farm wife

Chapter 134 Strange Creature

Don't be too pure in Sao Nian, you will be ravaged miserably.

It can be seen that some old monsters like to pick stupid and fresh young people like you. If you are weak, you will not be able to survive a round, so you can only choose to be a new person.

Big Yan moved his fingers, should he pick this delicate flower?

Shit, blood will splash on the battlefield!

"Let's go, I'm not hurt, it's menstruation." Old Dayan just blushed, and immediately calmed down, and threw the cotton over cheekily, "It's fine if you can't cook well, presumably menstruation brings If you can do it, hurry up and make a set, I will use it urgently.”

Jiao Ye: ...

Wait, what the hell is menstruation?

According to which book, it is said that a woman is a strange creature, no, it should be called a monster, a monster that bleeds continuously for seven days every month without dying.

Master Jiao widened his eyes, feeling a strange feeling in his heart.

It was so scary, Xu Dayan turned out to be a woman.

Although he has always called her a dead woman, he has always treated her like ten men. It is only now that he knows that this woman can also bleed.

But women are creatures...

Master Jiao grabbed Dayan's hand and touched it finger by finger until he touched the whole hand ten times, with a look of disgust on his face: "Are you a woman? Women's fingers are as soft as bones. The fingers are full of calluses, and they are hard to the touch, not soft at all."

Da Yan became angry for no reason, and asked sullenly, "Have you ever touched other girls' hands?"

Master Jiao's eyes widened, and he said with great disgust: "Are you kidding me, creatures like women are so disgusting, I don't have time to hide, how can I touch them."

"If you haven't touched it, how do you know that a woman's hands are soft?"

"Are you a pig? Do you still need to touch it? It is said in the book that a woman's hand is as soft as boneless, so soft that it will break if you pinch it, making people reluctant to use force. Look at your hand, it is as soft as an iron rake. It seems that it won't break even if you cut it with a knife, but it's easy to use to hurt people."

"..."

Da Yan found himself speechless, what kind of metaphor is this.

But this explanation, she accepted.

"Hurry up and take it for my menstruation, I'm blood-stained." Da Yan pushed Master Jiao, and stuffed the clean cloth onto the cotton.

"I don't know how to do it." Master Jiao was bewildered, and suddenly remembered that the woman said that he was useless and couldn't do anything, so he took back the thing that was about to be pushed, turned his head and ran out. "I'm going to ask your mother what to do, learn from her...uh...what are you doing?"

Da Yan pulled Master Jiao back expressionlessly, not because he was afraid that Master Jiao would not come down, but because Mrs Shan could not stand Master Jiao talking about such things carelessly.

"Can you sew clothes?"

"I've seen it, I haven't sewed it, it shouldn't be difficult."

"Come on, I'll teach you."

……

The result is self-evident, the freshly released menstruation belt was first stained with Lord Jiao's blood, but it was finally made.

After a closer look, although I am not satisfied, I can make do with it.

It has potential and can be cultivated in the future.

Master Jiao is well-read, and he thinks he knows astronomy above, geography below, and people's harmony, Ming Yin... Well, anyway, he also understands such trivial things as women's menstruation.

"Aren't you uncomfortable, would you like me to cook you some brown sugar ginger soup?" Master Jiao stretched out his hand to touch Da Yan's stomach, women are really strange creatures.

Look at the blood on the trousers, so much blood has flowed out in just a short while, and it's a miracle that you can't die and still be alive and kicking like this for seven consecutive days every month.

Big Smoke: →_→

Sao Nian, please take back your expression of seeing a monster.

"I can't imagine what it's like to drink brown sugar ginger soup that I forgot to add water." Ghost knows what happened to Mrs. Jiao, as if forgetting to add water when cooking is a natural stalk, every time I grit my teeth and swear that I will definitely do it next time Remember, but still forget next time.

"For the sake of your weakness, I won't argue with you for the time being. Remember to go back and drink brown sugar ginger soup later." Master Jiao remembered the book saying that women will be very irritable these days, in order to prevent themselves from suffering, Or first... well, hypocrisy.

Turn on the water, be sure to remember to turn on the water.

Humph.

Da Yan picked the palm of his hand, feeling very uneasy, glanced at the menstrual tape of only one, and discussed: "Why don't you stop cooking, and make a few more for me, one is not enough, why? There are also ten or eight."

Master Jiao: "What's the rush, I'll make brown sugar ginger soup for you later."

Da Yan suddenly discovered that except for the blushing of Master Jiao at the beginning, up to now he has acted impartially.

But his face was tense, and he didn't look at people with his nostrils.

"What do you look at? I know that I am handsome and earth-shatteringly beautiful. I don't need to tell you with your eyes." Master Jiao glanced at her, pretending to be calm and looking away, but his eyes fell on the pants on the ground inadvertently. superior.

Is it okay to shed so much blood?
Dayan thought to himself that he might have misunderstood something, and regardless of whether Master Jiao would be shy or not, he would definitely snort through his nostrils and look at people with his nostrils.

"I heard that women can't touch the water here, and your pants are so dirty, do you want me to wash them for you?" Master Jiao's ears were red, and he felt a little regretful after speaking.

There is something wrong, so why are you so kind?

It's just that Master Jiao himself can't explain why, and he doesn't want others to see Da Yan's clothes, especially the clothes in this situation, not even Da Yan's mother or sister.

The old face of Dayan twitched, and he was a little speechless, feeling that he didn't quite understand Master Jiao.

I was at a loss for a while, Master Jiao is kind?

Fart!

Bewitched, she has a bloody menstrual belt, should I paste one?

Fortunately, Master Jiao realized what he said, and couldn't resist blushing and rushed out, otherwise she would really contribute that.

Mrs. Shan has been looking this way, seeing Mr. Jiao rushing out of the door, she timidly walks over to see the situation.

"What, what's the matter..." Shan stopped before finishing speaking, and looked at her in shock, "You, are you having your period?"

Da Yan didn't want to guess what the shock on Shan's face was, she had to take the things to Lord Jiao, ask Master Jiao to make some more, and stare at Master Jiao to release the water.

If there is no water in the brown sugar ginger soup, the taste is unimaginable.

"You, are you a menstrual belt?" Shan was just thinking about whether to bring her own to Dayan for use, when she saw one on the bed of Dayan with her sharp eyes, picked it up and looked at it, her expression changed. "You son of a bitch, how can you waste it so much that you even put cotton in it. I washed the cotton and put it away. I plan to make padded jackets for your sisters, you..."

Da Yan interrupted impatiently: "Why do you feel bad, I'll buy you a new one when I'm done."

If it weren't for the fact that she can use the old one without a new one, she would actually dislike it, okay?

(End of this chapter)