The last Onmyoji
Chapter 215
Chapter 215
The situation was chaotic, and there were crying fathers and mothers all of a sudden, and there were signs of losing control. Just kidding, those who dared to go to the grave were usually young and middle-aged. In rural areas, young and middle-aged people are the pillars of the family. One, the rest of the women, the elderly, and the cries of children can be heard endlessly.We can only be on the periphery, we can't even squeeze in.I pulled the villager I knew. This person was my high school classmate. His name was Wang Jiuyue, which sounded like a woman's name.
I pulled him aside and said, "Jiuyue, is the manager of your village here?"
"Why are you looking for someone in charge? Someone has already invited Daxian to come over." Wang Jiuyue said, and after he finished speaking, he pulled me aside and said, "Xiaofan, let's have a class together, don't blame me for not reminding you, You want to find someone in charge? I advise you to run away when he comes, the village branch secretary is Yuanyuan's brother, because of Lin Sanshui, people who see Lin's village don't like to see him now."
"What's going on?" I asked.
"You're not blind, so you can't tell how old the two are? Now Yuanyuan's father doesn't recognize this girl anymore. If he didn't have a child now, could he build a homestead in the village?" After Wang Jiuyue finished speaking, she saw an old lady coming over there, so she abandoned me and went to find the old lady. The old lady looked about 80 or [-] years old, and her walk was trembling like a gust of wind. They have to blow people down.But she was dressed in a pretty dick, and she was wearing a soap coat with gossip painted on it. I also had the impression that this old lady was a relatively famous person in the neighborhood.
Here in the countryside, if something goes wrong, it’s a tradition to find a great fairy. This old lady seems to have a good reputation in Wangzhuang. It’s quite embarrassing for the rest of us. We are not treated well by the villagers.What I wanted to say, the fat man waved his hand to stop me, and said: "Let's take a look first, what Hei San said is right, let's go, since someone has temporarily taken over this matter, let's take a look around first, the feng shui of this place, What the hell is going on."
When we walked around the village of Wang Yuanyuan, Lin Sanshui's daughter-in-law, because the Fengshui terrain here is not quite obvious. Fengshui, in addition to the well-known thing of hiding wind and gathering water, there is a more familiar saying, mountain The owner Dingshui is rich, that is to say, if you live near the mountains, you can keep your family prosperous, and if you live near the water, you will have a lot of money and a smooth career.But the terrain of Wangzhuang is similar to Linjiazhuang. There is no big feng shui pattern to speak of. There are no big mountains, let alone big rivers. There are no famous mountains and rivers, no good Fengshui pattern, basically there are no big ancient tombs. As long as the ancients were rich and powerful, most people believed this.
So after turning around, I am not saying that a professional Feng Shui master can't see anything at all, not only me, black three, and fat people can't see anything. Without a big Feng Shui pattern, there will be no There is no treasure land, but there is no haunted house.
"Maybe there was a corpse here at the time, and the passing experts built a place to suppress it. They also found a place at random. At any time, they have to use Fengshui pattern to explain something." Hei San said .
We can only explain it in this way. After turning around and finding nothing, we returned to the place where Lin Sanshui disappeared, but this time, the dance has already started here, that is, the old lady in her 80s is over there. Jumping around pretending to be crazy and pretending to be stupid, muttering words in his mouth. I used to think it was the same thing, but now I look at it, it’s completely funny. It depends on how big your field of vision is.
What's even more funny is that after dancing for a while, the old lady suddenly screamed loudly and fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth. When I saw this, I almost burst out laughing. This is basically a country witch The usual method used by Shenhan is to jump the gods. If you have a minor illness, you can just endure it for a while.I won't talk about whether this kind of people have real skills, at least their acting skills are definitely excellent.
"Don't laugh, something is wrong." The fat man looked at the old lady and said.
"What's wrong?" I wondered, I've seen this kind of thing too much.
"The old lady is dead!!!" Fatty's expression changed immediately, and he rushed in towards the crowd. Now he is Lin Erdan's body, and his strength is still as strong as a cow. I even suspect that this is Fatty Chi The reason why he didn't want to change his soul with Er Dan for a long time was that when he snatched the body, he also snatched the divine power that was the same as the natural ability.
