The last Onmyoji

Chapter 108
I asked Xiaolan repeatedly, and she said that it was impossible to remember the wrong place, because when the ashes were buried, she was involved in the whole process as one of the victims, and the police were very afraid of this urn, remember this It's definitely closer than remembering the location of my own grandma's graveyard.

There is no way, the few of us can only go back with this mask. The facial makeup of Peking Opera Huadan has become my nightmare now, because seeing this stuff reminds me of too many things, it seems that everything, It's all related to this Huadan, the mother's swan song, the father's erhu, and the corpse singing in the police station.All kinds of things seem to indicate that this Huadan facial makeup almost runs through the whole mystery.

I am sitting in the car now, holding this Huadan face, it gives me a very strange feeling now, not because it runs through the mystery as I said just now, but this face, like a Mona Lisa smile, No matter where I turn it, I can feel its eyes, looking at you at an angle, and maintaining a smile.And how to say that kind of smile, it looks at you like a fool.

And another strange thing is that when I looked at this face, it looked like a familiar face, but after putting on Huadan makeup, I couldn't remember who it was. The last one was shocked and asked Xiaolan: "What do you mean?" , Does this facial make-up look like the dead woman standing on the street?"

Xiaolan only glanced at it, and immediately hugged her head and yelled: "Take it away! Take it away!" Obviously, I was very frightened by my words, and then I showed it to Lin Erdan and Hei San, With the consent of the two of them, this face, if it follows the imagination, is really the face of the street girl after makeup.

When I went back to see my second uncle, I explained what happened here. The fat man is actually a doctor, but the difference now is that he is an andrologist, but he wants to see my second uncle for gynecology. But after all, he is also a doctor. Doctor, after listening to what we said, he said: "This is the fucking end, there is no way to summon the soul."

The second uncle held this weird Huadan face and frowned tightly. It seemed that no one knew what he was thinking. After a while, he looked at the fat man's belly and said, "Actually, you are the only one who is pregnant with this child now." gone."

"You might as well let the fat man die!" the fat man scolded.

"If you want to die, I won't stop you." The second uncle said.

Now the fat man was really depressed, and he went straight out the door. I asked him where he was going, and he replied rudely to relax. I'm really afraid that if he can't stand the blow that every man can't bear, he will do something.

After Fatty left with Erdan Lin, Hei San suddenly found my second uncle and asked, "Actually, a question I've always wanted to ask is, is Fatty really pregnant?"

"It's still fake. How many times have I told you that the real money is real." I looked at Hei Sandao, his question was too abrupt and out of place, it's all like this, you still feel joke?

"No, Xiaofan, what I'm asking is actually the other one." Hei San seemed to be a little entangled, not knowing how to ask.

At this time, my second uncle put the Peking Opera Huadan face on the table, looked at Hei San and said, "What do you want to ask, you can ask."

"Is he pregnant with a baby, or is he wearing a ghost baby?" Hei San asked.

"What's the difference?" I looked at Hei San wonderingly.

"The difference is big, Xiaofan, you should know my real identity and occupation. I have seen many such mysterious things, but I have never seen something as evil as Fatty this time. But you think, if the fat man is hung with a baby ghost, we can understand this, even if the fat man is killed by this ghost one day, it is understandable, the ghost is the fat man with an extra ghost, But if it is a baby on his body, it would be strange. A man does not have a uterus. Where does the baby grow? In the stomach? - The baby will be born sooner or later and become a person. Fat people can get pregnant strangely, But as long as this baby is a person, it is impossible to violate the principles of human physiology." Hei San said.

After speaking, he added another sentence: "I admit, my expression is rather confusing."

But the second uncle nodded and said: "I understand what you mean, the fat man is pregnant with a baby."

"Where does it grow? Where does the baby's umbilical cord grow? How will the fat man give birth to this child? Pull?" Hei San asked.

"I haven't encountered this matter before, so I can't give you an answer." The second uncle said.

"I think I have a way to solve this problem. I originally thought that it would not work if it was a ghost, but since you can be sure that he is a baby, I have a way. When the ghost cannot be explained, you must believe in science. I Feeling, science and spirituality, can actually be dialectical with each other." Hei San said.

"Science? You don't really want the fat man to have an abortion, do you?" I asked Hei San.

"It doesn't matter whether you have an abortion or not, at least go check your body first, and see where the baby in his body is growing." Hei San said.

I have to say that what Hei San said at this time is very reasonable. After I sorted out what he said, we both looked at Second Uncle together, waiting for his nod.

"Go and try it." The second uncle stood up, picked up the Huadan mask, and went back to the bedroom.

