farm wife
Chapter 80 The Wild Boar Runs Faster Without Her
Chapter 80 The Wild Boar Runs Faster Without Her
The two were having a good time, Xu Dayan dragged his exhausted body back to the door, didn't even open the door, just stared at him quietly.
After being stared at for a long time, the two of them felt something was wrong.
"Fucking woman, you are finally willing to come back. I heard that you are very powerful. You killed a hundred wild boars by yourself." Master Jiao's eyes lit up first, and he ran out, stared at Xu Dayan for a moment, and gritted his teeth. "You are so powerful, why don't you go to heaven?"
Xu Dayan looked at him sideways. Even a stinky old man can't handle such useless things.
Just now she listened for a while, and she finally understood that Xu Laosan was unlucky to have his butt arched by a pig, and he was lying on the bed unable to move.
When Shan heard that she hadn't come back, she thought she was dead, and couldn't stand the blow and passed out.
After all, it wasn't her own, even if she used the original owner's body, she didn't feel particularly anxious, otherwise she wouldn't be standing here, but would have directly carried Old Doctor Xia away.
Blood relationship is really not that reliable, otherwise there would not be so many parents and children who hate each other, or even turn against each other.
Xu Dayan is a little cold by nature, and he doesn't have much affection for these so-called relatives.
"Oh my God, sooner or later I will show you, but not now." He said weakly as he threw the pheasant into it. "I'll go back and have a look. You stewed the pheasant. I'll come back for dinner later."
Master Jiao yelled angrily: "Damn woman, is such a thing as butchering a chicken that I can do?"
Da Yan ignored him, turned around and walked towards Xu's house.
If a man has no effect other than being able to see his face, she really has to consider whether to change him, at least he must be able to cook.
"Stinky old man, I saw a piece of Dendrobium officinale today. I planned to tell you as soon as I came back. Now I have decided not to tell you where it is, nor to help you pick it." The old doctor shouted a few words.
Old Doctor Xia's eyes lit up: "Where is it, where is it, where is Dendrobium officinale, have you picked it yet?"
Xu Dayan fired a cannon and left without intending to explain to Old Doctor Xia.
"Damn girl, come back to me and make it clear first." Old doctor Xia was anxious and wanted to chase after her.
Master Jiao blocked the door, and said with a sullen expression: "Do you know it's urgent? I said what's the matter, I told you to go to Xu's house to see a doctor and you didn't go. Now that the shameless person is back, you've been dealt with. This is."
Old Doctor Xia: ...
"Bie grandson, why are you standing there in a daze, Big Smoke is telling you to kill the chicken, kill it quickly!" Do you think you can get away with it, that dead girl is a bastard, don't even think about messing with her.
Master Jiao froze, and the corners of his mouth twitched fiercely a few times: "Why don't we just kill the chicken, who is afraid of whom?"
"Go, what are you doing in a daze." Old Doctor Xia squinted at him→_→.
Just thinking of Dendrobium candidum, old doctor Xia twitched, stomped his feet and ran out with the medical basket on his back.
The dead girl is so weak that she knows how to bully the elderly.
Master Jiao thought for a while, there are not many things in the back mountain, only pheasants are the most, and after learning how to make it by himself, he can make whatever flavor he wants.
He stared at his incomparably noble Yubai fingers for a full quarter of an hour, then gritted his teeth...to grab the chicken.
Master not only has a peerless appearance, but also is extremely smart, it is impossible to handle a chicken.
The Xu family is a little deserted at the moment, and the whole pig that was distributed was sent to the town by Xu Laosi and Xu Jincai to sell it early in the weather. Let Mrs. Xu pickle it up, saying that she will eat it when Mr. Xu comes back from Xiumu at the end of May.
He didn't care too much knowing that Xu Laosan was beaten by a wild boar. Anyway, Xu Laosan himself said it was fine, so he took some wound medicine stored at home and left it alone.
Speaking of Xu Laosan's injury, the family members felt resentful. If it wasn't for the help of that damn girl, Big Smoke, none of them would be able to come back, and they would still be ashamed.
If they knew about this earlier, they would definitely not let the leading pig out.
Shan's slacker is not a fun thing, if she faints sooner, they will know about it sooner.
Now that I know there are farts, the pork is all divided.
As for whether the big smoke is dead or alive, no one probably cares.
The Sanfang people have been waiting for Master Jiao to invite Old Doctor Xia back, but they waited for a long time for Old Doctor Xia, but instead waited for Da Yan to come back.
"Elder Sister, you are not dead!" Gou Wa rushed over, using both hands and feet, hugged Dayan's leg and did not let go. "I knew Eldest Sister would be fine, but Eldest Sister can fight monsters."