He pushed through the crowd, ran wildly all the way, and rushed directly in front of the old lady. Among the people who pinched the old lady vigorously, it seemed useless. The fat man simply carried the old lady on his back and held the old lady with his knees The wife's stomach started pounding on her back, one punch was harder than the other, and after three punches, the old lady, who had just been unconscious just now, lay on Lin Erdan's body and vomited.
All that was spit out was black water, which was called a stinky smell. The few of us standing outside could smell this smell. It was even worse than the smell of corpses.
Frustration was written on the fat man's face, and after such busy work, his face was also covered with sweat, and he said, "It can't be done, we can't be saved."
In our eyes, the fat man was acting as a prostitute this time, and ran over to save this old lady who pretended to be a ghost. Who knows, after the fat man said that he couldn't be saved, the crowd suddenly started talking.
"Who is this guy?"
"Crap! It seems to be Lin Erdan from Lin Family Village. I've seen this guy before."
There was a man in the crowd, with a big back and wearing an inappropriate suit. In the eyes of rural people, he was a bachelor. At this time, he suddenly stood up and faced the crowd. He yelled: Everyone saw it, it was this person who beat Mrs. Wang to death with three punches.Don't let him run away.
I fucking saw that something was wrong. After the man yelled, the crowd immediately sharpened their knives and rushed towards the fat man. I was anxious and annoyed when I saw it. I rushed into the crowd, caught off guard by the big-backed head, and slapped him to the ground with a shovel. I held up the shovel as if holding a machete, and cursed at the remaining villagers: "Who the fuck are you?" Dare to come here?!"
The Lin Family Village has fought with other villages before, and I know that there are two strategies in fighting fiercely in the countryside. One is to completely suppress the momentum, and the second is to capture the thief first and capture the king first. For example, the former Lin family Zhuang, whoever knocks out Lin Sanshui will win the battle. Who else has the guts to charge forward?I occupied both of these at once. I thought I could completely suppress it, but unexpectedly, my arrogance hadn't been revealed yet, and I was hit on the back of the head.
"Fuck! People from Linjiazhuang dare to go to Wangzhuang to bully people!" The villagers rushed forward in a blink of an eye, and that Wang Yuanyuan yelled loudly over there, but who would listen to a woman's words, in a blink of an eye, Melee started.
Seeing the melee, Hei San and Lin Erdan over there also immediately joined the battle, and there were also three No. It's a fat man. In the past, Erdan Lin had a treasure house of brute force but couldn't use it. Now that his body is controlled by the fat man, he would rush left and right in the crowd and beat this group of youngsters into nothingness. People in the village kept joining the fight, and our side was still completely victorious, until the police came, and the four of them singled out a village, and they called the police.
A police car came, and a fat police car and a skinny policeman got off. As soon as they saw the police coming, the villagers who were knocked down by us started crying and howling, hoping that others would not know that they were beaten by the four of us and ran away, wanting justice The impartial people's police will uphold justice.
"Hey, Brother Wang." I greeted this person from afar. I really don't know his name, but Lin Sanshui once called this person Brother Wang. I can't call him Uncle Wang either, can I?The seniority in the countryside is not easy to calculate at all. When I saw this person coming, I also felt relieved. Jiuliang is still at my house, and I will still be afraid of the police at the town police station?
"It's you again, what's the matter?" Brother Wang asked pretending to be angry.
"Take a step to talk to Brother Wang." In front of the villagers, I was also in a mischievous state of mind, so I handed a cigarette up, pulled the policeman aside, explained the ins and outs clearly, and additionally said: "Jiu Liang It's still at my house, I think I'll be here soon, Brother Wang, wait, let's have a meal together at noon."
"You mean Sanshui is inside, and there are more than a dozen people planted inside?" the fat policeman said.
"Yes, why don't you say I'm angry? Didn't you see that fat man? It's not like you didn't see that fat man in Linjiazhuang. Originally, I invited the gods to be prostitutes, but in the end we were almost beaten. Can you not be angry? "I said.
"Then you can't beat all the men in a village to the ground. Forget it. I beg you to treat this matter as Brother Wang. I'll tell you, Brother Xiaofan. Please handle this matter well. More than a dozen people will die." What! If you are good to my brother, this matter is handled well, and I will definitely thank you in the future." The fat policeman clasped his fists at me and said.
