farm wife

Chapter 998

Shan thought, if it was someone else's girl, she wouldn't believe it even if she was beaten to death.But the single idiot in front of her belonged to her family, so she had to believe that she was really so ignorant.

"That is to say, you two slept together?" After hesitating again and again, Shan decided to be more straightforward.

Dayan let out an oh, with a dazed look on his face: "That's right."

Shan's complexion changed, and he sat up straight.

boom!
"What did you say?" The bald head slapped the table, and the dishes and chopsticks on the table jumped up.

The youngest son scooped up a piece of chicken with a spoon and was about to put it into his mouth. When he was startled, the chicken also fell back into the bowl, and immediately burst into tears with a 'wow'.

Shan Shi didn't bother to ask Dayan, so she turned around and coaxed her youngest son.

While coaxing and scolding the bald head: "What are you doing? What kind of table are you taking pictures of during the Chinese New Year? If you scare your son, what can you do?"

The bald head moved his mouth and spit out a piece of chicken bone, before he said: "Aren't I startled? Why did you say that this damn girl is so stupid to sleep with someone? She is a Miss, what a disadvantage this is."

"Besides, what's the future of that boy Abalone? Our wild goose is from a princess, and she can choose any man in the world. Why do you have to find an abalone?"

"He's a genius, he can't even beat me, even though I'm old, just like him, I can strangle him to death with one finger."

The bald head didn't think there was anything wrong with abalone before, but now he thinks that this abalone is not good in any way, it is simply a spicy chicken.

The corner of Dayan's mouth twitched: "Are you old?"

The bald head paused, and wiped his bald head: "I'm going to be a grandfather, can I not be old?"

Dayan chuckled at him, noncommittal.

If a person who is only 35 years old is old, those who are 60 or [-] years old should have grass on their graves.

shameless.

"Speaking of which, why are you two so excited?" Dayan was very puzzled by this, and felt a little confused seeing his parents like this.

The bald head immediately wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Mrs. Shan.

"Eat yours, don't worry about this." Shan directly stuffed the big spoon into his bald mouth, blocking what he was going to say later.

The bald head stared at him, but under Shan's glaring gaze, he gradually withered away, and honestly ate chicken and soup.

The youngest son had something to eat, and he was quickly coaxed.

It's just that he was still twitching while eating, obviously the bald head just frightened him a lot.

Mrs. Shan sat next to the wild goose and asked about the wild goose in a low voice.

If you want to talk about this, someone else has passed it to her ears, or she doesn't know it at all.

After asking carefully, Shan was also dumbfounded.

Looking at Dayan's expression, it's hard to say anything.

Dayan had an innocent face, and didn't understand why Shan's expression was like this. Could it be that the two of them were lying together and had to do something else?She knows whether men and women kiss each other, but isn't that a special case?

The fact is that the two of them went out for an adventure together, and they ran a little far away, and couldn't make it back at night, so they found a cave to live in.

Abalone found a kind of fruit and saw some small animals eating it, so he felt that the fruit was not poisonous, so he picked one to eat, and brought some back to the wild goose.

It's just that the fruit looks like a plum, and I heard that it tastes like a plum. Wild geese don't like plums, so they don't eat them.Just had a little roast and then lay down for bed.

It was discovered that the abalone was not quite right, the whole figure was like a cooked shrimp, and it kept pounced on her, screaming hot in the mouth, and seemed not so clear.

Dayan thought frankly.

hot?Easy to handle.

There happened to be a spring water there, and the wild goose threw the abalone into the water to soak.After soaking for an unknown amount of time, the abalone regained its sanity, and people stopped shouting for heat, so they crawled out of the spring water by themselves.

As a result, halfway through sleep, people shouted cold again.

The wild goose was a little dazed, hot and cold for a while, feeling nervous.I was thinking of lighting a fire, but accidentally broke the torch, thinking that my body was quite hot, so I just hugged someone to sleep.

But it wasn't what she wanted to hug, but the abalone hugged her tightly like an octopus, pushed away and ran over.

In the end, I was too lazy to toss, so I didn't push people away.

When it was almost dawn, people came into the cave. When they removed the stone blocking the entrance of the cave, they saw the two of them hugging and lying there with disheveled clothes. There were still some fruits on the ground, two of which were eaten. .

Yiquan looked at them with strange expressions, but Dayan didn't think much about it at the time, never thought that he would be misunderstood.

Dayan just didn't understand, it doesn't mean she didn't understand anything, after hearing Shan's detailed explanation, Dayan's whole face turned dark.

It turned out to be a misunderstanding of what they had done.

Dayan thought about it for a while, and when he walked, Abalone had no strength all over his body, and his legs were all swaying.

Thinking of this, Dayan's face turned dark.

I was a little anxious and felt weird, and I unconsciously thought about some things in a direction I had never thought about.

Shan's expression was indescribable, he hesitated to speak, and really didn't know what to say.

Dayan said with a wooden face: "What else, just say it."

The corner of Shan's mouth twitched: "Those people say that abalone is a love fruit, and eating half of it can make people lose their minds."

Dayan: "..."

At that moment, she was thinking: Fortunately, this girl doesn't like plums.

rub convex

Isn't that a plum?She looks exactly like a plum, but why did she suddenly become a love fruit.

very scary.

Fortunately she didn't eat, otherwise...

The wild goose rolled its eyes, and began to be angry again: "Mother, do you think those people are blind? We haven't done anything, and the clothes on our bodies are good. They can think of other places to go."

Shan looked at her worriedly, worried about her IQ, why couldn't she see such an obvious thing.

Although there is nothing to do, the love fruit that can be eaten is easily reminiscent of something.It is said that half of the love fruit can make people unbearable, and eating the whole can completely lose their minds.

There were obviously two cores, but two were eaten.

It gives people the feeling that there is only one person, and it is the most unbelievable thing to say that nothing happened.

"It's good that nothing happened! Our girl is so good, she is Princess Anping of the Daxiang Dynasty. If she doesn't have any kind of man, why should she take advantage of that baby abalone?" The bald head expressed his congratulations.

Snapped!
Shan slapped him on the back, and said angrily: "Everyone says you are stupid, but you still don't admit it.

Regardless of whether it happened or not, it was spread outside, and in the eyes of others, it was the truth.

When I went out today, people asked me when I would have a wedding, and they all whispered to me to go early to avoid trouble with a big belly. "

(End of this chapter)