farm wife

Chapter 16 Dead Woman Stealing

Chapter 16 Dead Woman Stealing

After a general inspection, there was a rope tied around the man's foot, the knot was tied randomly, it was not strong at all, as long as he was not a fool, he could untie it.

If the man drowned because of this, he would be a fool.

Not knowing what was connected to the other end of the rope, Xu Dayan tugged on the rope, feeling something moving at the other end, he hesitated for a while, untied the rope and tied it to a peach tree beside him, before saving people.

Eighteen kinds of martial arts come together, crackling and beating...

Gouwa stared straight at it, didn't feel that he was saving someone, but felt that he was beating a monster, so he shouted in a low voice excitedly: "The elder sister is so powerful, the monster is spitting water all the time."

Just as she was yelling, she saw her elder sister bending down and kissing her mouth to mouth.

Why did you kiss me?Gouwa looked bewildered.

Suddenly, the small face suddenly realized again, and the eyes became even brighter. The eldest sister failed to take down Ruan Ziwen yesterday, and she will come again today, and she has to cook again.

This monster looks better than Ruan Ziwen, the eldest sister is so powerful, and the dog boy is so admired.

"Damn, it's cheap for you!" Xu Dayan let go of his mouth, raised his sleeve and wiped his lips. He wanted to push him away with disgust. People use it.

Suddenly, he was stunned again, and found that this person had exquisite features and was quite good-looking.

At first glance, I thought it was a girl, but when I looked carefully, I found Adam's apple.

It's just that the Adam's apple is not big, so it is possible to say that it is a woman, so I reached out and touched his chest. It was flat, quite flat, and this person was so thin that he could touch his bones.

But looking at his face, he was really not sure.

After hesitating for a while, I did the thing of stealing peaches from monkeys, and there are really peaches... Ahem, it's quite a big lump, it's really confirmed, it's a man.

"Sister, what are you doing?" Gouwa asked curiously.

Xu Dayan: "...stamp and print him, Gouwa, you remember, he belongs to your elder sister, and you will call him brother-in-law from now on, do you understand?"

Gou Wa nodded blankly. A child who has just turned four years old doesn't know much, no matter how smart he is.

Suddenly the peach tree shook, and the rope tied to the peach tree by Xu Dayan was stretched tightly. It was pulled and scraped the ground and moved, and even the turf was scraped off a lot. There might be a big guy on the other end of the rope.

Gouwa was scared again, and said in horror, "Sister, could this be a real monster?"

The corners of Xu Dayan's eyes twitched, and he comforted: "No, Gouwa is good, stay away, and the eldest sister will pull him up to have a look."

Gouwa obediently ran for 50 meters, then hid behind a tree and watched.

A certain brother-in-law was left where he was, and left alone for the time being.

Xu Dayan couldn't guess what the hell was in the water.

Gritting his teeth hard, he pulled the thing up.

boom!
I don't know what the hell it was, but I broke several peach branches beside me before falling to a certain brother-in-law.

A certain brother-in-law: ...

"It's blooming, it's a pity." Xu Dayan, who likes to eat peaches, sighed and looked at the huge monster.

At first, I thought it was a fish, or something like a big snake, but I didn't expect it to be a big bastard.

It's no wonder that the five or six hundred catties are so heavy.

Xu Dayan looked at the bastard who had retracted his head, and was a little dumbfounded. In fact, the river is only three feet wide, and it is logically difficult to raise such a big bastard.

"Ahem, it turns out that this is the thing that dragged Grandpa into the water." Xia Jiu woke up at some point, staring at Dawangba.

"Yo, you're awake?" Xu Dayan kicked the bastard: "How about it, do you want to get you some bastard soup?"

Xia Jiu doesn't want to drink soup at all now. She drank too much water before, and feels like she doesn't want to eat anything with water in her life.

"I want to eat braised food." Xia Jiu said through gritted teeth.

It's a pity that that frail appearance not only doesn't look fierce at all, it's also very lovable.

Xu Dayan's eyes flickered slightly, thinking that he was saving a mentally handicapped person, but he didn't expect it to be a sick girl. The key is that this sick girl is pretty, much prettier than when she was in a coma, and her expression is much more vivid.

Dawangba stuck his head out and kowtowed to Xu Dayan to beg for mercy. There was a hook in his mouth that pierced his entire chin. Just looking at it felt so painful and pitiful.

"Yo, have you become a spirit?" Xu Dayan looked surprised, but he didn't let go of his feet.

Dawang Ba looked at Xu Dayan pitifully, tears streaming down his face, nodding his head from time to time to beg for mercy.

Wang Ba shed tears, it seemed so strange.

The mouth is hooked, and there is a piece of pig in the hook, which is pitiful and ridiculous.

Can't help but glance at Xia Jiu, pointing at Wang Bazui: "Did you do this?"

Xia Jiu's eyes flickered slightly, she looked very weak, and she was moaning there, showing no intention of admitting it at all.

But Xu Dayan understood that this was really done by the mentally handicapped.

So Xu Dayan felt that he was too careful, he only used a sewing needle, and even a mentally retarded person used a big hook.

This is too unpromising, and I will change it to a bigger one in the future.

"Don't act like a baby, I know you did it." Xu Dayan kicked the bastard, and asked Xia Jiu at the back of the head: "What are you going to do with this bastard, eat it or let it go?"

Xia Jiu sat up at once: "Damn Baba, who do you think is being coquettish?"

"Don't act like a baby, why are you whining like a girl?" Xu Dayan said lightly: "I am also a girl, and I will not be soft-hearted towards a girl older than me."

Xia Jiu's pale face began to twitch. If she doesn't admit being coquettish, she must admit that she is a sissy. Why is this woman so annoying.

"Hmph, for the sake of saving my master, I don't care about you." Xia Jiu snorted again, but her face turned dark when she met Xu Dayan's helpless expression that you were acting like a spoiled child again.

Xu Dayan said calmly: "This bastard, what do you want to do?"

Xia Jiu stared at the big bastard, clearly remembering that he was going to fish, and he wanted to catch a big fish, but he didn't catch the big fish, but was caught by a big bastard instead.

"Braised!" I was so angry that I couldn't let it go.

Xu Dayan nodded, this is a good idea, but I don't know what the taste of braised bastard is.

"That's fine, wait for me..." Xu Dayan rolled up his sleeves while speaking, but someone dared not.

"Can you eat such a big bastard?" Xia Jiu glared at Xu Dayan, with a look of contempt on her face: "You gluttonous bitch, haven't you heard that old bastards can't be slaughtered?"

Xu Dayan paused, and looked at Xia Jiu, what does this retarded person want?
Xia Jiu snorted: "As the old saying goes, old bastards can't be slaughtered. If they are slaughtered, they will be punished. You rude and stupid woman, you don't know any common sense."

In fact, Xia Jiu is not afraid of retribution at all, but seeing Xu Dayan's bright eyes is very uncomfortable, picking out his peaches as if nothing happened, it's too hateful, but he still has to pretend not to know.

(End of this chapter)

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