Easy Farmer
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Chapter 175 Damn, This Pretender
"Ahem, now everyone look over again, let's have the next quiz."
Director Wen saw that the scene was about to be pulled out of focus again, so he hurriedly spoke in a serious manner.
"Okay, how to compare!"
Ouyang Jiande, who couldn't wait to turn over, hurriedly asked.
"The purpose of our competition is to select who is more suitable to act in a movie, and the protagonist of our movie is Isshiki, so the requirements for it are relatively high. But I will not state the requirements in advance. I will watch the whole process and have to be in front of everyone. Without knowing it, the dog that is most suitable for this movie is selected based on the dog's performance. So don't take the bitch competition in front of you too much, after all, even if you win on the surface, it is not necessarily It meets my requirements for casting."
Director Wen saw Ouyang Jiande's emotional instability, so he gave him a reassurance first, so as not to spoil him on the spot.
In fact, he was not too fond of this very uncultivated guy, but because of his professional requirements, he had to be objective and cast aside all emotional factors to choose the most suitable dog for the protagonist of the movie, otherwise he would have kicked this guy out a long time ago out.
Sure enough, when Ouyang Jiande heard his last sentence, "Even if he wins on the surface, it may not necessarily meet my requirements for casting", his heart instantly settled down.
"Yeah, this dog actually doesn't like bitches, as long as it's beautiful, it's definitely not acceptable in movies. Only my golden retriever with normal sexual orientation can win the championship, and only its tall and mighty image can best set off the protagonist's personality." Powerful and extraordinary!"
Ouyang Jiande kept comforting himself, and then he gradually became more confident, looking at Lin Dong and sneering.
"Just wait and see, my golden retriever is not as normal as your pug in terms of sexual orientation, but in terms of IQ, physique, and strength, it will definitely crush you, a pug!"
"Okay, the next competition project is to walk the maze."
Director Wen gave a few instructions to the project assistant, and the assistant left to carry out his order.
As soon as this remark came out, there was some commotion at the scene.
"Walk the maze? What is this test?"
"Does walking the maze have something to do with the dog's IQ? Even if we are in it, we may not be able to get out."
"."
Lin Dong and Ouyang Jiande were also a little puzzled.
Director Wen then explained:
"It is the dog who walks the maze, and two staff members will be assigned to watch the direction of the entire maze from a high place and direct them to go out. This is to test the dog's sensitivity and recognition of human language, and to see how the dog Can you develop a sense of tacit understanding with strangers in a short period of time. And there are some pictures and texts on the way, and the dog must make corresponding actions in these places to go to the next place."
Everyone understood, and there was surprise in their eyes. They felt that this project was really new and interesting.
When Ouyang Jiande heard this, his heart settled down, and he looked at Lin Dong with an undisguised provocative gaze.
The Golden Retriever is very obedient. The last time I took him to test his IQ, his IQ was [-], which is almost equal to that of ordinary people. Isn't this maze-walking trick easy to catch?
Lin Dong glanced at Ouyang Jiande lightly, the corners of his mouth raised, showing the same undisguised contempt.
Even if your golden retriever is fine, does my pug care about such a small thing?
It is all literate.
Then when the cultural director assistant walked in, he signaled to him that the preparations were done, and then everyone moved to another studio.
After Lin Dong tied the ox to the pillar to prevent it from running around or being stolen by others, he and Chu Chenxi led Ba Ge and followed the crowd to another studio.
When we arrived at another studio, everyone stood on a high stand, looking down at the entire arena where the two dogs will compete.
In front of me is a medium-sized labyrinth, which is pitch black and made of foam plastic, but the outside seems to be painted with a layer of black paint, and I don't know why.
"This is the maze we used to test the dogs. The width and height are enough for the dogs to go inside without bumping into the walls and overlooking the direction of the entire maze. But because this maze is made of foam, it will fall down when it hits it. If any dog If the dog knocks down the wall, it will automatically admit defeat."
Wen asked to announce the rules of the game, and then let the two dogs stand at the starting point of their respective mazes, and assigned two staff members to stand on their respective heights to command their respective dogs.
"In addition, every time you reach a correct corner, there will be a picture on the wall. The dog has to look at the pose in the picture and pose according to it, so that he can go to the next place. Do you know?"
Director Wen said this to Lin Dong and Ouyang Jiande, signaling to let their dogs know this rule.
Lin Dong heard it, but he didn't move. Brother Pu must have listened to it verbatim, so he doesn't need to worry about it anymore.
