Easy Farmer

Chapter 91 The King of Pets
Yang Siyu laughed at Lin Dong unscrupulously there, laughing so hard that his branches trembled, making people feel as if he would faint from laughter in the next second.

Chu Chenxi beside him was also out of breath from laughing, and Qianqiansu covered her mouth with her hand, laughing so hard that she couldn't even straighten her waist.

Only then did Lin Dong come back to his senses from the thrilling but unscathed incident just now, and realized that he was raped by a dog named Pug, so he stared at that Pug in annoyance. Just want to breathe fire.

This dead pug is really capable. After not seeing him for so long, he can still be shady, and he can also use the trick of "Sun Tzu's art of war" aha!

Having such a big embarrassment in front of Chu Chenxi and Yang Siyu, he was so embarrassed and ashamed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in on the spot. It was really embarrassing, such a big man can't beat a puppy.

I wished I could rush over to kick this pug, but I was afraid that I would make fun of the second daughter for a big man who didn't even have this kind of tolerance, so I hatedly gouged out the eyes of the pug who was sleeping there, calmed down, and went to receive him. The second daughter went.

"Chen Xi Si Yu, why are you here?"

Lin Dong laughed nonchalantly, as if nothing had happened.

But how could Yang Siyu miss such a good opportunity to laugh at Lin Dong, and kept laughing there.

Originally, Yang Siyu was hesitant to suggest that he come to grandma's house to play with Chu Chenxi today. After all, the embarrassment at Lin Dong's house was a big one last time, and he touched it himself. Now I feel extremely embarrassed when we meet, but still Well, Lin Dong's way of concealing his emotions is much better than her.

And coupled with the hilarious scene just now, Chu Chenxi also relaxed, talking to Lin Dong as usual.

But the second daughter, who was very sensitive to Lin Dong's eyes, noticed what he thought was a quiet observation, and the second daughter was secretly annoyed that this Lin Dong dared to stare at their breasts so brazenly in broad daylight. What a shame!

Especially Chu Chenxi, when she thought about that night in the bathroom, her face turned red, she was so ashamed, and she felt angry and annoyed.

So when grandma called them in to sit and drink tea, and passed by Lin Dong, the two girls, one on his left and one on his side, stomped on his feet fiercely at the same time, and spat at the same time:

"rogue!"

"satyr!"

Lin Dong grinned from the pain, and jumped up in turn holding his feet, as if doing high leg lifts.I secretly complained in my heart, when did the second daughter become so violent, she used to be so gentle to me, especially in the flower garden and bathroom.
In front of the threshold, Ba Ge, lazily basking in the sun, suddenly turned his head and squinted at Lin Dong, who was smirking and laughing lewdly. He hit his trunk loudly and sprayed out sparse snot , the drooping thick skin on both sides moved slightly, and his eyes rolled up, which actually gave Lin Dong a very contemptuous look, both disdainful and contemptuous.Then he continued to doze lazily on his stomach.

Lin Dong was stimulated by the pug's disdainful eyes, and immediately wanted to rush up and fight this ignorant pug to the death, but grandma's loud and angry voice came again:

"Dongzi, why are you still standing there stupidly, come over to greet the guests! Do you still want to clean up Brother Pu when no one is around? I warn you, if you If you dare to touch the hair of Pu Ge, I will not spare you!"

As if he could understand people's language, Pug heard grandma's voice of defending it, and turned around and smiled at Lin Dong again. His eyes were narrowed, as if he didn't pay attention to him. Very disdainful and provocative.

Lin Dong shuddered, gave that Bago a resentful look, and left resentfully, but before he left, he said a word:

"Just wait and see if you still have the source of water to drink!"

Pug snorted furiously, looked at Lin Dong who was about to go away, and laughed, grabbed the source of water with his paws and held it up to Lin Dong, "This dog does not drink water from others' charity, this dog drinks it. Water depends on strength, strength drinks water!"

Lin Dong, who understood Pug's movements and expressions, felt a tightness in his chest, and almost couldn't hold his breath. This dog's IQ is almost [-]!Almost catching up with me!

"I haven't seen this pug for a while, how did it become like this?"