(End of this chapter)
The situation was chaotic, and there were crying fathers and mothers all of a sudden, and there were signs of losing control. Just kidding, those who dared to go to the grave were usually young and middle-aged. In rural areas, young and middle-aged people are the pillars of the family. One, the rest of the women, the elderly, and the cries of children can be heard endlessly.We can only be on the periphery, we can't even squeeze in.I pulled the villager I knew. This person was my high school classmate. His name was Wang Jiuyue, which sounded like a woman's name.
I pulled him aside and said, "Jiuyue, is the manager of your village here?"
"Why are you looking for someone in charge? Someone has already invited Daxian to come over." Wang Jiuyue said, and after he finished speaking, he pulled me aside and said, "Xiaofan, let's have a class together, don't blame me for not reminding you, You want to find someone in charge? I advise you to run away when he comes, the village branch secretary is Yuanyuan's brother, because of Lin Sanshui, people who see Lin's village don't like to see him now."
"What's going on?" I asked.
"You're not blind, so you can't tell how old the two are? Now Yuanyuan's father doesn't recognize this girl anymore. If he didn't have a child now, could he build a homestead in the village?" After Wang Jiuyue finished speaking, she saw an old lady coming over there, so she abandoned me and went to find the old lady. The old lady looked about 80 or [-] years old, and her walk was trembling like a gust of wind. They have to blow people down.But she was dressed in a pretty dick, and she was wearing a soap coat with gossip painted on it. I also had the impression that this old lady was a relatively famous person in the neighborhood.
Here in the countryside, if something goes wrong, it’s a tradition to find a great fairy. This old lady seems to have a good reputation in Wangzhuang. It’s quite embarrassing for the rest of us. We are not treated well by the villagers.What I wanted to say, the fat man waved his hand to stop me, and said: "Let's take a look first, what Hei San said is right, let's go, since someone has temporarily taken over this matter, let's take a look around first, the feng shui of this place, What the hell is going on."
When we walked around the village of Wang Yuanyuan, Lin Sanshui's daughter-in-law, because the Fengshui terrain here is not quite obvious. Fengshui, in addition to the well-known thing of hiding wind and gathering water, there is a more familiar saying, mountain The owner Dingshui is rich, that is to say, if you live near the mountains, you can keep your family prosperous, and if you live near the water, you will have a lot of money and a smooth career.But the terrain of Wangzhuang is similar to Linjiazhuang. There is no big feng shui pattern to speak of. There are no big mountains, let alone big rivers. There are no famous mountains and rivers, no good Fengshui pattern, basically there are no big ancient tombs. As long as the ancients were rich and powerful, most people believed this.
So after turning around, I am not saying that a professional Feng Shui master can't see anything at all, not only me, black three, and fat people can't see anything. Without a big Feng Shui pattern, there will be no There is no treasure land, but there is no haunted house.
"Maybe there was a corpse here at the time, and the passing experts built a place to suppress it. They also found a place at random. At any time, they have to use Fengshui pattern to explain something." Hei San said .
We can only explain it in this way. After turning around and finding nothing, we returned to the place where Lin Sanshui disappeared, but this time, the dance has already started here, that is, the old lady in her 80s is over there. Jumping around pretending to be crazy and pretending to be stupid, muttering words in his mouth. I used to think it was the same thing, but now I look at it, it’s completely funny. It depends on how big your field of vision is.
What's even more funny is that after dancing for a while, the old lady suddenly screamed loudly and fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth. When I saw this, I almost burst out laughing. This is basically a country witch The usual method used by Shenhan is to jump the gods. If you have a minor illness, you can just endure it for a while.I won't talk about whether this kind of people have real skills, at least their acting skills are definitely excellent.
"Don't laugh, something is wrong." The fat man looked at the old lady and said.
"What's wrong?" I wondered, I've seen this kind of thing too much.
"The old lady is dead!!!" Fatty's expression changed immediately, and he rushed in towards the crowd. Now he is Lin Erdan's body, and his strength is still as strong as a cow. I even suspect that this is Fatty Chi The reason why he didn't want to change his soul with Er Dan for a long time was that when he snatched the body, he also snatched the divine power that was the same as the natural ability.
