The Queen's Concubine can't be provoked

Chapter 457 The poor man

"Look at what you said, what are you trying to do to her? I heard that Wang An's younger sister, Princess Yunchu, is still unmarried. She is almost twenty, and she is already an old lady. No matter how you say it, your brother is still a prince. In the future, my father's throne will be hereditary, and marrying an old princess who died of her father will not be regarded as humiliating her."

After listening to Xiangyao's words, Li Cheng frowned in dissatisfaction. In his opinion, it is already very good that someone is willing to marry Yunchu now. How can she have the right to pick and choose?

"Cousin, you are just telling me this. If Emperor Xing'an and King An find out, I'm afraid you have nothing to eat." He snorted coldly, although Xiangyao and Yunchu had only met each other a few times, But she could see that the princess was a proud master.

"I'm just talking to you." With a smile, Li Cheng also realized that what he just said was inappropriate. Although the princess was older, her brother was King An of Xing'an. With this, age is no longer a problem.

"My good sister, you are also a woman, help me give me advice, how can I win the heart of the princess?"

"Cousin, don't forget, we will return to Li country in a short time, I'm afraid there will be no time for you to win your heart." Looking at Li Cheng, Xiang Yao spoke slowly, she still disapproved of Tang Brother, go and provoke that Princess Yunchu.

"It depends on human effort, there is always a way, I still don't believe that the princess is so difficult to deal with!" Frowning, Li Cheng was very dissatisfied with Xiangyao's attitude, "Okay, you should rest early."

After finishing speaking, Li Cheng turned around and walked towards the door, Xiang Yao looked at his back, thought of his displeased expression just now, and sighed silently.

She lowered her head and looked at her stomach. She was afraid that she would give birth soon. Do you want to help your cousin?
Thinking of the situation she might encounter after returning to China, Xiangyao frowned. Perhaps, she should find a way to help her cousin, but... she wanted to fight for some benefits for herself.

Li Cheng didn't know what Xiangyao was thinking, and when he returned to the room, he ordered someone to prepare hot water for a bath.

There was already hot water, so it was ready soon. Li Cheng soaked in the hot water, thinking of Yun Chu's beautiful cheeks and figure, a wicked smile appeared on his face.

'Pfft...' Just as he was thinking, Li Cheng suddenly felt a cloud of turbid air hovering in his stomach. He couldn't hold it back, and rushed out of his body directly. Because he was still in the water, a lot of air bubbles formed.

"Disappointing!" Frowning, Li Cheng stood up, although he was the one who vented the air, but he still felt very disgusted that he was soaked in the water he had exhausted just now.

After getting out of the tub, Li Cheng farted two or three times in a row, the sound was loud and loud, and it stinks to death.

"Damn it! What's going on here!" Covering his nose with his hand, Li Cheng put on his clothes and walked towards the door. Before reaching the door, he felt a pain like twisting in his stomach, and he stopped quickly , walked towards the Gong barrel in the inner room.

Sitting on the Gong barrel, there was a sound of thunder and crackling, and the room was so smelly that even Li Cheng was holding his nose, he was almost fainted by himself.

After a while, Li Cheng felt that his stomach felt better. Just as he was about to stand up, he felt pain in his stomach again. In desperation, he had no choice but to sit down again, enduring the foul smell and continuing to defecate. With the things in the body.

After sitting for half an hour, Li Cheng felt that his legs were no longer his own. He struggled to get up, and wanted to call for someone to clean up the room, but he didn't want his feet to go limp just after taking two steps. He fell directly to the ground.

This fall was a good one, and he tripped over the bucket directly, and a lot of the stinky excrement in the bucket splashed directly on his body. This time, the smell in the room became even stronger.

Li Cheng is an only child, so he has always been favored since he was a child. How long ago did he encounter such a thing?So he rolled his eyes and passed out directly.

The guards outside the house hadn't heard anything for a long time, and felt a little strange in their hearts. After calling softly outside the door a few times, the two looked at each other and reached out to open the door.

It was a good start, the two of them were almost smoked, but thinking that the master was still in the room, the two had no choice but to endure the nausea, covered their mouths and noses, and walked into the room.

There was no one in the bathtub, and the water was already cold. The two walked towards the inner room, only to see Li Cheng, covered in excrement and urine, lying on the ground with his eyes tightly closed, and beside him, a bucket full of filth was poured out. on the ground.

"Hurry up and get the prince out, vomit..." One of them just said a word, and almost vomited it out. He held his breath, and didn't care about the dirt on Li Cheng, so he dragged him towards the door. go outside.

Seeing him like this, the other hurried forward and helped get Li Cheng out of the house.

"You go to the doctor, and get a few helpers over by the way, the prince... needs to change clothes." He spoke to his companion, and the follower looked at Li Cheng who was lying on the ground, and ordered.

Nodding, one of the attendants went to find someone, and the rest took a few steps back, then took out a handkerchief to cover his nose, and waited for his companion to come back.

There was already a doctor in the post house, so they were quickly found, and when they saw Li Cheng lying on the ground, everyone couldn't help but look at each other.

"You go and prepare hot water, you prepare clothes, and then clean up a clean room and come out. The rest will help me carry the prince, and when the water is ready, I will help the prince take a bath." Now the filth on Li Cheng's body, if not Cleaning is really unbearable.

'Pfft...' When the hot water came, Li Cheng let out another extremely smelly fart, and the followers all covered their mouths and noses, and took a few steps back.

The water was ready soon, the attendants looked at me and I looked at you, and didn't want to go forward, but the one lying on the ground was the master, even if he didn't want to, he had to go forward to help him clean and wash, otherwise he would wait for him When they woke up and saw that they were being left alone, they were afraid that their lives would be lost.

With great difficulty, several people plucked up their courage, took off Li Cheng's clothes, carried him into the bathtub, and just about to wash him well, they heard the sound of farting again.

It seems that because of the relationship in the water, the smell is less, but soon, the followers found that everything was too good for them, because some yellow things gradually floated up in the bathtub...

"Ou...voo..." Some of the attendants finally couldn't bear the nausea, and ran outside to vomit one after another. Poor Li Cheng, the heir of Li, was soaked in the bathtub with excrement because the attendants went out to vomit. among...

(End of this chapter)