Ouyang Jiande stepped forward and danced with his golden retriever for a while, then the golden retriever nodded half-understanding.
Seeing that Jin Mao understood, he turned around and came back, glanced at Lin Dong who was motionless and motionless, and turned his head with contempt.
Pretending to be aggressive, I want you to act aggressive, we will see how your mangy dog hits the wall later.
"Some people just like to pretend to be aggressive, they just don't know how to live or die, and they deserve it for the tragic ending in the end. Maybe there will be no place to cry when the time comes."
Ouyang Jiande, who was full of confidence, was sneering and sarcastic at the side. Although he didn't name him, the fool knew who he was talking about.
Lin Dong raised his eyes and glanced at this idiot, rolled his eyes and turned his head away, not being too lazy to talk to this idiot lowered his IQ.
Seeing that Lin Dong couldn't help telling Brother Pu about this rule, many people felt that he was a bit exaggerated.
"This Lin Dong doesn't tell his dog the rules. If he breaks the rules, there's no place to cry."
"Yeah, is this guy pretending to be aggressive? Could it be that his dog can understand such complicated words as Director Wen?"
"Hehe, I guess I'm pretending. I didn't see the surprise on Pug's face when he didn't want a bitch but only a beautiful woman. He must have known it a long time ago. Damn, this pretender."
"."
Many people talked about it, and even Chu Chenxi was a little worried.
"Why don't you tell Brother Pug about this rule, otherwise Brother Pug doesn't know what to do?"
Chu Chenxi stepped forward and whispered in his ear.
"Don't worry, it won't happen, Brother Pu heard what the director said just now."
Lin Dong, who felt his ears were itchy from Chu Chenxi's blowing, laughed softly.
"Ok."
Chu Chenxi said helplessly, and glanced at the lazily squatting at the beginning of the maze, but her eyes were looking around at the big-boobed beauty who let her rub her breasts just now.
Director Wen glanced at Lin Dong and Ba Ge, who were indifferent, and did not speak, but shouted loudly:
"The competition begins!"
With a swish, Pug and Golden Retriever rushed into the maze almost at the same time.
Pug, who was lazy just now, is so energetic now, which surprised many people.
The commander at a high place watched the direction of the entire maze, shouting "turn left, turn right, go straight" and so on, and made gestures from time to time.
But what is even more surprising is that when Pug entered the maze, he was like a fish in the water. The maze has been walked countless times by Pug.
But everyone was still surprised that Pug could understand the commands spoken by the commander so quickly, and the reaction was still so quick and clear. There was no sense of confusion in this intricate maze, and it could be seen that he had a strong sense of direction.
And the golden retriever's reaction compared with Pug's is simply horrible.
It jumped into the maze at an extremely fast speed, and it didn't know the direction at all. Looking at the several roads that diverged, it stood there with a dumbfounded expression, not knowing where to go.
The most amusing and angry thing is that the commander shouted desperately from above, his throat was almost hoarse, and the golden retriever was still indifferent when he heard it, like a deaf man.
The commander was so angry that he wanted to jump down on the spot and kick this stupid dog a few times, it was so fucking stupid.How dare you come to make a movie?You fucking go!
Ouyang Jiande's face turned pale, he was the most embarrassing and maddening person in the whole field. At the beginning, he was full of confidence and sneered at Lin Dong, betting that he would lose, and the ending was tragic. But no matter how I look at it now, it seems that I am talking to myself.
I hate your mother, let me go this golden retriever quickly!
Hearing the people in the arena secretly mocking the golden retriever, Ouyang Jiande looked at his dog standing there like an idiot with a dazed expression, wishing he could rush up and kick all the shit out of it.
The golden retriever was still in place, but the pug had already reached the first corner.
The picture at the first corner is that the dog is facing forward, standing on the ground with its hind legs, standing upright with its head held high, and then the right paw of the forelimb is placed across the chest, and the left paw is raised backwards, with a polite and gentlemanly face Bow with a smile.
This is simple.
When Pug saw this picture, he did not hesitate to pose in this pose without hesitation. Facing the side with people, he bowed politely and humbly.
At this moment, Pug doesn't have the obscene and lustful atmosphere just now, but is as refined, polite and personable as a gentleman.
Those who have seen Pug's obscene and wretched side can't believe that it can still show an image that does not match the image that everyone has defined for it, and this huge contrast makes everyone dumbfounded and shocked. .
