farm wife

Chapter 778 Not a Rotten Peach Blossom 3
Master Jiao had a sense of fart, and said directly: "After the interrogation, we will all arrest them and torture them to extract confessions."

Can't say for now, though doubtful.

Damian stroked his chin, thoughtful.

"Everyone said they wanted to catch me, but they still wanted to catch me alive, that is to say, they couldn't let me die for the time being." To be honest, Da Yan had already doubted it.

If it is a rival in love, or a rotten peach blossom.

It would be better to kill the person who catches a fart.

Judging from all signs, no matter how charming and narcissistic Master Jiao is, these are not sent by Master Jiao's rotten peach blossoms.

Master Jiao asked, "Did you guess it?"

Da Yan categorically denied it: "No, if I guessed it, I would definitely go to the old bastard to settle the score, how can I let him continue to slander."

Jiao Ye (￢_￢)
Still guessed it.

Say she is stupid, but she is not stupid.

"Damn it, what bastard dared to act wildly at the door of my old lady. I tied them up and pried their mouths open. If you refuse to speak, your teeth will be smashed, and you can't crush your fingers..." Wang Yan Holding the sword, he rushed out with an angry look on his face.

Master Jiao covered his forehead: "Mom, you exposed yourself."

The promised gentleness and virtuousness, what about Ruoliu Fufeng?
Wang Yan paused, threw the sword to someone else, and recovered a soft and weak look in the blink of an eye.

"Son, how are you? Are you injured?" Wang Yan was on the verge of crying, looking at Master Jiao worriedly.

Jiao Ye: ...

Big smoke: ...

This face changed faster than turning the pages of a book.

"Mother, don't worry, my son is fine." It was the men in black who came up to rob people without asking in advance.

It's no different from courting death.

Wang Yan wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, and said softly: "It's fine, it's fine, it's tiring, it's hard work, go home and rest."

Da Yan looked up at the sky speechlessly.

This is her mother-in-law?

"What are you looking at, go home." Master Jiao was very calm, or maybe he was used to it long ago, anyway, his mother used to put on a show.

So did his aunt.

"Oh, I'm home." Da Yan regained his composure, and hurried into the house.

Wang Yan glanced at her, then wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes.

Big smoke: ...

I'm really not used to it.

In fact, she didn't get along with this mother-in-law very much, so she didn't understand many habits of this mother-in-law.Thinking back to what I saw at the door just now, I simply wondered if there was something wrong with my eyes.

But it turned out that it wasn't her eyes that were the problem, but her mother-in-law.

How good at acting, amazing.

"Mother-in-law, I brought you honey. I found it in Giant Beast Continent. It's delicious and beautiful." Da Yan took out a bucket of honey and stuffed it directly into Wang Yan's arms.

Wang Yan caught it subconsciously, but the honey was extremely heavy.

boom!
He didn't hold it steady, and even fell down.

Big smoke (￢_￢)
Can you laugh?

Master Jiao took a quick look at her, and quickly looked away before she noticed.I was a little speechless, feeling that his wife was deliberately bullying his mother in front of him.

cough~
But that's okay, he wasn't angry at all.

Well, let him gloat first, don't say he is not filial, in fact he is a filial baby hahaha...

"Ninth daughter-in-law, your bucket is too big." Wang Yan didn't fall, but when she fell, she touched her face, felt a little pain, and was a little shameless, and the corners of her mouth couldn't stop twitching.

Da Yan was serious: "How can I express my filial piety and my respect and love for you if you don't have a big barrel."

Jiao Ye: ...

Wang Yan: ...

"You don't have to be polite, but it's only three hundred catties of honey, it's nothing at all, tell me when you're done eating, and I'll find it for you, who told me to be filial to you." Dayan waved his paw, his face 'As long as you're happy' emoji.

Wang Yan opened her mouth, but didn't know what to say.He clicked his lips a few times and stared at her blankly.

I've never seen such a smelly and shameless person.

He was obviously trying to tease her on purpose, but he still looked serious.

"Why, don't you like your honey?" Da Yan frowned, reaching out to hug the honey bucket, "If you don't like it, I'll take it back and give you another one."

"Think beautifully!"

Wang Yan stood in front of the honey barrel, staring fiercely at Big Smoke, almost hitting her foot just now, how could she let her take the advantage back.

Da Yan winked at Master Jiao: "Look, the truth is over, isn't it?"

Jiao Ye: ...

There is a saying that should not be said, is it really okay for you to tease your mother-in-law like this?Do you want me to declare that no matter what happens between the two of you, I will not care about it.

Wang Yan's forehead was full of black lines.

I knew that the daughter-in-law here is not a good one, but I didn't expect it to be so bad. It's just a belly full of bad water.

Don't want to divorce her, but want to fuck her.

"Grandma, I'm still loose, do you want to eat?" Da Yan asked Wang Yan while touching his belt.

Wang Yan took two steps back defensively, "What are you calling mother-in-law, mother-in-law. Where did the pine nuts come from? If they are good, get some for my mother."

Da Yan didn't play tricks on her this time, he took out a sack of pine nuts and put them on the honey bucket for her.

"I picked it up from Giant Beast Continent. The pine nuts are as big as a finger, and they are delicious."

Wang Yan was teased once, and she had a deep defense, but after checking, she found that it was really a pine nut. She broke one and tasted it in her mouth. It tasted very good, and she finally believed in Dayan.

"I have other things, mother, do you want more?" Da Yan replaced her mother-in-law with mother-in-law. Anyway, Shan Shi is not here, so she won't be called a fool.

Wang Yan looked at the honey bucket, and then at the pine nuts. These things alone were not easy to handle, and she couldn't handle any more.

"Let's do this first, and we'll talk about other things later." I don't want to hear what it is for the time being, so that I can't move my feet when I hear it.

With these things, Wang Yan stopped following her son and daughter-in-law, and ran excitedly holding the things.

Master Jiao was stunned, and asked, "Did you do it on purpose?"

Damian nodded: "Ang, it was on purpose. Looking at your mother, I knew that she had a thousand words to tell you, and it would be too unfilial to drive her away, so I just used something to fool her, anyway, it was for her. .”

Master Jiao: "..."

"You're tired, your face is as white as paper, go back to your room and eat something, then go to bed and rest." Da Yan bent over and picked up Mr. Jiao, and ran to his own yard.

Put the person at the table and take out the food.

Master Jiao wanted to say something, but in fact he didn't have any temper at all.He was indeed very tired, he couldn't even sit still, his whole body felt sore and limp, and he didn't even have a good appetite.

It's just that my body knew it, so I managed to hold on, ate something, and then lay down on the bed to rest.

"No way, I don't seem to have a bath yet." About to fall asleep, Master Jiao suddenly remembered, but he couldn't open his eyes, and just muttered a few words before falling into a deep sleep.

The big smoke went up and sniffed.

Wash your ass, it doesn't stink at all.

(End of this chapter)