He pushed through the crowd, ran wildly all the way, and rushed directly in front of the old lady. Among the people who pinched the old lady vigorously, it seemed useless. The fat man simply carried the old lady on his back and held the old lady with his knees The wife's stomach started pounding on her back, one punch was harder than the other, and after three punches, the old lady, who had just been unconscious just now, lay on Lin Erdan's body and vomited.
All that was spit out was black water, which was called a stinky smell. The few of us standing outside could smell this smell. It was even worse than the smell of corpses.
Frustration was written on the fat man's face, and after such busy work, his face was also covered with sweat, and he said, "It can't be done, we can't be saved."
In our eyes, the fat man was acting as a prostitute this time, and ran over to save this old lady who pretended to be a ghost. Who knows, after the fat man said that he couldn't be saved, the crowd suddenly started talking.
"Who is this guy?"
"Crap! It seems to be Lin Erdan from Lin Family Village. I've seen this guy before."
There was a man in the crowd, with a big back and wearing an inappropriate suit. In the eyes of rural people, he was a bachelor. At this time, he suddenly stood up and faced the crowd. He yelled: Everyone saw it, it was this person who beat Mrs. Wang to death with three punches.Don't let him run away.
I fucking saw that something was wrong. After the man yelled, the crowd immediately sharpened their knives and rushed towards the fat man. I was anxious and annoyed when I saw it. I rushed into the crowd, caught off guard by the big-backed head, and slapped him to the ground with a shovel. I held up the shovel as if holding a machete, and cursed at the remaining villagers: "Who the fuck are you?" Dare to come here?!"
The Lin Family Village has fought with other villages before, and I know that there are two strategies in fighting fiercely in the countryside. One is to completely suppress the momentum, and the second is to capture the thief first and capture the king first. For example, the former Lin family Zhuang, whoever knocks out Lin Sanshui will win the battle. Who else has the guts to charge forward?I occupied both of these at once. I thought I could completely suppress it, but unexpectedly, my arrogance hadn't been revealed yet, and I was hit on the back of the head.
"Fuck! People from Linjiazhuang dare to go to Wangzhuang to bully people!" The villagers rushed forward in a blink of an eye, and that Wang Yuanyuan yelled loudly over there, but who would listen to a woman's words, in a blink of an eye, Melee started.
Seeing the melee, Hei San and Lin Erdan over there also immediately joined the battle, and there were also three No. It's a fat man. In the past, Erdan Lin had a treasure house of brute force but couldn't use it. Now that his body is controlled by the fat man, he would rush left and right in the crowd and beat this group of youngsters into nothingness. People in the village kept joining the fight, and our side was still completely victorious, until the police came, and the four of them singled out a village, and they called the police.
A police car came, and a fat police car and a skinny policeman got off. As soon as they saw the police coming, the villagers who were knocked down by us started crying and howling, hoping that others would not know that they were beaten by the four of us and ran away, wanting justice The impartial people's police will uphold justice.
"Hey, Brother Wang." I greeted this person from afar. I really don't know his name, but Lin Sanshui once called this person Brother Wang. I can't call him Uncle Wang either, can I?The seniority in the countryside is not easy to calculate at all. When I saw this person coming, I also felt relieved. Jiuliang is still at my house, and I will still be afraid of the police at the town police station?
"It's you again, what's the matter?" Brother Wang asked pretending to be angry.
"Take a step to talk to Brother Wang." In front of the villagers, I was also in a mischievous state of mind, so I handed a cigarette up, pulled the policeman aside, explained the ins and outs clearly, and additionally said: "Jiu Liang It's still at my house, I think I'll be here soon, Brother Wang, wait, let's have a meal together at noon."
"You mean Sanshui is inside, and there are more than a dozen people planted inside?" the fat policeman said.
"Yes, why don't you say I'm angry? Didn't you see that fat man? It's not like you didn't see that fat man in Linjiazhuang. Originally, I invited the gods to be prostitutes, but in the end we were almost beaten. Can you not be angry? "I said.
"Then you can't beat all the men in a village to the ground. Forget it. I beg you to treat this matter as Brother Wang. I'll tell you, Brother Xiaofan. Please handle this matter well. More than a dozen people will die." What! If you are good to my brother, this matter is handled well, and I will definitely thank you in the future." The fat policeman clasped his fists at me and said.
(End of this chapter)
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