Settled in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 75

The face of emotion is directed at him!
Xue Lang understood, but he wasn't angry at all. The smile on his face was a little more sincere than in the side hall just now: "I thought it was someone who had the guts to make Officer Liu angry, but it turned out to be me. I don't know what Xue has done. What's wrong, to make Officer Liu so angry? Why don't we sit down and drink a glass of water when I'm free, and let the wind go with the wind!"

Miss Liu sneered: "Boss Xue is a smart person, why pretend to be confused with Ah Liu?"

Xue Lang really didn't understand!Carefully looked at Miss Liu's eyes, thinking about it, it seemed that there was nothing rude about it. Although she occasionally joked with Miss Liu, she also adhered to the different etiquette between men and women, and never made excessive jokes, nor If you dare to behave extraneously, you are afraid that you will offend the beauty.

Seeing Xue Lang's bewildered face, Miss Liu became even more angry, snorted coldly, turned around and left, leaving Xue Lang dumbfounded, she was the one who found someone to lose her temper, and she was the one who left him to run away!Xue Lang couldn't help but think of a line from a movie——

Do you think it's a public restroom?Come as you want, leave as you want!Pooh!Really confused!

Xue Lang patted his forehead, a woman's heart, a sea needle!If you don’t have enough EQ, don’t try to guess a woman’s mind. Xue Lang learned this lesson from Xue Qing and her girlfriend. If you want to say it, you can say it. If you don’t want to say it, don’t guess it.The girlfriend didn't break up with him, and she really loved him.

Turning his head and throwing Miss Liu away, Xue Lang went about his own business, and there was a large group of Shi Shi waiting for him behind him.

Xue Lang ran to the workshop to check the inventory, and waited for his subordinates to bring the order numbers. After counting, Xue Lang fainted!According to the total number of statistics, I sold everything that was originally reserved for myself!
The subordinates were also dumbfounded!
Wan Siming asked Xue Lang with a bitter face: "Boss Xue, what should I do?"

Xue Lang waved his hands helplessly: "What else can I do! Since I agreed, I will give it all, reputation is the first! We can only ask the masters to catch up with us!"

I don't know how Her Royal Highness will react after knowing this oolong!Should not be to blame, right?Should be innocuous, right?In short, the purpose is accomplished, and there is no need to worry about the small flaws that occur in the middle.Isn't there a word called flaws do not conceal virtues?Right?
Xue Lang stayed in the workshop all the time, watching Wan Siming bring people to distribute the plows sent by the long historians. It was not until dinner time that Her Royal Highness sent someone to remind Xue Lang to go to the dinner, and Xue Lang gave the matter to him. Wan Siming dealt with it and rushed to the dinner party.

Chang Jian dutifully reminded: "Your Majesty, you need to change into regular clothes, and you cannot wear official robes to attend banquets."

So, Xue Lang ran back to change his clothes, put on ordinary clothes, continued to put on his hair, and hurried to the banquet.This is a farewell dinner held by Her Royal Highness the Princess for the elders, with singing and dancing to add to the fun.

Banquets in the Tang Dynasty were divided into seats, and each person had a small table with wine and vegetables on the table.This banquet was only attended by the officials of the Princess Mansion, and no one in the Wei Ze Guards was invited.

Xue Lang's position was lower than Han Jin's. Because of her special status, Lady Liu did not sit alone, but sat beside Her Highness the Princess.

As soon as she sat down, Her Royal Highness raised her wine glass and said in a loud voice: "Everyone took time out of their busy schedules to come here. I know that you are very kind, and I only have a glass of water and wine. Let me express my gratitude! Please!"

"Thank you princess!"

Everyone had a drink together.Her Royal Highness put down her wine glass and got up: "This palace is too strong to drink, go to rest first, and Aliu will accompany me in. Han Changshi, Dong Sima, Master Xue, you three will treat guests well on behalf of this palace, and let the long historians have a good time." And return."

"Here!"

Xue Lang and the three took orders.After Her Royal Highness left, dancers and musicians entered the arena, and the silk and bamboo song and dance performance began——

Seeing the performances of the dancers in the arena, Xue Lang said in surprise: "It turns out that there are Kabuki in the mansion."

Han Jin stroked his beard, and the handsome uncle had a smile on his face: "Your Highness has been here for nearly three years. During this period, there will be people from the capital who will invite a few dancers and musicians from the mansion in the capital to entertain guests. There are few banquets, so there are not many people, and there are only a dozen or so people here."

Xue Lang nodded. Her Royal Highness is a woman, and she works outside. There are too many banquets. I don't know how some villains will gossip!
After speaking, Han Jin stood up and made a toast on behalf of Her Royal Highness. After Han Jin finished toasting, everyone began to drink casually, sitting in twos and threes, or walking to another table to toast.Compared with the sitting upright when Her Royal Highness the Princess was there just now, it is much more casual.

Zhang Yi approached Xue Lang: "Xue Youyang!"

Xue Lang stood up: "Zhang Changshi is polite!"

Zhang Yi grabbed Xue Lang's saluting hand, and said with a strange smile: "There is no need for so much courtesy on the wine market! There is no grade here, only the level of drinking capacity. Needless to say, there is no need to be too polite, just have a glass first to show Sincerity!"

Xue Lang nodded readily, grabbed the wine glass on the table, drank it in one gulp, turned the wine glass upside down, and asked with a smile, "Is Zhang Changshi satisfied?"

