Easy Farmer

Chapter 111 Why Don't You Shoot?

"Laugh you **** laugh, try laughing again!"

The thief was so angry that he blushed and cursed at Lin Dong.

But Lin Dong was unmoved, his laughter became more and more uncontrollable and his whole body trembled, he was out of breath from laughing.

Qiao Yun looked at Lin Dong in horror, he didn't know that guy had a gun in his hand!This gun must have come from him!
"Stop! Don't laugh, he has a gun in his hand! You are provoking him, he will shoot!"

Qiao Yun shouted in horror.

But Lin Dong was unmoved at all.

"Damn you, you kneel down to me! If you don't kneel, believe it or not, I'm robbing you!"

The thief was so angry that he thought that this guy would be terrified when he saw him holding a gun, and then he knelt down to beg for mercy, but the result was such a maniacal laugh that didn't take himself seriously.

He only felt that he was insulted, and his dignity and human rights were not taken seriously.

He was angry.

Very angry.

The index fingers of his hands were slowly placed on the trigger, his mood fluctuated violently, panting heavily, and stared at Lin Dong who had no fear at all.

"Fuck, your mother is a bitch, you are going to die for me!"

The thief was really mad with anger, like crazy, so he shot.

Lin Dong still laughed wildly, full of belly laughs.

Yun Qiao bit her lips tightly and frowned tightly, not wanting to see the bloody scene ahead, she closed her eyes tightly and turned her head away.

Even the thief seemed to be a little bit reluctant to see the blood splattered horror scene, subconsciously turned his head, closed his eyes tightly, and pulled the trigger.

"Crack!"

There was only a crisp sound of pulling the trigger, not the violent gunshot he expected.

The thief was stunned, stunned, his eyes widened, what's going on!

He anxiously pulled the trigger again and again.

"Crack, click, click."

There was a crisp click of the trigger again and again.

"what's up!"

Looking at Lin Dong, who was slowly walking towards him with a playful expression on his face, he was really going crazy, why didn't the gun go off!He saw with his own eyes that this female marshal loaded bullets into it!

Lin Dong approached him slowly and unhurriedly, his aura was extremely strong.

The thief's aura instantly plummeted, knowing that the gun was useless, and immediately weakened.

Watching Lin Dong approaching him step by step, he remembered the violent kick just now, and his body trembled like chaff.

Every time Lin Dong took a step, he squatted down a little bit, and when Lin Dong walked in front of him, he was almost half kneeling.

"Why didn't you shoot?"

Lin Dong looked down at the terrified thief and asked with a smile.

"This gun is useless! This gun can't fire, it must be a fake, it's a model, specially used to deceive honest people like me!"

The thief was about to cry, and sat down on the ground, sobbing and looking at him pitifully.

Qiaoyun burst into laughter when she heard what the thief said, hahaha, you idiot!

Now she finally understands why Lin Dong laughed wildly just now, if it were herself, she would laugh until her stomach hurts.

"Give me the gun."

Lin Dong looked at him jokingly, and ordered.

The thief timidly handed him the gun with trembling hands.

"Snapped!"

Lin Dong who took the gun suddenly slapped the thief's face with a howling wind, and the thief turned his head suddenly.

"This slap is to tell you that some people cannot be scolded, such as my mother."

Lin Dong said softly with a smile.

This crisp and loud slap made Qiao Yun's heart tremble.

"This guy won't be slapped to death!"

She muttered to herself.

The thief was also stunned by the sudden slap, and his face felt more than half numb.

"Snapped!"

Lin Dong gave another backhand slap, and the thief's head was tilted again, and along the way, two bloody front teeth flew out of his mouth.

"This slap is to tell you that you can't touch a gun, especially a **** like you!"

Lin Dong said with a gentle smile again.

"Clap clap clap clap!"

Lin Dong bowed left and right, using both palms and backs, slapping the thief's head from one side to the other like a rattle.

The slap made the thieves feel as if his face had been numbed, and the slapping made him feel like his face was not his own.

After a while, this stupid thug's cheeks were red and swollen, as thick and swollen as a pig's head.

Lin Dong slapped his hands until his hands hurt a little before he stopped, and he said angrily to the thieves:

"Why are you so thick-skinned, bastard? It hurts my hand from slapping your grandpa."

The thief opened his mouth wide and looked dumbfounded, not knowing whether he heard it or not.

Qiao Yun lowered her head and giggled non-stop.

"In addition, these slaps just now are the price for making me angry!"

Lin Dong tossed and fiddled with his hands, glanced at the stupid thief with disdain, turned and left.

"Idiot, this gun is not a model, it's because you bastard didn't have the safety on."

Lin Dong who turned and left said the last sentence lightly.

Hearing this sentence, the thieves came out of their sluggishness instantly, and suddenly realized.

Then he slapped his forehead in regret and scolded himself for being an idiot, for forgetting to open the insurance, I really regretted it!

"By the way, it's too dangerous for you to be able to barely stand up."

Suddenly Lin Dong went and came back again, standing in front of the thief who was lying on the ground.

"What else are you doing!"

The scoundrel with a face swollen like a pig's head was terrified, trembling as he looked at Lin Dong with fearful eyes like looking at a devil.

Lin Dong didn't speak, but stomped his right foot on the knee of the thief whose right leg had been injured just now like lightning.

"what!"

There was another howl that was so shrill that it didn't sound like a human voice.

The thief clutched his knee tightly, and the pain caused him to roll wantonly on the ground, howling like ghosts and wolves.

Qiao Yun gasped in shock seeing Lin Dong's fierce kick, looked at Lin Dong in shock, and heard the sound of the thief's knee just now, his kneecap was definitely smashed to pieces!
Seeing the thieves rolling on the ground in pain, Lin Dong was satisfied and turned to leave after confirming that he would not spoil his good deeds later.

"Uncuff me quickly, the key is in my trouser pocket.

Seeing Lin Dong walking towards her, Yunqiao recovered from the shock and said happily.

"Huh? Did I say that I would uncuff you?"

Lin Dong asked her strangely.

Yun Qiao was stunned, what's the matter with this guy, he didn't come in to save himself, so why did he come in?
"I just came in to get some toilet paper, I have a stomachache."

Lin Dong chuckled, turned around and walked to the table, grabbed the rolls of paper on the table and pulled them into his pockets.

(End of this chapter)