the fragrance of birds and flowers, not an illusion.
In a small fenced courtyard, there is a thatched cottage.
Next to the thatched hut stood a roulette five meters high, made of unknown material.
On the roulette, engravings are mysterious, making people feel a little dizzy at a glance.
Even Gu Bei couldn't help feeling his eyes light up when he saw this roulette equipment.
But Le Tianyi's beautiful eyes were immediately attracted by the huge roulette, so he took the initiative to let go of Gu Bei's hand and walked towards the roulette.
Meimou stared at the roulette without blinking, Le Tianyi seemed to be trapped in some kind of illusion, his face showed a desire for knowledge, and he just stood quietly beside the roulette.
The old fisherman didn't enter the small fence and disappeared.
Seeing Le Tianyi's state, Gu Bei looked sideways slightly, but he didn't intend to wake up the girl, so he walked towards the thatched cottage.
Not long after, old man Tianji's voice came from the thatched hut: "Hey boy, you can't hit me, I am your woman's master!"
It's good not to mention this, as soon as the old man Tianji said this, there was a crackling sound and someone's screaming in the thatched cottage.
Then, the old man Tianji's voice came from the hut: "Boy, why are you so ruthless, ouch, my old bones..."
There was another "bang bang" sound and a series of screams from the thatched cottage.
"Damn it, brat, we agreed not to slap you in the face, why do you insist on slapping your face..."
"Did I promise not to slap my face?"
After Gu Bei's playful voice sounded, there were continuous "bang bang" sounds and screams in the thatched cottage.
But the screams seemed to be getting weaker and weaker.
Before, there was dissatisfaction with cursing, but now it is mixed with a strong intention of begging for mercy, "I'm sorry, my lord, my lord, stop beating. You beat me like a pig's head, how can I have the face to see me Tu Tianyi, oh Woo..."
What the hell, there was a choked sobbing sound from the thatched cottage.
Even the birds in the small courtyard immediately fluffed up their feathers, fluttered their wings a few times, and flew away quickly after hearing the hoarse and choked-up sound of grievance.
Le Tianyi seemed to be silent in some kind of mysterious truth, and didn't notice what happened in the thatched cottage at all.
At this moment, she only felt that the engravings on the roulette seemed to represent some kind of fortune-telling, like living lines.
The seemingly complicated engravings appeared in her mind, but they were very well-organized.
"Crack~~"
The wooden door of the thatched cottage opened, and Gu Bei walked out gracefully. Behind him, an old man with white hair and white beard with a bruised nose and swollen face limped while holding the door frame, and followed him out.
Old Man Tianji's eyes have become two huge panda eyes, his left cheek is also red and swollen, there is still a little bloodshot at the corner of his mouth, even the bridge of his nose is tilted to one side, and his hair is even more messy. There is a bit of a fairy-tale posture.
No one knows what horrible things happened in the thatched cottage just now, and how the old guy turned into such a appearance.
"Hiss~ You must have been a little ruthless!"
Old Man Tianji was holding the door frame with one hand, rubbing the bridge of his nose with the other, staring at Gu Bei in front of him with a resentful face, revealing his displeasure all over his body.
"Why? Don't accept? If you don't accept it, do it again!"
Gu Bei suddenly turned his head and grinned, he was very narrow-minded.
Old man Tianji dared to complain, he immediately shut his mouth, and hit himself with a hand tactic, the gown all over his body was immediately clean as if washed, not even wrinkled.
The messy white hair and beard were also tidy, and the topknot on the top of the head was missing a hairpin, and the aura of the whole person returned to the old fairy style.
Even the redness and swelling on the eyes of the two pandas disappeared to only a few traces, the bridge of the nose that was crooked to one side was corrected, and the swelling disappeared on the corner of the red and swollen mouth, leaving only a little bloodstains.
Practitioners, especially those who have reached a certain level, want to recover from skin trauma, so naturally it is no problem.
Old Man Tianji failed to completely restore his facial features, naturally it was because of insufficient cultivation.
"Unconscionable brat, if old man Ruofei is covering you, those bastards from the temple have already found your door!" Elder Tianji couldn't help muttering.
There was a look of remorse on his face.
That day, the God of Light from the temple came to Huaxia in person, wanting to find Gu Bei, but met the old man Tianji who fled.
The old man Tianji didn't tell the truth, and it was also because he was hit by Guang Shenzun.
Of course, the God of Light finally found Gu Bei. Above the East China Sea, Gu Bei summoned Long You to torture the God of Light;
But hearing what old man Tianji said, Gu Bei looked sideways. He didn't expect that old man Tianji knew about the shrine, and even fought against the people in the shrine.
"Don't look at me like that, I don't like men!"
The old man Tianji looked proud, and walked towards Le Tianyi first.
The state of Le Tianyi really surprised the old man Tianji, and he was even more delighted in his heart. He slapped his legs and said, "My eyes are really good. This doll is really the material for practicing my Tianji Pavilion skills. It's a good seed. The old man's mantle has been passed down. Hahaha~~
The old man Tianji raised his head to the sky and screamed, as if he was aggrieved just now, because he received such a qualified female apprentice, he released all of them.
After all, Le Tianyi's cultivation base is limited, the more desperately he tried to understand the engravings on the roulette, the more anxious he became.
After receiving it, she was out of breath, and with a muffled snort, her delicate body shook and fell to the ground.
With sharp eyes and quick hands, Gu Bei stood up and came over, taking advantage of the situation to hug Le Tianyi by the waist.
"I... what's wrong with me?"
Le Tianyi opened his eyes in a daze, and felt that his body was weak for a while, and his mind was even pricked by needles.
"It's caused by excessive consumption of mind, don't rush everything!"
Old Man Tianji made a leisurely sound, and walked over with a kind smile on his face, like a celestial being.
Le Tianyi broke free from Gu Bei's arms, got up, and bowed to the old man Tianji with both hands: "I will greet you... Master!"
He swallowed the word "cheap" abruptly.
"Well, no courtesy for my good disciple!" Old Man Tianji stroked his white beard with the dignity of a teacher.
"Master, what's going on... on your face? You were beaten?" Le Tianyi's eyes were better, and he pointed to the reddish eye sockets of the old man Tianji, as well as the blood stains at the corner of his mouth, and asked curiously.
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(End of this chapter)
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