Easy Farmer

Chapter 170 Uncle Policeman, A Cow Jumped From Here

Then Lin Dong took out his mobile phone to check the nearest road to Hengcheng. At this time, he found that the roads leading to Hengcheng all turn around the mountain. At least it can be reduced by more than half.

Having made this discovery, Lin Dong even looked at the mountains in the middle. After looking at them for a while, he put the phone back into his pocket with confidence.

"Hold me tight, don't let go!"

Lin Dong turned his head and said solemnly to Chu Chenxi.

Chu Chenxi was a little confused, but she still hugged his waist obediently.

"set off!"

Lin Dong pointed to the road, and said with arrogance.

The ox made a low moo, tapped its right hind leg to accumulate strength, and mooed in its mouth.

That path is four or five meters high from the national road. If a car falls from it, it will be destroyed and no bones will be left. But fortunately, there is a solid stone guardrail more than one meter high, so it will never crash out .

Amidst the low mooing of the scalper and Chu Chenxi's anxiety, the energy was fully charged.

Sprinting, the hind limbs exerted force suddenly, kicked heavily, rose into the air, crossed the stone guardrail, jumped, and the two of them, a bull and a dog, fell into the weeds.

"what!"

Chu Chenxi screamed in fright and jumped off the national highway when the ox suddenly fell like suicide. This is no different from suicide!

"Fuck, this bull is really awesome!"

"What the hell is this filming? This cow dares to jump down here, won't it fall to death?"

"How sacred is this cow? It doesn't even dare to jump off a car made of steel, but it dares to jump off a horse made of meat, and it's carrying two people with it. Is this cow not afraid of death or those two people? !"

"It's over, it's over, this sacred cow will definitely die under the blind command of its owner, and those two idiots will also follow the scalper to die in Huangquan, it's really weird!"

All the owners of the vehicles coming from behind saw the scene of the scalper jumping off the viaduct, and they were stunned. They didn't even care that this was the road where the vehicles came and went, and jumped off the car directly to the place where the scalper fell. run away.

Not just one or two, but a large group, because the group of people who were competing with the scalper also followed, wanting to see if the scalper was thrown to death or whether it would be safe.

But basically everyone thought that the scalper was doomed. If he fell from such a high place, his leg would definitely be broken, followed by a comminuted fracture all over his body.

The two guys on its back were probably even worse.

They all thought they would witness a scene of human tragedy happening before their eyes, but when they crowded around the place where the ox fell and looked down, they were instantly stunned.

The scalper, the two of them, and Bago fell rapidly in the sky, like a falling meteorite, listening to the gust of wind filling the ears, and the whistling sound of the wind raging in the ear, feeling that the gravity is really working on him, Chu Chu Chen Xi was so frightened that seven souls lost six souls, and her heart almost jumped out of her throat.

"It's over, it's over, it's dead!"

Chu Chenxi muttered, she never thought that Lin Dong's method would be to jump from this place, to reach the weed path in this way.

If she knew, she would never agree to jump anyway, because this is no escape, it is completely naked suicide!
Lin Dong watched the bushes full of weeds gradually enlarge in front of his eyes. He seemed to be able to see the insects on the green trees, smell the soil and weeds in the bushes, and hear the rustling of the trees. The sound is exciting and exciting.

Pug was so excited that he was almost insane, the more excited he became, the more excited he became. He couldn't stop yelling and barking loudly, restless.

The scalper's eyes are full of calmness, almost mechanical, and its head is calculating precisely when to land and when to put its feet down based on its feeling.

Finally, a bull and a dog landed amidst Chu Chenxi's screams.

There was not a sound, and there was no picture of blood everywhere, falling to pieces, and screaming and screaming in the minds of all the people watching on the guardrail.

Instead, like a nimble kitten falling from a high place, the ox landed firmly on the ground with its dry and hard hooves. The forelimbs were slightly bent when they hit the ground to cushion the impact. Under control, he stepped heavily on the ground.

The whole landing process was smooth and light, as if it was not falling from a high place, but jumping over a ditch.

The insects foraging nearby only felt that there was a slight earthquake here.

Then the ox carried Chu Chenxi, Lin Dong, and Pug, who was restless and yelling in his arms, into the depths of the jungle.

"boom!"

But this gentle and light scene was no less than an atomic bomb exploded in the minds of the people watching on the side of the bridge, and everyone was stunned and stunned.

