farm wife

Chapter 703

Except that when passing by the herd of cattle, he didn't look at the road and bumped into the cow's leg; drooling at the deer king and falling into the pit; killing a giant carnivorous beast, he almost cut someone... except for the screaming when he found the nest of the giant bird, everything It's really not a big deal.

After all, it is actually a bit of a pit.

But it doesn't matter, everyone is a fateful person, that kind of thing can't hurt them at all, and everyone is still alive and kicking.

Master Jiao actually wanted to complain, but it happened that Ba Ye came at this time, and the bald head gave him a fierce look.

Just feel it.

It's okay to complain about it when you go back.

Blowing the pillow is the best.

"Oh~!" Ba Ye yelled at the smoke.

The voice is always so distinctive, if you feel it, it might as well not be able to bark. I remember that many bastards can't bark.

Dayan looked at its shell, wondering what it had experienced. The shell was full of scratches, but the marks were not deep.

"It's for you." Da Yan brought out a spiritual fruit.

Ba Ye's eyes lit up when he saw it, and he opened his mouth wide and moved closer.

Throw it into your mouth with a big smoke.

Ba Ye chewed it with a look of intoxication, then swallowed it, rubbed his hand again, and continued to beg for it.

Big Smoke gave it two more, and nothing more.

This thing looks like a lot, but it doesn't really use much. She wants to eat some for herself, and she has to give some to A Ling and the other great martial artists.

With these spiritual fruits, it is impossible to say how many members of the Xiang clan can break through to become great martial arts masters.

When the strength is strong, you can go hunting.

"Don't pretend, when you go back, I'll give you a better one, a seventh-level snake beast, a big tonic." Seeing Ba Ye pretending to be pitiful and begging for it, Dayan patted it on the head.

For Ba Ye, the effect of the seventh-order snake beast may be better, and eating three spirit fruits is almost enough.

Ba Ye understood Da Yan's words, his eyes lit up.

"Let's go, go back first." Da Yan jumped on Ba Ye's back, and pulled Jiao Ye up again.

The bald head stretched out his hand, but the smoke didn't bother him.

The bald head had to climb by himself.

"This bastard's speed is quite good, and his strength is not weak. It's a pity that the shell is round, so it's not easy to sit still." Master Jiao frowned. Anyway, if he sat alone, he would definitely not be able to sit so fast. stable.

To be honest, a few strokes can put him down.

"You have no spiritual power. If you have spiritual power, you can stick your butt tightly on it. Even if Ba Ye walks vertically, you may not fall off." There is a difference between having spiritual power and not having spiritual power. big.

Master Jiao beat his chest silently, feeling a great pain in his chest.

got hurt.

All this time he didn't know that it turned out that her ability to sit firmly on the turtle shell was actually related to spiritual power.

Turning to look at the bald head: "What about him?"

Damian rolled his eyes and said, "He's as stupid as a pig, that's why he can't sit very stably."

Stupid pig with bald head: ...

No matter how you scold me, I will not let go anyway.

Da Yan sat in the front and put his arms around Master Jiao, while Master Jiao felt uncomfortable sitting, so he lay on his lap.The bald man in the back sat with his legs crossed, holding on to Da Yan's belt tightly, an arm's distance away from him.

Ba is running at a very fast speed. If there is no accident at this speed, he should be able to return home at dawn.

It was just dark now.

"This side is really different from the inland barrier. The inland side is very bright at night, and there is not even a moon here." The bald head looked up at the sky from time to time.

The stars are quite bright, but they are useless.

Da Yan ignored him, this kind of thing has been discussed so many times, it is impossible not to know.

"Tell me, Big Smoke, will you encounter giant beasts?" The bald head asked directly, unable to bear the loneliness.

"You'd better pray that you don't meet, or I'll throw you to feed the giant beast." Big Smoke gritted his teeth.

The bald head thought to himself, I am not a crow's mouth, how could I just say it, and the giant beast will appear.

Just thinking about it, Ba Ye stopped.

It was too sudden, and the bald head directly hit Dayan's head.

The skull is hard, and it hurts even when it hits the big smoke.

But Da Yan didn't have time to talk about him, and looked ahead vigilantly.

It was a pack of wolves passing by.

Da Yan pulled Master Jiao down from Master Ba and hid in the bushes. As long as he didn't make any noise, he could continue on his way after the pack of wolves passed by.

In order to narrow down the target, Ba Ye also shrank his body.

Just as the three of them hid, the pack of wolves had already walked not far ahead. They stopped to smell and make a mark from time to time, and then continued to run. It seemed that there was no target to hunt yet.

Originally, the three of them hid well, as long as they waited for a while, they would be safe after the wolf left.

Suddenly there was a sound.

puff~
I don't know who farted, a few wolves stopped, looked this way, and came over.

Seeing that they were about to come to the front, the wolves suddenly howled, probably finding their prey.

Those times the wolf moved its nose, hesitated for a while, then turned around and left.

Only then did Da Yan let out a sigh of relief, and suddenly turned his head to look back.

I saw two men covering their mouths and noses, pointing at each other, with accusations on their faces.

Fart at the critical moment.

"Did you eat too much chestnuts, kid? Your butt smells like chestnuts." The bald head stared at Master Jiao, accusing him, "Do you know that because of your fart, the wolves were almost discovered just now."

Master Jiao rolled his eyes: "You fart yourself, don't try to blame me, it smells like rotten eggs, it almost disgusts me to death."

The bald head widened his eyes: "Isn't it you?"

Master Jiao shook his head resolutely: "How could it be me."

The bald head pointed at Ba Ye, with a shocked expression on his face: "So it was you who farted, you bastard, and your farts are too loud."

Baye (⊙o⊙)...

Oh? !

Just when Da Yan thought that it was Ba Ye who was farting, he saw Jiao Ye rolling his eyes at the bald head.

"Father, don't talk about it, I just saw the clothes on the back of you, and I made my fart fly."

Bald and rigid.

Yes, is it so powerful?
Big smoke: ...

In fact, at the beginning, when the bald man said it was chestnut fart, Da Yan also thought it was Jiao Ye who released it, but it turned out that the bald man complained first.

Dayan couldn't help but glance at the bald head.

The bald man smiled mockingly: "Well, I've been eating too much gas these days, so I let out a loud fart. It's actually nothing, don't worry about walking by mistake, let's hurry up."

"Are you angry?" The corner of Da Yan's mouth twitched, he was speechless.

"Ang." The bald head was confident.

His wife has been mad at him for the past few days.

Da Yan picked the palm of his hand, really wanted to slap him to death, what the hell was going on.

If you fart yourself, you still rely on the little fairy.

Did the little fairy make you fart, or did the little fairy make you fart so earth-shatteringly?Don't be ashamed, I knew I wouldn't eat it for you, it would make you hungry.

(End of this chapter)