Zhang Yi gave a thumbs up in satisfaction: "Okay! The true nature of a hero, it should be so! Seeing that you are so knowledgeable, I will let you go today."

With that said, he was about to leave.Xue Lang grabbed hold of it: "Zhang Changshi, how can anyone drink while watching others drink? You are a senior, and I am a junior. The junior has already done it first. Shouldn't the senior also drink half of it as a demonstration? ?”

Zhang Yi thought so too, there is no reason in the world to leave after taking advantage, so he also drank half a glass, and was about to leave when Xue Lang held him back with a smile.Zhang Yi asked strangely, "Why are you dragging me?"

Xue Lang said with a smile: "His Royal Highness is holding a dinner party. As a subordinate, this junior is also considered half the master. There is no one in the world who asks guests to toast the master. Come on, Zhang Changshi, this junior proposes a toast to you! Here comes the wine, fill it up." !"

After speaking, he drank another glass with a smile on his face, and turned the glass upside down after drinking, still not a single drop of wine.Those who were toasted did it first, and those who were toasted could only have a drink afterward, and Xue Lang let them go.

After drinking and sitting down, Dong Sima, who hadn't had much to do with each other, suggested: "Han Changshi, Mr. Xue, let's toast the bar too!"

Han Jin nodded and stood up.Xue Lang looked at the three people sitting at the banquet. The three of them were probably like-minded, and they were actually sitting together drinking and chatting. They were really understanding.

Xue Lang took a playful look, and suggested to Dong Sima and Han Jin: "There are so many people, if we all pay a round of toasts, then everyone doesn't have to stand up and go back today. How about toasting together and toasting separately?"

"Can!"

So, after Dong Sima, Han Jin, and Xue Lang toasted everyone together, Dong Sima, Han Jin, and Xue Lang each took charge of a part of the people and toasted separately.

The drinking cup looks big, but it doesn't hold much wine, the alcohol is not high, and the liquid is not pure. Xue Lang, who is used to drinking high alcohol, drinks it like water.

I saw him making a round of toasts with a smile, how he smiled before the toast, and the same smile after the toast, his fair and handsome face was still white and clean, he didn't even blush, and the lines of his smile didn't change a bit.

Dong Sima and Han Jin were drunk after a round of toasting, but Xue Lang had nothing to do, and focused on a certain three with a smile, one cup on the left, one cup on the right, the one on the left admired, the one on the right admired, and there was no repetition of the toast Yes, in short, there is only one purpose - drink!
The three of them considered themselves to be gentlemen, seeing that Xue Lang was full of sincerity, and there was no room for anyone to refuse what he said, so they had to drink one cup after another. As they drank, the eyes of the three were all drunk——

The youngest one, who supported the sage to praise the princess's long history, had a smirk on his face and muttered to himself, not knowing what he was talking about.

The second oldest one, the one who proposed to commend the princess to the sage, was already collapsed into a pile of mud, his head fell off at some point, his boots were taken off, and he slept so hard that he didn't know what day or night it was.

The oldest one... is being hugged hard by the two servants. He can't do without hugging. The old man has already taken off his head, revealing his gray hair. Not to mention, he has also untied the tie of his robe. They were all exposed, and they were still yelling that they would sing and dance for everyone!

Someone stopped him, Xue Lang felt very regretful, but he said with a smile on his face: "I drank too much and forgot to restrain myself. I'm really sorry for the three long history. Come on, hurry up and let the three long history go." Help me down to rest, sober up."

The servant hurried over to help him.

Everyone looked at Xue Lang with clear eyes, no blushing, no panting, and no disordered footsteps. They all looked at Xue Lang with inexplicable awe, Zhang Yi, who was half drunk, was full of happiness: "Youyang is really huge, thanks to a certain family. Guo Youyang is merciful!"

You can't carry this pot!

Therefore, Xue Lang said with a smile: "Where did Zhang Changshi say it? I think it was the negligence of the younger generation. I forgot that the younger generation has a family tradition of drinking skills, so I accidentally got the three elders drunk. It's really a sin! Tomorrow I should tell the three elders Shi Pei is right."

Zhang Yi was curious: "Youyang also has a family-inspired drinking skills?"

Xue Lang breathed a sigh of relief and was in a happy mood. He activated his serious skills, and his expression automatically became upright: "That is. My father once taught me a unique skill called boundless sea."

Zhang Yi exclaimed: "The sea is boundless? No wonder Youyang is so massive. It's a family-inspired stunt! Admiration, admiration."

Xue Lang smiled and cupped his hands: "The trivial skills are not worth mentioning, Zhang Changshi is polite!"

So, from then on, among the bureaucrats of the Tang Dynasty, there began to be a legend that "the strange man Xue Lang's family has a unique skill, he will not get drunk after a thousand cups, and his drinking capacity is as deep as the sea".From then on, in Xue Lang's life, no one invited him to drink except when His Majesty the Emperor gave him a banquet.Even if Xue Lang took the initiative to invite people to drink, all the invited guests would declare before the banquet that everyone is a gentleman, just taste it, don't be greedy.

Rumors circulated like this, and later, there was a history book that Xue Lang said that "a gentleman in wine does not greedy for drinking, but only tastes and works hard for self-cultivation".It can only be said that this is a beautiful misunderstanding.

As for the three long history parties who were involved in the Boundless Sea incident, Xue Lang never saw him again. When Xue Lang went to see him off the next day, he heard that the three long history had already set foot on their way home after waking up that night. up.

Xue Lang was quite regretful that he didn't even give him a chance to apologize.

(End of this chapter)