Xu Dayan: What kind of logic is this?
Dayan also wanted to hug the thigh, but after all, he was a bit older and couldn't act like a baby like a dog, so he had to make a second choice and hug the waist instead.
To her, a big sister means a good life, and without a big sister, life will not be a good life.
"It's a good thing you didn't die." Dayan said from the bottom of his heart.
Xu Dayan's head was full of black lines: "Let me go, I don't like your ugly and heavy pendants at all, it hinders my walking."
Inadvertently meeting Xu Laosan's pitiful eyes, Xu Dayan felt extremely cold.
What does this cheap father want to do, don't you also want to come and hug him?
Lying on the grass, get out of here!
"I heard that you were crippled by a wild boar?" Xu Dayan's eyes fell on Xu Laosan's buttocks, and then moved down to the soles of his feet.
The location of this wound is a bit special, maybe it's really bad luck.
When Xu Laosan heard the word "disabled", his heart skipped a beat. He felt that something was wrong, and he stretched out his hands to pinch his thighs on both sides. They were clearly separated by a thin layer of cloth, but they felt like they were separated by dozens of layers. The feeling is very numb.
"I'm fine, just take some medicine. Your mother fainted, take your mother to see a doctor." Xu Laosan didn't want to think about that, and waved his big hand at Dayan with a face of indifference.
Xu Dayan stepped forward and stared at Shan for a while, then stretched out his hand to pinch him, and woke him up after a while.
Shan was startled when he saw Dayan, and soon threw himself into Dayan's arms, crying loudly: "Dayan, you are finally back, I heard that you were chased by wild boars, but I frightened my mother Ah, why are you so bold..."
Xu Dayan patted Shan Shi on the back, and said: "I'm fine, I'm amazing, and it's me...father."
I really don't want to recognize this father, trouble!
Shan touched Dayan's hand in disbelief, and then touched his face, and then he was relieved. Fortunately, it was warm, and he was not dead but still alive.
"No matter how powerful you are, you are still a girl. If you encounter such a thing in the future, remember to stay away." Putting your own life on the line to save others is not worth it at all.
Even if there is a child's father in it, Shan still thinks so.
Xu Laosan felt a little bit internally hurt, and couldn't help but said: "What are you worried about, Si Nizi is amazing, she can run faster than a rabbit, wild boars can't catch up with her at all."
(End of this chapter)
The two were having a good time, Xu Dayan dragged his exhausted body back to the door, didn't even open the door, just stared at him quietly.
After being stared at for a long time, the two of them felt something was wrong.
"Fucking woman, you are finally willing to come back. I heard that you are very powerful. You killed a hundred wild boars by yourself." Master Jiao's eyes lit up first, and he ran out, stared at Xu Dayan for a moment, and gritted his teeth. "You are so powerful, why don't you go to heaven?"
Xu Dayan looked at him sideways. Even a stinky old man can't handle such useless things.
Just now she listened for a while, and she finally understood that Xu Laosan was unlucky to have his butt arched by a pig, and he was lying on the bed unable to move.
When Shan heard that she hadn't come back, she thought she was dead, and couldn't stand the blow and passed out.
After all, it wasn't her own, even if she used the original owner's body, she didn't feel particularly anxious, otherwise she wouldn't be standing here, but would have directly carried Old Doctor Xia away.
Blood relationship is really not that reliable, otherwise there would not be so many parents and children who hate each other, or even turn against each other.
Xu Dayan is a little cold by nature, and he doesn't have much affection for these so-called relatives.
"Oh my God, sooner or later I will show you, but not now." He said weakly as he threw the pheasant into it. "I'll go back and have a look. You stewed the pheasant. I'll come back for dinner later."
Master Jiao yelled angrily: "Damn woman, is such a thing as butchering a chicken that I can do?"
Da Yan ignored him, turned around and walked towards Xu's house.
If a man has no effect other than being able to see his face, she really has to consider whether to change him, at least he must be able to cook.
"Stinky old man, I saw a piece of Dendrobium officinale today. I planned to tell you as soon as I came back. Now I have decided not to tell you where it is, nor to help you pick it." The old doctor shouted a few words.
Old Doctor Xia's eyes lit up: "Where is it, where is it, where is Dendrobium officinale, have you picked it yet?"
Xu Dayan fired a cannon and left without intending to explain to Old Doctor Xia.
"Damn girl, come back to me and make it clear first." Old doctor Xia was anxious and wanted to chase after her.
Master Jiao blocked the door, and said with a sullen expression: "Do you know it's urgent? I said what's the matter, I told you to go to Xu's house to see a doctor and you didn't go. Now that the shameless person is back, you've been dealt with. This is."
