Baby and mommy are showgirls
Chapter 35 My Mentally Disabled Uncle
Chapter 35 My Mentally Disabled Uncle
Su Jing's phone rang again.
The opposite party was obviously impatient: "Sister, didn't I say that you are too inefficient, did you buy a dress and go to Mars?"
Su Jing snorted coldly: "Nangong star, you're really good, you're making trouble for me before we meet."
Nangong Yu: "Ah...you're here? Hurry up, find a way to save my young master from the dire straits."
Su Jing: "Hehe, just wait for me."
Nangong Yu on the toilet shivered unconsciously.Does he have a cold?Why do you suddenly feel a little cold?
After Su Jing bowed his head and whispered a few words into Jiang Baobao's ear, Jiang Baobao walked towards the bathroom with a small body dragging a big black bag.
When a female reporter saw such a cute baby, she couldn't help asking more questions.
"Little baby, can you tell Auntie, what are you doing with such a big bag?"
Jiang Baobao was meticulously dressed in the overalls and her back was straight, she replied childishly.
"My mentally handicapped uncle accidentally wet his pants when he was shopping, and I'm here to give him clothes and pants."
What a sensible baby, cute, the female reporter sympathized: "Take a mentally handicapped uncle to go shopping, baby, it's not easy for you."
Jiang Baobao: "Well, just get used to it."
"Mentally handicapped uncle" Nangong Yu had just finished sneezing when he was hit on the head by the clothes that flew into the cubicle.
"Damn it, who attacked me, young master."
A cute voice came: "I'll give you a minute to change your clothes. Oh, yes, I remind you that in order not to wear clothes, you'd better act as a mentally handicapped person later. You are a professional in acting."
Nangong Yu immediately retorted: "I'm a professional, I'm famous for my poor acting skills, I'm mentally retarded, so I can't act."
However, how did Sister Su find a little doll to give her clothes?But this ability to organize language doesn't look like a baby at all.
So, Nangong Yu asked one more question: "Little brother, are you correct Taiyin?"
Jiang Baobao: "I am Avalokitesvara with Thousand Hands."
Nangong Yu's face was full of black lines: "Damn, it's even better than my young master."
Jiang Baobao: "What is Avalokitesvara with Thousand Hands? There is a saying in "Avalokitesvara Pumenpin", you can pray for thousands of places, and you will be answered in a thousand places. If you Nangong star is in trouble, I will help you. Isn't that what Avalokitesvara is? Read more books. illiteracy."
While changing his clothes, Nangong Yu replied, "Damn, who can read Buddhist scriptures if nothing happens."
Jiang Baobao: "That's why people who are stupid should read more books."
To actually despise his IQ, this guy is too low.
Nangong Yu angrily kicked open the door, and saw a cute baby carved in powder and jade standing in front of him, cuter than the porcelain dolls in comics.
But that cold expression makes people feel that this is a very cute little baby who is not easy to mess with.
Nangong Yu was stunned until Jiang Baobao sighed: "Hey, IQ is much more stupid than looks."
Nangong Yu quickly accepted this baby with extraordinary IQ, and said furiously, "Damn, baby, if you despise me again, I'm going to turn my back on you."
Jiang Baobao's expression was cold and cool: "Don't dawdle, act quickly, don't keep me waiting for a long time."
Ever since, the reporters standing outside the toilet saw this scene.
A little cute baby, dragging a black bag in one hand, and leading a man wearing a military green hat with distorted facial features and drooling from the corner of his mouth, came out of the toilet.
Everyone realized: It really is a mentally handicapped uncle, and the limping posture is not a normal person at first glance.
After a long time, a reporter finally rushed into the toilet,
"Damn, that retarded person just now is Nangong Yu, right?"
(End of this chapter)
Su Jing's phone rang again.
The opposite party was obviously impatient: "Sister, didn't I say that you are too inefficient, did you buy a dress and go to Mars?"
Su Jing snorted coldly: "Nangong star, you're really good, you're making trouble for me before we meet."
Nangong Yu: "Ah...you're here? Hurry up, find a way to save my young master from the dire straits."
Su Jing: "Hehe, just wait for me."
Nangong Yu on the toilet shivered unconsciously.Does he have a cold?Why do you suddenly feel a little cold?
After Su Jing bowed his head and whispered a few words into Jiang Baobao's ear, Jiang Baobao walked towards the bathroom with a small body dragging a big black bag.
When a female reporter saw such a cute baby, she couldn't help asking more questions.
"Little baby, can you tell Auntie, what are you doing with such a big bag?"
Jiang Baobao was meticulously dressed in the overalls and her back was straight, she replied childishly.
"My mentally handicapped uncle accidentally wet his pants when he was shopping, and I'm here to give him clothes and pants."
What a sensible baby, cute, the female reporter sympathized: "Take a mentally handicapped uncle to go shopping, baby, it's not easy for you."
Jiang Baobao: "Well, just get used to it."
"Mentally handicapped uncle" Nangong Yu had just finished sneezing when he was hit on the head by the clothes that flew into the cubicle.
"Damn it, who attacked me, young master."
A cute voice came: "I'll give you a minute to change your clothes. Oh, yes, I remind you that in order not to wear clothes, you'd better act as a mentally handicapped person later. You are a professional in acting."
Nangong Yu immediately retorted: "I'm a professional, I'm famous for my poor acting skills, I'm mentally retarded, so I can't act."
However, how did Sister Su find a little doll to give her clothes?But this ability to organize language doesn't look like a baby at all.
So, Nangong Yu asked one more question: "Little brother, are you correct Taiyin?"
Jiang Baobao: "I am Avalokitesvara with Thousand Hands."
Nangong Yu's face was full of black lines: "Damn, it's even better than my young master."
Jiang Baobao: "What is Avalokitesvara with Thousand Hands? There is a saying in "Avalokitesvara Pumenpin", you can pray for thousands of places, and you will be answered in a thousand places. If you Nangong star is in trouble, I will help you. Isn't that what Avalokitesvara is? Read more books. illiteracy."
While changing his clothes, Nangong Yu replied, "Damn, who can read Buddhist scriptures if nothing happens."
Jiang Baobao: "That's why people who are stupid should read more books."
To actually despise his IQ, this guy is too low.
Nangong Yu angrily kicked open the door, and saw a cute baby carved in powder and jade standing in front of him, cuter than the porcelain dolls in comics.
But that cold expression makes people feel that this is a very cute little baby who is not easy to mess with.
Nangong Yu was stunned until Jiang Baobao sighed: "Hey, IQ is much more stupid than looks."
Nangong Yu quickly accepted this baby with extraordinary IQ, and said furiously, "Damn, baby, if you despise me again, I'm going to turn my back on you."
Jiang Baobao's expression was cold and cool: "Don't dawdle, act quickly, don't keep me waiting for a long time."
Ever since, the reporters standing outside the toilet saw this scene.
A little cute baby, dragging a black bag in one hand, and leading a man wearing a military green hat with distorted facial features and drooling from the corner of his mouth, came out of the toilet.
Everyone realized: It really is a mentally handicapped uncle, and the limping posture is not a normal person at first glance.
After a long time, a reporter finally rushed into the toilet,
"Damn, that retarded person just now is Nangong Yu, right?"
(End of this chapter)
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