Bandit girl unscrupulous: kidnap a prince to farm

Chapter 277 Chapter 317
Everyone laughed, but they all silently chose to face their faces and began to kick, kicking in unison.

"Tell you to spread rumors, tell you to speak ill of your mother, and make you lose your mind! I'll kick you to death!"

The villagers scolded and kicked vigorously, but the monk just hugged his head and wailed, rolling all over the ground with tears streaming down his face.

Buddha, help! ! !
Mu Jinxuan averted her eyes, turned to look at Yu Wenli, Yu Wenli also took her hand and said, "You deserve it, Xuan'er, let's go!"

The little girl nodded, and took Yu Wenli slowly towards Dongfeng with a smile.

This is also the first time for Yu Wenli to come to Dongfeng for a smile, but it is not the first time for her to eat lahua radish and jerky. She still remembers the first time she ate spicy or radish at home. Lou Shaoqing's cheeks bulged like rabbits, She couldn't stop laughing at the thought of it, but when she thought about it later, maybe the marriage between the two had already been predetermined by God at that time.

Yu Wenli sat drinking tea in the front hall, and Mu Jinxuan pulled Wu Dazhuang to talk in the side hall. From the gap in the screen, she could vaguely see her daughter-in-law explaining very seriously, with big dark eyes, flickering, No matter how you look at it, it's very cute.

The little girl doesn't look like her father, she has a big bald head with frowning eyebrows and a ferocious face. Both brothers in this family don't want Mu Maofeng, and this in-law must be an extremely beautiful woman.

Yu Wenli lowered his head to drink tea, and frowned again as if thinking of something.

By the way, Mu Jinxuan's mother seemed to be the palace lord of the previous dynasty. For some reason, Yu Wenli's heart skipped a beat when she thought of this, and she couldn't tell what was wrong, she always felt a little uneasy.

"Toffee, let's go back!"

When I looked up, I saw the little girl standing in front of me with a smile, and not far behind her, that rough man Wu Dazhuang put away a piece of paper and put it in his arms, turned around and chatted with the people around him God, that man is also a muscular man. When the two of them talked, their eyes habitually looked left and right.

Yu Wenli looked away, nodded, the little girl supported her, Wang Ma waited behind her, and the three returned to the Zhenbei General's Mansion.

The war is still going on, and Ben Hankins seems to have learned a lot. He takes a few shots with Lou Shaoqing every day, trying to prove his sense of existence, and then runs to a safe distance and starts to slap his ass and make faces at the people on the tower. Jun Qing was taken aback, lying on the top of the tower, his eyes widened, and at the end he grinned and said, "Hey, it's fun. After fighting for so many years, this is the first time I see someone entertaining us. Yes, this Hankins is really good!"

The soldiers below twitched their mouths one by one. Is this entertainment?Isn't this clearly scolding us?Fortunately, the distance was too far, and with the occasional gust of wind, the business was blown silently, so they could see nothing but the group of Tatars performing some nonsensical antics.

Lou Junqing watched with gusto, until Lou Shaoqing came, glanced with his dark eyes, and immediately gave an order: "Laugh, if you see them doing this, laugh out loud!"

Everyone is dumbfounded, is this a war?Have you ever seen someone rushing past a war without roaring, but laughing?It's not like watching cross talk skits, just laughing can decide the winner...

But since it was the order issued by the King of Beijing, everyone could only follow it, so...

A group of people on the city wall were laughing and reeling, lost their spears, and couldn't straighten their waists, and then the Tatars were stunned...

What kind of rhythm is this?They are scolding, these Han people are laughing!

Ben Jinhans twitched the corner of his mouth, and continued to give orders: "Curse, scold fiercely, they will jump their feet if you scold, and they will be mad when you scold!"

Ben Hankins was furious, and the men under him would be miserable. They stood in a row, getting too close and fearing that their heads would be cracked by a shot from a musket, so they could only carefully keep a safe distance. Then he started jumping up and down and cursing people.

After all, the Tatars are not Han Chinese, and there are few who are proficient in Chinese. Swearing and cursing will have no effect. So a few bastards, go to hell, if you are too far away, the sound is like a mosquito humming, come again A gust of wind didn't even hum.

The frontier soldiers stood on the city wall, laughing and staggering.

They suffer too, they can't hear a sound at all, it's no fun at all, they still pretend to laugh and laugh, laughing from dawn to now, their cheeks are going to cramp, okay?
But no one dared to be negligent, the military order was like a mountain, they didn't want to die on the field instead of the battlefield.

However, Lou Junqing is smarter. The Great General Zhenbei took his wife, Mao, to the most eye-catching place, and specially asked her to change into a girl's outfit. She was wearing a vermilion long dress, which looked extremely striking on the earth-colored city wall. Lou Junqing deliberately whispered into his daughter-in-law's ear, deliberately pointed in the direction of the Tatar, whispered to his daughter-in-law, and then the two of them started laughing, and then the daughter-in-law said something to him, the two of them Continue to laugh, just like this back and forth interaction, how many people watching are envious.