Lin Dong ate melon seeds and asked the second daughter.

"We don't know how it has become more and more intelligent and humane. When we came to the country, it was before the top of Dongzhong Mountain was built. We fostered Pug in a pet breeding center and paid some fees. Then after our career and residence in the county were stabilized, we suddenly wanted to bring Pug back on a whim two days ago. But the people at the pet breeding center insisted that we pay another fee called pet mental damage fee."

Yang Siyu said dumbfoundedly.

"why?"

Lin Dong asked out of curiosity.

"Then the people at the breeding center told us that Pug became the boss of all the pets during their stay here for a period of time, and he gathered a group of dog legs, thinking of ways to tease and torture other animals every day, and they didn't rely on Violent means, but relying on extremely clever brain power. Forcibly torturing many animals into neurasthenia, you can see how arrogant he must be in raising you just by looking at the way Pug dealt with you just now."

Chu Chenxi shook her head and smiled wryly.

"I think this pug is about to become a genius. I feel that his intelligence is not much different from that of a thirteen or fourteen-year-old child."

Lin Dong was speechless.

"Shall we take it to an intelligence test?"

Yang Siyu suddenly thought.

"I don't think so. If we cultivate a monster whose intelligence exceeds that of ordinary people, some abnormal dog research institutions will snatch Pug away and lock him up for research."

Lin Dong threatened.

"Ah, that's it, it's a terrible feeling, so don't go."

Yang Siyu shivered, put his hands on his shoulders and said in fear.

"Hey, by the way, I remember that there was a dog competition in Houtian County, why don't we get Pug to participate in the competition, so that we can know where it is in this group of dogs, so we can see the leopard, Naturally, I also know its strength in the entire dog world!"

Chu Chenxi's eyes lit up suddenly, and she said excitedly.

"Hey, this is not bad."

Lin Dong and Yang Siyu nodded in agreement.

Pug, who was taking a nap, suddenly sneezed, feeling a little weird, as if something bad was about to happen.

"How is the business of the flower shop now? It's not too bad."

Lin Dong sipped his tea and asked.

"Not only is it not too bad, every day business is so good that it explodes. We spread the reputation and advertisements of our flower shop in the whole county, which can be called a reputation. The whole county knows that we are the top of Dongzhong Mountain. It’s a flower shop for exclusive use. A large group of people come to buy it every day, and the threshold is almost squeezed! Alas, it’s all because we are both born so beautiful, and our business minds are even more amazing! It was because I was so tired that I recruited a few more people to take charge, and the two of us asked to take time out to relax."

Yang Siyu said in distress.

"Come on, if it wasn't for Lin Dongtian sending someone to send flowers, how could our business start? Don't say you are beautiful like a flower, even if you are born like Diaochan and Xishi, no one will buy it. But like that The kind of men who like childlike b**** should come."

After Chu Chenxi said the last sentence, she nodded in agreement.

Siyu snorted and rolled her eyes.

Seeing such a charming movement, Lin Dong gasped, and some small flames were bubbling up in his lower abdomen.

"Siyu, you must remember to bring back all your clothes today! Don't be like last time, and you have to take them when others are taking a shower. How embarrassing and embarrassing!"

When Yang Siyu was going to take a bath, Chu Chenxi told her in every possible way that she washed it first, but now she dared not entrust her reputation and innocence to Yang Siyu, and brought back all her underwear after washing herself.

"Okay, okay, I know, I know, I've said it two or three times, and I don't have Alzheimer's disease!"

Siyu rolled her eyes at Chenxi, and walked briskly to the bathroom with a basin containing clothes and toiletries.

"Hey, this madman, I guess something unexpected will happen later!"

Chu Chenxi looked at her back and thought to himself.

"Here, Pug, eat a banana."

Grandma liked this pug very much, she peeled a banana for it to eat.

Pug, who has become a fine guy, naturally knows what facial expressions and movements to make in front of someone, so he pretended to be naive and barked at grandma twice, as if to say thank you grandma, thank you grandma.Then he stood upright, grabbed the banana with his two front paws, and made several simple bows to grandma.

(End of this chapter)