Old Doctor Xia: ...
"Bie grandson, why are you standing there in a daze, Big Smoke is telling you to kill the chicken, kill it quickly!" Do you think you can get away with it, that dead girl is a bastard, don't even think about messing with her.
Master Jiao froze, and the corners of his mouth twitched fiercely a few times: "Why don't we just kill the chicken, who is afraid of whom?"
"Go, what are you doing in a daze." Old Doctor Xia squinted at him→_→.
Just thinking of Dendrobium candidum, old doctor Xia twitched, stomped his feet and ran out with the medical basket on his back.
The dead girl is so weak that she knows how to bully the elderly.
Master Jiao thought for a while, there are not many things in the back mountain, only pheasants are the most, and after learning how to make it by himself, he can make whatever flavor he wants.
He stared at his incomparably noble Yubai fingers for a full quarter of an hour, then gritted his teeth...to grab the chicken.
Master not only has a peerless appearance, but also is extremely smart, it is impossible to handle a chicken.
The Xu family is a little deserted at the moment, and the whole pig that was distributed was sent to the town by Xu Laosi and Xu Jincai to sell it early in the weather. Let Mrs. Xu pickle it up, saying that she will eat it when Mr. Xu comes back from Xiumu at the end of May.
He didn't care too much knowing that Xu Laosan was beaten by a wild boar. Anyway, Xu Laosan himself said it was fine, so he took some wound medicine stored at home and left it alone.
Speaking of Xu Laosan's injury, the family members felt resentful. If it wasn't for the help of that damn girl, Big Smoke, none of them would be able to come back, and they would still be ashamed.
If they knew about this earlier, they would definitely not let the leading pig out.
Shan's slacker is not a fun thing, if she faints sooner, they will know about it sooner.
Now that I know there are farts, the pork is all divided.
As for whether the big smoke is dead or alive, no one probably cares.
The Sanfang people have been waiting for Master Jiao to invite Old Doctor Xia back, but they waited for a long time for Old Doctor Xia, but instead waited for Da Yan to come back.
"Elder Sister, you are not dead!" Gou Wa rushed over, using both hands and feet, hugged Dayan's leg and did not let go. "I knew Eldest Sister would be fine, but Eldest Sister can fight monsters."
Xu Dayan: What kind of logic is this?
Dayan also wanted to hug the thigh, but after all, he was a bit older and couldn't act like a baby like a dog, so he had to make a second choice and hug the waist instead.
To her, a big sister means a good life, and without a big sister, life will not be a good life.
"It's a good thing you didn't die." Dayan said from the bottom of his heart.
Xu Dayan's head was full of black lines: "Let me go, I don't like your ugly and heavy pendants at all, it hinders my walking."
Inadvertently meeting Xu Laosan's pitiful eyes, Xu Dayan felt extremely cold.
What does this cheap father want to do, don't you also want to come and hug him?
Lying on the grass, get out of here!
"I heard that you were crippled by a wild boar?" Xu Dayan's eyes fell on Xu Laosan's buttocks, and then moved down to the soles of his feet.
The location of this wound is a bit special, maybe it's really bad luck.
When Xu Laosan heard the word "disabled", his heart skipped a beat. He felt that something was wrong, and he stretched out his hands to pinch his thighs on both sides. They were clearly separated by a thin layer of cloth, but they felt like they were separated by dozens of layers. The feeling is very numb.
"I'm fine, just take some medicine. Your mother fainted, take your mother to see a doctor." Xu Laosan didn't want to think about that, and waved his big hand at Dayan with a face of indifference.
Xu Dayan stepped forward and stared at Shan for a while, then stretched out his hand to pinch him, and woke him up after a while.
Shan was startled when he saw Dayan, and soon threw himself into Dayan's arms, crying loudly: "Dayan, you are finally back, I heard that you were chased by wild boars, but I frightened my mother Ah, why are you so bold..."
Xu Dayan patted Shan Shi on the back, and said: "I'm fine, I'm amazing, and it's me...father."
I really don't want to recognize this father, trouble!
Shan touched Dayan's hand in disbelief, and then touched his face, and then he was relieved. Fortunately, it was warm, and he was not dead but still alive.
"No matter how powerful you are, you are still a girl. If you encounter such a thing in the future, remember to stay away." Putting your own life on the line to save others is not worth it at all.
Even if there is a child's father in it, Shan still thinks so.
Xu Laosan felt a little bit internally hurt, and couldn't help but said: "What are you worried about, Si Nizi is amazing, she can run faster than a rabbit, wild boars can't catch up with her at all."
(End of this chapter)
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