(End of this chapter)
"Ahem, now everyone look over again, let's have the next quiz."
Director Wen saw that the scene was about to be pulled out of focus again, so he hurriedly spoke in a serious manner.
"Okay, how to compare!"
Ouyang Jiande, who couldn't wait to turn over, hurriedly asked.
"The purpose of our competition is to select who is more suitable to act in a movie, and the protagonist of our movie is Isshiki, so the requirements for it are relatively high. But I will not state the requirements in advance. I will watch the whole process and have to be in front of everyone. Without knowing it, the dog that is most suitable for this movie is selected based on the dog's performance. So don't take the bitch competition in front of you too much, after all, even if you win on the surface, it is not necessarily It meets my requirements for casting."
Director Wen saw Ouyang Jiande's emotional instability, so he gave him a reassurance first, so as not to spoil him on the spot.
In fact, he was not too fond of this very uncultivated guy, but because of his professional requirements, he had to be objective and cast aside all emotional factors to choose the most suitable dog for the protagonist of the movie, otherwise he would have kicked this guy out a long time ago out.
Sure enough, when Ouyang Jiande heard his last sentence, "Even if he wins on the surface, it may not necessarily meet my requirements for casting", his heart instantly settled down.
"Yeah, this dog actually doesn't like bitches, as long as it's beautiful, it's definitely not acceptable in movies. Only my golden retriever with normal sexual orientation can win the championship, and only its tall and mighty image can best set off the protagonist's personality." Powerful and extraordinary!"
Ouyang Jiande kept comforting himself, and then he gradually became more confident, looking at Lin Dong and sneering.
"Just wait and see, my golden retriever is not as normal as your pug in terms of sexual orientation, but in terms of IQ, physique, and strength, it will definitely crush you, a pug!"
"Okay, the next competition project is to walk the maze."
Director Wen gave a few instructions to the project assistant, and the assistant left to carry out his order.
As soon as this remark came out, there was some commotion at the scene.
"Walk the maze? What is this test?"
"Does walking the maze have something to do with the dog's IQ? Even if we are in it, we may not be able to get out."
"."
Lin Dong and Ouyang Jiande were also a little puzzled.
Director Wen then explained:
"It is the dog who walks the maze, and two staff members will be assigned to watch the direction of the entire maze from a high place and direct them to go out. This is to test the dog's sensitivity and recognition of human language, and to see how the dog Can you develop a sense of tacit understanding with strangers in a short period of time. And there are some pictures and texts on the way, and the dog must make corresponding actions in these places to go to the next place."
Everyone understood, and there was surprise in their eyes. They felt that this project was really new and interesting.
When Ouyang Jiande heard this, his heart settled down, and he looked at Lin Dong with an undisguised provocative gaze.
The Golden Retriever is very obedient. The last time I took him to test his IQ, his IQ was [-], which is almost equal to that of ordinary people. Isn't this maze-walking trick easy to catch?
Lin Dong glanced at Ouyang Jiande lightly, the corners of his mouth raised, showing the same undisguised contempt.
Even if your golden retriever is fine, does my pug care about such a small thing?
It is all literate.
Then when the cultural director assistant walked in, he signaled to him that the preparations were done, and then everyone moved to another studio.
After Lin Dong tied the ox to the pillar to prevent it from running around or being stolen by others, he and Chu Chenxi led Ba Ge and followed the crowd to another studio.
When we arrived at another studio, everyone stood on a high stand, looking down at the entire arena where the two dogs will compete.
In front of me is a medium-sized labyrinth, which is pitch black and made of foam plastic, but the outside seems to be painted with a layer of black paint, and I don't know why.
"This is the maze we used to test the dogs. The width and height are enough for the dogs to go inside without bumping into the walls and overlooking the direction of the entire maze. But because this maze is made of foam, it will fall down when it hits it. If any dog If the dog knocks down the wall, it will automatically admit defeat."
Wen asked to announce the rules of the game, and then let the two dogs stand at the starting point of their respective mazes, and assigned two staff members to stand on their respective heights to command their respective dogs.
"In addition, every time you reach a correct corner, there will be a picture on the wall. The dog has to look at the pose in the picture and pose according to it, so that he can go to the next place. Do you know?"
Director Wen said this to Lin Dong and Ouyang Jiande, signaling to let their dogs know this rule.
Lin Dong heard it, but he didn't move. Brother Pu must have listened to it verbatim, so he doesn't need to worry about it anymore.
