Easy Farmer

Chapter 135 Are there still people riding bulls into the streets these days?
"Okay, Ah Huang, are you bored and bored after staying on the top of Dongzhong Mountain for so long?"

Lin Dong, who was in a cheerful mood, leaned over and whispered in Ah Huang's ear.

In response to him was a long moo, which spread far and wide in the warm sun.

Lin Dong smiled knowingly:
"Let's go, today your master will take you to meet the human world!"

Lin Dong patted its neck with a smile, and Ah Huang slowly turned his head obediently, and walked towards the gate on the top of Dongzhong Mountain.

He rode a yellow ox and strolled on the top of Dongzhong Mountain. The tourists who were looking around saw him by chance, and their eyes widened immediately. When did Dongzhong Mountain actually have such a project as cattle riding.

But when they saw Lin Dong's relaxed and extremely contented appearance, they suddenly felt a little itchy in their hearts, and they also had the urge to ride a bull.

After all, walking and riding a bull in the game are two completely different feelings. Compared with rich urbanites like them, riding a bull is not a low-level thing, but a fresh feeling that has never been experienced before. .

They were a little jealous of the big yellow ox under Lin Dong's crotch. Seeing his relaxed appearance, his body was stable and not swaying, and he looked around from afar, with a panoramic view of the beautiful scenery.

Lin Dong leisurely walked out of the door under the jealous and fiery eyes of the tourists, and slowly went down the mountain under the astonished eyes of the security guards.

"Riding a bull and driving a car are really two completely different feelings. Don't say you are a bumpy dirt road in the countryside, even if your road is full of stones, you can't bump me halfway."

Lin Dong sat on the broad back of the ox, condescendingly looked at the cars coming and going, jolting like crazy, and said with emotion.

The big ox was walking on the dirt road leading to the county seat, and the car was driving on the bumpy and uneven road, swaying left and right, like a drunk drunk, the bump was shocking and delirious. Clearly, people with motion sickness will definitely foam at the mouth after walking this section of the road, with blood spattered three feet.

But Lin Dong was different. A yellow ox was taller than a car, with a broad back and steady steps. Walking on this potholed dirt road, he didn't feel any bumps or wobbles.

He looked a little proudly at the drivers who came and went frothing at the mouth. The drivers looked at him in astonishment, thinking where did this guy come from?In this day and age, there are still people riding bulls on the road?

Then, just as he was about to laugh at Lin Dong, there was a big puddle full of water in front of him. With a "bang", the front wheels sped past, the car shook violently, and the driver's head almost hit the steering wheel.

Just when the driver, who was fortunate enough to have walked through this section of the road safely, felt a little complacent, then the rear wheel suddenly sank again.

"Zizizizi."

The rear wheels couldn't come up, and the driver trapped in the cab was flushed with anxiety, grabbed the steering wheel and kept twisting, and stepped on the accelerator with his right foot, trying to get the rear wheels to climb up, but it turned out that the rear wheels only It kept slipping in the stagnant water, splashing dirty muddy water.

The car climbed up for a while, and then the rear wheel fell down again, climbed up again, fell down again, and the car shook after another.

The driver was so angry that he patted the steering wheel and cursed:
"I bought a watch last year, what a waste of time, fuck your old mother!"

He kicked violently in the car while cursing.

Lin Dong, who was riding on the back of the bull, had been watching the driver struggling like a trapped animal in the cab with a smile, but actually his stomach ached from laughing.

"This bastard, you still dare to laugh at me, now you know how powerful this road is? Hahahaha!"

Then Lin Dong walked slowly in front of the distraught driver, and the driver stared at him with a relaxed and comfortable look.

"Fuck, I finally know why this guy wants to ride a bull on the road. This is so clever! Oh, it's ridiculous that I still say that other people are fucking. Let's not talk about it, let's call someone to push the cart."

The driver made a phone call, then went down to push the cart with tears in his eyes.

Riding on the back of an ox, the condescending Lin Dong is so contentedly looking at the traffic on the dirt road that is constantly bumping and almost overturning. Compared with the two, his behavior of riding a ox is simply too witty!
The more he thought about it, the more complacent Lin Dong couldn't help humming a song, with an embarrassing expression on his face.

Lin Dong, who was not in a hurry, just rode a cow for a walk on the side of the road. Pedestrians and drivers coming and going on the road all looked at him in astonishment, and then admired, disdained, puzzled, and sneered.

But Lin Dong didn't care, and no gaze could affect his heart.

Walking through the dirt road, I slowly approached the county seat, and it was easy to walk on the road on the county seat. Although it is not comparable to the neat roads in big cities, at least it is made of cement, not mud. At least There is no danger of overturning when driving on it.

Therefore, the traffic flow on this section of the road has gradually increased, and the cars have become mixed, such as motorcycles, tricycles, electric vehicles, and cars can be found everywhere.