"It seems that your second uncle supports my idea." Hei San was a little excited when he said this, which shows how much he adores my second uncle now.

- Fatty and Erdan Lin came back in the afternoon. Both of them were wearing big and small pockets. The fatty even changed into a suit and shaved off his beard. If it wasn't for him Standing beside Lin Erdan and his body shape, I can hardly recognize that this fat man who looks like the CEO of a listed group is the Liu Tianci I know!

When the fat man saw me, he threw me a few bags and said, "Hey, next, see if you like the clothes I bought for you, fat man."

After finishing speaking, he also threw it to Hei San, and even called Lin Erdan to send some clothes to my second uncle, and threw the rest of the bag in my room, saying: "Xiaofan, this They are all bought for my godson. The one on the left is for boys, and the one on the right is for girls. No matter what happened, these clothes are enough for him to wear until he is two or three years old. Tell my godson, His godfather is ashamed to see him, but he can't recognize it to others.

Looking at Fatty's way of explaining his funeral, I was really uncomfortable and wanted to laugh, and I didn't even know how to comfort him.

"Go to the hospital for an examination. Is your belly a boy or a girl?" Hei San smiled and said to the fat man.

"Get the hell out of here. If I'm pregnant, I won't dare to hit you? Let me tell you, I'm really not afraid of getting pregnant!" the fat man scolded.

I hurriedly pulled away these two people who already regarded each other as friends but still felt uncomfortable when they met, and told the fat man about the opinion of the black three, and the fat man immediately jumped up and said: "You Fat Lord, let me go for a B-ultrasound? Are you kidding me? Do you know the expression on that old Chinese doctor’s face when he found out that Fat Lord had a happy pulse that day? Fat Lord, I knocked him out before leaving the hospital! You know, if the B-ultrasound doctor sees that I am pregnant with a child, what kind of eyes will he look at Fat Lord me?"

"I can find a relationship and help you find a doctor who will definitely keep it secret for you. You can rest assured about this. You should understand that in the current society, there is really no money that can't handle things." Hei San said.

In the end, we talked about everything, even Hei San called the doctor, negotiated the price, said that he was going to see a doctor for a very powerful person, and had to sign a non-disclosure agreement, so the fat man reluctantly followed us to the hospital. When we arrived at the hospital, I When I saw Yu Yang, the police chief, he greeted us from afar, and asked with concern when he saw the fat man, "Immortal? I heard Hei San say you're pregnant. What's wrong with you?"

The fat man's face was covered with black lines and he didn't speak.Hei San said: "It's just that he has a weak kidney, so let's take a look. This guy is too embarrassed to do andrology. He has a very thin skin, so he troubled Brother Yu."

Yu Yang looked at Fatty again, the eyes that every man understands, and even comforted him: "This is a disease, it should be treated as it should be, what age is it, what's the shame in being an andrologist?"

Fatty's look at Hei San would kill him, but he couldn't refute it out loud. Could it be that Fatty is pregnant if I don't have kidney deficiency or waist pain?

With Yu Yang's coordination, the fat man was quickly dragged away by the doctor. After the examination, the fat man was full of nervousness, sitting there like a little daughter-in-law without saying a word, and the result came out very quickly. .When the young doctor called us to the infirmary, he took the film and frowned at us: "It's not normal, this boss has such a big tumor in his stomach, why is he still in such good health?"

"Are you ready to eat?" The doctor asked the fat man with a frown.

"You can eat it!" The fat man was a little dazed. Seeing his deflated appearance, I really wanted to laugh, but I didn't dare to.

"Cut or not?" Hei San interrupted and asked.

"Cut it off. The patient didn't feel anything abnormal, which means it's benign. It's really a miracle. I didn't feel such a big tumor before. Oh, look at the shape of this tumor, it looks like a fetus! " said the doctor in surprise.

"Just cut it, what are you doing with so much nonsense?!" Hearing this, the fat man blushed, stood up and left.

——In the end, we made a final decision. The operation will be scheduled for the day after tomorrow. Because of such a large tumor, the doctors in this hospital feel that it is not safe. Just invite two experts in this field. Hei San also said with a smile, in fact, there is no need to be so grand. Just treat it as an ordinary flow of people.

The doctor also scolded him, how can you talk like that, even though the tumor looks like a fetus, he is not a fetus either!
No matter how dramatic this matter is, I finally breathed a sigh of relief. It seems that what the black three said is true. Science and pseudo-science supernatural, in fact, are indispensable. Take the fat man as an example.

A single operation can solve the problem that the second uncle is helpless, what is this called?

(End of this chapter)