farm wife

Chapter 788 You Can Pick Up Shit 2
Ba Ye: ...

You ask me, who do I ask?
You are a beast, you don’t know how to call, are you a pig, or is your beast a pig?
Xiao Ba was so mad.

No, I have to eat a pig to comfort me.

Ba Ye gave him a hard look, and slid down from the tree. Instead of rushing directly into the pig's nest, he was patrolling outside the wild pig's nest.

There are many wild boars outside, not only with two stripes, but also with three stripes.

As long as it's pork, Baye doesn't pick it.

Ba Ye is very small now, and his aura is different from that of this giant beast. The wild boar beast didn't feel that Ba Ye was in danger for a while, so he didn't pay much attention to it.However, some pigs looked at Ba Ye very suspiciously, and always felt that Ba Ye looked very familiar, as if he had seen him somewhere.

Those who were curious stepped on Ba Ye directly.

Baye is very small now, only a little bigger than the mouth of the bowl, and the pig's trotters are bigger than its shell.

Ba Ye: ...

Stretching out his head to look, this pig has two stripes, and the most important thing is that it is relatively clean.

That's it.

Ba Ye's shell suddenly became bigger, and when he raised his claws, he was hit by the wild boar beast.

The sound of butchering pigs.

It's miserable, it's infiltrating.

The bald head got off the tree. He wanted to go to rescue Ba Ye when he saw Ba Ye being trampled by wild boars, but he found that he was a bit self-indulgent, and he didn't need his help at all.

Not only did he kill a pig, but he also ate it arrogantly.

At first, a wild boar beast saw its accomplice was killed, so it rushed towards Ba Ye, trying to kill him, but its teeth bit the bastard's shell, not only did not bite the shell, but also broke its own teeth.

Looking at it with a bald head, it hurts the teeth of the wild boar.

The wild boar beast won't just give up, if it can't bite the bastard's shell, it will use its fangs to pick and arch.

With a lot of strength, he almost knocked Ba Ye over.

Ba Ye was not happy, so he raised his paw and gave the wild boar who kicked it.

The bald-headed eyelid twitched, thinking that the eighth master had already shown mercy to him. The two-striped wild boar beast, whose head is not generally hard, was slapped to death by the eighth master's paw, and a large part of the forehead was sunken.

Very brutal.

With only one head and two heads, the wild boars would naturally not be afraid, but as the number of killed increased, the wild boars became terrified and did not dare to approach Ba Ye again.

The bald head stretched his neck to look, and then looked around.

It's not that he wants to compete with Eighth Master for meat, but he just thinks it's too wasteful for the beast's blood to flow on the ground like that.

Put it on and take it back to sell, it can be worth a lot of money.

If you want to ask him about his courage, he is naturally small.

But for the sake of money, he still gritted his teeth and crawled over on all fours.

Those who dare not stand up and walk feel that they are too tall and have big goals, which is easy to attract hatred.The wild boar herd was tense, and he should not be noticed by crawling past like this.

Fortunately, he got under the belly of the wild boar, and the wild boar did not find out.

Even if he found out, he had already got under the bellies of other wild boars. As long as he was careful not to let the pigs step on it, it was much safer than walking beside the wild boars.

This method is still taught by Dayan.

Da Yan told them that when the rats and dogs were chasing them, if they ran straight ahead, they would definitely be overtaken.

But if you get under the belly of a group of dogs, it will definitely make the group of dogs mess up.

He has observed carefully, don't watch the cat catch the mouse, but if the mouse gets under its belly, it will also startle the cat.

It doesn't matter whether the method is correct or not, as long as it works.

Dodging left and right, before the wild boars could react, the bald head finally rushed out of the wild boars and hid beside Ba Ye.

The wild boar beast rushed up unconsciously, but was frightened by Master Ba's paws and backed away.

No matter how courageous they are, they don't have the fearless spirit of honey badgers. They will also be afraid when they see their own kind being slapped to death.

The bald man chuckled, not wanting to be glanced at by Wang Ba, the smile immediately froze on his face.

What to look at, dead bastard.

Don't think that just because you are powerful, you can despise people.

The bald head was cursing, but the movements in his hands were not slow. He took out a gourd, cut the wild boar's neck and let the blood out.

I thought in my heart, I will collect the animal blood later, and then deal with one or two wild boars, so I can get some good meat and put it on, so it shouldn't be too wasteful.

It's a pity that there are fewer gourds.

Touching the gourd with his bald head, thinking about wearing the belt of Dayan, he felt a little dissatisfied. There is such a good belt that I don’t want to use, but sell it to Zhou Wei at a low price.

No belt, no more gourds.

Only five gourds, enough for what?
The bald head was thinking about it, and he was also thinking about the gourd grown by wild geese. It is said that the gourd can grow to a very large size, maybe ten cubic meters, and one can hold ten of this kind of gourd. Less stuff.

When he goes back, he needs one, no, two...

Two is still too few.

Come ten.

Chi!

The wild goose was staring at the gourds she had planted, and suddenly sneezed, even spitting out.

Bao Yi on the side suffered a disaster.

Bao Yi: ...

"It's not your fault to sneeze, but it's your fault to sneeze on someone. And spit, it's even more wrong, you rude girl!" Bao Yi wiped his face, disgusted.

After Dayan sneezed, he immediately felt that something was wrong, and wanted to apologize.

Hearing what Bao Yi said, he didn't want to apologize anymore.

"You deserve it, who told you to run in front of me." There are roads in all directions, nowhere to go, favoring her in front of her, who else will you criticize?
"I tell you, this land is mine, and you are not allowed to sit here in the future."

Bao Yi was about to say that she was unreasonable, obviously he came here first and had already sat on this rock for a long time.

Hearing what Dayan said, he paused.

The little girl is so unreasonable.

The geese didn't wait for him to speak, and pointed directly at the gourd, and said seriously: "See, I planted this gourd, and wherever the gourd goes, it's all my territory."

Bao Yi: ...

"Why do you say that this is all your territory, and the entire mouth of the cave is occupied by these people, so why don't you just dominate here and prevent people from entering or leaving." Bao Yi rolled his eyes.

Dayan stroked his chin: "That makes sense."

Bao Yi: ...

"My territory is up to me. Anyone can walk in here, but you can't, what do you think, chief human trafficker?" Dayan asked solemnly.

Bao Yi: ...

Fuck your uncle's human trafficker.

Rather than being called the leader of human traffickers, he would rather be called Abalone Boy. The little girl is not only tough, but also savage, and she is not attractive at all.

"Forget it, because you are so poor, I won't charge you the toll for now." Seeing his constipated face, Dayan immediately became in a good mood, walked over and sat on the rock, and squeezed squeeze him.

Bao Yi's ears turned red, and he quickly sat down on the rock.

"You little girl, don't you know if a man and a woman can kiss or not? It's okay, don't get so close." Bao Yi said with a blushing face.

(End of this chapter)