Plane of Immortal Cultivation

Chapter 30

Hearing that Qin Guan was going to tell a joke, Zheng Da stopped watching Qianqian, a beautiful woman on the stage, and shouted, "Brother Shaoyou, what a joke, tell it quickly and listen to it."

That Han Yu also looked over, was aroused interest, looked at Qin Guan with a pair of big eyes.

Even the little book boy behind him stared at Qin Guan.

Qin Guan cleared his throat:
"By the way, there was a lustful and corrupt official who wanted to find a concubine he wanted, so he sent people to pick and choose, which made the people uneasy. Later, a wise man came forward, recommended himself as a matchmaker, and asked the corrupt official what kind of concubine he wanted to marry. The corrupt official said: "What I want is: small cherry mouth, almond-shaped eyes, crescent eyebrows and a fairy face, don't talk about food, drink or clothing, and don't gossip around the house. " When the wise man heard this, he laughed and said, "Coincidentally, there is such a woman in my village. "At the moment, the date of marriage has been agreed upon."

"On the wedding day, firecrackers blared and gongs and drums blared. The bridal sedan chair was carried to the mansion of the corrupt official. The corrupt official stepped forward happily and lifted the bride's flower cover. When he saw it clearly, he was furious. It turned out that the bridal sedan chair turned out to be a woman in floral clothes. Clay-born Bodhisattva."

"The corrupt official asked the wise man angrily, why did you bring me a clay statue? What is the reason? The wise man smiled slightly and said, "Look, my lord, isn't this exactly what you want? Small cherry mouth, apricot core eyes, crescent eyebrows, and a fairy face, no Don't talk about food and drink, don't talk about clothes, don't gossip around the house? "

After hearing the joke, Zheng Da laughed out loud, and said to Han Yu, "Brother Han, that's exactly what you want. You are that corrupt official, hahaha."

Han Yu ignored Zheng Da at all.

But he took a deep look at Qin Guan. I don't know if this joke existed before, or Qin Guan made it up now. If he made it up after listening to his own words, it means that Qin Guan is not as stupid as people say. .

On the stage, Qianqian started a talent show.

blowjob.

The movements are elegant and charming.

The audience in the audience couldn't help applauding, the atmosphere was very enthusiastic, and some people had already started giving rewards.

"Master Liu rewarded twenty orchids."

"Zhu Xiucai rewarded ten plum blossoms."

"Wang Guanren rewarded two roses."

The hall was very lively, and everyone was optimistic about this coquettish Qianqian girl.

Zheng Da also applauded loudly, patted the table and shouted: "Come here, boy, and give me ten roses."

A servant came running over with a flower basket, but Zheng Da didn't pay, and then turned to Qin Guandao, "Brother Shaoyou, I called for you, to impress Miss Qianqian, I have a chance to kiss Fangze tonight Oh, take your money."

Qin Guan was taken aback, he could still play like this.

It's just some money, Qin Guan has won thousands of coins, so he doesn't care about such a small amount of money, he waved his big hand and said: "How can ten roses be worthy of Miss Qianqian, buddy, reward Miss Qianqian with a hundred roses."

He coolly took out a wad of banknotes, and handed a hundred-percent bill to the clerk.

The clerk took it with a smile, and shouted loudly: "Mr. Qin Guan, reward Qianqian girl with a hundred roses."

Hearing this number, everyone in the hall looked over to see who was so bold.

On the stage, Miss Qianqian also stopped playing, looked at Qin Guan's table, showed a charming smile to Qin Guan, slightly bowed her lips, and said, "Thank you, Mr. Qin, for your love."

Zheng Da leaned over and said in Qin Guan's ear, "Brother Qin, Miss Qianqian has noticed you, work hard tonight, maybe you can be a flower picker for a while."

"Brother Zheng, don't you have an idea?" Qin Guan said with a smile.

"I still like that girl just now, I like big breasts." Zheng Da said.

Qin Guan shook his head and said, "Pigeon milk is the best."

The two rogues were discussing openly which kind of woman had the most beautiful breasts. Han Yu, who was sitting by the side, looked colder and colder, and looked at Qin Guan coldly, even revealing a bit of murderous intent in his eyes.

But the little book boy next to him had a tinge of blush on his pretty white face.

"This Qianqian girl is tall and tall, but it's a pity that her chest is petite, but it seems that she is brother Shaoyou's favorite, brother Shaoyou must not let it go." Fatty Zheng urged.

At this moment, Han Yu, who was sitting at the same table, said, "Brother Qin, judging by your age, you probably have a marriage contract. Are you worthy of your fiancée for being so flirtatious outside?"

Qin Guan was taken aback, what does this mean? Whether I have a marriage contract or not is none of her business.

However, Qin Guan with this body does have a marriage contract. The ancients generally got engaged earlier. When Qin Guan was 12 years old, a marriage was established. It seemed that the other party was a general girl, but Qin Guan is never seen before.

For this kind of arranged marriage, Qin Guan from modern times would naturally not like it.

Qin Guan grinned and said: "Blind marriage and dumb marriage, I don't know whether the other party is deaf or dumb, or has crooked eyes, or even lacks arms and legs, maybe it's a pockmarked face. There is no emotion, no communication, how can there be love?" What are you sorry for?"

Hearing Qin Guan's words, Han Yu's face seemed to be turning into frost, and there were sparks in his eyes, which might erupt at any time.

"Brother Han, haven't you heard a saying, life is like a fleeting moment, if you don't enjoy yourself in time, the boss will be sad."

Han Yu said coldly, "Who said that?"

"Ahahaha," Qin Guan laughed, "I said that." Qin Guan said with a smile.

Just when Qin Guan was laughing triumphantly, he saw a pink fist getting bigger and bigger in front of his eyes. With a sound of "bang", the fist hit Qin Guan's right eye firmly, and Qin Guan yelled loudly, He fell to the ground together with the chair and passed out.

Looking at Han Yu again, his fist was still sticking out, his face was full of anger, and he muttered: "Shameless scum."

Seeing Qin Guan being beaten, Zheng Da turned pale in shock, stood up and pointed at Han Yu and cursed: "You bastard, we have good intentions to have a table with you, but you beat my brother, I want the government to arrest you and put you in jail."

"Boom."

When Zheng Da was about to scold again, he saw the book boy next to him rushing over. He kicked Zheng Da out with one kick. Zheng Da's obese body rolled like a ball two or three meters away, and he also fainted.

A fight broke out in the hall of Lanfangyuan, which naturally attracted everyone's attention. The performance of Qianqian girl on the stage also stopped.

Seeing that there was trouble, Han Yu stood up, put away the folding fan, and strode out with the book boy.The thugs from the brothel surrounded them, and someone shouted, "You can't leave if you beat someone here."

Han Yu stood with his hands behind his back, and said softly, "Xiaodie, do it."

The little book boy was not as shy as before, he immediately turned into a ferocious animal, punched three times and kicked two times, and beat the crowd of thugs who came around, crying and howling, and fell to the ground.

Han Yu snorted coldly and stepped out.

Qin Guan fainted, and this time he really fainted. When he woke up again, it was already the morning of the next day. After waking up, he saw Er Bao lying on the desk in the room and fell asleep. I was a little confused, I seemed to go to Lanfangyuan to watch the flower viewing competition, why did I go home.

(End of this chapter)