Lou Junqing was really laughing. He discussed with his wife how to beat up these Tatars with bruised noses and swollen faces. Later, the more they chatted, the more excited they became, and the happier they talked, he couldn't help laughing. The Tatar warrior couldn't hear anything with his mouth, the two of them couldn't help laughing as if they saw a pig's head being beaten.

Lou Junqing's new idea stimulated the surrounding Han army, and the guards simply gathered together, in twos and threes, hooking their shoulders and backs, pointing at the Tatars opposite, whispering, or laughing, and the stalemate continued like this After three days, the Tatar finally couldn't bear the stimulation, and rolled back with his head in his arms.

"Wang, these Han people are so shameless. No matter how you scold them, they keep laughing. Their skin is thicker than our felt tents!"

"Yes, my lord, even the snow and ice in the Tianshan Mountains are impenetrable!"

Everyone agreed that the Han people are too thick-skinned, and the tactic of cursing is not worth it.

Ben Hankins complied, and sighed, "Go, catch a Han!"

The people below look at me and I look at you, catch the Han people?The Han people are all huddled in the city of Korla, how to catch them?Dig a hole in it?It would be better to directly attack the general's mansion in Zhenbei.

Everyone collectively blacked out, but the king spoke, and the Tatars had no choice but to roam the grasslands looking for the Han people. As for why they were looking for them, who cares?

Lou Junqing on the city wall rubbed his chin, looked at the scattered Tatars, and couldn't help asking his wife in wonder, "Say, what are they planning to play?"

Hua Yuanqing straightened the broken hair around her ear, glanced back and looked away: "Didn't you want to dig a hole into Korla?"

"Ah? Hahahaha!" Lou Junqing started to laugh, and when he smiled, he suddenly stopped smiling, turned to look at his wife, and asked hesitantly, "Are you sure?"

Hua Yuanqing rolled his eyes, simply ignored him, turned over and got off the city wall, and walked back.

"Daughter-in-law, why are you going?"

"Let the dogs go, you won't even know if you dig them in!"

Lou Junqing: ...

This is a joke, right?right? ?
Because of the fighting with the Tatars, Korla temporarily closed the city gate from Korla to the western regions, and also blocked the Tatars in the western suburbs, while the road leading to the east was opened intermittently, with frontier troops stationed at the gate. The personnel who entered and exited were checked one by one, from the waist badge to the name tag, and anyone who was suspicious was caught. Until one day, a group of monks came to Korla.

Holding a wooden fish and chanting the Buddha's name, a group of people dressed in bright yellow Buddhist robes came mightily.

The Han army at the door checked the nameplates, checked them one by one, and made sure that there was nothing wrong before letting the person in. When entering the door, a Han army couldn't help but put his hands together and said to the leading monk: "Master, there is a battle ahead. , please come back."

The monk raised his head, looked at a city defense line looming to the west, uttered the Buddha's name, and said: "War is a disaster, we have the duty to do our part for the people of Li."

The defender rubbed his nose, hehe, when did the monk help fight the war, but thinking about appeasing the people in Liming, he was also sharing the prince's worries, so the soldiers stopped interrogating and let them in.

But who would have thought that this release caused quite a stir in Korla.

The monks practiced deeds and saved all sentient beings. Only a few days after entering Korla, the common people flocked to them one after another, offering their own rice wine, melons and fruits, and preparing fast meals one by one. A Buddhist country also treats monks well.

The monks talked about Buddhism and the five poisons in the world: greed, anger, ignorance, arrogance, and doubt. They talked about merits and virtues, such as life release, abstinence from killing, and vegetarianism all have merits.

The Buddha said that reincarnation is a sea of ​​suffering. If you do good deeds in this life, you will be rewarded in the next life. The common people were convinced, and began to carefully avoid ants and mosquitoes under their feet every day. The murder weapon is killing life!"

For a while, the common people alienated the frontier army one after another, fearing that they would be burned, and they would not be able to survive.

The defenders quickly discovered the abnormality and reported it to the King of Beijing. Lou Shaoqing looked at the folder in his hand and frowned.

Turning his head to look, his wife was sitting next to him with a steel helmet in his arms, leaning forward vigorously. The helmet reflected by the candlelight reflected a brilliant light.

Mu Jinxuan frowned, stretched out her finger and tapped the helmet lightly. The sound was crisp and crisp. Because it was cast with a new type of abrasive tool, it provided a good foundation for mass production. Sent here, it has not been tested yet, can this thing really be as resistant as handmade?

Mu Jinxuan was somewhat skeptical.

(End of this chapter)