farm wife

Chapter 224: Such Luck 03
The giant beast hadn't noticed the existence of the smoke before, and it had been lying there for a long time. It might have thought that a lump of soil was on its body, and it might have dropped a few lychees.

Mindful of the Twoleg ahead, it only glanced back.

Hey, is that also a Twoleg?

However, it has already run more than 20 meters away, and it is closer to the two-legged beast in front, so naturally it will not turn around and bite the one behind.

Dayan 'Chi Liu' got up, staggered a little bit, and hurriedly ran away.

Mo Dan turned out to be a honey badger.

This fearless beast by nature is an unusual headache.

What the hell!

She had never seen a beast with green fur on its back, if it wasn't for the extremely sparse green fur, she might have taken a closer look.

I don't understand why it didn't move just now. If the giant snake was catching rabbits, then what was it doing lying on the side of the mountain bag, catching ants and eating them?
Faced with this situation, Dayan no longer wanted to complain.

If they knew that there was a honey badger there before picking the lychees, they would definitely not go up to it, and she would not foolishly step on it.

But it's too late to say anything now, let's talk after escaping.

The distance of more than 100 meters is not far, and the smoke quickly rushed to the river in five breaths.The moment she jumped into the river, she glanced back, just in time to see Zhou Wei's butt scratched.

I don't know what to do, Zhou Wei also jumped into the river at that moment.

The feeling of bumping into the enchantment is like being photographed on the surface of the water. The impact of that moment makes the face very painful, and it is likely to turn red.

"Wai Ri, my city lord's ass was picked." Zhou Wei first threw the lychee onto the bamboo raft, then climbed up, and reached out to touch his buttocks. The injury was not very serious, but it was still bleeding.

Da Yan didn't get on the bamboo raft and swam directly to the opposite bank.

Throwing the lychees onto the shore, and then about to climb up, a hand stretched out.

Looking up at the owner of this hand, Dayan raised his eyebrows and immediately showed a big smile.

"Virtue!" Master Jiao rolled her eyes, grabbed her hand and pulled her up vigorously, "Are you not injured?"

Da Yan immediately said: "No, it's fine!"

Although my chest hurts a lot, and there may be a mouthful of old blood, but everything is okay, isn't it?
Master Jiao wanted to take off her clothes to check, but now was not the time, so he glared at her and looked across the bank.

A huge honey badger stood there, baring its teeth at Zhou Wei in the river.

"This is a honey badger?" Master Jiao looked puzzled, wondering if he had read it wrong, he had never seen such a huge honey badger, much bigger than a tiger.

"Ghost knows, maybe it's a mutant." Da Yan couldn't help complaining, "You don't even know, this honey badger doesn't know which tendon is wrong, and it just lies on the gap in a mountain bag, and its fur color is just like the mountain bag. The grass is almost the same, and there is no movement, which makes people mistakenly think it is a part of the mountain bag.”

"Even if people stepped on it, it didn't respond at all, as if it was a mountain bag. As a result, Zhou Wei yelled a few times, and it woke up, and chased Zhou Wei that idiot."

"I was lucky, I didn't catch up and jumped into the river first."

The fact is that she escaped faster, and the Honey Badger didn't notice her existence, otherwise she would be the first to be unlucky.

Master Jiao asked: "You mean, it was you who stepped on its back?"

Da Yan tightened his scalp, and immediately pointed to Zhou Wei: "The guy said that the lychees over there grow well, so let me go and pick them. I believed him too much, so I went there, and the ghost knows that I will step on a giant beast."

Jiao Ye: ...

If you accidentally blame others, will you be able to bear it?but……

"Damn it, he deserved it for picking his ass." Master Jiao felt very relieved, if it wasn't for the good luck of Da Yan, it was probably not Zhou Wei who got picked but her.

The idea of ​​picking lychees must have come from Zhou Wei.

Zhou Wei, who had just supported the bamboo raft to the shore, jumped up when he heard it: "Xia Xiaojiu, don't gloat here, it doesn't feel like your butt is being pulled out, doesn't it hurt you?"

Yun Yi suddenly said: "Master, you really have a mole on your left butt."

Obviously, this is the first time for Yun Yi to know. God knows, he is not curious at all. He just remembered this stalk when he saw Zhou Wei's pants being ripped out.

Zhou Wei's expression froze, and his face immediately darkened.

Fuck off!

Whether or not there is a mole on the buttocks of this city lord is related to you for half a copper coin.

Day oh, the daughter-in-law of the city owner didn't even watch it, so I asked you to show it to a big man with a foot.

"You don't have the lychee!" Zhou Wei bent over and picked up all the lychees, deciding not to keep even the smallest one for him.

Let you see the butt of the city owner, ha ha.

"Master, is it not good for you to be like this?"

"Why not, great."

"No, no, what I mean by this subordinate is that your ass is leaking, and you just walked back like this. Is it not very good, and it will affect your personal dignity."

"...Wai Ri, why didn't you say it earlier!"

"Master, don't worry, only the subordinates have seen it, and they haven't seen it yet."

"Sleeping Sun!"

Zhou Wei had a distorted expression on his face, almost ignoring his own ass and wanting to kill Yun Yi, he said seriously that he saw his ass.

A gust of wind blows, the ass is so cold.

Zhou Wei's complexion turned blue and white again, and finally he put down the lychee, cut a handful of grass to cover his buttocks, and walked awkwardly back to the big smoke new house.

Da Yan and Master Jiao followed behind, couldn't help but laughed, teasing Yun Yi in a low voice.

"Yun Yi, is your city lord's ass white or not? Does it look good?"

"It's a bit white, it doesn't look good."

"Hey, isn't it pretty?"

"Not round enough, the skin is too rough and hard."

"..."

Faced with Yun Yi's seriousness, Da Yan really couldn't continue to tease him. To tell the truth, he admired his courage. The city lord of his family dared to speak out so loudly before he went far.

Zhou Weihei stood there with a sullen face, waiting for Yun Yi to approach: "You come here for the city lord."

Yun walked over carrying Snake Duan expressionlessly, and was kicked by Zhou Wei without any accident, but Yun Yi didn't even frown, but instead said, "Master, don't lift your legs too high, or your butt will be exposed easily. "

Zhou Wei: ...

Wori, this city lord must kick you to death!

However, after Yun Yi said that, he carried the Snake Duan on his back and galloped away. Zhou Wei, who was still clutching his buttocks, couldn't catch up at all, and was so angry that he yelled at him.

Da Yan had a strange look on his face: "The two of them couldn't be having an affair, could they?"

Master Jiao didn't react at first, but after he reacted, he suddenly turned his head to look at her, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "What's in your mind, why do you have such thoughts?"

Da Yan asked back: "Don't you think it's a big deal for a man to talk about the other man's ass seriously?"

Fearing that Lord Jiao would not believe it, Da Yan pointed at Zhou Wei again, "Look at his face, isn't it shy?"

(End of this chapter)