Ouyang Jiande stepped forward and danced with his golden retriever for a while, then the golden retriever nodded half-understanding.
Seeing that Jin Mao understood, he turned around and came back, glanced at Lin Dong who was motionless and motionless, and turned his head with contempt.
Pretending to be aggressive, I want you to act aggressive, we will see how your mangy dog hits the wall later.
"Some people just like to pretend to be aggressive, they just don't know how to live or die, and they deserve it for the tragic ending in the end. Maybe there will be no place to cry when the time comes."
Ouyang Jiande, who was full of confidence, was sneering and sarcastic at the side. Although he didn't name him, the fool knew who he was talking about.
Lin Dong raised his eyes and glanced at this idiot, rolled his eyes and turned his head away, not being too lazy to talk to this idiot lowered his IQ.
Seeing that Lin Dong couldn't help telling Brother Pu about this rule, many people felt that he was a bit exaggerated.
"This Lin Dong doesn't tell his dog the rules. If he breaks the rules, there's no place to cry."
"Yeah, is this guy pretending to be aggressive? Could it be that his dog can understand such complicated words as Director Wen?"
"Hehe, I guess I'm pretending. I didn't see the surprise on Pug's face when he didn't want a bitch but only a beautiful woman. He must have known it a long time ago. Damn, this pretender."
"."
Many people talked about it, and even Chu Chenxi was a little worried.
"Why don't you tell Brother Pug about this rule, otherwise Brother Pug doesn't know what to do?"
Chu Chenxi stepped forward and whispered in his ear.
"Don't worry, it won't happen, Brother Pu heard what the director said just now."
Lin Dong, who felt his ears were itchy from Chu Chenxi's blowing, laughed softly.
"Ok."
Chu Chenxi said helplessly, and glanced at the lazily squatting at the beginning of the maze, but her eyes were looking around at the big-boobed beauty who let her rub her breasts just now.
Director Wen glanced at Lin Dong and Ba Ge, who were indifferent, and did not speak, but shouted loudly:
"The competition begins!"
With a swish, Pug and Golden Retriever rushed into the maze almost at the same time.
Pug, who was lazy just now, is so energetic now, which surprised many people.
The commander at a high place watched the direction of the entire maze, shouting "turn left, turn right, go straight" and so on, and made gestures from time to time.
But what is even more surprising is that when Pug entered the maze, he was like a fish in the water. The maze has been walked countless times by Pug.
But everyone was still surprised that Pug could understand the commands spoken by the commander so quickly, and the reaction was still so quick and clear. There was no sense of confusion in this intricate maze, and it could be seen that he had a strong sense of direction.
And the golden retriever's reaction compared with Pug's is simply horrible.
It jumped into the maze at an extremely fast speed, and it didn't know the direction at all. Looking at the several roads that diverged, it stood there with a dumbfounded expression, not knowing where to go.
The most amusing and angry thing is that the commander shouted desperately from above, his throat was almost hoarse, and the golden retriever was still indifferent when he heard it, like a deaf man.
The commander was so angry that he wanted to jump down on the spot and kick this stupid dog a few times, it was so fucking stupid.How dare you come to make a movie?You fucking go!
Ouyang Jiande's face turned pale, he was the most embarrassing and maddening person in the whole field. At the beginning, he was full of confidence and sneered at Lin Dong, betting that he would lose, and the ending was tragic. But no matter how I look at it now, it seems that I am talking to myself.
I hate your mother, let me go this golden retriever quickly!
Hearing the people in the arena secretly mocking the golden retriever, Ouyang Jiande looked at his dog standing there like an idiot with a dazed expression, wishing he could rush up and kick all the shit out of it.
The golden retriever was still in place, but the pug had already reached the first corner.
The picture at the first corner is that the dog is facing forward, standing on the ground with its hind legs, standing upright with its head held high, and then the right paw of the forelimb is placed across the chest, and the left paw is raised backwards, with a polite and gentlemanly face Bow with a smile.
This is simple.
When Pug saw this picture, he did not hesitate to pose in this pose without hesitation. Facing the side with people, he bowed politely and humbly.
At this moment, Pug doesn't have the obscene and lustful atmosphere just now, but is as refined, polite and personable as a gentleman.
Those who have seen Pug's obscene and wretched side can't believe that it can still show an image that does not match the image that everyone has defined for it, and this huge contrast makes everyone dumbfounded and shocked. .
(End of this chapter)
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