farm wife

Chapter 554

No way?He has always thought that his daughter-in-law is very powerful, although she is not as good as Wu Shun's beast, but she is not too far behind.

The result is less than one-tenth, which feels very delicate.

"He can kill a four-striped beast, but a two-striped beast can chase me down." As long as she doesn't become crazy, she can't do anything with the two-striped beast. .

But in terms of speed, she couldn't outrun the two-striped beast.

Because Er Wen Beast has long thighs, one step can take her many steps, so it is not an exaggeration to describe her as being chased to the ground.

Master Jiao looked suspicious: "Didn't you fight that female bear? It seems that you didn't lose badly."

Da Yan looked serious: "That's because I'm close to the river, if I can't beat me, I just run away, otherwise it may be very miserable."

Master Jiao didn't really believe it, but it could be seen that Da Yan had a serious face, but he still managed to convince himself.

Glancing towards the opposite bank, he touched his chin unconsciously.

"Don't think about ideas, don't fight witches... My elder brother's idea, if he throws it to the other side to feed the giant beast, I can't protect you." Da Yan jumped up and slapped him on the back of the head.

What's the point of being so tall, the little fairy's arms are not long enough, and she has to jump to hit the back of her head.

Master Jiao was dizzy from the pumping of his head, and felt that there were little birds chirping around him, and almost fell to the ground.

This woman is so hot.

Seeing Master Jiao's appearance of fainting, Da Yan also felt a little guilty, and smiled embarrassingly, feeling that he was using too much force.

"Okay, let's go, you are so tired that your eyes are dizzy, go back and rest quickly." Da Yan put his arms around Master Jiao's arm, and took it home.

Master Jiao touched the back of his head, feeling a little dazed, the buzzing head made his thinking dull.

Are you tired?
It seems to be, then rest.

After walking a few steps, he realized that he turned his head and stared at Big Smoke.

Da Yan immediately raised his hand: "Why, do you still want to be smoked?"

Jiao Ye: ...

His daughter-in-law is a Tyrannosaurus rex, what can a weak chicken beside him not give in to?Master Jiao's face is full of introverts, and he really wants to revitalize his husband.

Big Smoke: →_→

In fact, she really wanted to know what happened just now, why Wu Shun was angry, and why this guy wasn't killed.

Seeing his bruised nose and swollen face, she actually felt very distressed.

It's just that Da Yan didn't ask, Master Jiao couldn't help asking: "Why didn't you ask me, what happened?"

Da Yan paused and said, "What happened?"

Master Jiao looked smug: "I just called him Lao Tie, but he didn't answer me, so I called him a 200-year-old chicken, and his demeanor changed." Master Jiao pointed to his face, "Here, just It's like this."

Big Smoke: "...he didn't do anything?"

Master Jiao shook his head, with a strange expression on his face: "This man is so popular, even if I wanted to climb up, I couldn't get up, I've seen a ghost."

Da Yan touched his face: "Where's your face?"

Master Jiao squinted at her: "Let the dog eat it."

Big smoke: ...

The mood of Da Yan is simply indescribable, a bit like beeping a dog.

Don't think she doesn't know, maybe Wu Shun doesn't know very well, Master Jiao called 'Old Tie', but he didn't mean 'Tie buddies', but called Wu Shun an old iron tree that is hard to bloom.

I owe a beating, not an ordinary owe.

It means that Wu Shun's temper has improved a lot recently, otherwise he would have to be killed.

"Don't provoke him." Dayan couldn't help but warned again.

Master Jiao glanced at her and nodded obediently. In fact, it was hard to tell if he was obedient or not.

Seeing his perfunctory, Da Yan immediately felt a headache.

If he is still a weak chicken, he will not be afraid of the sky, if he is given strength, he will not be able to go to the sky?
"I still have important things to do. If I want to ask him for help, you can't trick me." Da Yan simply changed his method.

Master Jiao hesitated for a moment, then nodded reluctantly: "Okay, for your sake, I will try my best to be nice to my uncle."

Big Smoke: ...hehe~
Can't believe it.

Before going home to sleep, Dayan was curious about Mrs. Xu's reaction, so she sneaked to Old Xu's house again.

At this time, everyone in Old Xu's family had finished their showers and had almost dried their hair. It was almost time for them to go to bed.

Big Smoke quietly went around the side of the room, trying to open the window to look inside.

As soon as I got to the window, I found someone standing by the window.

Da Yan was stunned for a moment, and went straight up.

"If you don't sleep at night, what are you doing sneakily?" Mrs. Xu put down the shoes she was mending, took a stick in her backhand, and hit Dayan.

Big Smoke leaned back and avoided it.

"Can't you talk well? You have to use your hands and feet, what kind of words." Da Yan gave a serious lesson, seeing Mrs. Xu put down the stick, and immediately came forward, "The person has arrived, and is now arranging a place to stay."

Mrs. Xu paused, then picked up the needle to mend the shoe.

Da Yan glanced at the shoes, feeling a little familiar, but couldn't remember where he saw them.

"Hey, your embroidery is really good, like a dog's tail grass." Dayan teased.

"It's the dog's tail grass." Mrs. Xu said flatly.

Big smoke: ...

Well, she threw in the towel.

"Do you want to see someone? How about I take you to see him secretly now? With my ability, no one will find out." Da Yan winked at Mrs. Xu.

"No." Mrs. Xu glanced at her, put away her things and walked back, "Yang Liu'er died 31 years ago, now it's a ghost or not a human being."

Big Yan rolled his eyes, jumped in from the window, and followed with a smile: "What do you want to express? Do people and ghosts have different paths?"

Mrs. Xu is very straightforward: "Ang, that's what it means."

Big smoke: ...

This is so straightforward that Da Yan doesn't know how to refute it. Even if she wants to watch a play, she has to be willing to act.

Everyone said she was dead, so could it be that she still ran to pry people's coffin boards?People who have been dead for 31 years, if you pry the coffin board, there is probably no way to cheat the corpse.

Fart, people are not dead yet!
"It's useless to escape." Da Yan patted her on the shoulder and said sympathetically.

The one who answered her was Mrs. Xu's stick.

Da Yan quickly retracted his hand, the corners of his eyes twitched several times, but he still said rascally: "Everyone will come, even if you don't want to see, it's probably hard to see, so pretend to burn paper money to greet you."

Mrs. Xu sat on the bed in a daze, and there was another bed on one side, on which Xu Chunyan was lying on all fours, sleeping like a pig. The two said she didn't respond at all.

"At this age, what else can't you think about?" Da Yan moved towards Mrs. Xu and sat down next to her.

Mrs. Xu moved aside in disgust, an elbow away from her, and hit her with a stick to prevent her from approaching.

The stick just hit Da Yan's chest, and the round one was pushed out with a hole.

Big smoke: ...

(End of this chapter)