"Is this frankly making a movie? Jumping from such a high place, there's nothing wrong with it?"

"This is so fucking crazy. This cow is really going against the sky. What kind of cow is this? Did it come from Mars?"

"What kind of existence are these two people riding on it? They can still ride on it without any injuries. If it were me, I would definitely not dare to jump on it!"

"This must be an illusion, it must not be real!"

"Who the hell raised this cow? It's so perverted. I'm willing to lose my entire family to exchange it. The person who can raise this kind of cow is simply a god!"

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Everyone couldn't believe what they saw with their own eyes. The scene that happened in front of them was unbelievable, unbelievable. Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, as if they were idiots.

Some people even couldn't believe it no matter what, they slapped themselves fiercely, and murmured:

"It's not real, it's my hallucination, it's not real."

"Hey, hey, what are you guys looking at? I don't know it's a highway, so get out of the way!"

The traffic police who were checking in the distance saw so many people gathered here, and rushed over on a motorcycle with sirens, yelling loudly.

"Uncle policeman, a cow jumped from here just now!"

A driver with a childish face reported to the police with a dull face.

"Ahahaha, what did you say, a cow jumped down here? Why didn't you say that a pig flew up from below? Is that pig you?"

Who knew that the traffic policeman held his stomach and laughed wildly after hearing this, and didn't believe it at all.

Seeing the appearance of the traffic policeman, those who wanted to continue to say a few words also became interested, and shut up one after another.

"Hurry up, get in the car, get in the car, don't get stuck here!"

The traffic police yelled and waved away people.

The drivers had no choice but to look down and down at the jungle where the scalpers had disappeared, sighing and getting on the bus.
The ox was still running in the jungle densely covered with trees and vines, nimbly jumping and climbing across various barricades, ditches, and curved slopes, and crossed a mountain after a while.

Although everything was fine and no one was harmed in the slightest, Chu Chenxi was still in such a state of shock, sitting on the back of the scalper, her face still had a trace of panic, and she still had lingering fears in her heart.

But Lin Dong and Ba Ge had already recollected the excitement. It was the first time when they were on the road, they saw mountains and trees on both sides. The tall trees were full of vicissitudes, which was very fresh.

"How about it, I haven't recovered yet, alas, it's nothing wrong, you have to know that scalpers are very powerful, I also have the utmost confidence to ensure that this adventure will not have any danger, so I did this. Otherwise, why would I do such a risky thing."

Lin Dong felt that Keren in the back was silent, as if his thoughts and emotions were still immersed in the panic of the scalper's leap just now, so he couldn't help comforting him softly.

Fortunately, I gave Chu Chenxi a bottle of original water before, which stabilized her mood, otherwise she must have been scared out of her mind by now.

After comforting her for a while, Chu Chenxi gradually recovered, talking and laughing with Lin Dong on the road.

"If it was Lin Yiran who was sitting in the back just now, I'm afraid she must be so excited that she hugged her face and kissed her madly."

Lin Dong looked at the winding mountain road not far away and thought.

"Why do we take this kind of mountain road?"

Chu Chenxi avoided a branch with many sharp thorns hanging from the tree above, frowned, and said with some displeasure.

"Hey, you'll know later."

Lin Dong laughed.

He lowered his head and looked at the map on his mobile phone, which showed that he was less than 43 kilometers away from Hengcheng Film and Television Base, and the time was still [-]:[-], just over an hour before departure.

The distance across these mountainous provinces is hundreds of kilometers. It’s really cool, and it’s safe and fun to walk here. There is also the danger of being surrounded by people and being arrested by the traffic police on the road, hahaha, How am I so smart.

Looking at Lin Dong who was selling Guanzi, Chu Chenxi sighed helplessly.

I have already boarded the pirate ship, and I can't get off even if I want to.

The ox is like a never-tiring machine, running tirelessly. Every step it takes is as if it has been calculated with great precision, and it just lands on the most suitable place to stay. There will not be many hurting branches.

Lin Dong dangerously cut off a branch with sharp thorns with a small knife that he carried before setting off, causing Chu Chenxi to scream.

After running for a long time, Chu Chenxi said worriedly:

"Will the scalper be able to bear it? After running so far, we haven't rested for a while. Why don't we rest and rest before we go.".
(End of this chapter)