The drivers looked at Lin Dong in astonishment, and without exception, they all shook off the slow-moving Lin Dong who was riding on the back of the bull.

At this time, the driver got stuck in a big mud pit, and finally got up from the dirt road cart and saw Lin Dong riding a cow again.

"Hey, I waited for at least three or four 10 minutes for someone to push the cart, and this guy just came here, hahaha, you are still arrogant when you ride a bull!"

The driver finally had a sense of superiority in front of Lin Dong. Although his car was not good on the dirt road, at least it was faster than him!

He started to look embarrassed again.

Xiao Fei is very excited today, because a girl he has been chasing for a long time finally agrees to come out to play with him.

So he rode a motorcycle and drove the girl so fast that he wanted the girl to feel his superb driving skills and domineering arrogance in his fast speed, so that the girl must be envious of him.

The screaming of the girl in the back seat also proved his driving skills and arrogance. He thinks what the girl is thinking now is definitely:

"Wow, this boy is so powerful, so fierce, the car is going to fly so fast, so handsome and cool!"

Thinking of this, Xiao Fei burst out laughing on his face against the wind, full of embarrassment.

Suddenly he saw a guy riding a bull walking slowly on the side of the road ahead, and his eyes lit up.

"This guy was definitely sent by the heavens to show off my superb driving skills. If I pretend to be aggressive in front of him, will Ah Zi be obedient to me? Well, my little universe is about to explode!"

He thought excitedly in his heart, and then yelled at the girl behind him.

"Ah Zi, pay attention to how I overtook that cow. I will definitely let the guy riding on it eat a lot of dust and smoke!"

But he didn't see the girl's pale face, looking like she was about to vomit.

A Fei slammed the accelerator, and the second-hand motorcycle accelerated suddenly, rumbled and accompanied by noises, a pile of black smoke came out from the exhaust pipe, and then rushed to Lin Dong's side.

Lin Dong was riding his own ox, walking slowly and leisurely.

Suddenly he heard a rumbling motorbike engine behind him, and then a black and worn-out motorcycle rushed up beside him, keeping a constant speed with him.

There was a man and a woman on the motorcycle. The man had an afro perm and dyed green hair. The girl in the back seat was average-looking, but her face was ashen, and she kept her mouth tightly covered, as if she was about to spit it out.

Lin Dong hadn't figured out what was going on before, and then the guy with the hot afro looked at him with disdain and contempt, especially when he saw the oxen under his crotch, he felt a burst of disgust He, who grazes cattle every day, can no longer be disgusted with cattle.

He spat fiercely on the ground, frowned and gave Lin Dong a disgusted look:
"******, there are still people riding oxen into the streets these days? Don't you know how to damage the city? Why didn't the police take you away? You walk slowly, don't get in the way! Ugly guy You're also riding an ugly cow, you're not afraid to scare a handsome guy like me!"

After speaking, the guy spat thick phlegm viciously on the ground, and it splashed on the dust on the ground, and the sporadic saliva splashed on the scalper's body.

After the explosive head finally gave him a disdainful smile, he twisted the accelerator violently, and then the motorcycle flew out in an instant, and the exhaust pipe emitted a buttock of black smoke, which made Lin Dong cough. I don't know how this car starts. Yes, tears flowed out.

"Fucking shit!"

Lin Dong was furious, looking at the motorcycle leaving in the dust, he yelled, this guy who ran out of which mental hospital, did he have a brain flood or didn't take medicine?I ride a bull to care about your hairy business?
You say I'm slow?How dare you compare the speed of my A Huang with your broken second-hand abandoned motorcycle?

I can't play you to death!

Lin Dong, who was extremely angry, slapped the cow's butt with a slap, looked at the gradually blurred back of the motorcycle in front of him, and said angrily:

"Rush! Overtake that motorcycle and let him know how good we are!"

The ox seems to have sensed the anger in the owner's heart, and it is also a thick and long moo, followed by the gradual acceleration of the four hooves, faster and faster, and the hooves make a loud clicking sound when they step on the ground , Limbs are like engines, and the speed of the whole body is getting faster and faster.

In the end, the whole cow ran wildly, the speed was so fast that only afterimages could be seen. Even Lin Dong, who was sitting on the back of the cow, widened his eyes and felt that the speed was too frightening. His face was sore, and he didn't dare to open his mouth at all, otherwise his mouth would be full of mud and dust.

Ah Fei, who rode an old motorcycle flying, and the car creaked and sounded like it was about to fall apart, was so proud. He just scolded a guy riding a bull, would Ah Zi think that I was very righteous? feel?What I said just now is simply crazy, cool and crazy!
Even the sentences and vocabulary of destroying the appearance of the city and hindering the traffic of the city came out, which is simply too awesome. Does Ah Zi think that I have a special literary talent?
If you stomp on that guy like that, Ah Zi will definitely think that I am very domineering and mighty!
Wa hahaha!

(End of this chapter)